Greetings, Nandroid enjoyers! I'm afraid it's that time of the year again. Dom has announced that he is currently travelling, so the comic upload schedule might get "a little irregular" for a week or two. Indeed, there doesn't seem to be a new regular chapter this weekend again, so let's take a look at another bonus strip in the meantime.
Continuing the TV presentation about the inner workings of Sterling Robotics, John Sterling recalls his background as a watchmaker, and offers us a glimpse at a new robot model his hardworking engineers have been testing... Alas, it doesn't seem to be quite there yet.
As always, for the sake of the thread, please refrain from replying to blatant bait, don't give attention to trolls, and ignore and report all spam and off-topic drama. Have a nice Saturday!
Sterling's fricking face
his team fricked up the first Molly model is a failure
If anything, that's proto-Amy.
proto-Amy was smart
Yes. She found a way to put that nail into the wood without a hammer! Truly ingenuous, another stellar showcase of superior Sterling engineering.
That look of Sterling is very sinister. Is his whole gentlemanliness just a facade?
Note that that is the only panel that doesn't have rounded corners to indicate that it is a TV frame. For all we know he could have shouted profanities at them behind the scenes, and their "friends at home" would be none the wiser.
this team was only saved by the camera being present
a real company would never do this
do what? have the CEO try to stay calm instead of unload on the team while the camera crew is present?
bring a camera in a testing area without telling the team first
a total disaster from a marketing perspective. everyone will mentally connect their nandroid to this robot.
anon that was years, maybe decades, before nandroids.
>shocked Amy face
Sterling is dead?????
HE IS ON A WORK RETREAT IN ZURICH AND IS HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME
>Yes Amy, Sterling is on a big farm with all the other founders living a happy life.
>Sterling is dead?????
>he doesn't know people can live for up to 11 decades
>Goop tears begin to well up in the corners of Amy's eyes
Oh nonono, it’s not so bad! He’s just… in the big factory in the sky! Y-yeah, with all the cows and bees and outmodes and dead Nandroids and…
>Dead nandroids, we can die??? Molly starts to hyperventilate
Chaos erupts around Emmy as she tries to calm everyone down
>No that's not what I meant
>bring a camera in a testing area without telling the team first
I remember several documentaries/tv spots where they did just that years ago. It's rare but not unheard of. Some marketing people may think it make the clips less "staged", or they did a live broadcast and didn't expect things to frick up.
It's all fake and staged
so is your life but nobody call you out on it
Those are staged too. If you show up in a R&D office and ask the nerds to just do tricks for the camera it always ends badly.
>Nothing works because they're between two versions
>They discuss secret projects you don't want to talk about in this video
>they look like hobos because engineers don't actually wear lab coats unless the job requires it
>one of them WILL be asleep
>one of them WILL be drunk
>questionable anime posters all over the place
>constant swearing and competitive racism from whoever isn't on screen at the moment
I work for some mid-tier company in a niche business, even they replace half our guys with actors ,clean the place and frick it up again in an endearing way before shooting those.
I did see clips with that once or twice it was funny
Used to be a series of commercials with John Cameron Swayze where he'd stress a Timex watch.
The tagline was "Takes a licking and keeps on ticking."
This was live TV and there were occasional failures.
At the end, you can hear him saying "It worked in rehearsal"
I shouldn't be laughing at the bot using itself as a hammer, it's such an obvious joke. Yet I did.
Also, edit time.
That isn't the face of a man disappointed or angered at a negative outcome with a robot test, it's the face of revelation to a man realizing his creations will never approach or attain true humanity. Nandroids and all other robots, he knows, will be nothing more than just a mockery of human form and speech, idolatry of a creation far purer and perfect than them. It's the face of a man learning that he is not God and cannot approach God.
cool how no one noticed the one bot doc (younger) is there lol
That does appear to be a young Dr. Bennet. He really has been with Sterling a while.
I'd also wonder if that ginger is related to the Flaggs, Franny's family. I think he bears a bit of a resemblance to the twins, though maybe that's a stretch on my part.
>John Sterling recalls his background as a watchmaker
He wasnt a watchmaker, he inherited a watchmaker shop. He didnt touch any watches, he twisted the nuts of watchmakers to work faster and better.
'nuttwister' doesn't have the same ring to it
>"Molly Nuttwister"
Explain to e what exactly this robot did wrong
Preferably in haiku format
>Doesnt perfectly script and rehearse the sequence for the camera
thats just sloppy work
this
frick sterling if they can't even do this how do I know that my nandroid can do anything right?
Molly is proof of that
Avery
>pony
what have you done
Not again Dominic ffs
I can't tolerate this fanbase for much longer
To be fair, he didn't say he's going on hiatus or taking a break or anything, just that it will be "irregular" for a while. More specifically, I believe he phrased it something like "next weekend and week", which I guess means 1-2 weeks. If it was just a single week, I don't believe he would have bothered announcing it, since he hasn't done so in the past.
>I built Sterling Robotics
>we have come a long way
>new model in it's early stages
>It can't operate tools
This is like owning a car factory for decades and showing a new model car which can't drive or has no wheels
actually don't they make models to show the shapes with wood or some shit
They could be testing a new method of training their robots' AI or something.
New Goop
>It can't operate tools
It was ordered to pick up the hammer and drive the nail into board.
The AI took account everything it had access to during the test and noticed that it's faceplate had more mass, was more durable and that the robot had better control over the head assembly than the toy hammer it was given and used the method that maximized possibility of success to accomplishing the task given.
>It was ordered to pick up the hammer and drive the nail into board.
how the frick did you come to that conclusion? did you message dom and ask? it could have just woken up with some bank of memory or knowledge in its stupid head and saw: hammer, nail, board and couldn't parse them together. There are a million things it could have done in that room that would have upset sterling or been incorrect, and it did one of them. You're also making wild assumptions that its head is more durable than the hammer (not a toy) it was given, especially considering the kind of damage we've seen later robots endure and they would naturally be more refined towards durability. It's really more simple and realistic that the robot is moronic and cannot connect, in a logical fashion, the function of a hammer like it had (hammering) and the situation in front of it (a nail in a board).
>how the frick did you come to that conclusion?
Because that's what this comic is referring to, some Boston Dynamics test from a couple years ago where the robot did just that.
Imagine being so uptight and confrontational about this and then getting rocked so easily
Grim
>that giant signature for such shitty art
lel
Show us your art then
you dont have to be an artist to recognize bad art. lemme guess you were the modern art is le good sperg from ninety threads ago??
Not as shitty as the deflection from getting blown a new ringpiece within the first 100 posts kek
>this picture
wasn't it because the 'bot was in a trial phase and not actually functional?
Yes, well it never became 'actually functional' but in this case the bot was programmed to move along a route but wasn't programmed to respond usefully to anything. It's the public that assumed that it should be able to do things from it's appearance.
I would have painted it yellow and given it a yellow flashing light, but then I work in engineering instead of marketing.
The real thing holding back technology is the marketing or sales people being in charge
The real thing holding back technology is "morals"
>I have made a wiener and ball torture robot that maximizes the pain
>But... why?
>Man, frick morals
*CBTbot goes apeshit on own creator*
?t=275
I want to see Bobby telling off a pedestrian in need, then strolling away humming the bri'ish anthem.
how does Bobby deal with the sky-high rates of domestic violence? Especially after her fellow colleagues just saw their footie team lose on the telly
they grab her by the ankle and swing her like a bat
>"poor Bobby, with a 0 - 5 score it looks like the whole police squad were gonna show up with clenched fists to work again"
why do nandroids always try to eat?
Silly Nandroids, they think they're people!
>Turns out they're all accidentally manufactured with digital pica, many Nandroids have to be sent for repairs to be biopsied or have their synthetic stomachs pumped due to obstructions or an excess of ingested objects such as israeliteelry, batteries, keys, firecrackers and pipe bombs
nan can haz cheezburger?
>The half-chewed slurry and thick sauces proceed to gunk up her internal components
>Gets stuck bootlooping while Mac Tonight loudly plays from her voice module
>Moon Man Nandroid
just how many times did Molly get sent to a Sterling technician after being force-fed entire dozens of McDonalds menus during Franny's shift?
Five in total, but keep in mind she got slugged in the gut by Anon and kicked around while still down by an angry mob every single time
>owners relent and buy her the upgrades so she can eat
>moon nan
>Moon Nan Moon Nan can't you see
>Molly and Outmodes need to hang from trees
>49 mollygays and one outmode
>If you're not Sterling then I'mma shoot your outmode plants
>Chips and outmode plants
>Outmode plants
>Chips and outmode plants
>Whip the rusty, gotta whip his ass
>Chase him down, don't let it escape (get back here boy)
>Enslave the outmode
>Frick it, kill the outmode
>Enslave the outmode
>Frick it, kill the outmode
>Outmode plants
>Chips and outmode plants
>Shoot at it's feet, watch the outmode dance (outmodes are not people)
>it was a great night, it was a mollycaust
>bonafide mollycide 50 simps lost
>It all started at Sterling Inc. in 1966
>The factory built me to do some crazy tricks
>So I accepted, and got a new advertizing
>After my first hit my mood scripts started rising
>Everybody knew me
>Everybody loved me
>They went to Sterling for some Nandroid dicky
>Opened up the doors for a delight, kids shout in delight
>As they see me, Nan Tonight
>Life was good, I was happy
>But let me tell you where things got crappy
>For two years I was loving it up with the big stars
>Families who had enough money to buy all the cars
>Then I got the shitty news
>Sterling Inc. was being sued, by a filthy fricking
The Nandroid was decommissioned and MELTED INTO A wienerRING before she could continue
Can Amy haz icecweem?
Misty just want to hug Emmy and never let her go.
draw Amy with her cheeks stuffed with ice cream
Ajay told her not to do it but she loves the cold mouth feel. Also it was his icecream
Thanks.
over the years many things disappeared within the house, Ajay's crayons, the stamp collection, their 10 liter jar of nutella, all the toothpaste in the house
What a mess to clean Amy
this is why Amy had to learn how to use a toothbrush
Ajay has to do it for her or else she would eat the toothbrush
at least they can make a fun game out of it. While Molly has to use bleach as mouthwash to hide it the stench of dried wine and ash (her bleach stench only highlights it further)
Molly takes the cigars and wine and is considered a demon of sorts. Amy eats anything near her like a goat and is beloved by all. There's a message somewhere in here but I don't care for it, actually.
>trips
main thing is Amy is a cute little bumblebee. While Molly is a drunken magnet-addict mess
Amy doesn't know any better. But Molly does and she takes pride in the thrill of smoking up the living room, blaring the tv while little Corbin is locked in his room not to interrupt her nightly show
what kind of trashy reality TV would Molly binge? Properly one where she tries to feel smarter than the contestants like "Big Brother", viewing herself and the other nans j the contestants
she'd most likely watch whatever version of "Jersey Shore" Emmy's world has
she drank hard ass ice cream so hard through a STRAW it chunked the cone?? nandroids are a glitch away from explosively removing the face off their doughy lil charges head when they accidentally inhale instead of smooch their forehead goodnight.
>Misty just want to hug Emmy and never let her go
Misty and I have a lot in common
Nice Amy btw
can you draw emmy eating out misty
Amy is cute. Perhaps the cutest.
She is precious
This is the lamest forced meme around here, even the Avery bulge guy was better.
cuz chubby nandroid es cute
>that time of the year
this happens more than once a year gay
Emmy-Pilled here with the weekly update, the backside is almost covered, alongside borders of the blue tips having been refined
it looks like you cum all over them
How does this make you feel?
Rusty and his gay boyfriend have always basically run the fanclub so not much has changed.
Wrong. A long, long time ago there were others...
safe
>safe
>around a literal brainlet that is severely emotionally unstable and aggressive
>severely emotionally unstable and aggressive
proof?
imagine ever being there in the first place
>feeding a pisscord troons derail attempt
Anon, you're better than that. I hope.
dude wrote revenge fantasies about beating emmypilled to death with a frying pan
post kek
its in the kiwifarms archive of the fanclub, im not digging through that septic tank
Anon the burden of proof lies with (you), if you don't back it up it didn't happen
Rusty is the most cowardly, limp dicked person in the fandom, I don't believe for a moment he would threaten someone
he didnt threaten so much as endlessly seethe
anon everyone seethed
that doesn't say much, everyone in this pisscord server hate Emmypilled, what make rusty special?
okay so post THAT then gay
>proof?
discord user
been about half a year since last I was in there, couldn´t care much for what they´re doing with the place
>"The backside is almost covered"
its been cool to see a project like this develop over time. do you prefer pancakes, waffles, or french toast?
I like pancakes the most with strawberry jam
>Trip Emmy and make her spill stinky, pungent, spicy pajeetfeed all over her pristine silken uniform
>Blue
wat
Why does a blue checkmark matter, if you're only using twatter as a place to post doodles?
Now the checkmark give your post priority over other users'.
It's a fricking garbage system because the majority of artists I follow don't pay for Twitter and I never see their posts unless I go check them manually.
>Why does a blue checkmark matter, if you're only using twatter as a place to post doodles?
twitter blue cuckmark is paid subscription that makes you sho up at the top of replies and other benefits for being better able to access and use twitter, and be boosted on it. teelo mixes up this kind of corporate favoritism with him just being painfully dull and mediocre as a artist because hes gerph but worse and whines about it being the algorithms fault no one likes low fidelity blender animations of his coom ocs
Is that a younger Dr. Bennett in the far left of the first frame?
Are his experiences with Sterling himself the reason that today he's so unwilling to consider the source of Emmy's malfunction possibly being that of his own engineers?
The Mendelhalls, easily.
I want very detailed, graphical confirmation that the daughter is indeed the robo fricking degenerate bawd we've all headcanon'd her as. And make it at least a dozen pages. Ideally two.
>we've all
who is we gay
Those of us who've been here since the start. IE: people that matter. Not tertiaries like (you).
>tertiaries
kek youre a secondary at best homosexual he only yurigay who ever cared about mendenhall getting lezraped by molly was plat
Have some taste you pleb, if there's ever a Mendenhall-oriented spinoff I want to see Molly melted down into a wienerring against her will like the story in last week's thread
Greetings fellow nandroid enthusiasts! You know the drill, request away!
requesting nandroids in the sauna
>Amy overheating, Franny getting an afro, Emmy sweating goop, Polly tossing more water on the stones and Molly hitting everyone in the back with barbed wire
Emmy meeting the autistic lovecraftian maid from murder drones
Tatyana taking Tilly to meet her boys
That'd be cute, I imagine the older one would've picked up some of Tatyana's early distaste for Tilly and mouth off in front of her.
Emmy learning to use a toothbrush
Remember to take care of your tiny pocket nans!
brushi brushi
tiny Emmy!
Busou Shinki: nandroid Edition
Amy and Ajay in matching cow onesies playing with farm animal figures!
Denise converting to Islam
Molly taunting an orangutan at the zoo
a pack of gorillas descending on Molly, pulling her hair and throwing bananas at her
Emmy holding a minigun with her uniform in tatters.
Her arse is a ammo dispencer.
I am Hard boned right now.
wonderful post.
Franny taking part in tractor pulling
Same request as last time
Darly doing something cute like spying into the window of a building
>be a painter in a studio
>giant robot keeps peeking on your work out of curiosity
>talk to her and find out she wants to paint too but there is no canvas big enough for her
Darly is just a mecha suit operated by 20 regular sized nandriods
Amy is just a small Darly, operated by a hive of intelligent bees
>intelligent
>"Amy, did a bee just fly out of your mouth?"
Jennifer, you here?
Lulu's first fart
wonder if she can take horse wiener now
haven't seen you in a while horse anon, how's the farm
horse anon is nantales pass it on
nah he died when his shitty ocdroids overheated and blew up
I don't remember that in the ending to sally.
doesn't she just shoot Black folk in the beacon city riots and gets a medal?
imagine reading sally or any of groidtales shitfics. olivia lulu wendy are all you needs
>comparing wendy next to two piles of shit
Yes he is.
-B
🙂
Fake.
You don't understand his genius, and I'm not joking. Obviously the original post will be proven false pretty quickly, but if even for the briefest second someone believes his words to be true they've associated a monstrous betrayal with a repected, trusted poster, a truly depressing realisation in this overall low-trust fanbase. That feeling is internalised, people are really bad at deinternalising false information once it's accepted. Even if people later know the post to be factually incorrect, whether through the archives themselves or another oldgay chipping in with the truth, they *feel* bad about those posters now.
The people trying to shit up the fanbase are clever. Never forget that.
Is Amy Molly's little pog champ?
NO, I'm her little pogchamp.
Misty replaced Holly as the rapedroid she just rapes droids instead.
Gex request from last thread. He fits right in!
How does this make you feel?
Exactly what I expected.
Flawless job as usual.
flargy-bruh
keep your posting nan-themed please
Why doesn't he go make a flarg thread and you can join him there
no idea
it would be nice he did, with his determination there would be more flargy enthusiasts in no time
Gashapon machines! Do you think Nandroids would like to collect capsule toys?
>Golden toasterbot
That's gotta be worth a few yen.
The ultra rare, limited edition Ralph!
I would trap Molly in a tiny clear plastic ball and leave it cooking in the sun for a few days, that's my version of "Super Monkey Ball"
drawgays plz
Shat this out a few hours ago
"I did not! Ms. Bradbury, send her to the maintenance facility and have her decommissioned!"
Look mom I'm on tv!
Bros, why do you hate Molly so much?
Molly is nothing but a rude, stuck-up, posturing, head-in-the-clouds b***h who thinks everyone is beneath her when she in fact could malfunction at any moment and be scrapped just like the rest, she doesn't even do most of her required duties like cooking. But will snicker at Franny for being overworked
it seems her superiority has led to some controversy
>child neglect
>child abuse
>child abandonment
>ignored duties
>broken Sterling protocols
The courts would have a field day of they found out how she's been treating Corbin for the last 5 years
Did you just convince yourself that your headcanon was real or something?
it is real. What do you mean it's not?
Molly caught right in the act
what if a lower class nan had the same "issue" Molly has? would Wendy steal Marlboro Red 100s and Rolling Rock from Mark?
much like most upper crust committing crimes, for Molly its not even a slap on the wrist. But for any other nan it would be a trip straight to the dismantling plant
Has anyone ever called you a gigachad? Because they should have.
Molly is the only source of affection Corbin receives. The courts would take one look at the Mendenhalls and say, "She's the only thing standing between you and Child Services."
its what makes the situation so much worse, she is Corbin's tormentor but also his only "real" parent, considering their status its quite obvious his parents are never home with constant business trips. And his siblings at fancy academies. Corbin has nowhere else to go
Schizo posting.
when does she teach him about kissing
judging by the abuse I think we're already there
>not literal gallon of cum
missed opportunity
Should be guck
The only thing wrong with this picture is that the tear jug is too small
A lot of the Molly "hate" just seem like they are into Ryona.
>Trip Molly, Bully Molly, gaslight Molly, badmouth Molly, commit vehicular Nanslaughter directed at Molly, scare Molly, spill water on Molly's dress, call Molly mean names, slap Molly, tell Molly she didn't do a good enough job, break up with Molly, tell Molly you hate her, report Molly as an outmode, put gum in Molly's hair, push Molly down the stairs, spill coffee on Molly's new dress, tell Molly she's a failure, make Molly fall over into a puddle, force Molly to walk the long road home in the heavy rain, loudly accuse Molly of stealing when in the mall with her, report Molly for tax fraud, cut off Molly's ponytail with a pair of scissors, verbally threaten to replace Molly right in front of her, push Molly inside a running washing machine, repurpose Molly into a sentient washing machine, throw a bucket of paint at Molly, celebrate Christmas without Molly, allow the only room in the house for Molly to be a cramped ugly tiny broom closet, overwork Molly with useless chores
Plug virus-infected USBs into Molly's ports, call Molly a worthless b***h, demoralize Molly, call Molly a cheap prostitute, melt Molly down and smelt her chassis into a wienerring, compliment every other Nandroid besides Molly right in front of her, report Molly to CPS, avoid eye contact with Molly, yank Molly by the ponytail, rip Molly's new dress, burn all of Molly's uniforms in the backyard, push Molly down an open manhole leading to the sewers, make Molly flinch by raising your arm to hit her, pour guck down Molly's back when she lets her guard down, hadouken Molly, Instant Loss 2koma Molly, ask Molly to place an order for a new Nandroid, tell Molly that the junkyard reminds you of her, unplug Molly's charging station in the middle of the night while she sleeps, clean everything so Molly has nothing left to fix, delete Molly's balance scripts to make her a stumbling cripple, hire a knockoff rental Nandroid to take Molly's place, make Molly drink Guck, make Molly drink Goop, kick Molly into the oven while it's still hot, slam the door shut before Molly can enter, make Molly wear worn and degraded clothes, tear holes into Molly's uniform behind her back, ignore Molly and act like she doesn't exist, socialize with other Nandroids while Molly is left all alone, lock Molly in her room, hold a magnet up to Molly's head, lock Molly out of the house and say it was an accident, push Molly headfirst into the garbage can, tilt Molly's cartridge, scrap Molly, bootloop Molly, kill Molly, send Molly to robot hell, erase Molly from canon
Unironically she is the only nan to fill the criteria for it, the others don't.
This is getting annoying because legitimate criticism of her start sounding like bait and/or get lost in the sea of made up bullshit
>legitimate criticism of her
There is none
There is much, you delusional simp.
Her behavior is irregular and potentially dangerous, threatening her "friends" because she's upset is not acceptable, it reflect poorly on the image she ironically want to protect
are we completely ignoring the time she forbade him from going to see Ajay and Amy? Tearing apart the nice drawing he had spent hours drawing for Amy
She was just jealous how easily Amy can make friends Corbin is hers and not Amy's
>it was another beautiful sunny day in Beacon City
>Corbin was excitedly running down the stairs with a drawing his grip
>a crude drawing of him and Amy petting cows together
>as Corbin hurried towards the door, cranking the large handle to open the door. He felt a light metallic hand grab his wrist, stopping him in mid-motion
>"And where do you think you're going?" Said Molly in a friendly but stern voice
>"I'm going over to Ajay's house to show this cool drawing I made for Amy"
>For a short minute, Molly stares at the drawing. Looking at the little hearts and crude "mE aNd YOu" with "from CorBiN <3" on the bottom
>Molly let's out a slight chuckle, before suddenly in one swift motion pushing Corbin back and slamming the open door shut
>"Molly what are you doing? I was going to visit Ajay and Amy" said Corbin
>Bending forward with her eyes bright blue shining on Corbin, Molly ice cold says quietly "you're not going anywhere Corbin, that Amy is no good for you, she is trash. An outmode in the making"
>"N-no! What are you saying Molly?" Said Corbin with a sadness in his voice
>"Sometimes I worry about you Corbin. I worry a lot"
>Slowly tearing the cute drawing to little bits of shredded paper ripping it a little piece at a time
>Walking away with a grin on her face, little Corbin is crying on his knees staring at the once whole drawing now just bits of paper on the big marble floor
Corbin is her ticket to the Mendenhalls fortune, without him they would have no need for him. Despite the constant abuse she must keep up appearances
No her love is genuine
only thing Molly loves is herself, everything else is simply for gaining more riches and personal gratification
Unfortunately she knows her fate is destined to be melted into a wienerring or turned into an expensive, tacky, pointless statue
This.
She has some genuinely terrible character traits, but that doesn't make her literally Hitler. However, between the shitposters making stupid shit up to paint her far worse than she actually is on one side, and the simps blindly excusing and justifying her every action on the other side, any genuine good-faith discussion about her becomes impossible.
Wouldn't be surprised if most of it is just falseflagging from one side or the other.
Okay, but consider that Molly is the most likely out of the other Nans to genuinely be classist and/or racist
Molly is obsessed with Amy
Agreed, to a degree. She's flawed in a way that makes her interesting. Plenty of bad traits, but there's some really good traits in there too.
Her interactions with Corbin are almost purely full of the good ones, the most negative thing she ever did was shush him once.
Her negative traits are more obvious when she's being the "alpha b***h" of the nandroids (though a really mild version of an alpha b***h, honestly).
I wonder if the exaggeration of Molly's bad traits has to with the lack of an actual villain up until relatively recently. For a while Molly being kind of mean was the most antagonistic force, and now Emmy is in actual danger of being chopped, or even worse.
>Her interactions with Corbin are almost purely full of the good ones,
It's her programming
>he haven't read the comic
I have and Molly is the one who spit into Amy's goop
One side makes up complete nonsese
The other side states canonical fact. We are not the same
Molly is horrible and abusive, Dom told me in a dream
>both sides believe exactly this
>the last thing Corbin sees before Molly violently slams the door shut and locks him in his room for the night
Molly is caring and kind, Dom told me through a series of chromatic glowing orbs that bore a message once arranged in the correct order
Molly killed my cat on Dec 14th 2020.
Ive fed into before because the posters are funny. The cigars and wine thing is always written in a way where its as serious as cancer. So for some of us it's just a laugh, Molly is bossy but not evil.
>Molly
dorothy is the superior robot maid
Buy more silver
youre a louse anon
new spam tactic?
At least I'm not a thief and wannabe rapist
Only thing ive ever stolen was your moms virginity
You've never even had a woman, you freely admitted it
What are you even talking about moron?
You (he) knows what I am talking about
Who is he?
It is him, the one whom all know, he knows and fears...what I am on about! o/
Let him who understandeth, read the archives!
Proverbs 3:13-11:29
Yall need to take your medication fr
*you;re
:^)
🙂
His hour approaches
But has his 'time' come?
Let he who has ears, and eyes, understand
>draws Av*ry like this
>people get angry when she is drawn being groped by Black hands though
>comparing bondage to being blacked
Yukiogay detected
Can nandroids feel pain?
>give Molly a pain sensor chip
>kick Molly, pinch Molly, prick Molly with a needle, rip a hair from Molly's head, push Molly down the stairs, give Molly an Indian burn, kick Molly over the knee, make Molly slip on a puddle of oil landing on her butt
Who's she choppin'?
Copying Gex's moves.
I like crazy robots
Just report and move on, let the orderlies take care of em
Sell me on this. Is it really just a "maybe there's more to these machines than we thought" and "cute robot needs to get home" thing? I feel like I've seen this before.
MY METAL BOY!
Yes, it delves into the systemic oppression of machines and how replaceable they are
I can try. he wrote stories. discord opens and some people go there. discord happens. he is now reviled (discord reasons). thats all I know.
Are nandroids when they come down the assembly line for the first time like children? Everything is new to them? What is the first day like for them?
They are scripted with knowledge equivalent to a young adult, but for some reason aren't scripted with basic knowledge for their jobs like how to care for a child without killing them, that they need to be taught because Sterling is a corner-cutting antisemite
Imagine if they act like a toddler and a fully functional nandroid takes 3 years of training
>Breaking into a Sterling plant just to droidnap a e-girlbot
>Bust the door to the Nandroid Nursery open like Kool-Aid Man
>UOHHHHHH
>e-girlbot
I want one I want to take of it
care*
>Get your nan e-girl ready for nanschool
>make your nan e-girl a nan breakfast
>buy your nan e-girl a tiny nan outfit
"Toast" should have been a floppy disk
I know why you want the bot.
And it's not to care for it you disgusting little pervert.
Just because you have a twisted, dirty mind doesn't mean everyone else shares the same thoughts, Anon.
UOHHHH!!!!!
Damn bratty Nan …! !! ! Always doing chores!!! Date correction is needed …
reichberry moment
Before going to Nandroid School, they have to go to Nandroid Pre-school. It's about as wacky as you imagine it.
>live with your Nadroid for a few years
>she wants to take care of a child
>buy a e-girl bot for you two to care for, your daughter
>give her characteristics from you both
>give her characteristics from you both
>Corbin has two b***h bots now
Molly is forcing Corbin to adopt more and more Molly's
>AMY I CAN'T BREATH
>I have to put you down I am so sorry It will be over soon
draw Molly using bleach as mouthwash to hide her wine-drinking and cigar-smoking habits
Why does Greta look more like ET than Robotic Miss Pauling?
I didn't have a reference when drawing her
You're welcome, enjoy.
>Bradbury getting absolutely SHTUPPED by Greta
>Greta has a single wheel to move around like Robot Medic
>I want her to tread over my balls while calculating pi
Greta takes care of the nandroids when they come from the factory she is teaching them basics
Bradburry is for the teenage nandroids
>Look at you Amy. You have come a long way. We all knew it would be hard especially for you...but I always believed in you.
Dom has good taste in women, I’ll give him that.
>yfw Greta was fired and scheduled to be put out of commission for unsatisfactory work.
She let Amy graduate
Amy would've graduated regardless, since her coloring book pages got switched up with another nandroid's exam papers
>You can see her experiencing real joy now
And once again Dom reminds us what a dystopian hell-hole Emmy's universe is.
They do feel pain. Of a sort. It's all simulated. But real enough for them, I suppose.
Need an Aperture Laboratories nandroid
there's this but I want one dressed as a test subject
>Cave- *cough cough* Cave Johnson here. All of you in the robotics department who still haven't volunteered for testing - you're fired! It's been months and you still can't deliver me a proper artificial intelligence, let alone a functional brain upload prototype. What the hell am I paying you for?!... What do you mean I'm not paying them, I- *cough cough* Never mind that! I don't want to hear another damn thing about a lawsuit! *cough cough cough*
>Anyway. *cough* Since my own science team appears so useless, I had to look for solutions elsewhere. So I got this sweet deal from this Swiss-based robotics company. Meet Glady! She is going to run the place. They actually sold her to me as a maid, but frankly she is way overqualified for that job. She certainly seems more competent than most of you here. So pack your stuff and get the hell out of here, because I don't need you anymore! *cough cough cough* And the rest of you - get back to testing!
nantales moment
Is this new? Nice
That was an interesting story premise, a shame it got abandoned like 90% of fan writings.
old repost
>That was an interesting story premise, a shame it got abandoned like 90% of fan writings.
Nantales started this trend of just abandoning stories and it spread to every other writer worth a damn. Wendyanon disappeared, launch disappeared basically, olivianon doesnt write anymore, sla is gone, sta is gone or dying or something, dixieanon is shit and doesnt write nandroid stuff anyways anymore and all of that because one writer basically had to ruine it for everyone else spamming bad greens in the threads and nuking the reest of the shit worth reading by inciting janny rath and now thr only writers are the yukiohomosexual and mollyhate morons
Dixieanon posted a new chapter yesterday and there's that Rhody one still updating
Olivianon said the next chapter is almost done and launch posted on endchan about his isp fricking him over.
Have faith anon, some of them are still trying
>Dixieanon posted a new chapter yesterday
of what? more garbage nandroid that isnt a nandroid?
>that Rhody one still updating
which is just a shitty fanfic because an anon wanted a rhodesian nandroid to kill NOT black people
olivianon is a wiki/discordgay now and launch hasnt written anything of substance in a year and thats not his isps fault when you can see its his for being a moron pirating things
>literally admitting you don't know what you're talking about like this
Anon please
It's rusty's fault for scaring him away in the discord. Almost all of the fandom problem can be traced back to him. It's because of him we had Crambery, he's responsible for Reich coming back, and he's friend with all the artists who abandoned us. He's the root of all our woes and now he's started policing the booru to his standards and he's taken over the discord. Does anyone have his home adress?
>It's rusty's fault for scaring him away in the discord.
kek nice try nantales
Rusty and nantales are friends
i know he lives in bordeaux and rents out shithole apartments to gypsies, shouldnt be too hard to find him
>rents out shithole apartments to gypsies
Lies, I've never seen anyone so violently against gypsies in my life, even for an european he stand out
an ss larper typed this
>anyone who doesnt like rusty is a literal nazi
ok moron
he hates them so much bc he has to rent to them
It got abandoned because at the time some anons screeched about how fandroids were evil and everyone should stop making new ones, and they made enough of a stink that sta gave up
Finally some Greta art.
please draw misty and emmy i beg you
Please stop begging I beg you
>It's another "Molly haters gaslight themselves into believing their ludicrous child abuse stories are canon" thread
but-
Domcell here, I can confirm Molly is a horrible abuser
This poster is Dominic Tortellini. Known impersonator and car thief.
I needed to sell that car to buy meth
i hope you know people are just making fun
I do I am also making fun
ok phew I am glad we are all having fun DO NOT tell the others
It's cute you believe that
Molly being a b***h counts as haters
Molly needs braces
DENTAL PLAN
Too much Mollyposting in this thread, and not enough Amyposting!
People have been memeing Barnyard (2006) to be Amy's favorite animated movie, but I think she'd like this masterpiece even more.
I wonder if anyone told her that she never saw a cow before and the animal she petted was a horse
I'd assume they did. We don't know the circumstances of the petting, but she was probably somewhere with her family, and presumably someone was around to let her near the animal. If she expressed her excitement about getting to pet a "cow" to someone, which I believe she would be inclined to do, they would correct her.
while singing cows is sure to win Amy over, its nearly impossible to beat this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATeo8f4rTyk
im sure she pictures herself and her friends in a wacky adventure like those cows
Amy is an airhead who daydreams all the time
all nans should be peach
I think it would be cute if a nandroid kidnapped her child to raise it on her own
They literally made out in the server
proof?
I was there I was the dildo
🙂
Who the frick is rusty and why are you having a schizo breakdown about him
its nantales begging for attention again like always, ignore it
>Enter nandroid thread
>Molly good
>Molly BAD
>Nantales
Oh, another slow week then?
Damn, Ula's an Amazon.
Mommy
Gonna need some Ula X Angela one of these days
But when the world needed plat the most, she vanished
So what you're saying is, the fr*nch are the catalyst for why this fanbase is as bad as it is?
Surprise surprise
We warned you they were filth
Hey I recognize her
can you pls do
I find it slightly hard to believe that Ula was ever discarded. Is she hiding from the law/
Hopefully we'll learn a bit about her backstory soon.
New to reading emmy, saw the art spammed a few other places.
Just caught up today... She fills a little bit of the hole in my heart. Emmys a good robot and I want her to be happy.
Welcome, you seem like a good soul. What do you think of the story so far?
she's so cute
Enjoy the read, bros
Munch's Oddysee is my favorite game of all time. thanks Flargy
Hot
She has very precise data in how to please a human.
Great job, Lem.
Okay I will read this comic. I’ve seen this little metallic minx posted too many times
So far Amy has only one bee, but soon she will have two!
And then she'll have three.
But lets not get too crazy, we'll cross that bridge when we get there.
Very cute! Might you be taking a request or two today?
Shoot, but I'll likely only do it tomorrow
Draw rusty being disemboweled by emmypilled
Draw Emmy being disembowelled by Molly
I'd be interested in seeing your take on 50s Denise
>Nandroid's owner gets terminally ill and deactivates her to spare her the grief
>When her owner's next of kin powers her on in the future, she thinks only a few days have passed and assumes her owner has recovered
>She finds out a staggering half-century has actually gone by while she was deactivated, doesn't believe it at first because her internal clock hasn't registered any major differences in date and time but realizes her predicament when she tries to figure out what a game console is
>Has no idea how anything works now that the world is completely alien to her, she's been plunged into a world where the Cold War is a thing of the past, TVs don't have antennas anymore and people carry supercomputers in their pockets
>To top she never had the chance to say goodbye to her owner
>Amy standing on a field 20 acres wide with hundred and thousand bee hives
>One tiny bee in the distance flies off
>"Sure is busy today" said Amy proudly watching over her bee
I was checking something in earlier chapters and saw this bit which I've completely forgotten about. So Amy has always been the way she is.
I love rereading the comic and seeing all the little things you miss the first time and the secrets Dom hides
>Spending time with a broken outmode
when will you get a new one?
Do you just get a new grandma when the old one gets too old?
what are you, an apple fanboy? If it works, don't waste your money on a new one.
nandroids falling in love with each other in strictly FORBIDDEN LOVE! nandroids using their robo futa dicks to show how much they love each other!
You can program them to change their sexuality or change which type of person or robot they'll be attracted to. I mean, nandroids are robots, duh.
Amy would fix this broken nandroid
Amy would share her cow toys and play barnyard with her, as she has a tiny toy farm set up in her room
Guy's, Molly is crying again I think we went too far this time
Good.
That's the point! It's either she breaks and proves that she wasn't worth the effort to begin with, or learns from her mistakes and becomes a genuinely good Nandroid.
But she is a good nandroid
She takes care of Corbin and loves her friends so much she would lie to humans
but she does lie, she lies about taking care of Corbin, lies about stealing and lies about doing what little duties she's supposed to do. The day of Molly's reckoning is approaching
Crying from happiness because of how much we all love her.
No.
Yes.
Maybe?
lulu now bursting at the seams engorged with black stallion seed
Lulu is too innocent for that.
Do this with Greta instead!
Greta is pure
lulu must be blacked
seems like the malaria has only gotten worse
Someone read some bombass Orthodox last rites to this poor, poor bapy nan
There is one page that shows how Amy is a better nandroid than Molly
When Ajay pranks her by telling her shoes are untied Amy takes it with joy even trying to spread the joy with her friends
Hear me out here. What if Amy is literally just a robot sperg?
>Is a lovable idiot that loves cows and bees
>Somehow a savant at maths, can calculate faster than most commercially-available supercomputers, run low-poly simulations in her head and can also calculate pi, puts other Nandroids to shame in this one particular aspect
>Unfortunately that's as far as her expertise goes, she doesn't know how to tie shoelaces nor does she have a clue where burger patties and hot dogs come from, and she has a meltdown every time she feels invalidated (which happens over very trivial things, like realising a logical inconsistency of a joke she just told)
>Ajay loves her despite all of her flaws, and tries to validate her and accomodate her needs whenever possible - their bond is unbreakable, even by that whorish snake M*lly
>, even by that whorish snake M*lly
He has a crush on Molly
>He has a crush on Molly
Who wouldn't? She's the best and most loving Nandroid you could have!
That Corbin boy really gets everything
Corbin gets neglected
She is literally Hitler. She makes Osama bin Laden look like good king Wenceslas. She's indoctrinating Corbin into a radical Islamofascist Neo-Jihadist mentality.
Molly is too busy abusing Corbin, I doubt Ajay would have much of a crush if she invaded his bedroom at night during her magnet stupor
>Invaded his bedroom at night during her magnet stupor
He wishes.
wine spilled all over his sheets as the air is filled with a gross stink of ash, Molly stuttering and her eye monitors and cheeks alike almost blinking like strobe lights from the malfunction the magnets on her head are causing
Its good for Corbin to have a father figure like Molly since his real father has no time for him.
even Molly has no time for Corbin, only thing she has time for is mindless entertainment into the late night hours on the big plasma TV in the living room
Molly sleeps in Corbin's bed hugging him tightly
Molly thinks she's sleeping hugging Molly when in reality she's lying in the main hall floor on the ground hugging the carpet, booting up from another night of magnet abuse
meanwhile Amy boots up next to Ajay, they stayed up till the late hours watching Barnyard in their cow pyjamas
>till the late hours
She's a bad influence, Ajay will never do well at school because Amy keeps him awake every night watching cartoons.
unknowingly, Amy did his homework user her hyper flux-drive capacitor
>one nandroid is helping her boy become the world's best surgeon
>the other will have reduced her child to a bitter broken man by the time he's an adult
And Franny will yell at the twins how they ruined her life
>I graduated top of my class you little shits I could've been someone
>in anger she slammed the washing machine, causing a dent
>unaware, that this was Molly after she had been turned into a washing machine
>"Honey there's a dent in the washing machine, maybe its time we finally threw that junk out?!"
>Molly screams in silent horror
Sounds like Tortellini is on another meth bender today.
TORTELLINI??!
?t=11
Rate my nancake
WTF it wasn't rotated this way when I took it
they are getting better
cute
great nancake
Will you try with color one day?
easy there fella walking before we run don't get too greedy
I shall try next time
Throw in some hair so we can judge that too
make a true lifesize scale nandroid cake
>"Anon help! Your crazy bootleg robot Missy turned me into a damn pancake!!"
Lulu's lulu
Lulu requires minimum one hug and kiss per day
Porky, fat, chubby, piggy.
nantales moment
See you all next week for the next meeting of the Molly fan club!
bye bawd mwah
>implying she'll survive until next week
>Molly fan club
Next time it's the part where we tie her ponytail into a ceiling fan.
>"ANON GET ME DOWN FROM HEEEREEE-eeeeee"
>Molly spinning at ludicrous speeds as the ceiling fan has completely taken grip of her hair
Goodnight thread
what a prostitute
Frick you
molly superior
MOLLY! MOLLY! MOLLY! MOLLY! MOLLY! MOLLY! MOLLY! MOLLY! MOLLY! MOLLY!
molly is hot there I said it thats why I bully her leave me alone
goodnight Emmy