>Eminem accidentally becomes the most handsome actor to ever appear on the big screen
>Eminem accidentally becomes the most handsome actor to ever appear on the big screen
>Eminem accidentally becomes the most handsome actor to ever appear on the big screen
He really really likes women
all (successful) actors have sucked dick.
I bet Sylvester Stallone hasn't, since he got star power from writing and starring his own movie
You talking about the same guy who started out as a fluffer in some 70s porno?
He danced naked in a hippie circle in a movie in his younger days it wouldn't be surprising
Mom's spaghetti.
Daaamn whyte boi, you kinda cute doe!
>be Eminem
>make a movie about how fricking embarrassing your entire early life was (lived in a trailer park with mom, black dudes ran a train on your girl, choked in multiple public performances)
>movie gets incredibly well received
>never act again
Can't decide if this was based or cringe
that's clearly based, get your detector checked
act again
That is just wrong, check his IMDB before making yourself look moronic.
Marshall drunk posting on Cinemaphile after the Lions won.
>stars in a movie where he gets cucked by a black guy
HEE HEE
Yeh his eyes are dreamy but his mouth is a nightmare.
NOW THE FCC WON’T LET ME BE
America was a better place when him and Paul Walker were relevant
He’ll never recover after what Grandma did to him
OR LET ME BE ME SO LET ME SEE
Wiggers are deeply embarrassing.
awfully hot. coffee pot
should I pour it all over your head?
probly not
hi Em
>calling this embarrassing
this mother frickers were right
i looked into magnets
shits complicated
i don't actually know how they work on a atomic scale
we are the magnets. that's why it's important to be careful getting your face and ass too close to others.
the original midwit meme. magnetism is a fundamental force that can't be "explained", dumb people dont understand it and midwits think N/S & field lines is a real explanation
Isn't it just electricity?
major nerds have narrowed the fundamental nature of reality down to 4 things. electromagnetism, weak and strong nuclear, and whatever gravity is.
they're like the firmament of human understanding. hard to imagine anyone producing an "explanation" for why they exist as they do
It's a bunch of electrons spinning the same way, that's all you need to know.
ICP is surprisingly based.
all these years later and we still don't know.
He should have played Mad Max in Fury Road
>artist stops being relevant after he cures his crippling substance addiction
Why is this so common
people at their worst mentally seem to make the best art
>I've been playin gay peek-a-boo
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He's like a male Kristen Stewart in this.
wow. yes.
Imagine hating ICP.
ICP gave as good as they got. It was a turf war, honestly. Like Biggie vs 2 Pac. That war led to the most beloved rap music of all time!
How come I keep seeing Eminem at Lions games, but not my boy Kid Rock?
If they're going to have to compete with The Swifties in the Superbowl, we're gonna need them to work together.
Eminem has a better Oscar to film ratio than Daniel Day Lewis
You just hate me cause I'm black
I hate nothing
So what albums of his should I check out? I heard he is basically a master of language comparable to Bob Dylan.
Start from the beginning you stupid little homosexual.
his first album is comfy and not what you might expect
second album is quintessential 2000s edge
the rest is meh
Cage > Eminem btw
Based stony lodge anon
indeed
Marshall Mathers LP was the first time I remember people who never listened to rap buying a rap album
first three albums are his best. avoid everything he made after he killed slim shady
He ruined a generation of millenials. Im glad that he is peak wigger though and wiggerism has degenerated into this hilarious broccoli hair clown shit. Just straight up moronation.