She could play Barbara and mentor Cassandra Cain and Stephanie Brown in a Batgirls movie.
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Emma would make an amazing Batgirl
She could play Barbara and mentor Cassandra Cain and Stephanie Brown in a Batgirls movie.
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Could you save her?
If only. But if she's ever up for lunch or a coffee date, I'm game.
i can't even save my self
If I win the lottery I am proposing marriage.
She'd be the one saving me
she actually would have been a good Selina Kyle
or maybe Poison Ivy
in a Batman tv series
dunno if she is film-tier actress
I'd give her a hug and a kiss on the head
She'd fare better in an MCU role. Maybe as Lorna again.
I would suck and lick her nipples if they were very hairy.
with Kim Doyeon as Cass Cain and McKenna Grace as Stephanie Brown
>McKenna Grace as Stephanie Brown
Seeing her chest fill out....I'm actually ok with this for once
Bah wrong one
>Kim Doyeon as Cass Cain
Would fap.
No way doytoy's DSLs will fit inside the mask
DSLs you say?
I think she's about to snap, bros. She's 1.5 weeks away from being evicted, and she's about to lose her part time job at a children's golf camp because she keeps getting into stupid fights with her boss.
she can live with me!!
How do you know this?
Her latest instagram post?
>Nolan cuts her out because of his probably unfair set rules
>Gets into fights with her boss
Based Emma not a mindless worker drone who will such management dick to keep her job when they're hypocrites or related
>She's 1.5 weeks away from being evicted
she doesn't have enough money to pay rent from all the acting she does? she was just in a nolan movie
It was like a bit part, probably making scale for 1 day of shooting, and she hasn't worked much in the past 2 years. She's currently doing part time shit delivering for amazon, and is currently doing like some kind of temp gig as a camp counselor at a golf camp for children in the mornings.
She should spend it on a lawyer to get her crazy mother committed.
>She's 1.5 weeks away from being evicted
Did she leave a dollar amount for the rent she needs? I was going to wait before making another ebay purchase, but if she needs it...
I offered her a lot of money for her used panties.
wtf how come she doesn't have paypgs has she considered vydas/streaming?
She does Cameo. Has a patreon. And sells her clothes on ebay. bought a dress since I thought it would look good on a friend of mine for a photo shoot
is she selling gym clothing, preferably unwashed? asking for a friend
Imagine the smell
>I think she's about to snap, bros. She's 1.5 weeks away from being evicted, and she's about to lose her part time job at a children's golf camp because she keeps getting into stupid fights with her boss.
She's not at Amazon anymore?
she needs to start an OnlyFans, it's the only option
It's the most enticing one!
Does anyone know if the rest of the how and why episodes are on her paetreon?
What do you mean "the rest" There are only the 4 available and they're just up on apple podcasts/youtube or whatever.
There's only two on her youtube and she alluded to future episodes
pubes status?
Every post I see her make just makes her seem so naive and sheltered. Welcome to the real world, Emma. It socks, but we have to take care of ourselves before we can do anything about everything else. And the world conspires to keep us from doing that much.
it also gloves
She would be better in a sex scene filled Erotic Thriller. TOTAL CAPESLOP DEATH!
>Emma would make an amazing Batgirl
Emma have a background in dance?
the character is a master fighter
Barbara and Cassandra Cain have Ballet in common in the comics, but it’s not capitalized upon. With Emma's background it could make for a heartwarming moment.
homie. This is a Emma thread. Have you never heard of Bunheads?
This almost seems like a bait post to get people to post webms of Emma dancing. Of which I sadly have none, but by all means I hope other people post them.
>background in dance
I’ve got the perfect choice
>Batgirl
Imagine caring about such a boring moronic thing
Hey, with the one movie being memory holed to oblivion, I want a fresh start for my favorite redhead. Okay?
She could be selling gummi worms and haribo bears she kept in her ass and you'd be buying them by the pound but that won't restart her career. She needs to get in shape and glam it up a bit.
I unironically would buy and eat these
The problem is she's become a PR nightmare on social media over the course of being bored during the pandemic and not working. The only circles she could get into in the public eye now are the political commentator ones, and the problem with that is that her takes are incredibly naive and basic.
>and the problem with that is that her takes are incredibly naive and basic.
It's kind of endearing in a way, lends her an air of innocence.
Literal who?
Let me guess... female Magneto?
I hope she eaved her money.
Magneto's daughter, actually. And no, she didn't save her money.
Who the frick is Emma
She's Emma.
Emma Roberts.
Best Emma Roberts..
She wishes. Roberts is far uglier
She looks and acts like trailer trash girls that subsist on chips and weed. All she's missing is some hoodrat boyfriend that lingers around in the background semi-passed out on a couch.
Nobody is going to hire for anything if she at the very least doesn't start looking presentable when posting social media stuff.
>All she's missing is some hoodrat boyfriend that lingers around in the background semi-passed out on a couch.
I VOLUNTEER!
I rather like how she looks with her face filled out a bit. She was too emaciated before.
she is perfectly cute
she needs to get bucced
She's got the moves! <3
She's dancing around like that nutty girl who worked on that superhero tv show for the cw
>Too late to play Elizabeth
🙁
god damn you're right. The role she was born to play
this b***h looks like reviewbrah
I'm still wondering if this is always you who posts this, or if just many people have noticed.
It's one dude and you gave him his first (You) for his efforts.
Capeshit needs to die, just let it die
Please. I am already in love.
>28 years old
I'm surprised you guys aren't in here calling her a post-wall roastie
She's not a roasite because she is like within their reach.
I mean, she's still an actress, and probably has some standards. I doubt a fan of hers would have a chance.
I'm nearly 40
I'm not quite 'nearly 40' but I'm older than Emma, and wish she would let me help her.
Good for you guys. Better than the anons on here obsessively following teenagers. I was just surprised.
only on Cinemaphile do you get
>congratulations on not being overtly a pedophile.
Thanks though, I guess.
>Thanks though, I guess.
Sorry if that was awkward or backhanded or whatever. If it makes you feel any better, I'm 24 and mostly into old women.
I don't care dude I'm almost 50.
Buncha old pervs itt.
I'm allowed to simp for a girl who's only 4 years younger than me when I'm in my 30's, thank you. My last gf was 9 years younger than me... huh maybe I am an old perv actually?
>stabler.jpg
>SHE WAS 28 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FRICK
She's looking rough, but it's nothing she can't turn around.
the world needs cuteness
whatever is going wrong in Emmas life we need to help her
can we try to contact casting agents or producers? or contribute to some sort of gofundme?
She posts gofundmes for friends but not herself yet. Emma, please. If you truly are in need, let yourself be helped.
It's funny because the gofundme's she posts barely get any donations.
She has a patreon
does she post anything lewd on it?
No, it's mostly her ranting about how her boss is about to fire her because she wanted to give kids a drink of water.
She does say "I love you" to the listener a lot though.
The downside is that her life is falling apart and she isn't keeping to the schedule she committed to (no video today for example, or thursday, and another one of last week's videos was late) and I assume she feels bad about it which is going to make her feel like more of a loser. But I hope she knows it's okay for her to not post every single day.
>She does say "I love you" to the listener a lot though.
>She does say "I love you" to the listener a lot though.
Ah... my heart! I know she's just being sweet, but at least I can hear the words.
She should update her schedule to allow her some breathing room. It can be hard to stick to a regular schedule in the best of times
Does she explain what happened to the how and why podcast
NTA but I don't think anything's happened, it seems to be on a weekly schedule now.
She's probably working on the next one as we speak.
This
I don't think there's any story, she's just in the process of making them. She just released a couple in quick succession but I don't think the plan was to do them like every day.
>how her boss is about to fire her because she wanted to give kids a drink of water.
i thought she was an actress
She has to do odd jobs cause she can't find work as an actress. Idk why no one will cast her. Well now there's the writer's strike. She also turned down a role cause it required nudity.
>Well now there's the writer's strike
Had an actor on the bus complain about being out of work because of it. Wonder how bad things will get. The studios aren't likely to buckle when they can replace everyone with AI.
>She also turned down a role cause it required nudity.
That's too bad. I'm all for gratuitous nudity, but she would look beautiful if it was something tasteful too.
She talks about it here https://youtu.be/H8iGmMukUfg?t=3865
Oh, Emma. I hope she makes it, lads. And if she does deign to show us her body, I hope it's part of a project she can be proud of.
>She also turned down a role cause it
I guess she wants to be homeless.
There's always wage slaving. She'd make a ton of tips with her sweet disposition as a waitress.
Getting a job as a waitress in LA I imagine is super competitive
The frick did she do with all the money she earned when she was acting? Dumbass women are financially moronic.
She wasn’t earning big bucks she stars in relatively small stuff and was supporting her crazy mom while living in expensive af LA
Even a regular role on a TV show isn't enough for LA Rent. And she probably didn't have a modest apartment.
the tv shows she was on weren't paying millions per episode
and her parents or manager probably stole what she did make
Momagers are the worst for this. Always so entitled.
Her parents were stealing all of her money
When you're that pretty you're not homeless, you're sucking some dude's dick for rent.
she's 100% my type
god, she's so cute
im not rich and i don't live in US
99% of actors have part time jobs idiot.
Not actors people KNOW though.
>She does say "I love you" to the listener a lot though
I really hope someone picks her up to do an audiobook. She has the perfect voice for it, and I want to hear her say more.
>The downside is that her life is falling apart
>downside
That's like her main appeal.
She also has pretty eyes. Gorgeous smile. A rapturous voice. Goddammit... I think I have it bad, lads.
>Will never have an Emma gf
🙁
She has ayylmao eyes, like that other actress everyone here obsesses over, Ana-Taylor Joy or whatever the frick her name is. You incels have some weird tastes.
Emma's singing makes me feel warm inside https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj4sTB5EdNA
imagine if she put out an album and Cinemaphile neets went to the bars and coffee shops she performed at for her tour
>embryos cannot give informed consent
kek based cute schizo
I get the feeling she'd make a good mother once she works through some issues.
Emma pulls off the female supervillain look really well
She'd make a good sorceress in a fantasy flick too.
>forced by her mother to go on a date with a 17 year old and kiss him
so the kid was the son of some big shot producer right?
Lucky guy.
I want to kiss Emma.
emma!
>HIPS
A true successor to Yvonne.
…That’s not Emma
Cute!
Because she's batshit insane?
Nope. We need established actresses not nobodies.
She's A List in my heart.
Yeah but your heart is probably all fatty and fricked up and you don’t matter as a person:
Which Emma is this?
Dumont(Roberts)
Damn, she looks ravishing in red with how pale she is.
yeah, I love it, I need more pics of her from that day
damn, look at those lips and legs. i want her to frenchkiss me and choke me with those legs
This is what we deserve
Why didnt you save her, Cinemaphile?
Would that I could. I'm living at home myself.
Emma, I will hire you to be my secretary for 125k a year. You must wear open toed shoes, non negotiable.
I would love to put her in six inch heels.
and i'd love to put six inches in her, if you know what i mean
Emma does't do that kind of stuff. She is a very nice lady who needs foot rubs everyday
>ywn ask Emma about how her day was while massaging her feet
I haven't given up hope, one day I'll post candids of her foota on Cinemaphile... I believe.
god, i wish that door was me
I can save her, I promise
godspeed
do it for all of us
I would love to paint her blue like the avatars
she is incredibly gorgeous and deserves a better deal than what shes currently got
HHHHHNNNNNGGGGG
peak ribs
peak tummy
peak armpits
i would marry emma
My pp
Her tummy
Nuf said
muh dick
how the frick is she single
She’s probably lesbian or a huge c**t
A-are those hairy arms? Foooook that's my weakness
Sex scene with Emma?
rare
Tall girls were made for tall heels.
I feel so lonely bros
just imagine how thick her thighs and belly are getting now that she is carb loading poor people food
I hope she's having sweet dreams tonight.
I don't get it, she really can't even get stuff like cellphone or wendys commercials? Or car insurance or something? Just to pay the bills for now.
These ads only hire black people or gays
No she'd play the black guy's wife or the mom of a black kid, of course.
>had some nice boobies even when she was skeleton mode
>tall
>wide hips
>high IQ
She has perfect genetics. Is bad parenting enough to frick it all up so badly? I never even stood a chance than...
>>high IQ
you simp homosexuals really are fricking moronic
AI or shop?
Emma would make an amazing wiener sleeve
big if true
Legs for Miles
this loser always posts about worst Emma so early in the morning I can only assume he's European
frick off moron
You mean the guy who posts about Emma Watson in the archives?
She was like a beautiful mantid before she bloated up.
Unsightly
Should Emma sell her soul and come to Cinemaphile for help? We're the only ones obsessed and invested enough to do anything.
She should come to me
You guys would just use her for dirty things
Well, yeah. Cleaning my dad's boat is gonna be messy but we could use the extra help.
>boat
Your subconscious betrayed you you cowardly sex fiend, you say boat as if it's a Mike Rowe you're planning but in reality you want to take her to international waters. I don't even want to begin to imagine the kinds of depraved things you are planning.
>depraved things
Like fishing together and then cuddling and kissing under the warm blanket, while the waves gently rock the boat and you both look into the starlit sky, and then she rests her head on your chest and tells you in between the sobs how much you've helped her turn her life around when all seemed lost, and you'd just say that you love her, gently stroking her hair and holding her close, wanting this moment to last forever? Right?
A plan like that would only work in international waters. I see you've thought this through. I just remember the brave people of the Coast Guard never rest. They are always patrolling the high seas ready at a moments notice to snap into action and ensure the safety of all. Don't be surprised if you get a rude awakening before you came emotionally nurture the poor girl on open waters.
>t. jealous puddle pirate that wants to steal her from me
If she's so hard up for money, maybe she should sell some of those fancy clothes.
thats literally what shes been doing
ive already bought a jacket and boots off her ebay
You should send them back to her.
Still waiting on her to sell her bra or panties.
I'd be happy if her used clothes keep some of her scent.
You fricking simps make any excuse to defend her bad life choices.
I can fix her. I can fix here in a safe place like the landlocked state of Idaho. Away from the horrors of Hollywood...
Who is defending her choices? She's just been dealt a bad hand.
She just proves that having shitty parents will frick you up no matter what qualities you personally have. I relate to her strongly. God, I wish we could just whine about our upbringing together...
QRD?
i dont pay attention to movie stars so i dont know who this is or whats the big deal.
all im gathering is that she is supposedly about to be homeless.
how can an actress be homeless?
she's the latest /ourqueen/
im gathering that. but why and how is what i wanna know.
She's Emma Dumont, an out of work actress that doxxed herself on a tiktok video showing her resume, an anon prank called her using a website and her reaction was heart meltingly adorable.
Bump
Looks like we've been autosaged yet again, Emmabros...