Too big to fail. Even if they were teetering on the edge of collapse, they'll probably get a government bailout to secure all those hundreds of thousands of jobs, not to mention all those shadowy campaign fundraisers that hold up most of Congress.
Cope how? I want the Great Satan to be destroyed in a great civil war. I don't give a frick about troon or shitty culture war (and that will end with the death of the prostitute of Babylon, aka the US). The only thing matters to me is the death of every burger.
Probably won't happen since you are fat pigs that just want to shitpost on twitter because not enough you try to be like Rittenhouse. But what I said in my statement is almost guaranteed. Unless the Supreme Court decides to ban Disney from existing, you are going to get troonpilled, dog.
I guess Luca wasn't gay enough for gays on twitter to feel represented.
>another space-themed animated movie with a non-white gay character
Disney doesn’t learn, do they?
remember how many ass-blasted homosexuals insisted that Disney let all those other gay movies bomb so they'd never have to make another movie with a gay character?
If a kid can develop straight crushes on the opposite sex, they can do it on the same-sex. A boy can be normal and still gay. You don't think there's an 8-year old out there having his first fictional crush with Beast Boy the same way some kids did with Raven?
Cause this is Hollywood media and they tend to add very obvious visual language in order to "code" a character. If this were a picture of a real little boy playing with a butterfly and someone said, "That child is CLEARLY gay", yeah, that's stupid.
But a kid character who was drawn by several liberal adults living in California that are obsessed with telling "personal stories" and constantly want to "break new ground"? Yeah, it's easy to see how you can look at that drawing's posture and posing and go, "Oh, so Pixar wants to have a gay protagonist, huh?".
I think it's disgusting that Luca's obvious brotherly love and surrogate family themes have to be tainted with people go, "NO THEY'RE OBVIOUSLY GAY FOR EACH OTHER".
Like, holy frick, that triggers me. These people are so open to the idea of sexual and gender identity, but they're so narrow in the scope of different forms of love and connection. Either you must be fricking or you're not fricking.
No, Luca clearly wasn't gay, but Alberto had a clear jealousy fit on the movie. If that was just jealousy for a friend or something else is at least very vague.
>but Alberto had a clear jealousy fit on the movie
Alberto has abandonment issues because of his dad. He latched onto Luca because he was probably the only interaction and meaningful relationship he's formed since his dad left. Alberto probably felt great having someone younger look up to him for answers and see him as super cool and smart. Of course he would be jealous when Luca starts showing interest in someone else who might be cooler and smarter. Why does that mean Alberto has to be gay for Luca? Do you think someone can't experience these feelings without having a physical attraction?
People are permanently online now. They don't understand friendship.
They didn't grow up in the era of doing a spit handshake with your best friend and promising to always have your back. Theyve never opened up to their friends around a campfire on a summer night.
>Taichi and Sora
Reminder that one of main directors of Adventure 01 shipped Taichi and Hikari, thus why the episode when Taichi returns to Earth with Koromon for a single day.
You had people then calling it saccharine too but it was a relatively unpopular opinion at the time due to blind nostalgia. I mean I still like it but I did feel like it retread a bit of 2, you can tell Pixar had finally caught onto the feels meme about them and bought their own hype which led a string of mediocre movies throughout the '10s.
People are permanently online now. They don't understand friendship.
They didn't grow up in the era of doing a spit handshake with your best friend and promising to always have your back. Theyve never opened up to their friends around a campfire on a summer night.
People don't know what friendship is anymore.
>People are permanently online now. They don't understand friendship.
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This dude hit the nail right on the head, took another nail, and split the first one with it.
lol no, the discussion about that movie was entirely about subtext, which has been going on since long before the internet was a thing and has never claimed to be what "actually" happens. The entire point is that it's interpretation separate from the formal meaning of whatever is going on in a story, with exceptions for stories where the subtext is the point because of official censorship and the like. Luca's subtextual material is so broad an infant could read into it.
He had clear abandonment and attachment issues, they begin to manifest the second Luca starts to favor Julia more and contradicts with what he's learned from Alberto.
It's about a gay boy serving as Earth's ambassador. What do you think.
I guess Luca wasn't gay enough for gays on twitter to feel represented.
>Little boy is portrayed as remotely shy >GAY
Do Americans REALLY
>Do Americans REALLY
I was saying it because I could have sworn during an expo where they showed off the concept art, someone mentioned about how they took influence from gay kids for Elio's mannerisms or how he was planned to be Pixar's first gay protagonist. However, trying to briefly look that up, I now can't find any evidence of it. So I have no idea where that info came from.
>I now can't find any evidence of it. So I have no idea where that info came from
Idk but I remember seeing a tweet going around from someone who didn't work on the movie speculate that the kid was gay, you're probably thinking of that. It's very reminiscent of Luca and everyone gushing how totes gay they were because uhhhh
Not a fan of the eyepatch but other than that I liked the teaser a lot. I like the style, I liked the jokes, I have zero interest in Elemental but I do want to watch this one.
Good.
Literal grubhub commercial
11 months ago
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Obsessed
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Nice argument homosexual
11 months ago
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You are not wrong, the human designs keep getting uglier
>So I have no idea where that info came from.
Really homie? Anons have spent the past week trying to meme troony Gwen Stacy into existence and you have no idea where memes about gay pixar twinks come from?
each of those three shots is a different emotional take on 'I'm trying to focus on what this hunk is saying, but all I can think about is daddy-type wiener'. The first one he just saw the daddy-figure shirtless, the second one he's trying to impress him with his attentiveness, and the third one he's trying to look 'mature' while trying to flash him some side-ass. Just off camera is a shirtless hairy muscular daddy and that kid wants nothing more than to choke on his wiener.
Nobody sees Alberto as gay except terminally online gender obsessed shippers believe me my Mom is a huge conservative and she loves watching Luca with my nephews but was absolutely pissed off at Strange World because of the gay kid.
I haven’t but I will. I get abandonment and Daddy issues but things get twisted in a fricked up little brain, and the credit scroll was the story of him
I know right? Its annoying that the movie's message could be something that everyone can take something from but twitter gays will b***h and moan that the movie isn't specifically about them and their precious identity.
Normal gay people don't care about corporations trying to pander to them, they are fine with stories that have good characters and can be entertained without wishing them to be different just to have a token of them to draw gay fanart of. Which is what gays on twitter just want to do.
Just because you suck wiener doesn't mean you should get a movie. Feminism ruined that transaction.
I feel like the two ideas can coexist. There's the people who want to go wild with horny/romantic fanfiction, and there's the people who want to appreciate it as a brotherly love/friendship.
Think Frozen's familial themes and the, uh, horny side of Frozen.
I feel like the two ideas can coexist. There's the people who want to go wild with horny/romantic fanfiction, and there's the people who want to appreciate it as a brotherly love/friendship.
Think Frozen's familial themes and the, uh, horny side of Frozen.
>horny/romantic fanfiction
Frick you you fricking degenerate. It's a goddamn kids movie not fap fuel for always online homosexuals, porn addicts and losers.
And what is getting angry going to do? He’s absolutely correct about the frozen thing. This place loves talking about Anna Elsa incest which I’m sure would trigger twitter. This place is just the different side of the same coin. There’s always gonna be someone saying it looking at a relationship in a sexual or romantic way even when it’s obvious it’s not there
Having a stroke over that is pointless
Well thats surprising but again doesn't prove what I said wrong. If anything it just shows that people will always try to see the sexual side of relationships even if they aren't there
And you should get an ulcer over it
When there are zero gay protagonists in animated movies, people will latch onto whatever they can find. And obviously it's the internet.
Though Strange World increases the amount to one. I'm one of the rare people who thought Strange World was decent (better than Lightyear), would be better if they took more risks with the aesthetic instead of "Tangled but slightly off", was too uncanny valley. Pixar should have made Strange World instead of Lightyear honestly.
Lesbians are marketting friendly gay men/boys are not.
When you think of lesbians you think cute girls and non-penetrative sex.
When you think gays you think of sweaty poo sex. Thats bad. You dont wanna market that
Gay men aren't marketable because straight men hate seeing gay men but like/are neutral to gay women
Straight women aren't as sex-obsessed as men so it's safer to allow lesbians.
Lesbians are just more acceptable and white knightgays are happy to sweep the lesbian abuse statistics under the rug or blame gay men for it.
Just drop the G from lgbtq. Lesbians are running the show, claiming they hate trannies but trannies are still better than gays somehow
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I've seen way more trans hate than gay hate from lgbtq people, what are you on about?
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Because lqbts dont need to hate on gays. There's other ways.
Look how lesbians and yrannies have their own flag but the original rainbow gay flag has its shit pushed in by trannies.
Gay mens dont have their own snowflake unique flag.
This ones anecdotal at best, i was reading an online fiction (not fanworks). The other had lgbtq characters and but all the lesbian relationships were awww look how cute and spedhul and fun these girls are. One relationship was even as statuatory rape relationship but no its pure and wholesome, you bigot! Meanwhile the gay male character relationships were either: paid passing attention, permanently single, or abusive/fighting.
Gays arent getting 'hated' on by the other letters. They're getting shoved down. Getting projected onto.
This is really it. Gay men have always been more heavily stigmatized by STRAIGHT mainstream society by being seen as a much bigger threat to the social order. Now, though, the focus is definitely on hating trans people, but it's still way more on hating trans women than trans men.
Of course Cinemaphile doesn't like when I say this, but it seems crazy to me. This is such a tiny percentage of the population that I don't understand caring unless you or someone really close to you belong to the group. Makes zero sense to me to even care at all. It's a non-issue.
Lightyear at least had proper pacing. Strange World was all over the place, but mostly a slog. It's biggest issue is how adventure feels less like an adventure and more like a shitty tour through the place. Most of the film is mediocre family talking, not a single interesting, original conflict. Only thing it did better than Lightyear is art design (not on characters).
People also talk about Lightyear emasculating the main character, but that was not true, he literally carries all the morons the whole film. I do not know where the emasculating thing came from. The movie was still generic and the twist made no sense in terms of continuity, but it was nor AS bad as people made it out to be, nor it was worse than Strange World which felt like a complete botch work. Terrible editing and overall structure. Obviously a rewrite victim.
Yet people here had to do incest ships in Encanto
I am not defending "these people," but don't pretend we have a moral high ground when it comes to thisnshit..
>innocent coming of age story of a kid living in a house with a bunch of sisters >pedos and rage-baiting conservatives alike turn it into an incest story
>woke menace
Has nothing to do with modern Disney flops.
Disney movies have been flopping because they're ugly and the designs are bad. This will flop because the designs are bland and boring and ugly. Strange World: Ugly. Buzz Lightyear: Ugly. Elemental: Ugly
It doesn't acknowledge any of the goofy stuff from 2 happened, Mater is barely in it and one of the main conflicts is Doc (and Paul Newman)'s death which they completely ignored in 2
It's not so much a theory, just an observation. Cars 2 was arguably their first "bad" movie and directly after it their work has been mostly mediocre to bad. There's an argument to be made the Inside Out and Coco could be considered good but they're far from the hits of their golden age.
I hope there's an actual villain this time. I'm tired of the trend of "the villain was your negative view of yourself durr".
His voice is a lot higher than I expected. I thought he was like 13 but now I think he's like 9
Still it looked pretty fun and wholesome. Fairly standard fish out of water story.
I don't really like him having that eye patch thing for the whole movie.
Also there is zero gay about this, and I post in every shota thread lol
Elio's voice is really cute. I was worried Disney would use a twenty-something gay man/troony or a thirty-whatever woman to voice him like most studios do with child characters.
>e-girl
My anon. Where are you seeing them at? They've all been 17-18. Disney doesn't do e-girl
>Hilda >12 Forever (even if it lasted only one season) >Infinity Train S3 >The Owl House >Amphibia if you are into frogs (or draw Anne with small boobs) >The Ghost & Molly McGee >Hamster & Gretel >Moon Girl & Devil Dinosaur >Hailey's on It!
DTVA has been dominated by little girls for over a decade, with 6 of the 9 shows I listed being from Disney no less.
Not a fan of the eyepatch but other than that I liked the teaser a lot. I like the style, I liked the jokes, I have zero interest in Elemental but I do want to watch this one.
His voice is a lot higher than I expected. I thought he was like 13 but now I think he's like 9
Still it looked pretty fun and wholesome. Fairly standard fish out of water story.
I don't really like him having that eye patch thing for the whole movie.
Also there is zero gay about this, and I post in every shota thread lol
40 minutes left for the promo
Can it save Disney for total destruction, humiliation, bankruptcy and the woke menace ?
I guess Luca wasn't gay enough for gays on twitter to feel represented.
>Do Americans REALLY
I was saying it because I could have sworn during an expo where they showed off the concept art, someone mentioned about how they took influence from gay kids for Elio's mannerisms or how he was planned to be Pixar's first gay protagonist. However, trying to briefly look that up, I now can't find any evidence of it. So I have no idea where that info came from.
Someone high up at Disney has a shota fetish. Why are there so many movies with little boy protagonists now?
It's literally only been Luca and this+turning red had a girl protagonist, they just want the ghibli audience which is why their more sol movies have a soft and rounded style.
>Do Americans REALLY
I was saying it because I could have sworn during an expo where they showed off the concept art, someone mentioned about how they took influence from gay kids for Elio's mannerisms or how he was planned to be Pixar's first gay protagonist. However, trying to briefly look that up, I now can't find any evidence of it. So I have no idea where that info came from.
make your kids walk backwards 5 minutes a day. the difference in peripheral vision is insane. ever wonder chinks and japs cant drive? city density. if your eyes never focus into the distance, they never build those muscles. same shits happening in london. look at distant objects, and walk backwards atleast once a day
that is a surprisingly well-founded and pragmatic, not to mention easily actionable, recommendation, anon. I commend your practicality and lack of cynicism. I think I may make an effort to walk backwards for a little bit when I walk to the corner store later.
also no one calls it a corner store besides australians, you upside down piece of shit they dont have chicken salt anywhere else in the world, you better get some of that shit on your chips
11 months ago
Anonymous
That is a frankly wild assumption, mate. I'm from the west coast, initially L.A., now Washington. Throw another shrimp on the barbie.
11 months ago
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i was in LA and im...from washingtpn state.i was upside down for a good 15 years tho. you missed out. that shit is worth its weight in gold. and works burgers...thin slice of beetroot, fried egg, fried onions. unf. im never going back but i do miss that shit
11 months ago
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>tfw you can walk backward into your kitchen to snuggle the vat of chicken salt in the pantry
11 months ago
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to this day i cannot understand why chicken salt isnt everywhere. that is a serious business opportunity. be the first, make bank
11 months ago
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Personally I love Vegemite. A little of that on some sourdough with a little creamy butter, it's so good. I'll never understand the hate, sure it's potent but it's concentrated, of course it's potent. They don't have that same vehement hatred for, like, brown spicy mustard.
11 months ago
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the isnak 2.0 was unironically good but it dosent last. a jars like half a loaf. marmite looks WORSE then vegemite. i was that weird american putting more vegemite on my toast then the entire room. shits good. a big jar of vegemite lasts you forever
try it on slices of cheese, or google a vegemite scroll. goes good on the bottom of day old pepperoni pizza, just for the american excess.
and man i miss V. monster ultimate paradise, the one in the green cans are kinda close, not tangy enough
11 months ago
Anonymous
oh shit, vegemite on pepperoni pizza sounds fricking bomb as hell. I also tried 'branston pickle' on Yahtzee's advice and it is pretty good, for a pickled produce condiment.
11 months ago
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under. put it on the bottom so it hits your tongue first. also works in anything you add salt to. liquify half/1 shotglass of it and put it into your mac and cheese. gives it a unique taste, your friends will never know
11 months ago
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they charge so much for it, even world market wants a fortune for a jar. i got lucky last time, they priced two large jars as a single jar last time i ordered
11 months ago
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I think it has begun to spread to America via import stores recently, but yes, it seems like a really easy product to sell.
11 months ago
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I am now genuinely sad I have never experienced the Chicken Salt…..
that is a surprisingly well-founded and pragmatic, not to mention easily actionable, recommendation, anon. I commend your practicality and lack of cynicism. I think I may make an effort to walk backwards for a little bit when I walk to the corner store later.
I like how it looks. Gorgeous backgrounds and the premise is alright.
I like the evil alien he's hanging out with, gives big lord hater vibes. I hope he's the main recurring character in the film.
Turning Red and mostly every cartoon they released for the last 5 years. I guess you can call them "hebes" but they all fall under the same umbrella.
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When you really think about it, it's just a retread of Toy Story 2.
About 90%, if not more, the protagonist in animation have been boys, that's not to say that gay pedos have been ruling the industry.
Those were coomers and furries; you could have have a kid showing their underwears and even their naked buttocks and it was a innocent and silly thing, audience were not to suppose to find it horny.
Not a fan of the eyepatch but other than that I liked the teaser a lot. I like the style, I liked the jokes, I have zero interest in Elemental but I do want to watch this one.
saw a 5 year old just chilling while her mom was shopping around watching kid's youtube videos with speakers on full blast. Worst part was it was in spanish so it was just a cacophony of meme sound effects and laughter.
>Work at a funeral home >Every once in a while a kid with their mommy's phone or a tablet blasts Cocomelon or some other content farm kid's YouTube channel
I don't know if it's worse when it happens during the church or during the burial.
I can't tell if this is an insult or not. I genuinely like my job.
11 months ago
Anonymous
That sounds interesting anon. How did you get a job like that.
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>Personal drama at home left me feeling emo and depressed >Depression led me to wanting to be surrounded by the dead >Applied to the first opening I saw on google for Funeral Director Assistant and didn't think much of it >A couple of months pass by and I'm getting called for an interview >Manager liked my chops or something and I started the next month >Been working there for almost 2 years now
It's a surprisingly small industry, but because the majority of the staff are pushing 40, a lot of people quit/transfer so getting a job there is pretty easy. It does get stressful sometimes especially during the fall and winter, but it helped me develop my social skills and I even made some new friends.
11 months ago
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Nothing like bonding over a chilled corpse to bring you together? >do they really use the plastic screw in plug?
11 months ago
Anonymous
Here's a joke we all make; if at any point you thought about working here, there's something a little wrong with you. >do they really use the plastic screw in plug?
I don't know what that is, but if has something to do with butts, I couldn't answer that.
Here's a small tip, lose the weight if you're going to get embalmed. Red shit leaks out from every orifice snd it's even worse if you're a fat frick.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Oh damn, he’s back!
Yes, years ago someone on the internet posted a picture( amazing, right ) of a plug they claimed was sealing the pooper.
>Worst part was it was in spanish so it was just a cacophony of meme sound effects and laughter
I hate that I know EXACTLY what you're describing, every one of those video whether it be for kids or adults have those exact same slapstick sound effects. I think some Indian and Chinese videos follow that same format too.
>actually got a little interested with the kid going to a different world that seemed scary/cool, like maybe an Alice in wonderland type thing >remember it’s Pixar >all the designs look boring and soft as frick with a generic plot
Every time, I just want Pixar to be good again
This is 99% going to have some "Earth in danger, humans bad, they destroy it, climate change" message shoved into it, but otherwise, it looks promosing, it looked promising since the 1st announcement, the concept is cool, they can be very creative with the aliens, and the kid is adorable
that dosent make sense, straight sho is...well, straight.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Those abbreviations are references to Cinemaphile and 7chan boards.
/l/ - e-girlkon. Cinemaphile's e-girl board (7chan called its e-girl board /cake/).
/sm/ - Shota/Male. Cinemaphile and later 7chan's (gay) shota board.
/ss/ - Straight Shota. 7chan's board for hetero shota stuff.
/ll/ - Lesbian e-girl. A reference to /l/ and /ss/.
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They're not direct equivalents, they're each the opposite of the dominant version. Most shota stuff is gay, and most e-girl stuff is straight.
11 months ago
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>Most shota stuff is gay
You clearly don't know what you're talking about
One thing that I still like about Disney is how neat the localizations are. Everyone else simply makes the movies with English text everywhere, uses subtitles for international markets, and calls it a day. But Disney still does this thing where they actually bother changing the text in the movie. It's surprising that they even bother having different texts for Latino Spanish (above, using the "ustedes" form) and for Castilian Spanish (below, using the "vosotros" form).
I watched Moana in mexico one time and it was surprising to see the effort that went into localizing it. It didn't have English texts, but it had really good voice acting.
I mean, not particularly. Even back then Disney was always best at targeting girls. Their most popular IP before the 2000's was the Disney Princess products and vast majority of their content is marketed as unisex and the few 100% boy targeted content is shit like Treasure Island, which stars a pretty boy going to abandonment issues and finds a father figure through an ugly bastard. Not exactly blatantly "badass" like something like Transformers or Ninja Trutles.
The initial reason they bought Marvel in the first place WAS because they wantede more boy focused properties.
It's a hindsight 20/20 deal. they reason Disney was buying up these male focused properties was cause they wanted to boost sales from boys that Princesses and to a lesser extent even Mickey didn't pull in.
I think most people did not expect they would now try to go push hard to target these IP's to an audeince they already have in the bag.
Do you wanna try that again ESL? I don't even know what the frick you're talking about with Elemental, I'm talking about the Disney Princess line and why they bought Star Wars/Marvel.
Who gives a shit about Elemental?
literally the only thing i care about is that boy taking mountains of alien tentacle dick, so unless they get real weird with it real frickin quick i'm not interested
post-artistic akira of aesthetics. The borg of visual design, slowly rolling everything into a ball and smoothing off all of the rough edges until it's all one homogenous texture and taste, like the little meal of squares. Pic related.
weird flashbacks to me learning what hydropobic materials are and, uh, seeing that gardevoir gif ive never seen since. those ...liquids just rolled right off of her
MU and Onward are some of their best ever, just brought down by other factors (being a 10-years-later sequel and having the least interesting worldbuilding ever, respectively)
Soul, Luca, Turning Red were good.
Onward was okay.
Elio could be good.
Elemental is probably the worst offender after Lightyear, just a generic Romeo x Juliet story with an underdeveloped artstyle.
Of the so-called "golden age" movies I would only say Toy Story, The Incredibles, and Ratatouille were legitimately great, honestly.
Pixar is obviously not in a great state right now with Lightyear/Elemental but their early movies are not as spotless as people would like to believe. I don't think if A Bug's Life came out today (but with modern visuals) it'd get a very high reception, for example.
Also if anything the "decline era" was worse than the current era. Cars 2 and The Good Dinosaur are easily Pixar's worst.
A Bug's Life at least has a sort of edge that puts it above any of the modern era Pixar films. You cannot convince me that the Pixar we have now would have the balls to show a subjugated slave race, the protagonist beaten within an inch of his life, and the villain being eaten alive by birds.
It's not even that edgy in context, Pixar is just toothless now.
This is how the movie will go, anybody actually working on the movie please correct me if I'm wrong: >Elio is a passive/emasculated kid who's military mother wants to push him to be more tough and masculine >Elio gets into a conflict with bullies where he wanted to resolve the situation peacefully, mom is disappointment that he didn't just beat them to a pulp and they get into an argument, the mom makes completely valid points but they're painted as arrogant and wrong >leads to the first contact scene we see in the trailer, Elio is taken to space >Elio poses as leader of Earth and does his more peaceful approach to show that "hey maybe Earth ain't all that bad", building up to a liar reveal >back on Earth the US military finds out about a child being abducted by aliens and they want to go headfirst with destroying the council and save the kid, bad guy general is written as if he's compensating for something while Elio's mom emasculates him >liar reveal leads to a build up in tension against the aliens and the world until Elio comes in at the last minute to have the two sides talking it out, cucking the audience out of an action scene because we need to "do better" >Elio learns how to be brave while his mom learns how to be more open to approaching situations without resorting to conflict
Throw in some more generational conflict aka the director's family issues and you've got a movie that won't make its production budget back.
>Elio is a passive/emasculated kid who's military mother wants to push him to be more tough and masculine
How much do you want to bet he'll be gay or a troony by the end of the film?
>How much do you want to bet he'll be gay or a troony by the end of the film?
None, because Disney needs China to survive
mother is already stablished as a "genius who can do no wrong". She will figure out the way to travel to the alien ship and rescue Elio.
Everyone is stupid except me
Tbf, the synopsis describes her as wienery so I imagine that could be a character flaw, possibly, hopefully
mother is already stablished as a "genius who can do no wrong". She will figure out the way to travel to the alien ship and rescue Elio.
Everyone is stupid except me
It's like how Lightyear utterly forgot about the father instead focusing on the importance of Grandmother and Granddaughter only. Maybe the new commander was supposed to be the dad at some point in development but that got gassed.
>Pixar making a movie out of a mid-2010s Dreamworks-level concept
What's next? A Power Rangers ripoff where all the cast is minorities/gay/moronic in someway?
>Everything about Elio screams Disney homosexual tame version of Ben 10 which was the last actually successful boy franchise about aliens.
Elio is literally just Disney’s Steven Universe, (Little shy earth boy gets roped into alien business and fixes their problems via mostly peaceful means), and idk why people are calling it a Ben 10 ripoff.
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Honestly, there’s a equal amount of girl and boy protagonist these days, it’s the actual writing is the problem
God I read that and I'm just a little bit high right now so I read that as though that was a model of android you could buy and for like a quarter of a second I thought about what I would do with my own little rights-less android boy with a cute face like that and I can't go into detail because this is a blue board.
I wish they'd stop giving movies random-ass names. I still have no idea what the frick Coco or Luca are about either, other than the fact that they probably have main characters named Coco and Luca.
I agree, at least Up gives you some understanding of a metaphorical theme, but what the frick am I supposed to know about a movie called 'Shloobie', that name tells me nothing. Not like 'Toy Story'. That's literally a story, and it is about toys.
To be fair in LATAM we know A Bug's Life as "Bugs: an adventure in Miniature", Cars as "Cars: an adventure on wheels" and Up as "Up: an adventure of height"
I will be honest, the trailer looks meh. And the comedy was uninspiring. Is that really the best they can do? Is that what they expect will reign people in?
You homosexuals can watch it for the gay baits or outrage threads or what fricking ever, i am not gonna do it. 3/10.
The trailer didn't look very good.
But honestly Pixar is pretty bad at trailers. I didn't like Turning Red's trailer but ended up enjoying the actual movie. So we'll see how it turns out.
It is interesting how the post Disney renaissance was so obsessed with sci-fi, and now Disney and Pixar are back to obsessing over sci-fi and are starting to slump.
As much as I like sci-fi, I don't think it gets asses in seats. At least not when Disney/Pixar do it, their audience is a mix of little girls and "Disney adults", boys don't really care.
I mean, obviously it would be better without the ribbon and the shorts, but we can use our imagination.
Harr dee harr. Get serious for a second. Nobody cares for that shit. Where's the knights fighting dragons. Where's the robots shooting lasers. Nobody but pedophiles want to watch whatever this shit is. Disney needs money and this isn't going to make money.
You know that film is like the smallest revenue generator for disney, right?
https://www.investopedia.com/how-disney-makes-money-4799164
Its part of the 11% section on the pie chart.
Making bad movies doesnt hurt them as much as you think.
Yeah I know. Disney makes it's merch money as soon as a store pays them to stock it. But make enough stinkers and stores will stop paying to stock it, third parties will stop paying for the right to put Elsa's mug on tissues, and people will stop going to parks. Also they will straight up not pay for movie tickets.
It's obviously a scout sash
Well that changes everything.
merch market is literally dying, people are overrating it's current importance
>merch market is literally dying
Because it merch of dogshit.
>the entire supply chain will just shut down because some comic book guys on 4chin are upset.
Lmao bro no. There's almost half a billion americans in the USA.
Theres 165 posters in this thread
11 months ago
Anonymous
When shit sucks, you don't pay for it. When shit sucks repeatedly, you don't pay for it repeatedly. It's not a neckbeard boycott. Normies individually choose to not pay for stuff that doesn't woo them.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>just wont pay for it
But you will. Your moronic kid/niece/nephew wants the moronic thing.
Better buy it chud.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Kids react to the woo factor. They want action scifi and pretty fantasy. They don't give a flying frick about Dull McShorts here.
Can we at least get someone to do a redesign of the shota itt? Just anything to remove that generic soft look.
There has to be a decent design in there somewhere.
My only issue is most adventurous shotas nowadays aren't visually interesting to me. Personality-wise I like Sumo but my god is he an ugly motherfricker. I guess Jim Hawkins kind of counts? I have a list but it's not complete and most of them are softies. My brain and dick are on different pages about this kind of stuff, don't judge.
Probably try correcting his physique, less modern blobby style and more the classical CalArts style (Hogarth). Dark red baggy t-shirt, cuffed jeans that show a good bit of the ankles and lower calves, no idea what to go with for shoes. Few scuff marks on his elbows, maybe a scratch or two on his hands and a bandage on one of his cheeks. Think an outdoorsy type, someone that actually looks like they know how to handle themselves out there through experience.
>Gay mens dont have their own snowflake unique flag.
But they do. Part of why people are reading Luca as a gay story is because their fish designs accidentally share some colors with it.
Because lqbts dont need to hate on gays. There's other ways.
Look how lesbians and yrannies have their own flag but the original rainbow gay flag has its shit pushed in by trannies.
Gay mens dont have their own snowflake unique flag.
This ones anecdotal at best, i was reading an online fiction (not fanworks). The other had lgbtq characters and but all the lesbian relationships were awww look how cute and spedhul and fun these girls are. One relationship was even as statuatory rape relationship but no its pure and wholesome, you bigot! Meanwhile the gay male character relationships were either: paid passing attention, permanently single, or abusive/fighting.
Gays arent getting 'hated' on by the other letters. They're getting shoved down. Getting projected onto.
Why does an image of a little boy express that he has sucked more dicks than a white girl in his life? How the frick they created something so fricking gay?
>Aliens figured out earth's language and collected enough stuff about humanity for a trial >Can't figure out that they abducted a kid by accident
Yeah it's Pixar
Fun fact about Transformers in general originally Hasbro did NOT want Female Robots at all. Look I hate women but I'm glad Arcee exists. We don't need homosexual Content in Transformers. God look at what happened to Star Fox it dared to debut with NO females at all whatsoever and even now it's fighting the gay shit. The worst crime you can commit is debut with only men.
It's about a gay boy serving as Earth's ambassador. What do you think.
>another space-themed animated movie with a non-white gay character
Disney doesn’t learn, do they?
Nope and you can bet if Disney is gonna double down, they are gonna pull that string/leash and pull Pixar down with them.
Why are the designs so ugly? The colors to.
Failure to properly traduce 2d concept art to 3d models.
Too big to fail. Even if they were teetering on the edge of collapse, they'll probably get a government bailout to secure all those hundreds of thousands of jobs, not to mention all those shadowy campaign fundraisers that hold up most of Congress.
Someone gets it. By the end of 2020, Ron DeSantis son will have trooned out. Never bet against ~~*them*~~, they always win.
*2020's
Cope
Cope how? I want the Great Satan to be destroyed in a great civil war. I don't give a frick about troon or shitty culture war (and that will end with the death of the prostitute of Babylon, aka the US). The only thing matters to me is the death of every burger.
Probably won't happen since you are fat pigs that just want to shitpost on twitter because not enough you try to be like Rittenhouse. But what I said in my statement is almost guaranteed. Unless the Supreme Court decides to ban Disney from existing, you are going to get troonpilled, dog.
At least the character isn't an ugly blob this time.
He looks too young to gay ?
How are the parents going to take this.
Badly
Like?
The only time I’ll laugh at a ok boomer joke
Wdym? Kid’s has to wear a eyepatch, and the mom is, apparently, a wienery supergenius, so that’s something different at least
remember how many ass-blasted homosexuals insisted that Disney let all those other gay movies bomb so they'd never have to make another movie with a gay character?
How you know he gay? Because he doesn’t act incredibly masculine?
>an anal probing expert
Makes sense.
Special Envoy to the Planet of the Rape Monsters
>normal little boy
>hurrrr le gay
Have you ever seen a child before?
If a kid can develop straight crushes on the opposite sex, they can do it on the same-sex. A boy can be normal and still gay. You don't think there's an 8-year old out there having his first fictional crush with Beast Boy the same way some kids did with Raven?
The only reasons anons are calling him gay is because of the way he looks
Cause this is Hollywood media and they tend to add very obvious visual language in order to "code" a character. If this were a picture of a real little boy playing with a butterfly and someone said, "That child is CLEARLY gay", yeah, that's stupid.
But a kid character who was drawn by several liberal adults living in California that are obsessed with telling "personal stories" and constantly want to "break new ground"? Yeah, it's easy to see how you can look at that drawing's posture and posing and go, "Oh, so Pixar wants to have a gay protagonist, huh?".
Black person
I guess Luca wasn't gay enough for gays on twitter to feel represented.
Nice
I need more gay movies with cute boys
Go back
>I need more gasoline to be poured on me and then lit on fire.
FTFY :3
that sounds so romantic, drinking gasoline for your favorite shota and then dying be set on fire
I think it's disgusting that Luca's obvious brotherly love and surrogate family themes have to be tainted with people go, "NO THEY'RE OBVIOUSLY GAY FOR EACH OTHER".
Like, holy frick, that triggers me. These people are so open to the idea of sexual and gender identity, but they're so narrow in the scope of different forms of love and connection. Either you must be fricking or you're not fricking.
No, Luca clearly wasn't gay, but Alberto had a clear jealousy fit on the movie. If that was just jealousy for a friend or something else is at least very vague.
>but Alberto had a clear jealousy fit on the movie
Alberto has abandonment issues because of his dad. He latched onto Luca because he was probably the only interaction and meaningful relationship he's formed since his dad left. Alberto probably felt great having someone younger look up to him for answers and see him as super cool and smart. Of course he would be jealous when Luca starts showing interest in someone else who might be cooler and smarter. Why does that mean Alberto has to be gay for Luca? Do you think someone can't experience these feelings without having a physical attraction?
People are permanently online now. They don't understand friendship.
They didn't grow up in the era of doing a spit handshake with your best friend and promising to always have your back. Theyve never opened up to their friends around a campfire on a summer night.
People don't know what friendship is anymore.
What kind of homosexual talks like this? We go to bars together
Anon, people are still doing the same about Taichi and Sora. And Rukia and Ichigo. And Natsu and Lucy. And Zuko and Katara.
>And Zuko and Katara
To be fair, the creators played into this a bit to entice their fanbase.
Shipping was never about canon or whatever the author's intention was. Still, things like TaiSora just cross the other way to insane.
>Taichi and Sora
Reminder that one of main directors of Adventure 01 shipped Taichi and Hikari, thus why the episode when Taichi returns to Earth with Koromon for a single day.
>Taichi and Sora.
To be fair it had to be this, it's stupid who they ended up with
The idea of *fixing* romance and appeasing fans in digimon adventure just leads to it getting worse and worse. Toei should just stop.
Well a lot of people are calling Toy Story 3 bad now
You had people then calling it saccharine too but it was a relatively unpopular opinion at the time due to blind nostalgia. I mean I still like it but I did feel like it retread a bit of 2, you can tell Pixar had finally caught onto the feels meme about them and bought their own hype which led a string of mediocre movies throughout the '10s.
only the first movie is good
People these days don't know what fraternal love is and instead associate any form of intimacy with erotic love
Probably because America these days is so obsessed with sex
British are too. The big homosexual heading up Doctor Who whines about the Straights stealing Gay Stories.
>People are permanently online now. They don't understand friendship.
/thread
This dude hit the nail right on the head, took another nail, and split the first one with it.
lol no, the discussion about that movie was entirely about subtext, which has been going on since long before the internet was a thing and has never claimed to be what "actually" happens. The entire point is that it's interpretation separate from the formal meaning of whatever is going on in a story, with exceptions for stories where the subtext is the point because of official censorship and the like. Luca's subtextual material is so broad an infant could read into it.
He had clear abandonment and attachment issues, they begin to manifest the second Luca starts to favor Julia more and contradicts with what he's learned from Alberto.
>Little boy is portrayed as remotely shy
>GAY
Do Americans REALLY
>Do Americans REALLY
I was saying it because I could have sworn during an expo where they showed off the concept art, someone mentioned about how they took influence from gay kids for Elio's mannerisms or how he was planned to be Pixar's first gay protagonist. However, trying to briefly look that up, I now can't find any evidence of it. So I have no idea where that info came from.
Left and right look mad gay
Made for molesting
These look like the first pages of a calendar.
A calendar I would buy.
t. German
>I now can't find any evidence of it. So I have no idea where that info came from
Idk but I remember seeing a tweet going around from someone who didn't work on the movie speculate that the kid was gay, you're probably thinking of that. It's very reminiscent of Luca and everyone gushing how totes gay they were because uhhhh
Literal grubhub commercial
Obsessed
Nice argument homosexual
You are not wrong, the human designs keep getting uglier
I sit like that too
Are you an 8 year old with yummy thighs?
No lol
Then get the FRICK out of here!
i sit like that too. literally whats wrong with it. its comfy. how can sitting be gay
>So I have no idea where that info came from.
Really homie? Anons have spent the past week trying to meme troony Gwen Stacy into existence and you have no idea where memes about gay pixar twinks come from?
it's the legs
Gay boys don't have cankles.
You really think someone would do that? Go on Cinemaphile and lie?
All these MF’ers in here never got sat for a posted photo shoot for they mommas, and it shows
>they took the influence from gay kids
What in the actual frick?
welcome to the new age
each of those three shots is a different emotional take on 'I'm trying to focus on what this hunk is saying, but all I can think about is daddy-type wiener'. The first one he just saw the daddy-figure shirtless, the second one he's trying to impress him with his attentiveness, and the third one he's trying to look 'mature' while trying to flash him some side-ass. Just off camera is a shirtless hairy muscular daddy and that kid wants nothing more than to choke on his wiener.
Man sits like Justin Trudeau, so that must be where the rumor stems from.
I can’t wait for his movie to flop and the only thing left be more sweet, sweet Disney shota porn.
>Do Americans REALLY
Unironically? Yes.
Nobody sees Alberto as gay except terminally online gender obsessed shippers believe me my Mom is a huge conservative and she loves watching Luca with my nephews but was absolutely pissed off at Strange World because of the gay kid.
Alberto had an obvious boner for Giulia’s dad. Watching the credit scroll only made it more obvious.
Did you watch Ciao Alberto?
It's obvious that the reason Alberto looks up to Giulia’s dad is because of his Daddy issues.
his sexy daddy issues
I haven’t but I will. I get abandonment and Daddy issues but things get twisted in a fricked up little brain, and the credit scroll was the story of him
That’s always a thing in every movie. Disney ignored it and they did the correct thing. Stop being obsessed
I know right? Its annoying that the movie's message could be something that everyone can take something from but twitter gays will b***h and moan that the movie isn't specifically about them and their precious identity.
Normal gay people don't care about corporations trying to pander to them, they are fine with stories that have good characters and can be entertained without wishing them to be different just to have a token of them to draw gay fanart of. Which is what gays on twitter just want to do.
Just because you suck wiener doesn't mean you should get a movie. Feminism ruined that transaction.
>twitter gays
ie straight women
DENNY CRANE
I feel like the two ideas can coexist. There's the people who want to go wild with horny/romantic fanfiction, and there's the people who want to appreciate it as a brotherly love/friendship.
Think Frozen's familial themes and the, uh, horny side of Frozen.
>horny/romantic fanfiction
Frick you you fricking degenerate. It's a goddamn kids movie not fap fuel for always online homosexuals, porn addicts and losers.
Sorry for erectile dysfunction but my penis is still strong
>watching children's media and getting horny off it means I'm sexually active.
Porn addiction believes this
Why did you enter this thread if you don’t want to frick the main character? You are a weird one
To laugh at you.
Fricking coomers
Shut up, ironic shotagay.
These homosexuals are so buck broken by porn that they can't stop themselves from constantly talking about it.
The guy who made it literally said it's ok to have a gay reading of the story he just clarified that that's not what he, personally, was going for.
And what is getting angry going to do? He’s absolutely correct about the frozen thing. This place loves talking about Anna Elsa incest which I’m sure would trigger twitter. This place is just the different side of the same coin. There’s always gonna be someone saying it looking at a relationship in a sexual or romantic way even when it’s obvious it’s not there
Having a stroke over that is pointless
>This place loves talking about Anna Elsa incest which I’m sure would trigger twitter.
Are you moronic? Twitter loves Elsanna.
Well thats surprising but again doesn't prove what I said wrong. If anything it just shows that people will always try to see the sexual side of relationships even if they aren't there
And you should get an ulcer over it
10 bucks says you've never been this vocal and obnoxious about a heterosexual ship. Ever.
A million dollars that says you're fricking wrong and I hate ships of many kinds. Kim/Ron is one of the most fan servicey things they could've done.
Too bad. People are going to keep shipping everything, nobody needs your approval.
>Kim/Ron is one of the most fan servicey things they could've done.
have a nice day Black person homosexual israelite
mald, cope, seethe, L, ratio, no b***hes, no money, mad, didn't ask, not listening
Why are you so gay for luca?
When there are zero gay protagonists in animated movies, people will latch onto whatever they can find. And obviously it's the internet.
Though Strange World increases the amount to one. I'm one of the rare people who thought Strange World was decent (better than Lightyear), would be better if they took more risks with the aesthetic instead of "Tangled but slightly off", was too uncanny valley. Pixar should have made Strange World instead of Lightyear honestly.
Lesbians are marketting friendly gay men/boys are not.
When you think of lesbians you think cute girls and non-penetrative sex.
When you think gays you think of sweaty poo sex. Thats bad. You dont wanna market that
my man, you are moronic
>no argument
Gay men arent marketable, sorry bro.
The only thing you're allowed to is queerbait.
Gay men aren't marketable because straight men hate seeing gay men but like/are neutral to gay women
Straight women aren't as sex-obsessed as men so it's safer to allow lesbians.
Lesbians are just more acceptable and white knightgays are happy to sweep the lesbian abuse statistics under the rug or blame gay men for it.
Just drop the G from lgbtq. Lesbians are running the show, claiming they hate trannies but trannies are still better than gays somehow
I've seen way more trans hate than gay hate from lgbtq people, what are you on about?
Because lqbts dont need to hate on gays. There's other ways.
Look how lesbians and yrannies have their own flag but the original rainbow gay flag has its shit pushed in by trannies.
Gay mens dont have their own snowflake unique flag.
This ones anecdotal at best, i was reading an online fiction (not fanworks). The other had lgbtq characters and but all the lesbian relationships were awww look how cute and spedhul and fun these girls are. One relationship was even as statuatory rape relationship but no its pure and wholesome, you bigot! Meanwhile the gay male character relationships were either: paid passing attention, permanently single, or abusive/fighting.
Gays arent getting 'hated' on by the other letters. They're getting shoved down. Getting projected onto.
This is really it. Gay men have always been more heavily stigmatized by STRAIGHT mainstream society by being seen as a much bigger threat to the social order. Now, though, the focus is definitely on hating trans people, but it's still way more on hating trans women than trans men.
Of course Cinemaphile doesn't like when I say this, but it seems crazy to me. This is such a tiny percentage of the population that I don't understand caring unless you or someone really close to you belong to the group. Makes zero sense to me to even care at all. It's a non-issue.
Lightyear at least had proper pacing. Strange World was all over the place, but mostly a slog. It's biggest issue is how adventure feels less like an adventure and more like a shitty tour through the place. Most of the film is mediocre family talking, not a single interesting, original conflict. Only thing it did better than Lightyear is art design (not on characters).
People also talk about Lightyear emasculating the main character, but that was not true, he literally carries all the morons the whole film. I do not know where the emasculating thing came from. The movie was still generic and the twist made no sense in terms of continuity, but it was nor AS bad as people made it out to be, nor it was worse than Strange World which felt like a complete botch work. Terrible editing and overall structure. Obviously a rewrite victim.
Yet people here had to do incest ships in Encanto
I am not defending "these people," but don't pretend we have a moral high ground when it comes to thisnshit..
>innocent coming of age boyhood story
>liberals and rage-baiting conservatives alike try to spin it as a gay story
Luca was probably the best Pixar film in recent years
I prefer Soul for Pixar kino, Luca was just fine.
omg soul was so good
>innocent coming of age story of a kid living in a house with a bunch of sisters
>pedos and rage-baiting conservatives alike turn it into an incest story
God damn I hate the new Pixar character designs.
Why do they always use hispanics for queer representation
>Italians are spics
Blacks are homophobic
Mexico has a disproportionate amount of their population identifying as LGBT
it literally wasn't gay though
maybe alberto was a queer, but luca rejects him and goes off with the red-head girl
Thats pretty much how it always goes with them.
>IM SO FRICKING MAD THAT EVERYTHING IS GAY NOW
>But theyre not actually gay
>STOP ATTACKING ME!!!
I'm still mad that every fan of that movie only cares about the two gays when there's a perfectly good e-girl right there.
frick, i cannot stand these designs at all. i really don't know why, but it's deeply angering
For me, it's the noses and literal Bean Mouth. Luca would look a million times better if it were 2D.
It wasn't. We need a movie with actual gay shotas.
>Pixar
>But gay
>CG Ghibli like
I hate this shit.
>woke menace
Has nothing to do with modern Disney flops.
Disney movies have been flopping because they're ugly and the designs are bad. This will flop because the designs are bland and boring and ugly. Strange World: Ugly. Buzz Lightyear: Ugly. Elemental: Ugly
What about Encanto?
Nah ugly characters too
you high, dolores was the hottest design disney has put out in years
that's not saying much, a 2/10 is better than a 1/10
Ugliness and spiting beauty is woke, get your basic facts straight
Why do you still post here? Have not enough people told you to frick off or do you get off on making threads worse?
Prolly got bored of raping his niece or some of his usual John K schizo-posting
>promo image has him crossing his legs
Only white countries wouldn't immediately fire the guy who did that.
Yes I put my shota fetishes on films, so what
Really makes you wonder: how true IS the “Cars 2 ruined Pixar” theory?
Cars 2 was a shit movie that only existed to sell toys so it probably did ruin Pixar.
it's all untrue
It's not a theory, it's a fact.
Cars 3's entire plot was to retcon as much from it as possible
How did cars 3 retcon 2?
Did it just ignore 2 or flat out contradict it?
Cars 2 being retconned was an early rumor. There ARE some minor references to it in Cars 3.
It doesn't acknowledge any of the goofy stuff from 2 happened, Mater is barely in it and one of the main conflicts is Doc (and Paul Newman)'s death which they completely ignored in 2
It's not so much a theory, just an observation. Cars 2 was arguably their first "bad" movie and directly after it their work has been mostly mediocre to bad. There's an argument to be made the Inside Out and Coco could be considered good but they're far from the hits of their golden age.
I will draw 100 fanarts of Elio being gay, post it on twitter, indoctrinate your children, and what can you do about it?
Ok, Groomer
I'll jerk off to them and repost the pics on Cinemaphile.
https://twitter.com/disneyapromos/status/1668649594106806280?s=61
That was cool. At least the protagonist isn't a baboon like in Strange Worlds.
I hope there's an actual villain this time. I'm tired of the trend of "the villain was your negative view of yourself durr".
Elio's voice is really cute. I was worried Disney would use a twenty-something gay man/troony or a thirty-whatever woman to voice him like most studios do with child characters.
>Hilda
>12 Forever (even if it lasted only one season)
>Infinity Train S3
>The Owl House
>Amphibia if you are into frogs (or draw Anne with small boobs)
>The Ghost & Molly McGee
>Hamster & Gretel
>Moon Girl & Devil Dinosaur
>Hailey's on It!
DTVA has been dominated by little girls for over a decade, with 6 of the 9 shows I listed being from Disney no less.
The villain is the Galactic union (Europe union)
Don’t you meant the Communiverse, or it’s that the name of the world?
Not bad
Yep, I wanna frick him
Why are they trying so hard to be Ghibli?
Ghibli is dead, someone has to take its place
Cause' true 3D Ghibli ain't good
holy shit this is the uglyest fricking 3d design
im not a guy that scream beam mouth but every fricking pixar movie made in the last 3 years as been a single siluete for the head,
BAO was a mistake and the worst thing to happen in the industry
That’s his family
https://www.quadcities.com/arts-and-entertainment-news/just-what-exactly-is-the-black-eye-club-and-why-are-so-many-celebrities-a-part-of-it/
>it took 27+ posts to say how much anons want to frick the shota
I expected you degenerates to act faster. Kinda disappointed
He looks like a he has a black eye, even thought the concept art does have some bean mouth, it looks way better than this and OP'S pic.
>Can it save Disney for total destruction, humiliation, bankruptcy and the woke menace ?
>kid looks like steven universe with a new haircut
lolno
His voice is a lot higher than I expected. I thought he was like 13 but now I think he's like 9
Still it looked pretty fun and wholesome. Fairly standard fish out of water story.
I don't really like him having that eye patch thing for the whole movie.
Also there is zero gay about this, and I post in every shota thread lol
>9
I thought he would've been closer to 7/8
Well there's not a huge difference between 8 and 9
Okay but we don't have to have it during a movie. Also I don't think I've ever actually seen that
Someone high up at Disney has a shota fetish. Why are there so many movies with little boy protagonists now?
I want the ARA ARA or megusaki.
There must be balance for almost every DTVA show has a brown girl for a protagonist
It's literally only been Luca and this+turning red had a girl protagonist, they just want the ghibli audience which is why their more sol movies have a soft and rounded style.
Rather than all of Ghibli, though, they seem to be trying to imitate Ponyo and only Ponyo
Yeah that and Totoro
It's the legs from
No boy should show off his gams like that.
For once instead of hiring an adult to voice a young boy, they instead brought in a toddler
Wearing a eye patch as a kid is normal to cure amblyopia. It’s like super super common
TIL
I learned this over twenty years ago from a big book of Peanuts strips.
make your kids walk backwards 5 minutes a day. the difference in peripheral vision is insane. ever wonder chinks and japs cant drive? city density. if your eyes never focus into the distance, they never build those muscles. same shits happening in london. look at distant objects, and walk backwards atleast once a day
that is a surprisingly well-founded and pragmatic, not to mention easily actionable, recommendation, anon. I commend your practicality and lack of cynicism. I think I may make an effort to walk backwards for a little bit when I walk to the corner store later.
frick that, just walk to the toilet backwards, youll do this atleast once a day. doing ANY of it will make you stand out
also no one calls it a corner store besides australians, you upside down piece of shit
they dont have chicken salt anywhere else in the world, you better get some of that shit on your chips
That is a frankly wild assumption, mate. I'm from the west coast, initially L.A., now Washington. Throw another shrimp on the barbie.
i was in LA and im...from washingtpn state.i was upside down for a good 15 years tho. you missed out. that shit is worth its weight in gold. and works burgers...thin slice of beetroot, fried egg, fried onions. unf. im never going back but i do miss that shit
>tfw you can walk backward into your kitchen to snuggle the vat of chicken salt in the pantry
to this day i cannot understand why chicken salt isnt everywhere. that is a serious business opportunity. be the first, make bank
Personally I love Vegemite. A little of that on some sourdough with a little creamy butter, it's so good. I'll never understand the hate, sure it's potent but it's concentrated, of course it's potent. They don't have that same vehement hatred for, like, brown spicy mustard.
the isnak 2.0 was unironically good but it dosent last. a jars like half a loaf. marmite looks WORSE then vegemite. i was that weird american putting more vegemite on my toast then the entire room. shits good. a big jar of vegemite lasts you forever
try it on slices of cheese, or google a vegemite scroll. goes good on the bottom of day old pepperoni pizza, just for the american excess.
and man i miss V. monster ultimate paradise, the one in the green cans are kinda close, not tangy enough
oh shit, vegemite on pepperoni pizza sounds fricking bomb as hell. I also tried 'branston pickle' on Yahtzee's advice and it is pretty good, for a pickled produce condiment.
under. put it on the bottom so it hits your tongue first. also works in anything you add salt to. liquify half/1 shotglass of it and put it into your mac and cheese. gives it a unique taste, your friends will never know
they charge so much for it, even world market wants a fortune for a jar. i got lucky last time, they priced two large jars as a single jar last time i ordered
I think it has begun to spread to America via import stores recently, but yes, it seems like a really easy product to sell.
I am now genuinely sad I have never experienced the Chicken Salt…..
God damn!
What he said!
some weird backwards comments here
>USA start talking about real ufos
>suddenly Disney release a film about ufos
Could it be…
>"uh Earth"
This joke is so fricking played out.
>Uhh Earth
>The aliens are gonna call it that the whole fricking time
%3D%3D
man i actually think i hate pixar now
It's fine I guess. And I'm glad it's not as gay as promo pics. Definitely the least offensive Pixar movie of the last years.
These recent pixar title logos look so soulless
He looks like pedo bait
I like how it looks. Gorgeous backgrounds and the premise is alright.
I like the evil alien he's hanging out with, gives big lord hater vibes. I hope he's the main recurring character in the film.
Probably has been asked already, but will they get a cameo?
shotagays taking over the industry
its unironically over
About fricking time. e-girlgays had it good for far too long.
>e-girl
My anon. Where are you seeing them at? They've all been 17-18. Disney doesn't do e-girl
Turning Red and mostly every cartoon they released for the last 5 years. I guess you can call them "hebes" but they all fall under the same umbrella.
When you really think about it, it's just a retread of Toy Story 2.
About 90%, if not more, the protagonist in animation have been boys, that's not to say that gay pedos have been ruling the industry.
Those were coomers and furries; you could have have a kid showing their underwears and even their naked buttocks and it was a innocent and silly thing, audience were not to suppose to find it horny.
not true
god i love internet discourse
Everyone knows namegays have nothing of value to say so it all works out.
And that’s a good thing
Good.
UOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOT
Hey get your own!
We can share, anon. There's enough Elio for everyone.
>party rockers in the house tonight
>alien abduction event
Let the anal probing begin..
Unironically a good thing.
>I will never live in the /ll/ dominance time line
>I will never live in the /ll/ dominance time line
and it seems this is the gay shota timeline, not the /ss/ timeline
Thank God.
Sucks. /ll/ is great.
Pedo Queen Vee would be proud
>heh
Space cozy. Cute.
Not a fan of the eyepatch but other than that I liked the teaser a lot. I like the style, I liked the jokes, I have zero interest in Elemental but I do want to watch this one.
>Just a me thing, everyone was shocked.
Sold.
He has a iPhone
What’s a 7 years old doing with a phone?
Most parents give their kids phones these days it's scary actually
>zoomie doesnt know that parents gave high school kids cheap cell phones since the early 2000s
It's so easy to spot literal newbies under 20 nowadays.
Smartphones are not anything remotely like cheap cellphones and you know it
>what if society was made today?
>3 year old get iPad
This is normality these days, regardless of if we believe it's a bad idea.
hi grandpa
saw a 5 year old just chilling while her mom was shopping around watching kid's youtube videos with speakers on full blast. Worst part was it was in spanish so it was just a cacophony of meme sound effects and laughter.
>Work at a funeral home
>Every once in a while a kid with their mommy's phone or a tablet blasts Cocomelon or some other content farm kid's YouTube channel
I don't know if it's worse when it happens during the church or during the burial.
>Work at a funeral home
fitting work for a Cinemaphile-poster
I can't tell if this is an insult or not. I genuinely like my job.
That sounds interesting anon. How did you get a job like that.
>Personal drama at home left me feeling emo and depressed
>Depression led me to wanting to be surrounded by the dead
>Applied to the first opening I saw on google for Funeral Director Assistant and didn't think much of it
>A couple of months pass by and I'm getting called for an interview
>Manager liked my chops or something and I started the next month
>Been working there for almost 2 years now
It's a surprisingly small industry, but because the majority of the staff are pushing 40, a lot of people quit/transfer so getting a job there is pretty easy. It does get stressful sometimes especially during the fall and winter, but it helped me develop my social skills and I even made some new friends.
Nothing like bonding over a chilled corpse to bring you together?
>do they really use the plastic screw in plug?
Here's a joke we all make; if at any point you thought about working here, there's something a little wrong with you.
>do they really use the plastic screw in plug?
I don't know what that is, but if has something to do with butts, I couldn't answer that.
Here's a small tip, lose the weight if you're going to get embalmed. Red shit leaks out from every orifice snd it's even worse if you're a fat frick.
Oh damn, he’s back!
Yes, years ago someone on the internet posted a picture( amazing, right ) of a plug they claimed was sealing the pooper.
I am a moderate fatass, but my plan is cremation.
>Worst part was it was in spanish so it was just a cacophony of meme sound effects and laughter
I hate that I know EXACTLY what you're describing, every one of those video whether it be for kids or adults have those exact same slapstick sound effects. I think some Indian and Chinese videos follow that same format too.
zoomers...
Kids born today are called Gen alpha, get with the times grandpa
Yea, someone said the kid is like 7 years old so he is a Gen Alph(oomer). My mistake.
>when he sees your wiener
>Verification not required.
Awwwkwaarrd
Where is Palpatine?
He showed up, but he didn't stay. Somehow, Palpatine returned.
badum tsssss
>actually got a little interested with the kid going to a different world that seemed scary/cool, like maybe an Alice in wonderland type thing
>remember it’s Pixar
>all the designs look boring and soft as frick with a generic plot
Every time, I just want Pixar to be good again
Elemental isn’t out yet and they already teased another film
Is this a good marketing decision?
Elemental and Elio are a year apart.
He's aight.
Every scene looks like it was done by a completely different designer.
>We want the guardians of the Galaxy audience
Unironically funny
This is so bad holy shit. It looks like a 2000's dreamworks rip off movie. The models are so poorly made
stfu moronic homosexual
It looks ugly as your mother when I fricked that shitty weave off her black ass charcoal looking head
I missed it. Before I continue scrolling down the thread somebody tell me how cute is Elio in motion.
Eh... I mean it looks cute, but based on what we're seeing I don't think it's got enough to hold up a feature length film.
This is 99% going to have some "Earth in danger, humans bad, they destroy it, climate change" message shoved into it, but otherwise, it looks promosing, it looked promising since the 1st announcement, the concept is cool, they can be very creative with the aliens, and the kid is adorable
I'm looking forward to it
>Extraterrestrial speaks English, doesn't know what "uhh" means
Maybe my expectations were too low thanks to Elemental looking so generic and shit but this looks solid.
Theyre probably using intergalactic google translate. And you know how reliable that is.
There will be porn of that slug thing
I'm sure of it
What is /ll/
>what's /II/
One word. e-girl.
ohhhhhh i thought that was 'lesbian e-girl', but pronouncing the two ls seperately as e-girl makes sense
No, you're right. /ll/ is Lesbian e-girl, just like /ss/ is Straight Shota.
that dosent make sense, straight sho is...well, straight.
Those abbreviations are references to Cinemaphile and 7chan boards.
/l/ - e-girlkon. Cinemaphile's e-girl board (7chan called its e-girl board /cake/).
/sm/ - Shota/Male. Cinemaphile and later 7chan's (gay) shota board.
/ss/ - Straight Shota. 7chan's board for hetero shota stuff.
/ll/ - Lesbian e-girl. A reference to /l/ and /ss/.
They're not direct equivalents, they're each the opposite of the dominant version. Most shota stuff is gay, and most e-girl stuff is straight.
>Most shota stuff is gay
You clearly don't know what you're talking about
What did Pixar mean with this?
Age is just a number
Love is love!
how is it pronounced?
EH-LEO
or
EEL-eh-OH
Elio. God I hate English. Please let the Mexicans erase your language already
So did we see anything of Olga?
She was at the beginning of the trailer.
Yes she tells her son so shut up
Elio is 11 years old
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Pixar_films#Upcoming
Is the name Elio a small nod to Disney ride Captain EO?
Yes actually
>brown military scientist woman and her flamboyant one eyed son
Damn, they’re really going hard on those diversity checkboxes huh
>International relations allegory
>Everyone speak English and behave like americans
One job
What’s if it’s a metaphor for Congress instead?
That's pretty much how it is in real life.
One thing that I still like about Disney is how neat the localizations are. Everyone else simply makes the movies with English text everywhere, uses subtitles for international markets, and calls it a day. But Disney still does this thing where they actually bother changing the text in the movie. It's surprising that they even bother having different texts for Latino Spanish (above, using the "ustedes" form) and for Castilian Spanish (below, using the "vosotros" form).
I watched Moana in mexico one time and it was surprising to see the effort that went into localizing it. It didn't have English texts, but it had really good voice acting.
That's just Mexican, and even to an extent spanish, dubs for movies.
Surprised by how non-homosexual the movie looks. Kid looked like a frickboi but now he looks normal
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frick off moron
hey, remember when Disney cartoons for boys were badass and cool as frick?
are you off your meds grandpa?
No? Maybe TRON?
I mean, not particularly. Even back then Disney was always best at targeting girls. Their most popular IP before the 2000's was the Disney Princess products and vast majority of their content is marketed as unisex and the few 100% boy targeted content is shit like Treasure Island, which stars a pretty boy going to abandonment issues and finds a father figure through an ugly bastard. Not exactly blatantly "badass" like something like Transformers or Ninja Trutles.
The initial reason they bought Marvel in the first place WAS because they wantede more boy focused properties.
who could have thought this would be the current state of disney
It's a hindsight 20/20 deal. they reason Disney was buying up these male focused properties was cause they wanted to boost sales from boys that Princesses and to a lesser extent even Mickey didn't pull in.
I think most people did not expect they would now try to go push hard to target these IP's to an audeince they already have in the bag.
do they have them in the bag or are they about it close because elemental was shit? you people are so inconsistent
Do you wanna try that again ESL? I don't even know what the frick you're talking about with Elemental, I'm talking about the Disney Princess line and why they bought Star Wars/Marvel.
Who gives a shit about Elemental?
Over half their movies are about princesses, wtf are you on about?
>le generic latinx family
This is so BORING...
>not a straight to Disney+ release
This is going to be shit, isn’t it?
>animu
your image is bad and you should feel bad
newbie
anime website
Guess the trailer looks... ok, but every single joke was fricking shit
>Elio
is he a beaner or italian?
He's an Americano.
He's whatever Latino ethnicity Disney decided to cast America Ferrera as.
He is the mexican version of Elon Musk.
literally the only thing i care about is that boy taking mountains of alien tentacle dick, so unless they get real weird with it real frickin quick i'm not interested
post your dream tentacle dick alien
I want to, but this is a blue board. Pic unrelated.
Why do the title fonts all look the same now?
post-artistic akira of aesthetics. The borg of visual design, slowly rolling everything into a ball and smoothing off all of the rough edges until it's all one homogenous texture and taste, like the little meal of squares. Pic related.
weird flashbacks to me learning what hydropobic materials are and, uh, seeing that gardevoir gif ive never seen since. those ...liquids just rolled right off of her
frick you hush puppy shoes display unit
Dios mio...
Disney just loves making the worst designs when they make their woke slop.
how is no one tired of this sameface design. Connect all these fricking movies as an excuse for fricks sake, or stop being lazy.
You heard of Calarts and Dreamworks face.
This is Pixarface. Been like that since Tangled.
So I wonder are the aliens stupid or know he isn't the actual ambassador.
Better question, who IS the actual ambassador?
This picture keeps getting more true.
TS3 and MU were great though.
Soul was pretty good too.
MU doesn't deserve that, its not even bad, swap that shit with Cars right fricking now
MU, Inside Out, and Coco were good though
All mid none of them are above average
Toy Story 4 was better than The Incredibles 2.
MU and Onward are some of their best ever, just brought down by other factors (being a 10-years-later sequel and having the least interesting worldbuilding ever, respectively)
Soul, Luca, Turning Red were good.
Onward was okay.
Elio could be good.
Elemental is probably the worst offender after Lightyear, just a generic Romeo x Juliet story with an underdeveloped artstyle.
Of the so-called "golden age" movies I would only say Toy Story, The Incredibles, and Ratatouille were legitimately great, honestly.
Pixar is obviously not in a great state right now with Lightyear/Elemental but their early movies are not as spotless as people would like to believe. I don't think if A Bug's Life came out today (but with modern visuals) it'd get a very high reception, for example.
Also if anything the "decline era" was worse than the current era. Cars 2 and The Good Dinosaur are easily Pixar's worst.
I like A Bug’s Life
Lots of people do, lots of people also like Turning Red and Soul but that won't stop people from piling those up with modern Pixar faliures
A Bug's Life at least has a sort of edge that puts it above any of the modern era Pixar films. You cannot convince me that the Pixar we have now would have the balls to show a subjugated slave race, the protagonist beaten within an inch of his life, and the villain being eaten alive by birds.
It's not even that edgy in context, Pixar is just toothless now.
Onward has good gay porn
Only because of Barley.
I liked Onward a fair bit but that was probably mostly down to the fact that the protagonist was a borderline "literally me" character in my case.
I need a second male protagonist to care about Elio
Tbf, there’s the lord hater equse dude in the trailer
This is how the movie will go, anybody actually working on the movie please correct me if I'm wrong:
>Elio is a passive/emasculated kid who's military mother wants to push him to be more tough and masculine
>Elio gets into a conflict with bullies where he wanted to resolve the situation peacefully, mom is disappointment that he didn't just beat them to a pulp and they get into an argument, the mom makes completely valid points but they're painted as arrogant and wrong
>leads to the first contact scene we see in the trailer, Elio is taken to space
>Elio poses as leader of Earth and does his more peaceful approach to show that "hey maybe Earth ain't all that bad", building up to a liar reveal
>back on Earth the US military finds out about a child being abducted by aliens and they want to go headfirst with destroying the council and save the kid, bad guy general is written as if he's compensating for something while Elio's mom emasculates him
>liar reveal leads to a build up in tension against the aliens and the world until Elio comes in at the last minute to have the two sides talking it out, cucking the audience out of an action scene because we need to "do better"
>Elio learns how to be brave while his mom learns how to be more open to approaching situations without resorting to conflict
Throw in some more generational conflict aka the director's family issues and you've got a movie that won't make its production budget back.
dude probably gets mad pussy with that hat
Damn, it's really like a Disney writer is here with us.
>Elio is a passive/emasculated kid who's military mother wants to push him to be more tough and masculine
How much do you want to bet he'll be gay or a troony by the end of the film?
>How much do you want to bet he'll be gay or a troony by the end of the film?
None, because Disney needs China to survive
Tbf, the synopsis describes her as wienery so I imagine that could be a character flaw, possibly, hopefully
Being wienery is an empowering sharacter trait in 2023 sweaty.
mother is already stablished as a "genius who can do no wrong". She will figure out the way to travel to the alien ship and rescue Elio.
Everyone is stupid except me
It's like how Lightyear utterly forgot about the father instead focusing on the importance of Grandmother and Granddaughter only. Maybe the new commander was supposed to be the dad at some point in development but that got gassed.
What a wacky and silly movie
>Pixar making a movie out of a mid-2010s Dreamworks-level concept
What's next? A Power Rangers ripoff where all the cast is minorities/gay/moronic in someway?
>here's your new Disney queer kid bro
I hope he shows belly
it's not Cal Arts you moronic mongoloid
It's 3D beanmouth, just like Turning Red and Luca.
That blush tho
>he shy
>kills pixar in less than 5years
i cannot belive woman can be so based!
Is he actually supposed to be a babygay or is this something we're memeing because it's a boy mc?
It’s because we want to molest him
fair enough
has every shade own got their pixar movie?
>Everything about Elio screams Disney homosexual tame version of Ben 10 which was the last actually successful boy franchise about aliens.
Elio is literally just Disney’s Steven Universe, (Little shy earth boy gets roped into alien business and fixes their problems via mostly peaceful means), and idk why people are calling it a Ben 10 ripoff.
True
Honestly, there’s a equal amount of girl and boy protagonist these days, it’s the actual writing is the problem
Looks meh, the shameless shill comments on the youtube vid are obnoxious.
>parents are dark skinned
>elio is white
is he adopted?
>anon doesn't understand how light or genetics work
they're brown savages it's obvious that they stole the child from his white parents they killed
OP’s pic looks like a fricking Chick tract.
Pleeeeease let him be canonically Caucasian.
Isn't that the Luca model
God I read that and I'm just a little bit high right now so I read that as though that was a model of android you could buy and for like a quarter of a second I thought about what I would do with my own little rights-less android boy with a cute face like that and I can't go into detail because this is a blue board.
Silicone dolls that look like little boys are a thing that exist.
eh, they can't struggle- I mean, 'respond procedurally'.
Where's the facking villains
The villain is self doubt
Not a fan of the human character designs but the ayys are pretty cool. I think the premise is fun so I’m mildly looking forward to it.
A step up from Elemental, but it still looks like any studio could've made this.
thats a lot of words about things you could just check discord about
I wish they'd stop giving movies random-ass names. I still have no idea what the frick Coco or Luca are about either, other than the fact that they probably have main characters named Coco and Luca.
I agree, at least Up gives you some understanding of a metaphorical theme, but what the frick am I supposed to know about a movie called 'Shloobie', that name tells me nothing. Not like 'Toy Story'. That's literally a story, and it is about toys.
To be fair in LATAM we know A Bug's Life as "Bugs: an adventure in Miniature", Cars as "Cars: an adventure on wheels" and Up as "Up: an adventure of height"
Are they trying to make a shota? I smell fujos... I knew Pixar was infected with them after Turning Red.
they know the score
God, I fricking love shotas
This but I also love fricking shotas.
Luckily you will never be anywhere near one you hideous freak
GODDDAMNIT!
>Hiro in a virgin killer sweater
You can't do this to me, anon. My coworkers are gonna get promoted!
>another shota
how much wiener can he suck
I will be honest, the trailer looks meh. And the comedy was uninspiring. Is that really the best they can do? Is that what they expect will reign people in?
You homosexuals can watch it for the gay baits or outrage threads or what fricking ever, i am not gonna do it. 3/10.
You don’t have to watch it, just enter this thread when it’s released for the gay art
>IN 2024
>ONE BOY
>WILL BE SUMMONED
>FOR SOMETHING HE WAS NOT EXPECTING
>Can it save Disney for total destruction, humiliation, bankruptcy and the woke menace ?
Not a hope in hell.
>Elio
>dark skinned curly hair
>looks like a gay
Okay pixar we get it, you read the book and watched the adaption.
Why is this board so obsessed with Call me by your name
The trailer didn't look very good.
But honestly Pixar is pretty bad at trailers. I didn't like Turning Red's trailer but ended up enjoying the actual movie. So we'll see how it turns out.
It is interesting how the post Disney renaissance was so obsessed with sci-fi, and now Disney and Pixar are back to obsessing over sci-fi and are starting to slump.
As much as I like sci-fi, I don't think it gets asses in seats. At least not when Disney/Pixar do it, their audience is a mix of little girls and "Disney adults", boys don't really care.
Pixar did sci-fi occasionally.
Monsters Inc. is technically sci-fi. Wall-E too. Both hits.
the sci-fi they are doing is bland and derivative
I'm looking at the picture and I'm seeing a nervous kid in shorts and a ribbon. Why would a child or most adults want to watch this.
He needs correction
Harr dee harr. Get serious for a second. Nobody cares for that shit. Where's the knights fighting dragons. Where's the robots shooting lasers. Nobody but pedophiles want to watch whatever this shit is. Disney needs money and this isn't going to make money.
You know that film is like the smallest revenue generator for disney, right?
https://www.investopedia.com/how-disney-makes-money-4799164
Its part of the 11% section on the pie chart.
Making bad movies doesnt hurt them as much as you think.
Yeah I know. Disney makes it's merch money as soon as a store pays them to stock it. But make enough stinkers and stores will stop paying to stock it, third parties will stop paying for the right to put Elsa's mug on tissues, and people will stop going to parks. Also they will straight up not pay for movie tickets.
Well that changes everything.
>merch market is literally dying
Because it merch of dogshit.
>the entire supply chain will just shut down because some comic book guys on 4chin are upset.
Lmao bro no. There's almost half a billion americans in the USA.
Theres 165 posters in this thread
When shit sucks, you don't pay for it. When shit sucks repeatedly, you don't pay for it repeatedly. It's not a neckbeard boycott. Normies individually choose to not pay for stuff that doesn't woo them.
>just wont pay for it
But you will. Your moronic kid/niece/nephew wants the moronic thing.
Better buy it chud.
Kids react to the woo factor. They want action scifi and pretty fantasy. They don't give a flying frick about Dull McShorts here.
It’s the same creator as Coco. Same audience
Parents will send their kids to the cinema is it’s a cute story with some drama
Its not about the movie bro.
$15 for 2 hours of content? No its about buying $400 of stupid merch your kid wont care about in 3 weeks
Alien has lot of potential for merchandise children care about
merch market is literally dying, people are overrating it's current importance
Thats okay bro. Disneyland is in summer-all-year-florida. The real cash cow.
I mean, obviously it would be better without the ribbon and the shorts, but we can use our imagination.
Im so sick of Cinemaphile anons
It's obviously a scout sash
Its the only thing that should stay on him
based, and also, if i may say, objectively correct.
Looks like generic slop
I want to thank Disney for helping me cut out my cartoon addiction. now I have a steady job and a gf
I want to thank disney for helping me lie on the internet
you're just mad because your gf wears programming socks ,has an adam's apple and forces you to keep giving Disney money
Can we at least get someone to do a redesign of the shota itt? Just anything to remove that generic soft look.
There has to be a decent design in there somewhere.
>he wants hard shota not soft shota
Whoa anon, >>>/b/ is that way
What are some non-soft shotas you like. Boyish shotas are better, I agree
My only issue is most adventurous shotas nowadays aren't visually interesting to me. Personality-wise I like Sumo but my god is he an ugly motherfricker. I guess Jim Hawkins kind of counts? I have a list but it's not complete and most of them are softies. My brain and dick are on different pages about this kind of stuff, don't judge.
ok, give me ideas and I will draw something
Probably try correcting his physique, less modern blobby style and more the classical CalArts style (Hogarth). Dark red baggy t-shirt, cuffed jeans that show a good bit of the ankles and lower calves, no idea what to go with for shoes. Few scuff marks on his elbows, maybe a scratch or two on his hands and a bandage on one of his cheeks. Think an outdoorsy type, someone that actually looks like they know how to handle themselves out there through experience.
there is a classic calarts style?
Most people use it to mean whatever this movie is, but the version coined by Johnny the diddler was the first. It seemed the most applicable.
Not sure how to draw the marks on his elbows and hands
He looks like he suffers from lymph edema with how fat his legs are relative to the rest of his body
that's cute
Those are shadows, you idiot
OR here, can't thank you enough, looks just about like how I pictured him!
>Gay mens dont have their own snowflake unique flag.
But they do. Part of why people are reading Luca as a gay story is because their fish designs accidentally share some colors with it.
>>Gay mens dont have their own snowflake unique flag.
>But they do.
That flag was made by a woman, not joking.
All the snowflake flags were made by women.
The gay flag should be pink brown white brown pink
it took me a second, but honestly even as a gay guy I have to say that's pretty fricking funny
it took me a second, but honestly even as a straight guy I have to say that's pretty fricking funny
I wonder how many women are in this thread.
Probably 70%.
stop, you are making gay pedos feel underrepresented
0%
Why does an image of a little boy express that he has sucked more dicks than a white girl in his life? How the frick they created something so fricking gay?
He says he's an adult to a bunch of strangers
So what do you think
It's the shorts. Shorts make shotas gay (and more adorable). Just take a look at the boy from that new Disney show Hailey's on It.
god the way they animated his tongue and his sassy little smirk makes me want to choke him with my fricking wiener
HAHHAHA That's so fricking gay.
I would argue about the more adorable, he just comes across as a smug, entitled little shit. Ugh
I know, don't you just want to teach him some manners. With your dick. By throwing him onto the ground and tearing his pants off with your teeth.
He's an adorable dingus.
Smug shit that has no grasp of physics either, apparently, lol
>pander to homos
>actual pedos enter the company
every time
Looks like a star control alien
sex
This is literally just shota porn lmao.
These homosexual know EXACTLY what they're doing.
Hope none of the aliens have tentacles
Hope many aliens have tentacles
>Aliens figured out earth's language and collected enough stuff about humanity for a trial
>Can't figure out that they abducted a kid by accident
Yeah it's Pixar
so - bets on the le super sad third act reveal of why he has the eyepatch?
abusive dad? victim of gun violence? birth disorder?
Eye patches are common in children to cure crossed eyes
Watched the trailer. Seems like garbage. No thanks.
No more straight white protags at Pixar. Plus I'm not into rounded baby shit so I'm giving Pixar a miss from now on.
>best Pixar shota in your path
i'm not into kim jong un
>roll poly egg thing
There, fixed that for ya
That'd be Dash and Nemo. Does Nemo count?
Ugh. I can't stand to look at this fricking thing.
>not liking a shota from Pixar that has character development, is relatable and is easy to sympathize with
Sex
Any thoughts on how Inside Out 2 and Toy Story 5, (the next two movies after Elio comes out), might become
>Toy Story 5
Impossible to feel anything about it after 4
Toy Story 5 Screams desperation.
4 was already a hard sell, how are they going to undo the ending of 4?
He will have a squeaky voice because he's made of helium
What?
Yes?
No.
Almost.
this is just Beast Wars for homosexuals
Frick you.
Fun fact about Transformers in general originally Hasbro did NOT want Female Robots at all. Look I hate women but I'm glad Arcee exists. We don't need homosexual Content in Transformers. God look at what happened to Star Fox it dared to debut with NO females at all whatsoever and even now it's fighting the gay shit. The worst crime you can commit is debut with only men.
Finally this shit thread is finished. Now go away the whole lot of you and get banned.