>a..at least we can die knowing we made putin look silly for a brief period
And that's a good thing.
No joke I actually wanted to donate at least $100 to the Notre Dame fire then the coof happened and I just love how it's just been memoryholed what happened to the funds, I didn't just dodged a bullet but a missile
There's no point anyway, british homes are so small there's nowhere to really put anything. Forget about having a basement, they're uncommon, you might have a garage if you're lucky
>council home
Those practically don't exist any more because most councils sold their properties to private investors, now they only have a limited amount and you've got to be incredibly lucky to get one. It's also Manchester, terraced houses are the average home in the north
This is exactly the sort of home I'd expect to be beuilt by the society that pioneered industrialization and sucked the soul and innocence tight out of the world.
For the Americans looking at this, most Brits don't live in this style of house. We haven't done this type of housebuilding in, well... I'm not a historian, but easily close to 100 years, and generally only in dense population centres for the purpose of housing workers for nearby industries.
Our houses generally aren't that big, but public housing from the 1930s onwards all the way to the drop-off and private boom of the 1980s are spacious enough to raise a family in. It's only in the last 40 years that our homes have been shrinking again.
British only have nukes with the permission of the US, Trident is controlled by the US and leased to the UK, UK doesn't have an independent nuclear authority. UK does whatever the US demands of it, so if they want to store nukes there they will.
Is the concept of Trident being owned by America so hard to wrap your little head around? Your only means of nuclear deterrence is Trident, which is leased to your so kindly by the US
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wheres the proof of your moronic claim tho? Because in reality the UK oes retain full operational control over the system. But you can cite your moronic cope propaganda. Also why aren't you getting fricked in the trenches? Go help your comrades revile some stress.
8 months ago
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Yeah when you rent something you’re allowed “full operational control” over it until the second the rental agreement is rescinded.
8 months ago
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The proof is not needed because it's obvious, you really think the US would allow the Brits to launch a nuclear strike on anyone? lol
Because you made it up? kek
8 months ago
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Bruh the Royal Navy leases tridents from the US. The UK does not have nuclear independence. Simple as.
8 months ago
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>sir you are leasing this car, that means you can only drive it when I say you can
8 months ago
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Yep.
8 months ago
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Yes there exists lease agreements that preclude specific/all acts, it’s why we’re making fun of “the uk’s” nuclear arsenal.
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The proof is not needed because it's obvious, you really think the US would allow the Brits to launch a nuclear strike on anyone? lol
one of the most surreal things about watching 70s movies and sitcoms that take place in cities is seeing how prevalent and normal literal flop housing was for regular middle class adults
if you took a 70s apartment building and transplanted it to today, not even homeless people would want to live there
Imagine marrying a bonger woman who at your death's door, while you desperately try to keep calm and retain what little dignity, faith and composure you have left while radiation is killing you tells you to be quiet, then you die. Never marry a british woman.
>all that British money went to Ukraine and Israel
>a..at least we can die knowing we made putin look silly for a brief period
well said, Ivan
>two more weeks!
seething
um zister you're using it wrong... that's our saying
No it isn't.
you're right we say 3 more days
>randomly bringing up current events
go back
cope levels off the chart
why aren't you fighting in the trench?
Isn’t that the thing you ask people who actually want a war?
And that's a good thing.
No joke I actually wanted to donate at least $100 to the Notre Dame fire then the coof happened and I just love how it's just been memoryholed what happened to the funds, I didn't just dodged a bullet but a missile
The frick are you on about? They're rebuilding the cathedral as we speak. You think just because its not on the news that it somehow isn't happening?
aren't they rebuilding it in some homosexual post modern style, though?
no, are you the same moron that thinks the UK doesn't have complete control over their nukes?
what the frick are you talking about?
when they were proposing the rebuilding of ND, the designs proposed were hideous modern trash
and they got denied? They went back with the classic design. They're literal using a special tree in the region for the wood works.
only people that shill for russia are the Black folk central asians and muslims invading it
Russia is rightful mongolian clay. Time to push polish-kievite scum out of it. Praise Chingis
That's just the NHS for you
Fourteen year old sister just farted right in my face. It sounded like a sheet tearing.
My favourite ones are when they sound like somebody stepping on a frog.
tch, damn brat
Lucky you.
>he doesn't have nuclear provisions that last 3-4 years
Do YOU?
There's no point anyway, british homes are so small there's nowhere to really put anything. Forget about having a basement, they're uncommon, you might have a garage if you're lucky
That'll be 400,000 bing bongs plus tax m8
Holy frick what a hell hole
grim
and these fricks try to talk shit on american suburbs
suburbs are heckin inefficient!
why wont you stupids get in ze block already!?!
Wait these are the same fricks who cry about American suburbs? At least in America you have a backyard bigger than two feet.
Those are the equivalent of the projects, not suburbs.
Where is this?
Sunbury.
>Surrey
lol, and I bet the houses in that picture are well over 500k
>implying this is the average home in the UK
what is a council home tho guys???
>council home
Those practically don't exist any more because most councils sold their properties to private investors, now they only have a limited amount and you've got to be incredibly lucky to get one. It's also Manchester, terraced houses are the average home in the north
>Americans get sad when they can't live underground
>he doesn’t want to dig a cave under the road to play poker with friends
KWAB
homie I love basements
cozy den
This is exactly the sort of home I'd expect to be beuilt by the society that pioneered industrialization and sucked the soul and innocence tight out of the world.
Those are brit homes though
This is actually pure SOVL.
For the Americans looking at this, most Brits don't live in this style of house. We haven't done this type of housebuilding in, well... I'm not a historian, but easily close to 100 years, and generally only in dense population centres for the purpose of housing workers for nearby industries.
Our houses generally aren't that big, but public housing from the 1930s onwards all the way to the drop-off and private boom of the 1980s are spacious enough to raise a family in. It's only in the last 40 years that our homes have been shrinking again.
I saw Shaun of the Dead. These homes are in walkable locations.
wow walkable cities
grim innit?
werent these built as places to store industrial workers when back british industry still existed
only plebs live in terraced housing. Semi-detached all the way homie
i grew up with front and back garden, because im not poor
>Semi-detached
>Semi
That's like saying your wife only has sex with other men on the weekend
>constantly is reading multiple safety pamphlets
>drinks radioactive water the first chance he gets
This guy wasn’t very bright
>constantly is reading
ESL
Should have stayed in the sacks, its their fault
Thread winner
There was graphite in the sacks
Love how bleak these movies were, the 70s/80s were a really bleak time for the UK so it fits perfectly
The nuclear bomb dropped on Sheffield caused 25 pence worth of improvements
>nuke goes off
>man cant take a poo now
>woman randomly pisses herself
wtf
it was misery propaganda to not have us nukes placed there
why do we need us nukes here lol? We already have a bunch of nukes.
British only have nukes with the permission of the US, Trident is controlled by the US and leased to the UK, UK doesn't have an independent nuclear authority. UK does whatever the US demands of it, so if they want to store nukes there they will.
again total shit, we don't need permission from the US to use our nukes lol
Yes you do lol, America literally owns the missiles and the UK cannot launch without permission
and where did you learn this from? Because it sounds like you've just been reading actual propaganda lol
he's clearly moronic.
Lay off the propaganda gopnik
Telling the truth isn't propaganda, recruiter.
is the concept of NATO and mutual defense really so hard to wrap your head around?
Is the concept of Trident being owned by America so hard to wrap your little head around? Your only means of nuclear deterrence is Trident, which is leased to your so kindly by the US
wheres the proof of your moronic claim tho? Because in reality the UK oes retain full operational control over the system. But you can cite your moronic cope propaganda. Also why aren't you getting fricked in the trenches? Go help your comrades revile some stress.
Yeah when you rent something you’re allowed “full operational control” over it until the second the rental agreement is rescinded.
Because you made it up? kek
Bruh the Royal Navy leases tridents from the US. The UK does not have nuclear independence. Simple as.
>sir you are leasing this car, that means you can only drive it when I say you can
Yep.
Yes there exists lease agreements that preclude specific/all acts, it’s why we’re making fun of “the uk’s” nuclear arsenal.
The proof is not needed because it's obvious, you really think the US would allow the Brits to launch a nuclear strike on anyone? lol
yes everything would be hunky dory if a real nuclear holocaust happened
This is the boomer equivalent of that time a chorus of african-americans sang a gospel song at Charles coronation.
>be me
>taking a massive shit
>nuke sirens start going off
>die laughing my ass off
why do american "take shits"? In my country we leave ours
>americans can't even shit without europoors obsessing about it
can't make this shit up
And now instead of nuclear winter britain has pakis and pajeets everywhere
worse than nuclear winter
me on the toilet yelling
>FOOKING HELL
>when emergency services arrive
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one of the most surreal things about watching 70s movies and sitcoms that take place in cities is seeing how prevalent and normal literal flop housing was for regular middle class adults
if you took a 70s apartment building and transplanted it to today, not even homeless people would want to live there
Could Cinemaphile outrun a nuke?
too busy posting on Cinemaphile to worry about all that
What would your last post be?
>fricking Black folk making some wailing noise outside
It would be cute and funny
>nukes aren't real you retar-
frick...
I need to actually watch this movie but i can't muster the courage to do it.
don't be a b***h
PEEETAAAH
Imagine marrying a bonger woman who at your death's door, while you desperately try to keep calm and retain what little dignity, faith and composure you have left while radiation is killing you tells you to be quiet, then you die. Never marry a british woman.
Reminder nukes aren't real
>nukes aren't rea-ACK
oops
Source?
>tfw the cake gets burnt
Trinity and Beyond is the most kino documentary.
have zoomers finally discovered the british nuke cartoon movie? did a youtuber make a video essay about it or something?
Yes
Should I watch it, or is it aimed towards children?
your wiener is aimed towards children
no
they said the Black person word so they're never coming