Elon Harkonnen

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why doesn't he pay someone to unJUST him?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's what the Ozempic was supposed to be for.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's what the Ozempic was supposed to be for.

      He... He looks like me...

      He's built like me... I... thank you

      This is being the AI and not real Elon benchod

      Is this achievable natty?

      You were saying?

      May thy neck chip and shatter

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The cyber truck was a mistake.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            looks the same

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Looks perfect for backing over the neighbors children with

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's what the Ozempic was supposed to be for.

      Like, 6 or 7 months of just cutting back on the junk food, and walking a few miles every day, and he could shed down to a healthy weight. It's literally that easy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >6 or 7 months
        2 months of willpower should do it @ ~1000 calories/day and mild exercise

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah but americans will already have 1000 calories from their morning starbucks ration

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't disagree with you.
            As for your other posts, it's a systemic issue. Everything here conditions you to think, crave, and consoom slop. For most people, they don't have the willpower to resist the collective willpower (marketing) trying to manipulate them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he spent his fortue on hairplugs

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He... He looks like me...

    He's built like me... I... thank you

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is being the AI and not real Elon benchod

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You were saying?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        photoshopped

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, the OP pic is a photoshop of

          You were saying?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What does he eat?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Children.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is the punishment of the Dutch Reformed church for bailing on Suidafrika when he turned 18 to avoid military service

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          EVERYTHING!
          >this is the billionaire telling you poor people are immoral

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Given that he's starting to look like some form of Innsmouth creature: humans.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what doesn't he eat?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why is there blood on his belly?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It was his time of the month.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Stretch marks

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's kind of strange that they are red though, I've never seen that on anyone really.
            I have like 1 or 2 stretch marks and they just kind of look like white scars, and I'm white.
            Anyone know why they might be red?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They're fairly new. Stretch marks have color before they just become a scar.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          remainder from all the heartplugs he has pulled out

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          because its AI

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick is wrong with this cringe freak?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Where to start?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            how did his face go from asian to eastern european with a single hair transplant?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Here's another.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Open your mind Quaid

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Where to start?

        >was supposed to be cage fighting zoggerberg in the colosseum months ago

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        is it okay to fatshame now?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          shut the frick up lard-ass

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why is he wearing Snokes swim trunks?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is it being? Sir

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this achievable natty?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    may thy fork chip and shatter

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >HE'S JUST LIKE THE MOVIE BAD GUY

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's AI you morons. Is this the future of /tv? I could take the twitter threads they're easy enough to ignore, but now I have see fake celebrity images and fake tweets too?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like this isn't the place for you and you should go back.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think I'm lost here unless you can be lost for 14 years. In a way we're all kind of lost if you really think about it
        But yes, a place with fake ai images about billionaires isn't the place for me. I like television and movies

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Elon is slowly becoming a leftist

    He recently told J K Rowling to stop talking about trannies*

    His child must have got to him

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >my electric vehicles.... my martian colony...... my X (formerly twitter)

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick is it so hard for Americans to lose weight. Literally 74 percent of Americans are either overweight or obese. Just STOP EATING

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Americans are poor as frick and all they can afford is poisoned slop. Cheap food in America deforms you.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no we aren't moron
        fast food is just too convenient and people don't walk enough and cooking has been seen as a dying practice

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes you are, mutt. Go eat your cheap sugared slop which is illegal in the 1st world.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      unironically because their cities are so car-dependent.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      unironically because their cities are so car-dependent.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I dont like running, so I use a row machine. Why you busting my balls over hear?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    During the scene of the Harkonnen homeworld was the arena actually black and white to the actual people on the planet or just us, the viewer?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Villeneuve doesn't give a frick

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cringe.

        The sun ate color so the arena could have been green with red sand and no one would see the color. Pretty Kino

        Based.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The sun ate color so the arena could have been green with red sand and no one would see the color. Pretty Kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not as simple as what this guy

      The sun ate color so the arena could have been green with red sand and no one would see the color. Pretty Kino

      says and he's mostly wrong actually. Also this

      Villeneuve doesn't give a frick

      guy is right and this guy

      Cringe.
      [...]
      Based.

      is wrong in his assessment
      That's the rundown. I could explain why but that would take longer

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 198 pounds.
    I was 199 pounds last week.
    I was 200 pounds the week before that, when I saw a two on the scale and thought "Frick this, I gotta do something"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The average adult's weight fluctuates up to 5 or 6 pounds per day due to changes in the body's fluid content. A two pound difference in weight is within the range of those fluctuations.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought body shaming was bad???

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not if you're ugly on the inside.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the funny part of OP's post is that he tries to ignore the fact that twitter before Elon was a deepstate platform full of Deepstate bot posting -i mean literal bots- and Deepstate censorship to a level even the Harkonnen would have not dreamed of.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And what makes you think it's any better now?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The community notes feature

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The feature he himself blocks from his posts?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      good thing you only need one dildo: daddy elon's

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It still is. But with porn bots on top of it now and restricted profile viewings. Also every frick with 8 shekels gets his tweets as priority in the comment section.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus he's turning into Christopher Hitchens.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bump

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bump

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