Ellen is back!

>Actress Ellen Page (formerly known as Elliot Page) will star in Christopher Nolan's next film, a sequel to the director's 2000 classic, Memento. The Juno star will play as the main female protagonist for the first time since 2020.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a man

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her career is dead and she killed it. And you know she knows this.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was in the umbrella academy where she sex change the character into a dude

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly. It’s dead

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A dead career is just the tip of the iceberg in her case.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That poor girl...

        She was already a high-anxiety/shy/autistic type of girl. Those Hollywood bastards ate her alive and spit her out to such a degree, she didn't want to be a woman anymore. They mindfricked her hard.

        Ellen was hooked up with a MtF trans dominatrix who abused the living shit out of her while pretending to be her "girlfriend". Ellen Page is not a lesbian, nor was she bisexual. This was the "deal" she made after she said she wouldn't frick producers anymore for roles. It's why she never completely blew up but fizzled out.

        She didn't know that's what she signed up for but, once she realized it, it broke her mind. She went trans and the roles dried up completely and her "partner" left her due to being a MtF into chicks. Bottom surgery was done, and it disgusted Ellen to realize she was licking scarred dick flesh.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Makes a lot of sense

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does he/she have a tip

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        more like the tip of the rosenberg

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are canadians so susceptible to troony bullshit and thinking they all have "neuro divergent" disorders.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's always the white ones

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        thats why grindr is full of asian "men" seeking white dick lol

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          How do you know?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Canadians have been subjects for all of their history. First they were subjects of the British and now of the Americans. It has broken their brains and left them susceptible to losing their minds.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think they are still part of the British Commonwealth as well as Australia.
        lol.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ah yes because americans are so resistant to the troonypaganda aren't they

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        And soon they will be the subjects of india sir

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        So they're the South Korea of America

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mfw troonys took vimmy ridge in 40 minutes when Americants cried over their loses

        I think they are still part of the British Commonwealth as well as Australia.
        lol.

        Not since the late 80s.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >not since the 80s
          wrong
          Canada joined the British Commonwealth in 1931 as an independent state. It is one of 56 countries in the modern Commonwealth and remains the largest geographically

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            My bad. Early 80s.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              moron

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's always the white ones

      Probably because of doctors and friends enabling them.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kate Mara's pussy literally made a man out of Ellen

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her forehead has never been that small, not even as a teen in Trailer Park Boys.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no no no no brahs
    They're using our deadpics

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was during his long hair phase. At least he isn't bald yet

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Technically she could get implants and retransition right?

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her de-transitioning and starring in another Nolan movie would be pretty kino tbh

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is a total fabrication

    first its not a sequel its a remake. its allegedly been in the works for years but has no cast or even a script

    ps your thread sucks

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Memento 2
    >film starts as Ellen Paige
    >rewinds into elliot pige
    Kino

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