Elves are 1000 year old short stacks, so you think she gives good head? Also, Season 13 of SpongeBob is actually pretty kino.
beforeyou morons say "zoomer", im older than the first season of Spongebob and the pilot.
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if you absolute homos can call someone insulting your subpar toons a "boomer" as if that's an insult, then i could call you a "zoomer" for having such shite taste
im not going to tho, because i'm not a moron who needs to resort to buzzwords
i can just say it straight
your taste sucks
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Also correct, OP is a homosexual
>beforeyou morons say "zoomer", im older than the first season of Spongebob and the pilot.
zoomer
This homosexual again? Your elfus is shit, exceeded only by they israelite one from Santa Inc.
Zoomer begins in 1995 fricking moron
ok and sBlack person? what's your point?
Do you have any idea how many years come before 1998 dip shit? also the pilot Help Wanted is 1997.
drink bleach cBlack person.
>zoomer
>is a moron
The grass is green
>has no argument
>is a cum slurping homosexual
only on Cinemaphile
She's had time to become jaded at any kink you even recognize as sex. She has devices you couldn't recognize if you spent a day examining them to attempt to find a purpose. You'll be lucky to leave the bedroom alive.
I would totally make her my wife and have so many children but sadly they would probably have my looks and her size and end looking like this guy
Isn't it funny to think a midget is browsing and posting on this board
>im older than the first season of Spongebob and the pilot.
1998 is still zoomer you fricking zoomer
elf porn
God, SpongeBob’s become so fugly these days. Even Sanjay and Craig and CatDog looked sharper.
>Look
Your perception is meaningless unless you have some kind of authority. People these days get their sense of aesthetics molded by YouTubers
If you feel that way it's probably because you, yourself, are sedate and unemotional like most cartoon characters these days, and you are upset that livelier people who put that liveliness into their art exist.
>Elves are 1000 year old short stacks
I'll give you short, but she's sure as frick not stacked.
So about elf girls... Bushy? Shaves? Naturally hairless?
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looks more like a tiny toons character than a spongebob character
>beforeyou morons say "zoomer", im older than the first season of Spongebob and the pilot
zoomer
All this time, I thought the elf's ridiculously exaggerated expressions and body language was part of some gag, but that's apparently just how all Spongebob characters behave all the time now.
>short stacks
>not stacked
Anon learn what words mean. A elf that looks like a child with noodle limbs and no breasts is not a fricking shortstack.
No Maya is a shortstack. Note the fat breasts.
Shortstack turned into a catchall "Midgets I Want to Frick" term years ago.
Maybe for morons. Short works for short b***hes. Like midget, imp, hobbit or goblin. Shortstack means stacked.
More like shorthand(Ha!) For wide as they are tall.
Thanks for the reminder, anon. I almost forgot how cute she was to draw.
>Elves are 1000 year old short stacks, so you think she gives good head?
WHO STARTS A THREAD LIKE THAT
>season 13
What the frick?
Her voice turns me on.