>horror host like Elvira. It's such an easy gig.
Being Elvira isnt easy
It requires charisma, personality, wit, confidence
Women have none of their qualities
No it can't. Elvira is so hot even today because her tirs are real. Same reason Sydney Sweeney is so popular right now. Fake breasts don't even register as breasts to my neurons. A woman with fake breasts might as well be a troony from the waist up.
Those days are done. We're in a new saprophytic soulless era coasting off the remains of the previous with absolutely no original shit to replace anything
(Jenny) Ortega
Squidward
No one
Vomit
She had a whole tv show where she picked her replacement. She appears at conventions and will take over completely once Cassandra retires or dies.
She still had a show and cast one as her replacement.
She is just a wig and big breasts, that's pretty easily replaceable, especially if her replacement has even bigger breasts
Then why has no one done it?
The market for being the premiere big titty goth/horror girl is there but there haven't been any names since Elvira
>that's pretty easily replaceable
nah, they still have to be funny. Otherwise, they will just be boring like Darcy the Mail Girl
But that b***hes breasts are fake as frick. Anyone could stab her fake tiddies and the liquid would come out
You stab anyone anywhere and liquid will come out of them, dumbass.
No you dunce, I'm not talking about blood. You're a dope. Her tiddies are faaakeee
If you mean silicon then say silicon. Liquid includes blood, moron.
I'm surprised there's no big tiddy zoomer girls trying to become a horror host like Elvira. It's such an easy gig.
They are, they're female streamers and vtubers. Are you daft?
>horror host like Elvira. It's such an easy gig.
Being Elvira isnt easy
It requires charisma, personality, wit, confidence
Women have none of their qualities
>It requires charisma, personality, wit, confidence
I can think of two large things that count as all of those.
is that the secretary girl from twin peaks
>It requires charisma, personality, wit, confidence
Sochee has all these, except the giant knockers
>except the giant knockers
well that can be fixed
No it can't. Elvira is so hot even today because her tirs are real. Same reason Sydney Sweeney is so popular right now. Fake breasts don't even register as breasts to my neurons. A woman with fake breasts might as well be a troony from the waist up.
>poltard can't stop talking about trannies
shocker
ywnbaw sorry to say
>Sochee
zero sex appeal
100% attention prostitute
She's 70+ years old and I still want to motorboat those tiddies.
Wouldn't make sense as nobody watches horror film programs on TV anymore
>inb4 that one guy who posts about Svengoolie shows up
These shows moved to streaming services
Joe Rogan
Probably a troony
She's trying, but she's boring without Joe Bob
Oh her. Fantastic in a fishnet shirt but so very disappointing in general.
Well, there's a reason why she's a pornstar.
>bogged
>fake breasts
i'll pass
>i'll pass
You will never pass, troony!
Those days are done. We're in a new saprophytic soulless era coasting off the remains of the previous with absolutely no original shit to replace anything
>le current era bad because I'm a friendless incel
Gwengoolie when she decides to show off those booba and be less cringe
No one will replace her because 20 year olds don't have what she has: rizz, big breasts, playful joking non-preachy attitude, and immunity from wall
>Who will replace Elvira?
Once upon a time...
https://www.mojevideo.sk/video/ce6a/miss_hannah_minx_ako_elvira.html
elvira actually made a response to this video
Yeah it was easier to find that than the original, seeing as Minx/Jinx deleted all her videos ages ago
Hannah Minx
Elvira is one of the rare females that are actually funny.
Is she actually lesbian or just bi?