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>another vidya movie that will be memed into box office success
Vidya consumers are the lowest of the low.
I'll take it over the same capeshit flicks releasing every 4 months
FNAF being so succesful while capeshit by Marvel bombed has made this a stone cold reality. Prepare yourself for endless vidya shit. Frick's sake.
>Implying that FNAF was bad
Isn't it almost your bedtime?
Now we are going to be in the era of video game movies until we are sick to death of those too.
Should have casted McKenna instead, she is a huge Minecraft dork
A movie can have more than one zoomer qtpie
should have casted this
>live action "MINECRAFT" movie
Hollywood is creatively bankrupt.
Hollyweird has always adapted shit from other mediums. Stories written specifically for film are and were a rare occurrence
>from other mediums
You mean books, which are not video games. The first video game movie didn't happen until 1982 when Tron came out.
Wow its almost like film is older than video games
Tron is not a video game movie is a movie based around arcade franzy with a sci-fi twist not a movie based in a video game YOU FRICKING moron
Minecraft movie ought to be a silent (non talkie) movie in the same way they do their animations during the special events and content releases.
No fricking voice actors.
Make a compelling narrative without dialogue.
Save a ton of money.
Have a massive hit.
Make everyone happy.
Kino
>1980s
>Vidya movies are universally panned and don't make money
>2020s
>Vidya movies are some of the only ones making money
What happened?
Cultural rot and consumerist no-life losers making vidya their whole personality.
1980s vidya movies tried to cash in on name brand and didn't give a shit about the games. 2020s movies know they have brand recognition but they're written with fans of the vidya in mind
Turns out fans will watch a movie if it respects the source material. Who would have thought?
society is healing
she must have a good agent
I watched some stupid film from Netflix named Family Switch because she was there and she's actually a carrying actress, she can hold up things pretty well by herself, also her legs showcase in that film was excellent. Hope she keeps getting roles not only because she's cute but because she can act very well.
Say that, they'll make male minecraft man a Black, so I'm not watching this one.
See kinda has a autistic round face, fits in great in minecraft
Frick off
IDRIS ELBA AS 'HEROBRINE'
troonyJACK AS 'THE CREEPER'
Is Mac still directing?
will she be playing the chicken egg or chicken legs?
>live action minecraft movie
what
Wow her career is really taking off lately
Is this the power of being a cute mildly autistic white girl?
why does she sweat in her sleep
Too many stuffed animals
haha ok oversharing but thnx
Emma: I sweat too much when I sleep
Me:
She's so cute.
Speaking as someone who is mildly autistic, you just know she was thinking about that the whole time afterwards because she probably just blurted it out in a panic
>oh god why did I say was sweat when I sleep?
there are no autistic girls
my mom works at school for autists and they have like 5 girls and 30 boys.
those girls are faking it to meet mr right
there's nothing wrong with talking about sweating in your sleep. I can imagine my coworkers joking about it it the office tomorrow.
We all know that's not sweat, Emma
Her eyes are so big and pretty
i haven't played minecraft in years. is there a queen or princess npc i don't know about? who else would she be playing?
On the first pic in the final film are less shoots than I wanted, i wish was a shoot like on that one. On the second outfit, the dance and party segment is longer and you can see her better, but the lighting is awful instead
Alex, I guess
this character sexually awakened a generation of zoomers
>zoomers
It's millennial. Zoomers haven't played it.
my nephew is like 10 and they all play minecraft
Minecraft was originally played by millenials but it quickly became a zoomer game
There's Alex and there's the Witch. I'd prefer her as the Witch because it would be funny.
what would a witch snood entail? a cute witches hat and cute witch skirt with sexy witch fishnets?
Doing funny witch stuff like throwing liquids on you. And yes, a big floppy with hat.
there's no flop with snood around
Snoods must floop
>Emma in a big witches hat
I didn't know I needed this until now
Come little snoodlins, I'll take thee away, into my garden of magic
she definitely has some nice pink panties under there
Do not lewd snood
lewd? who is lewding? i am snooding
Leg bros...
No Sarah Gadon = no kino
>"Steve," a bisexual agender sheep-presenting player character
Emma Myers career is really taking off!
being in wednesday really gave her a leg up!
should cast that dude with the square head on tiktok to play steve
Yes, live action is exactly what those millions of kids playing Minecraft have been waiting for.
why are we blessed with such s-tier Emmas
the universe compensating for Watson being so garbage
peak watson had legs out of this universe anon. snood will wall too.
Snood will always be pure of heart compared to Watson
Watson was garbage from day one
A shit!
i see snood i smile simple as
Same here bro
ideally i should impregnate snood now so in 20 years she'll be a 40 year old milf and we can frick all day while our kids are at college
>no
Do you think Emma is watching the Game Awards?
No
I mean, Mario's success is understandable.
Because it had the same 3D animation as the games.
But a live-action version of Minecraft?
Who asked for this?
>reboot of a reboot of a reboot of a reboot
>Cinemaphile seethes
>original movie
>Cinemaphile seethes
>sun rises
>Cinemaphile seethes
>sun sets
>Cinemaphile seethes
>snood simps getting excited for Mineslop
Not surprised these streets shiter who watch fricking Wednesday a show for teenage girls wanna watch a movie for white girls
How the frick you make a minecraft movie?
Is this another "isekai" shit like Mario was?
Fat black Black person and snood dyke out for 3 hours straight on brown bricks
Minecraft Steve in Smash is cáncer.
snuggling snood
Hanging her with all of her street shitting simps
seek help