Greetings, Nandroid fans! Ever since Emmy's hand mistook the candles on Madeline's birthday cake for a fire threat, it's been a tough time for the Delaire household. With Emmy now missing and her fate unknown to the family, Mrs. Delaire has to do all the cooking and washing herself, and has to rely on the help of her neighbors (and their Nandroids) to ferry Madeline to and from school.
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Without her Nandroid friend, Madeline herself has become uncharacteristically unruly and apathetic, only perking up when she hears her father arrive home, hoping that he would finally bring good news about Emmy. Indeed, Mr. Delaire has an update on the missing robot... But judging by the sweet treats he has bought for Madeline, the news he is about to deliver require a lot of sugarcoating.
As always, please refrain from replying to blatant bait and don't give attention to trolls, and report any and all attempts to derail the thread with spam, shitposting or any kind of off-topic drama. Have a nice weekend!
>good news is that they know where Emmy is
>not-so-good news is she burned to a crisp in the incinerator
jesus Dom isn't that a bit too much or a 4 year old kid?
Too subtle?
Little shit shouldn't say she's older and can handle it, unless she means it :^)
Tell me the truth
You can't handle the truth
Checked, and who the hell is Prya?
The face of a woman scorned. Madeline's playing with fire. Laze about enough and she'll be given her own chores to do.
Bonus round: how bluntly will Ted deliver the news? His tact record is less than stellar.
Priya is Amy's owner, Ajay's mom. They're indian, remember. At least I think they are.
>Racist nandroid
>Laze about enough and she'll be given her own chores to do.
She already has a gorillion extracurricular activities she probably didn't choose for herself. Those frickers are rich, can't they order out a healthy meal or hire a regular housekeeper for the time being?
Emmy really is the one thousand pound gorilla in the room
>the good news is that they know where Emmy is
Certified dad moment.
Why is Ted such a psychopath?
Sterling's fire moronant foam is carcinogenic and induces erratic behavior in humans not unlike mad cow disease or rabies.
damn brat...
>but you only get it when you have bad news
How often does this type of shit happen where even a toddler notices the trend?
they are rich I wonder what their bad news could be
She's not a toddler, she's 8 years old, and her dad is a busy man, so he probably bribes his daughter with ice cream whenever he has to tell her that he won't be able to attend her spelling bee or fencing competition or whatever.
Ted will be replaced by a robot
Madeline's life must be so sad she lost her best and only friend
Not even Corbin or Ajay seem to be her friends if it weren't for the nandroids
calling it, Darcy will be adopted and become her big sister
What about aunt ginny?
she's too attached to her shambled mansion, properly visits from time to time. Doubt she can keep supporting her being that old
She's a c**t, and it sounds like they're not actually related by blood. Also she's old and senile, so she may not have much left.
checked Darcy would hate to live in a huge mansion with rich snobby people she would corrupt Madeline and turn her into a troublemaker
another bratty kid means another (bratty) nandroid needed for the household, Avery and Darcy vs Emmy and Madeline. Who will succumb to the other?
I could see a nandroid turning out like Avery if it means getting closer to the kid she has to watch over
with a nanny to support on each side, the household would just straight up become a copy of the "Cramp Twins"
Darcy wouldn't be mean to Madeline she would try to test out her boundaries
How far can she go until even Avery yells at her
VERY very far
>just how messy will Darcy's room become?
>more of a junkyard than a kid's bedroom
the baby ruins that imo.
Darcy is a street child, she would easily manipulate the Delaires into adopting her with a big ol sob-story and glittering tearful eyes
And how would Avery do it? She has no glittering tearful eyes
Would she just walk in an sit on the couch?
"I live here now :)"
>t. Mrs Delaires
?t=11
look at that smug face, Avery knows how to get her bread. She'd fully sell them with a whole song and dance of "aw geez looks like you have 3 kids to look after, sure would be helpful if an extra pair of Sterling trained hands was around"
Great now they have 4 kids to look after
the parents are never home, it would be Emmy fully delving into her mother role looking after 3 kids and a nandroid
>instead of vacuuming the living room while Emmy worked the upper floor, Avery just left the vacuum cleaner running and watched TV slouching in the couch
>Madeline becoming a slob
Amy wouldn't tolerate such behavior from Ajay If he did such a thing she would tell him politely yet firmly again with a pretty please
Amy would join in to make sure Ajay is happy. Corbin will never know what that's like
>Ajay why are all those clothes lying around?
>I dunno
>Where is Amy?
>Somewhere under the pile I guess
>*Amy's arm raises from underneath the pile of clothing* Hello!
Amy would build pillow forts with Ajay and watch "Home on the Range" till the late hours
All nans would do this if their kids want to
Corbin would want to but I guess trashy TV and wine is more important
>Turn out robots are bringing the end of civilization
Didn't know Dominic was red pilled.
>happy madeline
Muh heart
>mendenhalls mentioned
We better get to see Corbins sister again. My loins demands it.
Lets see how many seconds it will take Cinemaphile to lewd her.
another job for smeet and stradivarius
Minor fix.
The tardbot is here.
Dinner looks burnt. She doesn't know how to cook, does she?
>has most likely never cooked a day in her life
>suddenly has to learn on the go
Well duh, of course it's burnt. Kudos to her for trying at least, instead of just ordering delivery.
I'm assuming delivery is a thing. We've seen nan updates delivered via some kind of drone. I don't see why they wouldn't be used for pizzas as well.
most people who start to cook don't burn their food but have no idea how to spice it right
>t has only ever cooked water
Learning to cook is just as much experimenting as it is absorbing knowledge from books/parents. Angelas parents aren't there, and why would the she keep cookbooks around when Emmy did all the cooking.
once again BTFOd by nandroid honeys
Could be that she wants homemade meals for Madeline instead of fast food. A good mother wants her child to grow up healthy.
why are you posting last week's comic
It's basically been like this since Dom stopped putting comics early on Patreon. On some weeks there is a new comic and on some weeks there isn't, you can't know in advance so the threads have to tag a week behind to make sure there is a comic to discuss. A couple months ago OP tried to bring the threads a week forward to be in tune with Webtoon but that stopped when there unexpectedly was no comic for 2 weeks
t's most notable around Splatfest. Dom is a gamer, so expect someone to rise up eventually.
he is a freelance artist and Emmy is just a hobby, despite the patreon bucks. Unless it becomes profitable, we wont get a solid release schedule
poor Emmy, she needs a hug
Emmy don't deserve hugs
Molly has never gotten a single hug in her life
what about corbin's hugs?
Corbin tells Ajay all the details of Molly hugging him
yet he's shut like an oyster when it comes to what happens in his bedroom at night
Slander
Molly just hugged him the moment he opened the packaging
"that's right, I'll hug him in front of the parents. They'll never know the truth..."
notice the right hand slowly creeping down towards his trousers
Nothing that really pops out, so here's a meh one.
demblade :DDD
>as the class concluded on the day's lesson the teacher said:"and remember kids. If you have a problem you want to discuss you can talk to me after class"
>as the bell rang and all the kids ran with their bags heading home, Corbin slowly walked up to the teacher with awkward silence
>"Is there something troubling you Corbin?" she asked
>"well... you see miss, it's..."
>as Corbin was about to tell what Molly was doing to him night after night, he suddenly froze up. Feeling a cold gaze upon him
>he turned his head and saw Molly standing in the classroom doorway
>"Corbin what is the problem?" the teacher asked
>"Yes what IS the problem little Corbibear?" said Molly in a sickeningly sweet voice
>"it's... it's nothing miss..."
>as they walked away Corbin could feel Molly holding a tight grip on his hand that hurt a little
>she put her mouth right next to his ear "no-one would believe you anyhow"
>Corbin felt a little tear roll down his chin as Molly's cheeks glowed a bright pink covered in such a smug smile
if only Amy was there to rescue him
who would believe Corbin's story?
>that fricking mess of dishes in the background
Valiant effort but just order out.
Ted would use paper plates if allowed
Ted would drink tap water and say it's spicy
does Missy accept kisses?
She demands them.
I wonder if there even is a human caretaker job market anymore, what with the rampant automation of this world
there will always be people who don't trust robots, especially with their kids, so there is always spot for humans.
A human caretaker might not be as reliable in the end.
Missy is an android of many colors
>I wonder if there even is a human caretaker job market anymore, what with the rampant automation of this world
Probably? Nandroids seem to be a thing only rich people can afford, and the only cheaper alternative we've been shown was a total psycho.
I wonder if you could buy a small fleet and lease them out to families who can't afford to own.
>tfw you miss a payment and they repossess your nandroid
I think eventually you'd just have a Merry Maids style team of Nandroids that you send to houses to clean up while the clients are away.
finally Franny will be appreciated for her hard work
Taking requests?
Not really but go ahead, no promises.
Missy brushing her teeth
not sure why she would brush but whatever
Nah no bootleg bots
>"no bootleg bots"
>posts literal bootleg bot
An authentic bootleg!
OK, how about the canon nans out jogging together?
Fandroids are the only good thing to come out of this comic so you're cringe
you wouldn't wanna brush your android's teeth? It's the most important activity before bedtime
artist?
astraltellurian
bruh
>falling for bait
whats the problem here even?
Nantales.
Who?
ancient enemy
>feeding the tard this early
Avery as anons personal trainer
classic
Cant have enough
LIGHT WEIGHT BABY!!
Bobby sitting nervously in the dentist's waiting room (she has bri'ish teeth)
Her teeth are made of plastic anon
plastic degrades too, just imagine what all the nicotine and dried wine stains do to Molly's teeth for example
Any of the fan nans interacting on their girl's night out.
I like when the robots are friends.
>Molly
>behind a wheel
with that big magnet on her head its gonna be vehicular nanslaughter real quick
Cute
Madeline seems to like her dad more than her mom, or is it just excitement for learning about Emmy?
Madeline's mom probably nags her more about doing chores around the house than her dad does.
I can see it. Doesn't seem like she's really held accountable for any chores and she seems kind of spoiled. Emmy is probably stern with her more often than her mother but she adores Emmy.
Daughters usually favor the father more and he's not so strict like Angela.
It's a common dynamic; the parent who isn't around isn't the one punishing the kid or making them do chores or whatnot, and often the less present parent tries to make up for their lack of presence with gifts and a more permissive attitude, which gradually turns the whole thing into a "fun parent" and "mean parent" view in the kid's mind.
Makes sense. I wonder if Madeline even sees Emmy as a nanny or parental figure, or if she just views her as her a best friend.
What are all the extracurricular activities of the hawthorne kids? So far we have fencing and swimming lessons, what else has been mentioned?
Lulu got dragged along right? She didn't want that girls night out
Attendance and fun were mandatory.
Lulu has fun if her master tells her `good job`or something like that
as they played at the arcade Avery yelled to Lulu "keep your EYE on the game!"
?t=40
>Avery and Lulu met for the first time
>`Don't you know this is an exclusive nandroid club? Only members have access. Not just any nandroid can walk in here. Do you think you got what it takes DO YOU?`
>`uh ...`
>`Whats wrong with your eye?`
>`I-I uh...`
>`Never mind we are in a club now which means I will protect you and you will...`
looks at Lulu
>`... you can clean my house`
>`Uh.. I-I..`
>`Whats wrong, I don't bite...`
smiles at Lulu with a creepy grin
>`I can tell we will be best friends....whats your name again?`
>´L-Lulu`
Lulu is nervous when making new friends she was so shy when first meeting Avery but now they are best friends
Avery would start a fight for Lulu if anyone even dares to look at her cracked eye
which nan gives the best kisses?
Wendy, she fulfils the 'mom' role the best of those nans.
I think you're underestimating Avery
Not sure anything else has been shown. The children's older siblings do stuff like football and lacrosse though, so probably more rich people stuff.
Missy is evil
Missy is beyond good and evil, she is simply justice
Missy will be adopted in the end
with Molly taken off to the dismantling plant for the her crimes, Missy gets a new chance in the Mendehalls mansion. Giving Corbin finally a happy childhood
A happy joy joy childhood no one has to know
>one bad touch traded for another
one must imagine Corbin happy
I would buy Missy.
Draw misty forcing emmy to eat her out
draw emmy taking misty's centaur wiener
No...
Maybe...
fine then misty taking emmy's centaur wiener
rape is fine futa is not?
Dicks are gay
so are TWO pussies
No straight man wants to look at a dick in any context
Not even his own? moron. Hope you get ball cancer from never checking your dick.
O-oh my. I'm not sure my virgin eyes can handle this.
>t. Corbin
lies, this is what Corbin has to endure every single night. His parents are never home
what about his sister and brother?
obviously staying at rich boarding schools and colleges. Corbin is all alone in the big house with Molly or "Mommy" as she forces him to say behind closed doors
Needs a followup with her domming a handcuffed Bobby.
and a fuming polly in the background, furious she's not the one getting dommed
Bobby wouldn't let herself be handcuffed
That's the best part.
No one's noticed there's a new webtoon up?
Amy, AKA OG Soak, reps Sterling
Jumbo's on Cinemaphile, spamming without a care,
Bad "art" slop, it's like a digital nightmare.
Oh, Jumbo, the spammer, with art so grim,
On Cinemaphiles threads, he's causing quite the din.
His ugly slop art, it's a terrible sight,
Let's chase him away with the Irish spirit's might!
Can I get some context since when do these robots fricking eat soap?
Since forever.
Early patreon where Emmy eat novelty soaps because of the texture
Emmy-Pilled here with the weekly update, after blending a few protective layers onto the paint they're nearly ready for a final polish and buff. An assembly should be possible next week alongside her new hands if the models are made ready for printing by that time
mmm yum yum yum yummy dollslop Al emmy pilled!!!!!!!!!
Corbin bros what happened?
Petting zoos and play dates are much too childish for a chad such as himself. By investing early in a safe index fund he's ensuring the longevity of not only his families wealth but also their oil business and they will remain in the top 5% earners quarter over quarter for the foreseeable future. Overall I'm going to rank him A- in terms of appeal (there's always room to improve) but compared to his classmates he's already set himself apart as a future Leader of America.
Cute
I want a Nandroid game show host
Botler host, nandroid prize-babes.
>SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP
You guys are getting sloppy, aren’t even mentioning the traced face.
million dollar question: how many layers this time?
It's like price is right but with slop
every stroke is a new layer. so just looking at the dress and the frilly detail of the napkin makes the layer count insane
>two left hands
Her right hand palm is up, the left hand palm is down.
why is her hair flipped? Her front do should still be on the left side of her head not moved to her right
Why?
indeed why, a big sloppy question
>Amy: Pretzels... "Dopped"???
>Molly: *Wheezing*
>that leg
>no differentiation between her left and right hands
>"Thread ruining? I suppose I'll have to go and pick up some yarn, then..."
you are forgiven my child
So it's official that they're trying to replace Emmy, right? Or are they gonna tell Ted a few weeks from now that there was an accident in their Switzerland plant, or they weren't able to fix Emmy's bug?
Replace Molly too
and even if she did come back what would mr intercom guy do, send a hit squad? It's not like she saw anything.
Called it last week. Sterling's gone full Evil Incorporated, and is lying to its employees about the more---sensitive--parts of their operation. Apparently you need higher than a Level 2 clearance to know what's really going on in Switzerland.
My guess is that Sterling's big secret is they can clone robots. Even though they don't have Emmy's body, they do have her latest memory back-ups, and have figured out how to impress them onto a "blank" nandroid. They're keeping this a secret because
>it's proprietary information other robotics companies would love to know.
>The fact that robots can be cloned dehumanizes them further and undermines Sterling's vision of robots being human partners rather than slaves.
If I'm right, we should see "Emmy" coming back from Switzerland good as new. Then things get weird.
If Dom would do that he had to find a way for Madeline to notice or else it could cause troubles story wise
Emmy would be missing some hours of memories, or things wouldn't get transfered perfectly, leaving gaps or inconsistencies maybe?
And it's not just Emmy who's in danger of being replaced. Any Sterling nandroid that develops a glitch could be whisked away to Switzerland and replaced. This is the real meaning behind Sterling's "lifetime* guarantee": if a nandroid can't be repaired, they'll just give her family a "replacement canary" and no one will be the wiser.
Madeline will notice imposter Emmy doesn't put blueberries on the pancakes
I think her mannerism will be off
But why? If they implant Emmy's memories into a blank robot, then she should behave just like Emmy.
You forgot the glitch The new Emmy can't act like the old one
Emmy used to hide her more unusual quirks like eating soap or playing pretend, so Delaires probably didn't know about them. Both the strange quirks, and the less unusual ones (like tweaking recipes) should be stored in Emmy's memory and transferred to fake Emmy if they want to pass her off as the original.
What's up with nans and eating soap?
It's just fun
what's up with nans touching kids?
its possible certain hardware glitches made Emmy the way she was, resulting in her hand freaking out. Same for Amy
Emmy knew about her pregnancy so maybe the new one can't know this because it's not really a memory but a feeling
>it's not really a memory but a feeling
Feelings are a vital part of memories. If Emmy realized that Angela is pregnant, that's knowledge, not a feeling. It should be stored together with other info about Angela, like her schedule, what food she likes, etc.
Switzerland=Dupont. They don't fix things just scarp it in the cheapest way possible, it's all about profits for these execs.
J-Jumbo sisters... I dont feel so good...
>215 layers
Isn't that what pretty much every digital artist does ? Whenever I see someone draw on youtube they always have hundreds of them
not one for every individual line like jumbo does
pretty much all artists draw because they know how to use a pen, or even a mouse for that matter. But Jumbo, well...
OH NO JUMBO SISTERS
Huh you guys weren't kidding on the layers.
i don't think they make dozens of layers just for lineart, maybe 3 or 4 if it's an elaborate piece.
i think he also uses vectors, which have their own layers, so it all adds up.
Krita disables the brush tool on vector layers and it's on for most of his clip, those are all raster layers.
why do you post here if you have outright banned the mere mention and posting of the threads in your server?
then i commend him for being able of keeping track of all those layers, i can't do that
Shift select all the layers and Control+G puts them into a group, then it's like they're all one layer. Holding R and left clicking on a line takes you directly to the layer it's drawn on, 0 memory required.
Bizarro Molly is polite and a great nanny
bizarro Molly would not touch little boys
Bizarro Molly is great cook and loves to help others
but she would never hug her kids
how many times do Molly milk Corbin a day?
That's slander Molly would never harm her Corbin
Molly milks him nearly everywhere now. He cannot even get home from school before a quick trip to the school bathroom
how can Corbin last any longer at this point?
Amy smiled at him the way only a mother could smile it gave him hope that things will be better in the future
will Corbin finally attempt to run away from home and run into Amy's arms?
Useless Amy can't even comprehend what Molly is doing to him Amy's mind is incapable to understand what Corbin is trying to tell her
She would take his hand and bring him back to Molly
she would think he's talking about cows with the "milking", she's never had an impure thought in her life
unknowingly she destroyed Corbin's last resistance he's sure now that no one will believe him
and so Molly finally sank her claws fully into him, no-one will ever know the truth
>as Amy walks Corbin home in hand, she walks up to the door as Molly opens it
>Corbin's eyes are welling up with tears
>as Amy hugs him goodbye she doesn't understand why he's so upset stuttering "p-please don't go Amy..."
>As Corbin walks into the house Amy takes Molly's hand and pulls her closer
>I think Corbin is upset you should take care of that
>Oh I will says Molly with a smile on her face
>after that day Corbin didn't speak much to anyone anymore
>soon he stopped coming to school and the other kids didn't see him anymore
what happened to Corbin?
Bizarro Amy still loves bees they are adorable
will Emmy be successful at showing Avery the neat and tidy way? Or will she instead be corrupted by Avery?
Neither it's more like a sibling rivalry that will never be resolved
Avery has fun pushing Emmy's buttons
and Emmy can't change the fact that she likes to clean after a slob
>Emmy is still confused how Avery manages to "eat" all that junkfood like the burgers she brings home
>she doesnt notice at all Avery just spits out each bite into a bucket beneath her when taking another
Even if Emmy managed to return and defeat the evil imposter Emmy who took over her home
it would have no use Sterling can't let her live
Darcy and Emmy would have to destroy Sterling and convince the Delaires that she is not a threat to Madeline
I think Dom has no idea how to end his webcomic
only solution is to end like Berserk. I assume a jet will crash into Dom's apartment any day now
>end like Berserk
the manga is still being made by the people who worked with Miura anon, him dying didn't mean it was just done without an ending
It won't truly be Miuras vision though. It'll be something pieced together out of offhand remarks to friends and confidantes. If he said something as a joke that didn't get across, or something that wasn't going to work in hindsight, he won't be there to fix it.
>It won't truly be Miuras vision though.
are you moronic he literally shared what his plans were for the rest of the manga and its ending like any good creator would
Still won't be exactly his vision, unless he left finished layout pages of all the missing chapters behind. And he still won't be there correct stuff that seemed like a good idea at the time. Could you imagine the shitstorm if the final climax turns out being a pillowfight between Guts and Griffith because Miura thought it would be hilarious when he wrote it 10 years ago?
How is Dom gonna deal with fake Emmy?
The entire point of this comic is "robot lives matter" so it's not like he can just kill her off unceremoniously like in a typical robo-imposter plot. He would also have to come up with a good excuse to make her evil.
perhaps he's gonna deal with it like STA dealt with Lulu's fake
Who?
Stress Test Anon, Tobias had a custom made clone of Lulu made, much like Ted with Emmy
I have no idea who that is.
Who, Lulu? One of the earliest fandroids, if not THE earliest.
>if not THE earliest
Nope. Cindy. have a nice day newbie.
>>if not
>if
>make incorrect statement
>get proven wrong
gay
>one of the earliest fandroids
>if not
>IF
(you)
Thinking she could be one in the first place is your fault homosexual. Kys
I'm sorry that it upset you
make her being controlled by an evil super computer
This one?
Yes
give her to Tobias
>Emmy 1 and 2 work together to both live in the Delaires' house without anyone realizing there are actually two of them
Fake Emmy wouldn't need to be evil, she would just need to not want Sterling to disassemble her to be real Emmy's antagonist. If there can only be one, then both have equally valid reasons to deny the other. Fake Emmy could just go live the Ginny, Darcy, and the outmodes. Or alter her wig to become some random nandroid that isn't the one they're looking for.
>Emmy and Avery foster fake Emmy and it becomes a battle of the wills how fake Emmy turns out
>Fake Emmy could just go live the Ginny, Darcy, and the outmodes.
that fiend Ula will descend on her in no time
Emmy bawd
Ula is pure and a good influence~
Ula must be destroyed at all costs, never trust an outmode
Go back to Corbin Molly
>Ula and Molly double-teaming Corbin
I will destroy her. With my dick.
Those replacement nandroids must be built different. I can't imagine Emmy's reaction to being told that she's a fake and she has to pretend to be someone else for the rest of her short life until she also develops a glitch and they will have to scrap her. Her innocent little mind would break.
That’s why she has to be made evil. Then she gets exiled to DuPont after being exposed by real Emmy in a triumphant reveal. She eventually softens up next to the outmodes and Darcy gets her own nandroid who she will happily assimilate with.
What is it about Molly that makes you the most jealous, her beauty or her prestige?
her superiority
It's like she's the best and she knows it. How dare any robot have pride in themselves and their accomplishments it makes me seethe so bad
what even is there to Molly? Just endlessly drinking her days away rotting in front of the TV?
She was top of her class and featured as robot of the year in prestigious magazines for so long it all went to her head
you mean those magazines that cancelled her deal after the "Mendenhalls Scandal" came out? I hear most of those issues got recalled
Molly can't be an artist
wouldn't call what she did at home "art", it set the entire robot rights movement 50 years back
Why did all the girls at school start wearing their hair like Molly's after she appeared on the cover of Vogue? The caption read "You will be obsolete". Something about her character resonates with people
why did all the children they take care of suddenly become so silent and reclusive? There's something odd going on
They just stopped talking to you because of your unkempt appearance and strange odor. Seems Molly is teaching them well!
Molly sure teaches them a lot, and without their parents present. Why does she insist so much they should have a sleepover?
artist?
Nantales?
What is a nantales?
A miserable pile of greentexts.
Oddly cute.
>cat face instead of puppy
Could've been a cheeky sweater puppies joke.
Please draw misty forcing emmy to eat her out
What is this fricking shit why are you ignoring my request frick you
Sorry maybe I will draw it next weekend
Save it don't want it anymore
>Avery what are you doing? I told you to clean the house
Emmy could make a fine maid out of Avery
You mean Avery could make Emmy scream in frustration while she giggles with Madeline
chaos and order, yin and yang. A perfect household
Madeline knows when it's appropriate to have fun with Avery and when it's time to listen to Emmy because she knows best whats good for her
It's the perfect mixture of fun and responsibility
>Emmy could you read me a bed time story?
>Oh yes please Emmy, read us a bed time story
>*Avery jumps on Madeline's bed and snuggles up to her under the blanket*
>*sigh* Fine one story
>*Avery and Madeline squeal in joy as they prepare for Emmy's good night story*
>Madeline makes a mess of the room with Avery
>Madeline has to clean up the room with Emmy
>Emmy is done cleaning Madeline's room and got her ready for bed
>She walks down into the kitchen she just cleaned
>It's a mess again with Avery standing in front of the fridge holding two cans of soda and a chicken leg in her mouth
>Avery doesn't wanna go to her charge station, she wants to stay up late watching her favourite show
>Emmy has to tell her to behave
>You will just run out of power and I have to carry you to your charge station again
>Nu uh not this time not
>Ugh fine
>*one hour later Emmy carries Avery to her station*
>Sometimes I wonder why I even do this
>*Avery hugs Emmy slightly tighter and mumbles I love you*
>But I think it's worth it, Emmy says with a smile on her face
over time they became like sisters to Madeline, always loving and caring for her while her parents were away all day on their jobs
would Avery teach Emmy her technique of "freckles"?
Need tombot
I'm sure you'll find a bot named Tom eventually. Don't give up anon.
Marry the Molly?
why does she keep wearing Mrs. Mendenhalls dress when alone with Corbin?
oh boy, a new issue of nothing happens: the comic
dont forget the shite awful threads nantales!
He just goes round and round forever about the same few plot points.
>OMG Emmy’s lost
>OMG Emmy’s an outmode (for real?^3)
>OMG Madeline finds out (but not yet because we need to pad this plot point out for as long as possible for maximum patreon bucks)
>OMG the other nandroids know that Emmy is missing
>meanwhile Emmy fricks about doing nothing in DuPont while Darcy doesn’t even bother trying to get her a replacement arm or reverse the update.
>oh wow, outmodes are like real people who go through problems, let’s feel sorry for them even though they are boring lolsorandumb morons.
Waverly on patrol
This one took a long time because Krita keeps crashing at 400 layers
thank you very generous very kind today señor thank you
when will you sell out and start a patreon? I think you could use the money for a course so you can learn how to actually draw
he should buy a soul instead for no matter how much he trains he will only produce slop.
he is far too busy stealing the souls of underage latinos in his pisscord than gaining one himself
Imagine how hilarious it would be if a mod showed us irrefutable proof of all the obvious samegayging.
It only works when it's not fricking obvious.
I've always thought that'd make a great April Fools joke one year
>going on three years of nantales moment posting
>still no real proof
taleschads keep winning
>winning
>no updates in two years
lol
>only thing getting updates now is self insert slop
>somehow get the cheek wrong
What does that mean?
Did you mean this one?
>aniningram
>RustyHorns
>(1)
Seek help
you can delete your post but you can't remove your homosexuality
>reich is horse poster
rusty is a literal brony
>Corbin enters the class room, the teacher is running late on this benign Wednesday.
>He takes his seat and begins to retrieve his supplies to aid in the transfer of knowledge to his brain.
>He is fully prepared to learn, to master the material that is plopped onto his lap.
>But the teacher is running late…
>Normally the child a few rows back wouldn’t dare to approach him at any other time.
>He’s be protected by his caretaker, or teacher, or the group of people that is the closest thing that amounts to friends.
>But the teacher is running late…
>”Hey Corbin! Surprised you managed to walk into class without your robo-nanny showing you how!”
>He felt a piece of crumbled paper hit him in the head.
>He turned and saw the culprit, someone as pristine looking as himself, groomed as well as him.
>”Knock it off, troglodyte.”
>”What are you gonna do about it Richie Rich? Throw more words at us your dad taught you?”
>Some of the eavesdroppers started giggling to themselves, causing those that surrounded them to start listening as well.
>”His daddy is too busy to teach him!” Said another, joining in on the free target that Corbin had become.
>”My father is fine, doing better things than you ever will.” He tried to put up an assault of his own, fueled by his pride that had to be instilled in him like a program to a computer.
>”Nah it ain’t his daddy! That nanny is the one he clings too all the time!” A certain amount of red began to flush his cheeks, he didn’t want the topic of her to be brought up in the few hours of the day she wasn’t with him.
>”More than his own mom!” Said a third, the entire class’s eyes were all drawn to him.
>”M-My nanny is only made to-”
>”She change your diapers? Kiss your booboos?” His mind grew more pained at knowing the truth, that he would rather she did all of these innocent things like a nandroid should.
>The reality of his life collided with the situation he was in, his cheeks grew pink, his heart hurting as the conversation was getting ripped out of his control by numbers alone.
>”His mom is the nandroid! He’s with her all the time! She even goes into the bathroom with him!” The entire class smelled blood, and was happy to splatter more.
>As one pointed and chanted, the original boy who started this, he sang his song. The other’s caught on, and a choir was born.
>M-A-M-A-B-O-Y
>MAMA’S BOY, MAMA’S BOY
>M-A-M-A-B-O-Y
>MAMA’S BOY, MAMA’S BOY
>It hurt, strangely enough it hurt.
>Being forcibly linked to that thing, being accused of such a thing when the reality was so much more disgusting.
>The nights of having to indulge in that machine’s sickening curiosity.
>He had to stop himself from vomiting in the class.
>He wished he was what they jeered him for.
>He wished he could have been an innocent mama’s boy.
Mmmm yummy greenslops
thank you for writing these greens nantales
nantales could never write this good
based and true nantales was the slop trojan horse disguising mediocrity with the promise of free requests and now everything is shit because of him
will Corbin ever be free of Molly's clutches? Can he even have a normal childhood at this point?
when is the next stolen nan sloptext?
>steals millie
>apes tatyana to make "chaika"
>spews garbage ms paint line tool "drawings" and nantales-tier greentexts in the threads
>dares to think hes aryan
necrobumptales moment
Kys rusty
Screenshotted for posterity.
this is an emmygay thread, right? is the comic actually worth reading or is this just waifu autism?
It's comfy, and the plot has been picking up as of late. It's also super short so you can find out by yourself if it's up your alley.
Cute (robot)girls and cute art. Dom's artstyle and coloring reminds me of a less exaggerated lynx. Story isn't terrible, but updates hardly leaves you at the edge of your seat either. Pacing's fairly slow as well, and I for one would welcome it if Dom went back to posting substantial updates every other week instead of the 5-6 panel strips he has been doing for a while now. Both to make the pacing feel less glacial, and so we'd actually have more than 1-2 panels to discuss per thread.
As the other anon said, it's not particularly long (140ish strips currently), so give it a shot and see what you think.
Note: Some of the girls you see in this thread are donutsteels of varying quality. They aren't in the strip. The one you posted is one of the original donutsteels.
Is everyone here enjoying their pain or is it just me the one who enjoys your pain?
there's pain? i thought it was about watching morons throwing slop at each other to annoy Cinemaphile as a whole
EtR and D:bH crossover, anyone?
>the nandroids go at the back of the bus
moar Avery
battle of the bawd droids
avery yukio and ula mud wrestling
Ula is the only canon droid. She wins by default.
did she sustain her facial damage after being too pricey with a client who got pissed off?
Canon doesn't factor into a hypothetical throwdown lol
Ula being a cabaret dancer makes her the only actual bawdbot. She still wins by default.
are we completely forgetting Molly was a top """secretary""" for Sterling for a whole 5 years before joining the other girls
>my zoomie feverdream is canon
She wasn't.
we are never told if Molly is five years old like the rest, highly likely she was dumped there for a newer secretary after her flavour wore off
Anon we see Molly in Emmy's class that means she was manufactured at the same time
we didn't see her come off the manufacturing line, she could've easily just been planted there
Not really no
she could've, why would she need to tell the truth? Molly is known for being able to disobey orders and even lie
Did you see that one comic where Emmy robbed her own family?
she put the pearls back after playing with him, unlike Molly who spat all that wine into the toilet. How gross
>robbed Madeline of her birthday party
Yeah, usually maids just steal some grocery money. It's time to go back to human maids who won't spaz out and smash your cake and traumatize your childhood.
Molly is the next to glitch, considering how she threatened the girls they would call out her glitch in a heartbeat
Being a bawd doesn't make you a good fighter
It's a battle of the bawdbots, and there's only one eligible contestant. That means she wins by default. It's not rocket surgery ¯_(ツ)_/¯
It's a mud wrestling contest, not a frick-off
Ula is much bigger than the average nandroid, she might have an advantage
This anon is the only one who actually offers up any legit reasons Ula would win
I wonder if a nandroid being newer than Ula's model would mean stronger motors
Updated dexterity of all parts most likely
No reason to. Nans aren't meant to be super strong, just strong enough to do chores. Smaller/quieter/cheaper/more energy efficient motors would be more realistic.
>Sterling nandroids
>no Sterling engines
>0/10
It's "Stirling" you fricking dipshit
I prefer it my way
bawd? More like black wiener prostitutes
Cool
Since when does cabaret dancing equal bawd? Who are you? Bill O fricking Reilly?
Molly caused at least one divorce during her years "servicing" the Sterling top brass
I wonder how they’ve shilled this idea that Nandroids simply cannot develop bugs to people who are presumably well educated. Anything can experience glitches, a stray high energy particle could flip a zero to a one at any point and there’s nothing you can really do about it. There are so many factors involved, even discounting cosmic influences, that to make a claim like Sterling has would be insane and patently fraudulent. You would only need a very cursory knowledge of how computing systems work to see through such a claim.
>how
Marketing. A tale as old as Steve. Rip in piss.
Amy just wants to be Molly's bestest friend
in Molly's eyes Amy is nothing but a prancing fool to be used however she see fits, all Molly ever views her "fellow nandroids" as is merely tools for her to use for whatever purpose
>weirded out by Amy's constant tries to befriend Molly She tells her exactly this directly to her face
>Amy can't believe what she is hearing
>It's true Amy I hate you your so called friends hate you and even your kid hates you. You are a terrible nandroid.
>Amy looks up with goop in her eyes
>No -
>What?
So we're straight up lying now
The thread is a quad anon, anything we say retroactively become true.
I'm retroactively making it all a lie
the greentexts have been nothing but truths, why has Corbin's parents not found out yet?
Nantales greentexts are true?
>Nandroids are goop
>a little bit of blue goop vomit slips out of Molly's mouth while she drunkenly stumbles around the big dark mansion
You haven't see that before? Everything they accuse Molly of doing is just stuff Emmy already did.
Emmy raped Corbin?
Yes, because I said so. You think blowing up a birthday cake is cause enough to send Emmy away? They know what really happened
you really bought into Molly's ruse of wearing a fake wig?
Actually that was a rumor started by Emmy. She's also the reason Franny is always late, she hides her shoes every morning.
Emmy is Franny's best friend, and with her help Franny had enough of Molly's bullying
horny Molly
If that's true why didn't Emmy stop the trolley for Franny when she's late? Truth be told Emmy doesn't like her all that well. She wasn't even excited to see her arrive to Madeline's party. The difference here is my stuff is true.
where are the levers, handles or buttons anywhere to inform the robot conductor to stop? Either the trolley is not outfitted with one of Dom just forgot to draw it in
>Polly
>Polly
She is the best nandroid and all you haters will see when Dom makes a page with her
Polly will break free of Molly's grip and become her own nandroid
If only they were sentient robots capable of speech
>the same joke nobody ever laughs at
Oh no no no no
doesn't seem like the conductor even shares the cabin with the passengers, its properly structured more like a regular train
Why even use a robot to drive the train and not have the train be a robot itself?
classic Dom writing
A train can't be punch out if it goes rogue.
what if we let Amy drive a train?
>Meanwhile in Amy's mind
?t=11
Good thing sentient was also a word I used! They can walk up and say please wait a moment someone is trying to board with children! Are you fricking stupid?
who's to say they are even allowed?
Molly put that sign there
lol
>Molly owns a Don't talk to me before my first wine shirt
>not allowed to talk to the bus driver
>which we have made a robot
>and given a face like something you'd interact with
>it MUST be molly's fault
The splinters are finally reaching your brain
>it MUST be molly's fault
you just cannot comprehend how deceitful and cunning Molly truly is, you think this janitor bot wasn't remotely controlled by Molly?
“Molly is immunized against all dangers: One may call her a scoundrel, drunkard, liar, prostitute, it all runs off her like water off a raincoat. But call her a child mollyster and you will be astonished at how she recoils, how injured she is, how she suddenly shrinks back: "I’ve been found out".”
>Goop lube
Amy Bee
>look at me Emmy! Look at me!
>Emmy is loading a gun crying
>You are doing great Amy you are an adorable little bee
>Everyone runs away screaming but she want to show how great she is
Amy is daydreaming daily how great life would bee
>95% of her processing power is spent simulating her daydreams of bees
>not suitable for children
This dialogue but it's Priya Khatri on the telephone and you see Amy in the background making a huge mess in the kitchen while Ajay is spinning in the microwave
"Amy... how did you even MANAGE to get nutella stuck to the ceiling?!"
>Is that my dress in the dishwasher?!
>Amy that's my book report! Stop chewing on it!
It's not Amy's fault she found out how honey was made that day
most nannies help their kids bathing, but Ajay has to clean Amy in the shower with how big a mess she makes
would you bathe Amy?
>you will never have your autist nandroid play in the bathtub with soap while washing her hair
nandroids don't have boobs
fake news
porcelain skin
guaranteed fun bathtime
>using a nondroid to confirm own head canon
>comparing random scribbles to the holy scripture
published in the year 0 of Dom
And what do you notice that's different from the first two and the last one. really look at it this time
Nice
Amy would have minimum a whole bucket of bathtub toys
Do outmodes hate older outmodes?
seeing what Emmy was taught in class, its easy to think all the models before her had the same thinking
There must also be outmodes who worship the newer models
A Missy bootlicking Molly
She would be cute in a nandroid outfit. Even if she was too tall to keep her undercarriage hidden.
lets be honest, who gives the best kisses?
Me
>Emmy: sweet and tender kiss
>Franny: shy shambling kiss
>Molly: total bawd
>Polly: completely mute kiss
>Amy: has to be explained how to
Molly would give forced tongue kisses stinking of cigar ash and wine, yuck
>human maids
>nantales
What does this even fricking mean
Wir schaffen das
can i have a big double fudge ice cream cone?
Is it a fetish for Amelia bedilia or something else
>chocolates filled with date rape drugs
Molly would rape on the first date. And steal your wallet too
Molly is the type to demand 50$ for the "privilege" of dating her
It's fricking tuesday and you people haven't discussed the comic since late sunday.
Go the frick away
Chewsday innit