Emma Stone in new film Poor Things

>”She reveals herself to be one of cinema's horniest legends, fricking her way across the European seaboard. Stone's performance matches that fearlessness; she goes for broke here, cumming loudly, her body and face hitting every note of the human sexual experience - thrill, disappointment, disgust, horror, intrigue. She's often totally nude, most notably during a delirious second-act turn as a hyper-intellectual French prostitute studying socialism and Goethe while dabbling in S&M, role-play, lesbianism, and being disinterestedly hung from the ceiling. As one character describes it, it's all an unapologetic "diabolical frickfest" that answers the oft-posted extreme-bummer of a Twitter thread about "unnecessary sex scenes" with one long, screaming orgasm.”

https://www.vulture.com/article/emma-stone-in-poor-things-yorgos-lanthimos.html

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick? They hire coomers to write at vulture? Also Stone is on her way to becoming worst Emma.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Also Stone is on her way to becoming worst Emma
      Naw, she's aging very gracefully. She's obviously not made up in this scene, and possibly even made down.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aging gracefully is just a way of saying she's stopped caring. Like I have. I'd spit on her if I saw her in real life.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're seriously going to look at OP pic and say that she's not outpacing Watson?!?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if that's a real quote but I don't want to give vulture clicks.

      Atleast she had a kid already

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Awful nose job

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'M OUTRAGED!!1 SHE SHOULD APOLOGIZE!!11

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Christ that sounds terrible

    Yorgos is becoming some kind of r rated wes anderson

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >studying socialism and Goethe
    Finna watch this on mute and skipping any scene she has clothes on

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What’s wrong with Goethe?

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    no thanks

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      More for me, homosexual

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      huh what u mean?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      flip the numbers

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    First J law and now best Emma? I love this new trend of dying Hollywood and aging starlets peddling smut in desperation to save their industry and careers.
    Delicious

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >unnecessary sex scenes
    but it's true though

    all sex scenes are pointless. so this film is certified trash.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      why does her face look so weird in this
      like weirder than normal

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        she looks the same, bro

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      why does her face look so weird in this
      like weirder than normal

      agreed I thought this was some haggard unknown actress, especially here it doesn't look anything like her

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        did they dye her eyebrows

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        she looks like she enjoys angela anaconda

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lesbianism
    >socialism
    >feminism
    >graphic sex
    Typical Eurotrash.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lanthimos renounces art and meaning for more hedonism, of which there's too much of it available elsewhere. Porn has ruined an entire generation of filmmakers.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    From Milan to Minsk?

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really don't want to see this frog faced b***h doing all that,thanks but no thanks

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    so... do i take my parents to go see it or not?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely. Your mom can suck you off while your dad crawls your tiny balls during the sex scenes. Best family bonding moment

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is how we do it in Europe!
        Fun for ze whole family hon hon!
        Le repressed Amerimutt not understand!

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are zoomers so anti-sex?

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are millennials such mindbroken degenerates

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never found Emma Stone attractive. She looks like she smells bad or something, I can't explain it

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Call me if she does a footjob scene, otherwise I don't give a frick.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wes Anderson but edgy and somehow, even more shitty

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pic related

      ...jesus, anon...
      i can never unsee that.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh hi Anon.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    whats with these feminist films revolving around vapid art hoes instead of STEM stacies

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was written by a gay scottish man in the early 90s

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    israeli degeneracy

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you don't like this movie yo're mysoginistic and antisemitist

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hyper-intellectual prostitute

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did she get surgery or something? She looks off. It's not like natural aging, it's like she is turning into the Zoomer pilled up dopey Ellish look. She looks like a fricked up clone of Emma Stone.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up you pathetic incel. Look at yourself in the mirror a moment before you post moronic shit like this.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably got put on some meds that fricked her up
      benzos for anxiety maybe

      Shut the frick up you pathetic incel. Look at yourself in the mirror a moment before you post moronic shit like this.

      what kinda advanced simping is this

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    she gets naked a lot in it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      post it

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fricking her way across the European
    women don’t frick. they get fricked.

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