>yet another director trauma dump film
Seriously, Pixar let some first generation Asian immigrant in North America live out their childhood trauma with hundreds of millions of dollars
Yes. Whoever greenlit a 200m romcom needs to get fired.
If this movie cost 100m, I could see it making some money. It doesn't look any better than Spiderverse, Mario, or Puss in Boots to justify its bloated budget.
This. The most successful romcom of all time only made $350 million. Whoever budgeted this wasn't thinking. They just said "Pixar gets 200 million per movie no matter what it is."
>most successful romcom >only $350 million
I always figured love was just a mutation. A fluke in our dna. It doesn't surprise me most people wouldn't want it.
>animated romcom aimed at families
This was never gonna sell. Kids aren't interested in fricking romantic comedies, either aim at an adult audience or pick a different genre.
>finding nemo was about you as a child >monsters university was you as a student >elemental would be you as a young adult if you had a hot girlfriend of asian descent
You only have yourself to blame for being old and unappreciated.
We're still living in the world of the Boomer youth. It's like entire decades have simply not happened. World War 2 ended only a few years ago, and the Civil Rights movement is happening now.
I sometimes wonder if humanity is evolving too fast. We went from nothing but text graphics to AI art generators in a span of 40 years. Makes me feel bad for boomers sometimes with how much the world has been changing. They haven't even solved their own issues let alone all the new ones. Makes me fear when I get older.
I don't feel bad for boomers because life extending technology will see most of them unretire and continue to plague society into the 2080s. I'm with the other guy, I'm tired of living in the fricking 1970s, socially.
>I sometimes wonder if humanity is evolving too fast.
No, it's not. The truth is we really need to adapt far faster than we currently are because we should have been in the year 4000 by now because we realize we are only one nuke, one gamma ray burst, one surprise black hole or one basic ass rock in space away from damnation and we let too many things like ignorance via religion and fear of techno growth hold us back generations of evolutionary insight. We know too much about what can end us all to the point we should have already colorized the moon and mars so we can have far less to worry about survival wise.
The boomer generation is the last bit of ignorant upbringing the human race has been like for 20+ thousands of years and there's evidence we reset technically more than 2 times at least in the past. We are going to die if we don't evolve now. The past should not be worshiped, our ignorance will doom us into extinction.
Christians constantly push the future forward. Satanist restrain it because they want to keep holding on to our world and their fictional powers over us.
You sure? This wasn't the directors first film. How he got a second chance after The Good Dinosaur is amazing but Elemental bombing might be strike two and three.
>emburr is a businesswoman >wade is a city inspector >they can just leave their lives and jobs behind and she can go back to college to study glassmaking in a foreign country because her boyfriend is rich (this is why he can quit his job he already went to college for)
Kek
These stories are so fricking fanfic-y for women. Rich boyfriend lets you relive your younger years, in paradise, learning the things you want to learn instead of inheriting your father's store.
They literally die if they make contact with one another, they literally need a surrogate to have kids, if anything it teaches that while being racist is "morally wrong" it's natural and the actual right thing to do. Stupid movie.
Did this movie deserve to flop?
Yes
No
Maybe
HOLY SHIT IS THAT CLOD?
I don't know
Can you repeat the question?
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
I'd say no for the film and crews sake but yes because Disney is fricking evil.
They should have hired a better marketing team.
>shit premise
>shit aesthetic
>yet another director trauma dump film
Yes
>yet another director trauma dump film
Seriously, Pixar let some first generation Asian immigrant in North America live out their childhood trauma with hundreds of millions of dollars
AGAIN
THEY DID IT AGAIN
Actually if she burned hot enough, he should just turn into steam.
Asians are a hot commodity in Hollywood. They tried to cash in on it.
>Pixar let some first generation Asian immigrant in North America live out their childhood trauma with hundreds of millions of dollar
Heheh, every Asian girl I meet has the same story
It deserved to not be made. Being released in theaters is too good for it.
Yes. Whoever greenlit a 200m romcom needs to get fired.
If this movie cost 100m, I could see it making some money. It doesn't look any better than Spiderverse, Mario, or Puss in Boots to justify its bloated budget.
How about a Romcom starring giant monsters, mechas, and monster girls?
That would be kino.
This. The most successful romcom of all time only made $350 million. Whoever budgeted this wasn't thinking. They just said "Pixar gets 200 million per movie no matter what it is."
>most successful romcom
>only $350 million
I always figured love was just a mutation. A fluke in our dna. It doesn't surprise me most people wouldn't want it.
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yes.
>animated romcom aimed at families
This was never gonna sell. Kids aren't interested in fricking romantic comedies, either aim at an adult audience or pick a different genre.
I specifically only pump and dump Asian girls. I only plan to marry a white girl.
>2023
>10 years after Monsters University
>20 years after Finding Nemo
Stop making me feel old.
>finding nemo was about you as a child
>monsters university was you as a student
>elemental would be you as a young adult if you had a hot girlfriend of asian descent
You only have yourself to blame for being old and unappreciated.
Love is more important than physical contact causing pain and the boyfriend potentially smothering her to death in his sleep.
Ember sounds like a sassy c**t in like half her scenes and I hate it so much.
>well and clear
watercel dogwhistles
I guess you could say she's fiery
We're still living in the world of the Boomer youth. It's like entire decades have simply not happened. World War 2 ended only a few years ago, and the Civil Rights movement is happening now.
I sometimes wonder if humanity is evolving too fast. We went from nothing but text graphics to AI art generators in a span of 40 years. Makes me feel bad for boomers sometimes with how much the world has been changing. They haven't even solved their own issues let alone all the new ones. Makes me fear when I get older.
I don't feel bad for boomers because life extending technology will see most of them unretire and continue to plague society into the 2080s. I'm with the other guy, I'm tired of living in the fricking 1970s, socially.
>I sometimes wonder if humanity is evolving too fast.
No, it's not. The truth is we really need to adapt far faster than we currently are because we should have been in the year 4000 by now because we realize we are only one nuke, one gamma ray burst, one surprise black hole or one basic ass rock in space away from damnation and we let too many things like ignorance via religion and fear of techno growth hold us back generations of evolutionary insight. We know too much about what can end us all to the point we should have already colorized the moon and mars so we can have far less to worry about survival wise.
The boomer generation is the last bit of ignorant upbringing the human race has been like for 20+ thousands of years and there's evidence we reset technically more than 2 times at least in the past. We are going to die if we don't evolve now. The past should not be worshiped, our ignorance will doom us into extinction.
Christians constantly push the future forward. Satanist restrain it because they want to keep holding on to our world and their fictional powers over us.
>we should have been in the year 4000 by now
Do you deny it? Do you seriously think the current state of 2023 feels "correct" to you?
So, what are the chances they make a sequal that stars their child, a steam elemental?
I feel like they'd just go the lazy route and have two kids, one fire, one water. Or not even have kids.
I hope you're joking. every single moron that worked on this movie got fired (i think)
You sure? This wasn't the directors first film. How he got a second chance after The Good Dinosaur is amazing but Elemental bombing might be strike two and three.
Probably was in the works right as The Good Dinosaur came out.
>emburr is a businesswoman
>wade is a city inspector
>they can just leave their lives and jobs behind and she can go back to college to study glassmaking in a foreign country because her boyfriend is rich (this is why he can quit his job he already went to college for)
Kek
These stories are so fricking fanfic-y for women. Rich boyfriend lets you relive your younger years, in paradise, learning the things you want to learn instead of inheriting your father's store.
All we need is the parents to learn the true spirit of Christmas and we can put it on the Hallmark channel.
Ah frick, we are going to get an Elemental christmas short aren't we? Except it won't just be christmas.
They literally die if they make contact with one another, they literally need a surrogate to have kids, if anything it teaches that while being racist is "morally wrong" it's natural and the actual right thing to do. Stupid movie.
>fire destroys every neighborhood they are found in
whenever libs try to make a racial parable, it always backfires