>Elliot Page Is Producing a Gay YA Romance Set in Outer Space
>The actor’s production company, PAGEBOY Productions, has acquired the film rights to author Eliot Schrefer’s acclaimed queer young adult sci-fi novel The Darkness Outside Us. The book follows Ambrose and Kodiak, two boys from enemy countries who are forced to team up on a space rescue mission. As the two navigate their spaceship’s secrets, the synopsis hints that “love might be the only way to survive.” Gay enemies to lovers in space? I’m already seated.
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>im gay
>everything I do must be gay related now
gay people are so boring
And they laughed at me when I said prostitutes are less degenerate than LGBT cult
Paid prostitutes know they are doing a job and its for the money, outside that they try to have a normal life
LGBT spin their lives around their genitals
This is just so she won't kill herself so they made up a quick role for her
he likes girls
he is straight
>he
>str8
She's a confused lesbian.
>Be woman
>"Become" a man
>Go after women
>Be male
>"Become" a woman
>Go after women
How is she any different than Chris-chan, or any other male trannies who think they can get an easy route to lesbian pussy if they transition? When men do this, they get dog-piled by angry women, but Ellen gets a pass? Or does she? What do actual women think of her? Her book makes her sound like she's a gigantic butthole, even before she transitioned
>What do actual women think of her?
They don't anymore except to be 'happy for her' because it means one less form of competition for partners.
Lots of women actually encourage male AGP trannies because subconsciously they think it’s an altruistic gesture, similar to when girls compliment uglier girls. And among men it’s usually the gay ones who push back against what Elliot is doing. Which is understandable—FTMs pose no physical threat to straight men, and in fact depending on the degree of mutilation they’ve received may be an attractive option for low self-esteem pussy
She dated more boys than girls, her last lesbian marriage failed miserably (as they all do) and 90% of FtMs are just fujos who want a gay cis boyfriend.
She got dumped by her wife like a week after she came out as "elliot".
>he
What else do you expect from butt frickers?
Unironically we should have listened to the Christian fundamentalists.
No, this is how we got here in the first place. "Christian" fundamentalists love to suck israeli wiener. There is a reason why Freud was laughed out of Europe and found fame in America.
Yep. I’ve got a colleague at work who is a flamboyant homosexual and his entire personality revolves around it, it’s exhausting to talk to him
At least gay men are interesting and funny. Lesbians are just a cancerous cult.
My cousin was the popular girl through life who banged only Chads through college. After graduating, she hooked up with the biggest douche imaginable who strung her along and predictably broke up with her.
The first rejection in her life broke her mind and she decided she had always been a lesbian and was just confused. Now she's going through her L Word Indigo Girls phase and she just repeats stronk lesbian talking points that she reads online - like a parakeet. Her parents are wonderful people and supporting her hoping that she snaps back to reality. I would've just disowned her.
Her lesbian friends when she was straight swooped in at first opportunity like vultures and indictrinated her into the cult. They are vile people.
>At least gay men are interesting and funny.
just remember that every gay homosexual has a body count of 1000+, his ass falls out when he shits and fricked someone in his ass like 10 mins ago
Not true
Ive never even slept with a guy. Dont want the AIDS
>be me
>fall for the ally meme
>get groped by a close friend
It's not even prejudice anymore, I was less homophobic before I knew them. Also verification not required.
>At least gay men are interesting and funny
Nah, just creeps.
>Now she's going through her L Word Indigo Girls phase
You don't really see traditional dykes like this anymore. I knew a few girls in college who got mindbroken by a bad breakup and they just became "genderqueer" or "pansexual" and started dressing like morons and getting stupid tattoos while still exclusively fugging men.
At least Indigo Girls have some solid songs.
everyone that's not a White Man that makes "art" only makes it about being brown or having a vegana, they have nothing to say other than incessant seething
>everyone that's not a White Man that makes "art" only makes it about being brown or having a vegana, they have nothing to say other than incessant seething
Counterpoint: J.K. Rowling wrote Harry Potter, a series about a BOY wizard. S.E. Hinton wrote The Outsiders, a book about BOYS in a gang
harry potter is basically written like a chick mary sue
yes but it's not about having a vegana. don't move goalposts
we're not all like that
I'm a homosexual and I can't stand homosexuals like this
>I'm a wop
>everything I do is gangster shit now
Literally nothing wrong with picking a niche
Now imagine globs of man cum floating around in zero G and stinky shit covered wieners and gaped buttholes stinking up a contained environment. Good times.
>one movie
>everything he does
>everything little (s)he does
>everything little (s)he does
>is bullshit
can someone translate from schizo?
Elliot Page is a woman.
>PAGEBOY
lmao
yes you incelbigot, it's in case you forgot he is one. stop literally raping him
>tfw you're drinking wine from the skull of the chud that misgendered you
My boy looking good these days.
>my heckin compeny is called PAGEBOY cause im a BOY ok!!!!
Will she star in it?
There better be FULL FRONTAL NUDITY
like a rubber nipple on a baby bottle
i wonder if he has one of those hand pump dicks
Does Elliot still have a tight teen-like pussy? Or is it a mangled mess down there now?
>The only way we'll survive this treacherous space mission, is if you put your peepee in my pooper
>O-o-ok
Just like my yaoi hentai.
redpill me about yaoi, why do women/troons like it
They get to see male sexuality in a way that is completely neutered and unthreatening, because they like men but also fear men
>gay sex
>unthreatening
>
hilarious how you guys can have a more normal conversation on female sexuality and yaoi than the morons on lolcow lmao
All troons are porn addicts with Asperger’s. Male troons are addicted to paedophilic hentai, female troons to yaoi.
>women like their straight romance full of domineering males railing her like the animal she is
>they also like their gay romance being just two sensitive twinks that are barely sexual with each other
I don't get it
>two sensitive twinks that are barely sexual with each other
Considering the average fujo artist's understanding of male anatomy and how it works, that's probably for the best.
I've never see fujo yaoi art, even at its most degenerate, come anywhere near as repulsively gay as men drawing it. It is like night and day
The genre exists because of and for women. The handful of male artists you speak of are either a) trannies actually or b) oversocialized by females on the internet. Fujoshis have an entire subgenre of yaoi about institutionalized man/wolf rape societies. 99% of gay men don’t even know this shit exists, especially new ones who, again, have too many b***hes in their ear
>yaoi about institutionalized man/wolf rape societies
I meant except, not especially. Guess I’ll go transition now
Nah he's talking about shit like Bara and gay furry porn where inflation fetish is commonplace. Females will draw missionary sex and not much else
>two sensitive twinks
lmao no. It's even more domineering and rape-y and gross than straight romance for women.
Also in general most straight romance the man is violent and scary to everyone except the female lead, who they are slavishly and wholly devoted to for no real reason/effort on the woman's part.
Actually no? Straight romance tends is way worse lol the power play and rape and kidnapping happens way more often
Only ugly fat girls read the latter
I like it when a bear or muscley dude dominates a twink.
Where are all the gooner females in the industry? Why can't they start directing some gay romances already?
It's kind of like weeabooism but with a naive idealization of homosex instead of Japan.
Like
says, it's partly to do with feeling safer to be attracted to unavailable men, which fulfills the desire for a relationship but without the actual relationship.
You'll find a lot of ftms self-insert as the guy who gets forced/railed, etc.
That picture is pretty educational. Fujoshis seem to understand power dynamics at the rawest form. Ultimate macho man who is the CEO of masculinity, wealth, good looks and power x crying pussy living onahole, who needs to be protected. To the fujoshi, this is the unopposed true ideal for all relationships. as they project themselves onto the crying pussy, who provides nothing other than a warm body, as the provider has everything else already
its funny because all my normie female friends and even mom constantly look at how tall a man is and how big his hands are lmao
Manlet with baby hands it's over
Weird is that women react viscerally to men with broad shoulders, good shoulder to hip ratio, and jaws. Visceral.
But they never talk about it.
They must just be moronic, and also that obsessed with height.
>women react viscerally
How so?
Chronically online autistic women get intrigued by the idea of the "forbidden fruit" aspect that comes with yaoi romance/porn and soon their autism struggles to seperate the reality of gays from idealized fiction.
Most yaoi especially is written like the ideal straight relationship from a women's perspective - a wealth 6'2 endlessly charismatic top comes out of nowhere to swoon a shy, useless bottom that never takes on social initiative yet still somehow gets a top tier male interested in them. It's less about two men butt fricking and moreso about women wanting a life like feminine twinks in yoai - never having to participate but getting everything.
Sounds romantic
Unless they encounter in their journey
>GayBlack folk from Outer Space
>The Darkness Outside Us...
>It's The GAY Black folk FROM OUTER SPACE!
That's the plot of the movie?
>>O-o-ok
Oh my god, these sick homosexuals have a monkey involved too?
there will be crust
>The Darkness Outside Us
Anyone heard of this?
is this complete and utter failure at the box office the first step to his suicide? Been waiting to hear about him killing himself for years.
she wont kys, shell just detransition and never talk about that silly trannoid shit again.
How would one do that? didn't they get a dick attach and surgically remove breasts or whatever?
breasts are super easy to get back, atleast if you have enough money and afaik she didnt get bottom surgery, atleast i never heard her proudly mention it like her zipper chest.
Yeah, woohoo, she can get bolt-ons. They'll never be the real thing again. I guess she was inches from impact with the wall anyway.
What are the chances she got breast cancer but some israelite in Hollywood told her troony shit is so hot right now you should get them cut off completely and pretend to be a man?
>breasts are super easy to get back
Thane Krios?!
her breasts were thrown into an incinerator anon, they are gone forever.
It turns out a lot of trans people don’t get bottom surgery (especially because it’s fricking ridiculous) so they’re literally just walking around on pills pretending they’re a different gender
Why even bother lmao, just be a tomboy or some guy who likes to use womens dress
>detransition
You cant just undo all the drugs and mutilation surgery anon.
Some have detransitioned and are sad and angry before an hero. There are plenty of reppers as well.
yeah she'll have a public breakdown and then detransition and live a quiet life and probably even marry some idiot who doesn't care that she cut off her breasts. assuming she doesn't off herself first.
Testosterone irreparably damages their body in ways they cannot fathom. They get fatter, their bones get denser to accommodate more muscle, their vocal cords are permanently masculinized, they will grow male facial hair forever since the follicles are now developed. They will smell like men. All of these things cannot be reversed by stopping test. Even if she stops the test & gets implants she will look like a weird intersexed creature.
I wonder if the ~~*doctors*~~ inform them of all of these things before prescribing them the meds
Nope. I talked to an ftm, they didn't know that testosterone stortens your lifespan.
Jazz's mum told her to keep quiet on the horrors.
Does the testosterone make their hair thin out? The wannabe guy at work stopped wearing their backwards baseball cap and died their hair joker green (because no personality) and it's horrific. Patchy with failed spikes that look like corkscrews.
>their
You know what I mean. She's so sexless I think of her as an it.
Trannies get high doses of the other hormone so they get both types of balding.
Yeah the girl at work has top right
My sister has (mild) male pattern baldness because of cysts in her ovaries. Shit sux
>she will look like a weird intersexed creature
Already there.
Parents either side, child in the middle
don't talk to me or my son ever again.png
lel
grim
>detransition
Is too late at his point
naturally, they'll play the "they aren't accepting of my gayness" angle
>this movie didn't bomb because I suck, but because you hate gays!
will she cast another ftm as her co-star
or a real man?
>Eliot Schrefer’s acclaimed queer young adult sci-fi novel The Darkness Outside Us
>strong language
>shit
Oy vey it's like anuddah shoah
>frick
>shit
>ass
The gay trinity
>zoomers need to be spoiled the entire plot and be informed about trigger words such as semi-harsh every day language
What a fricking joke of a timeline we're in.
I check the parents guide on IMDB and if there is any gratuitous nudity I wont watch the film.
Do you reckon Elliot would have a role for Warwick? I think it would be good for him to keep working at this moment.
Ship's robot, cleans up the lube and semen and liquid poop after the boys are done fricking
I can't imagine this movie is much different from the fake gay porno from Dirty Work. There's a scene where they switch "Men In Black" with "Men In Black Who Have Sex With Each Other" in a movie theater.
>look there's an alien
>yeah we better have sex with it
I imagine Warwick would play an alien. The two gays just bend him over a space footstool and go at it.
>The Darkness Outside Us
Is this some sort of cope for how degenerates feel? Do they feel the darkness inside them?
I hate women so much it's unreal.
That's a man.
Gaaaaaaaay!
Brokeback Spaceship
>female troon loves yaoi
Shocking! First time I’ve seen that. Really makes me go “hmmm”.
>be a woman
>be attracted to women
>claim you're a man now
>be attracted to men
How does this work?
it's similar to Interstellar but instead of a tick every 1.25 seconds, the trans actress has to dilate their fake c**t every 1 second so it doesn't seal up like an expired wormhole.
>gay trannies from outer space
>Become an FtM just to be a homosexual
She still craved dick after all this time
KWAB
They'll change the name to The Darkness Inside Me and cast a black as the top.
>become FtM trans
>have to found an entire company (named after you and your fake gender) just so you can hire yourself in order to work again
>call it gay romance for your character to date a guy even though you’re literally not a man
lol
they're called pooners.
When is Ellen going to start sprouting misshapen patchy hairs all over her face and begin the descension to Gamestop employee?
>be Ellen Page, a girl who likes other girls
>say you're now a boy who still likes girls
>make a film about two homosexual boys
>cast yourself as one of them despite having a vegana
>you being intimate is a homosexual act between two man on paper
>but it's a classic hetero feel up in practice as you're still a girl who likes other girls
So Ellen (homosexual F) plays the character Elliot (hetero M) irl who will portray another character (Ambrose or Kodiak - homosexual M) on the big screen. Ellen takes method acting to the next level. I hope the Academy will notice!
Ellen never liked girls, lesbianism is a meme
>The actor’s production company, PAGEBOY Productions
wtf where did she get all that money?
The schizophrenic voices in her head that told her to chop her tiddies off should've also given her some business advice.
I don't think the demon possession voices are very interested in Ellen's well-being
>can an actress be traumatized by portraying a(n intended) victim of childhood sexual abuse in kino (Hard Candy)?
This will be awful, this is literally just female written yaoi smut lmao. I wonder if Ambrose is gonna be the bottom. Hi I'm just a regular kinda guy. Oh my name? Ambrose of course
>just female written yaoi smut
its fricking insane. i like yaoi because i understand males, being a male myself. i can understand the fumblings, the uncertainty, the timidness of boys "being boys", but the only people who seem to write it correctly are fricking females. how did this gay earth get even gayer then expected.
Enemy Mine My Ass
Severely underrated
i dont get it, qrd?
Enemy Mine is a movie. The plot is the exact same with the only difference is there was no gay sex in Enemy Mine.
Who's going to be the poor gay bastard who has to do all the make-out scenes with Ellen? I can't imagine it'll be enjoyable for either of them
>be a gay man
>can only do gay roles now thanks to DEI in hollywood
>get hired to appear alongside Ellen who is trying to look like some wet teenage boy and fails
>can't even act attracted to a ghoul of a person
>I'm just like one of the guys, and gay, says deranged woman
I wish lgb would finally drop the t.
Pageboy sounds like some kinda gay porno
>Gay enemies to lovers in space
Why do women love this trope so damn much?
I can't wait to watch the show with Cinemaphile! Hopefully it is as fun to watch as My 600lb Life and I am Jazz
It will be an honor to shitpost alongside you fren when this comes out
Reporting in
Nobody likes trans
Not even trans
At least homosexuals and dykes can find others to frick but a troony? Nobody likes them
I don't know about that one. Trans men who keep the benis, like Line Trap/Bailey Jay, can wrangle a sizeable audience of lusty males, if they look nice. Trans women though, I don't see actual women finding any of them appealing, no matter how good they look. Ellen doesn't look like a twink, nor a masculine hunk. She looks like a small child. Now if she looked like a cute small male child, maybe she could have appealed to some women who have mommy fetishes, but Ellen looks like a 50 year old stunted child, who's also a burn victim
have you seen bailey lately?
looking more like divine from jon waters films
I got scared looking at the still shots of him on his website, definitely did look like that drag queen freak in those. But I found a video of him fapping from earlier this year and in motion hes still very feminine and looks like a girl, so its not ogre yet.
Dont care. Still would
Kek anyone have that comic where a girl introduces her troony friend to her other troony friend because both say they're "lesbians" and they freak out?
>woman era
>is a lesbian
>pretends to be a guy
>likes guys now
I fricking knew this would happen. This is a trend with ftm troons even if they explicitly into women before. At this point I just swear they have a fetish for being special.
>The darkness outside us
>Ambrose wakes up on the Coordinated Endeavor, with no memory of a launch. There’s more that doesn’t add up: Evidence indicates strangers have been on board, the ship’s operating system is voiced by his mother, and his handsome, brooding shipmate has barricaded himself away. But nothing will stop Ambrose from making his mission succeed—not when he’s rescuing his own sister.
What the frick
Cool.I hope they spend 200 million to make it.
Why would Ellen use the moniker "Pageboy" when it means tiny child used to escort a bride in a church? What does it mean to her? I guess it explains that flower she likes to wear on her suit
Because many supposed ftms want to see themselves as desirable. cute young boys rather than actual men. It's the female equivalent of an mtf envisioning themselves as a cute anime girl while being a hulking male.
Same sickness, just different directions.
>tranette no passto
>Became a groomer
>Eyes of pain
Why does she want the same cursed life for little children? Can't she just suffer by herself without dragging the innocent kids in for the ride?
DUNC already did it
Wow niga
Would you suck xir's T-clit and gobble down the clitoral hood foreskin cheese?
>Yo man got any cash
>I'm just trying to get a bus ticket man can you help me out
>PAGEBOY
bruh
>"The darkness outside us"
Gay Black folk in outer space
All women are addicted to porn and have degenerate fetishes way more so than man
What does ftm clit taste like? is it like wiener?
will ram ranch start playing?
I personally think some FtMs can be really fricking hot but Ellen Page just looks like a method addict
That just looks like a pathetically flat woman. Even her pose is feminine. I imagine this is what all the gay guys saw walk into their bar, in that story of the FtM that went with her friend to a gay bar and all the gays completely ghosted her, making her feel like total shit
That's fricking disgusting and the doctor who performed this mutilation should be executed after a short show trial.
does she know that she still looks feminine as hell?
It kinda just looks like a regular homosexual twink with chest scars
She still looks like a woman bro.
ngl I'd still make out with "him". Even better if he has a little neophallus dangling between his legs I can rub my own half-erect chode on while we kiss.
>neophallus
What?
You know what a neovag is? Then you can probably imagine what a neodick is. I'm not gonna post it, don't wanna get banned again, just google it.
Maybe she's just a girl who likes boys deep down, that would make sense to me.
this is what all trannies awaits
*trans all chuddies*
Heh, nothing personel.
Just because I like wearing panties doesn't make me a girl, troonanon
Are they friends?
Once you get into the troony pipeline it's incredibly hard to get out, you will go from being love-bombed to being hate-bombed and obviously it's going to be hard physically as well. If you never go into the troony pipeline you will grow out of those fantasies, but if you enter it you're probably stuck.
They are a textbook cult.
Is it though? It's very well camouflaged at the very least because cults usually aren't celebrated and supported by governments, media, education and medicine.
Me and all my friends have a haircut like that and wear a hat like that. Very spot on, Mr. Elliot.
She's a man that fricks women, though. What's gay about that? Is this some kinda homosexual cultural appropriation?
I like how Sir Elliot in his book describes and names his female conquests in Hollywood. All of whom were lower than him on the actor totem pole so he was using his status and privilege. It's strange how he hasn't been attacked and canceled by feminists, being a white, heterosexual, 100% man.
In a world where everything is trash, is anyone else looking forward to this? Sounds kinda refreshing.
>Elliot Page
Oh, we're using our made up names
>Ambrose Cusk of Fédération (think United States circa 2470) is the elegant, golden offspring of Alexander the Great’s DNA and an emotionally distant mother. Kodiak Celius of Dimokratía (think Russia) is a brawny orphan-turned-cadet. The two 17-year-olds are paired on a mission to find Ambrose’s long-lost sister, Minerva, who disappeared while attempting to colonize Titan. Her distress beacon has mysteriously been activated years later. The socially, physically, and emotionally opposite boys are slowly unified by their need to understand their fuzzy, pre-mission memories; to combat an omnipresent, self-serving OS (remember HAL from 2001: A Space Odyssey?); and to get to the bottom of why there’s a vacuum-sealed supply of their own cloned bodies hidden on the ship. This Groundhog Day–type loop features complex worldbuilding in terms of space, time, light, and sound. What’s not complex are base human wants and needs like manicotti, making out, and memories. Ambrose and Kodiak realize that mutual affection is a way to validate one’s existence; that human connection is essential even if you’re determined to be a loner; and that even with the same memories and experiences, our choices in love and life can be completely, wonderfully different if we have a chance to do them again. And again. And again. Main characters are implied White.
>Fédération
>Dimokratía
>base human wants and needs like manicotti, making out, and memories
>implied white
Btw, this plot rips heavily off of "The Dark Beyond the Stars".
I don't begrudge fellow writers but holy frick do not fully self-indulge writing a fan-fiction plagiarized story to yourself then try to get other people to buy it.
"our ship is sustained by your frick power, your bodies have been designed with anal fusion chambers to process the nano-quantum crystals produced by your cybernetic semen"
Kodiak walks in the room
"I'm Kodiak"
A silent drum starts pounding, recalling primal dancers jostling around a bonfire. Kodiak's pectoral muscles begin throbbing to the beat.
"I'm Ambrose, as a clone Alexander the Great, it's not that I'm super strong or super smart, it's that I'm super horny for strong men".
"Oh my god they're our clones"
Pressed for time, Ambrose and Kodiak need to generate enough quantum rectunol to fuel the engine and make it to Titan. The only way to do it is to awaken all the clones and have a massive orgy.
As they squirt the rectal quantum crystal semen out of their failing sphincters into each other's mouths, as they gargle and gag, the glowing quantum power increases and the ship's light drive goes rainbow.
They arrive at Titan evolved into angels of light whose bodies are in a constant state of flux, their genitals constantly teleporting between each other into and out of all body cavities in a constant state of shared pleasure, their ceaseless ejaculations becoming pure light that fills the cosmos.
is this really in the book? Anal fusion chambers?
This is going to be a movie?
why does she always look so greasy?
Testosterone means she's basically going through male puberty, sweat and all
I’d honestly like to know, this is same phenomenon as dykes.
She’s not physically sweating as far as I can tell. Their skin and especially hair sis always oily.
She cute
>hollywood turbogays make thing that no one will watch
>PAGEBOY Productions
can i short them somehow?
It’s Zipper breasts McGee!
/qa/ lost, sharty lost
You replied to brimstone doe.
>PAGEBOY Productions
we are living beyond satire
I wonder if she farts more because shes a man now???
>I wonder if she farts more because shes a man now???
This is a good question. Does the GI tract go through any noticeable changes once women get juiced up with male hormones? I know it gives them a plethora of other debuffs, like male balding, facial hair, male fatness, shortened life span, male body odor, etc, but I'm not sure about extra farding and shidding
>debuffs
It makes me wonder why they do it. This is not a path someone sane would take willingly.
>It makes me wonder why they do it. This is not a path someone sane would take willingly.
Anon here
mentioned Jazz Jennings/Jaron Bloshinsky's mother, who scolds Jaron regularly for speaking so openly of his very botched, very ill-results surgery at butchers hands. Since being trans is all Jaron has in his sad life and it revolves around it completely, he can't help but blurt out all of the morbid details of how he was sliced and castrated and sewn back up, with miserable results. His mother doesn't want him telling all of these things to new prospective victims, or they may, understandably, have second thoughts about going through with it themselves and not give all of their money to Goldstein
That seems to be a big key in getting new flesh to harvest. Simply not telling them what will be done, or what will soon become of them, until it is too late, the damage cannot be reversed and the money will not be refunded
Is he already going bald? Why do ftm troons go bald so often, like more than actual guys? Clearly women's bodies can't handle all that test
If it was two women (good looking) I might watch it but since it's too dudes I'll avoid it like cancer. If Elliot's in it I might skip through it just for the lulz.
Pageboy sounds like the title of a gay porn movie
Fail and gay.
He has to produce his own gay shit because there are no roles for a 5'1" manlet
wasn't Elliot in the new Deadpool movie?
just a quick reminder
>Elliot Page Is Producing a Gay YA Romance Set in Outer Space
Nobody Wathing: The Show
>PAGEBOY Productions
lmao this homie really started a production company so people will say those words without a "will never be a" in the middle
>Ambrose and Kodiak
What's with the funny names?
>PAGEBOY Productions
>Starving
>Veganism
>Self-Mutilation
Ellen's self-inflicted destruction has no end. What else will the kosher vultures in Hollyisraelite suggest to her to do to herself so they can get a laugh?
>I’m already seated
In the electric chair.