England... LE BAD

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im English and I'm genuinely embarrassed by my countrymen who get mad at this movie. It's just a fricking film, get off it.
    Plus, most Scots are self aware enough to know this film is BS, they vandalized that post-movie William Wallace statue because it looked too much like Mel Gibson and people hated it lol

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The statue story was genuinely hilarious (pic related, the cage was due to said vandalism). They had to get rid of it and nobody else wanted to buy it. Iirc it actually went to one of Trump's golf courses.
      For the unaware, the real Wallace would've been dressed more like a Knight in proper metal armour, so this depiction is akin to portraying George Washington with a Mohawk and Tomahawk.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes his beginning as a soldier was in the movie where he kills an English knight trying to steal fish but stole his armour.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        b-but muh underdog.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Beautiful shot.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >For the unaware, the real Wallace would've been dressed more like a Knight in proper metal armour, so this depiction is akin to portraying George Washington with a Mohawk and Tomahawk.

        You dropped this

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >donor no.
          >p00f
          brilliant

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t think gays can donate plasma or blood. When I was broke I donated plasma and one of the main questions was if you had any same sex relations, or if you lived or were intimate with anyone who had same sex relations

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's probably because the NHS gave a bunch of people aids after dishing out contaminated blood and they got sued

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh this is in the states im referring to, I assumed they would be similar.
              It’s kind of funny actually one of the other questions is about if you lived or traveled to the UK, Gibraltar, or the falklands within a certain time as well. I figured it had something to do with the mad cow thing but you’re prob right

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No one wore plate armor in the 13th century

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No one wore plate armor in the 13th century

        >No one wore plate armor in the 13th century
        Was about to post this. He'd be wearing leather or studded armor. Actually, what he's wearing in the film is pretty appropriate armor wise(though a bit undersuited, probably for aesthetics). The main thing out of place is his regular clothing which is definitely worn in some weird style they didn't actually use in the time period.

        People give Braveheart way too much shit for its historical inaccuracy. Most "based on a true story" films aren't even half as historically accurate anyways. It's a messy film but it was extremely unique at the time and had was an excellent hero epic with a faux-Scottish flair. People caught up in nitpicking its historical accuracy were forcing the film to adhere to a standard it never intended to.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >leather or studded armor
          Fake fantasy dnd shit, studded armor isn’t a thing and leather armor was very rare

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Chainmail was obviously ubiquitous and probably the most common armor under everything, but availability mattered. The scottish armies of that period did indeed wear leather armor, either studded with metal plates, with chainmail, etc

            Studded armor was always a thing. It's cheaper to make a suit of armor with strategically placed harder armor and metals than it is to make a full suit.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He'd be wearing leather or studded armor.
          Dumb d&disms, all depictions of him not inspired by braveheart show him in the standard mail and surcoat of the time. The dress and armour depicted in a film is a mix of the highlights of Scottish history from around 700-1700ad, barely any of it makes sense for the time period.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            He'd be wearing mail and gambeson you daft bastard, not some leather from Spirit Halloween

            I don't know what to tell you guys. Leather armor was a thing. Studded armor was a thing. Metal plates and chainmail to absorb the shock of blows, Leather armor and padding to protect against impacts.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He'd be wearing mail and gambeson you daft bastard, not some leather from Spirit Halloween

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This film is based on actual history. The english were so buttblasted by Mel, that the propaganda machine started working overtime trying to revise history.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Plus, most Scots are self aware enough to know this film is BS
      I'm not even english and even I know scots are not self-aware.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think if you got mad at Braveheart at its release, you're a huge homosexual. It's just a silly epic hero movie. At the time, muslims and blacks played bad guys all the time and they weren't crying about it much at the time either. I get it more nowadays since white people in general are now the go to bad guy since "they can take it", and I know the English are historically misrepresented in the film to be mustache twirling despots, but people shouldn't lump the film in with modern anti-white films like OP appears to be doing.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick is wrong with people who vandalize statues? like, what sort of mental illness do they have?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The statue was ugly as frick to be fair.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's funny

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >like, what sort of mental illness do they have?
        leftism

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The movie was objectively good regardless of historical accuracy

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ingerlanders want to frick our sheeps and kill our women
    >THIS MEANS WAR!!!!!!

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Longshanks did nothing wrong

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How long was his shank?

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still the best video to come out of Scotland in the past 20 years

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      luv scotland, me

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        and that's a good thing.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            who and what? please to telling me sir

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's Naomi Scott, Anatomy of a Scandal is the show I believe.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                thank you sir, she is most ravishing and has excellent bobs

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          is that fricking ray stevenson?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            yes. rip in peace.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Was she raped?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                She did the needful.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, but she didn't feel it

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Designated shitting isles

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        So this is what redemption feels like
        #weredeemed

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Desi aunty village sex in Hindi

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        ARE YOU IMPLYING POCS CANT BE BRITISH, DEMON?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why is the pajeet from the Expanse the first minister of Scotland? Is that why he left the show?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        And they are all extremely conservative

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Britischer and Irischer saars shocked
        Indians rule.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They may take our lives, but they'll never take...OUR LOYALTY TO THE PROPHET MUHAMMAD, PEACE BE UPON HIM!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        AAAAARGGGHHH BROWN PEOPPLE NOOOOOO

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      tory c**t

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the problem with scotland is its full of scots

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >look lively guv'nor

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do the English really believe they were somehow good guys here for invading a neighbour not just once but twice (and failing both times lol)?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Edward actually did try to annex Scotland immediately after his friend the Scottish king died.
      The Scottish lords didn't even suspect it because they asked him to choose the king.
      And yes his excuse for annexing Scotland was since over one century before him a Scottish king submitted to an English king.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Edward had no role in Scotland until 1290. The lords did suspect Edward was planning on subjugating which is what led to the alliance with France.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yea, the gaylords

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't invade your own land m8

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thought you c**ts were still larping as anglo saxons? You bored of that now?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        And now England has no empire and is just an offshore banking state

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >England
          >Empire
          It was a Scottish and English empire (thus british) through and through, my historically illiterate mutt friend.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do people take their own side? Normally yes. Also Scotland was never "oppressed", it was an integral part of the united kingdom and probably contributed a disproportionate amount to it considering its much smaller population than England.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know mate, I think attempting to annex a foreign country through backstabbing politics and then invading by force for the sole purpose of subjugating that territory under your own rule when that doesn't work would be oppression-adjacent.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah Scotland would be way better of today if it was a backwater poverty shithole. Being a core part of the greatest empire in history is overrated.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            The union would be literal centuries after that event though.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >backwater poverty shithole
            This kind of thought is the reason why the Anglosphere is facing hard times.
            Not every nation needs to be an industrial superpower based on vicious consumerism and depression. If it's so good for them, then they should shut the frick up and live their lives. But no, their messiah complex was so strong that every nation needs to be like them but never greater than them, and just like the Romans, they are now overruled by immigrants who have an unracional hatred for them.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fat fricker.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          How is it oppression if they're unsuccessful

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          you're thinking in terms of modern nation states. It was simply a war between feudal lords - not like the result made any difference to Scottish peasants

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brits are the bad guys in the history of every fricking country in the world

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        the people of Hong Kong want us back, as do many Indians

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Feelsgoodman
        Reminds me of that map showing how the UK would help other European countries in the event of invasion but none would help the UK
        We don't give a frick we are just built different (protags)

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          (Agreed) although they would help us but wouldn't admit it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's not one-sided between England & Scotland, there has always been give and take.
      The Scottish also made up a huge chunk of the army during the height of the British Empire so I don't really much mind to them playing the victim.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >le both sides
        Explain the justification for England invading Scotland twice.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Explain the justification for Scotland raiding and invading over the borders multiple times.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's just a wee bit of patter.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >guy is clearly planning on taking over your country
            >"uh no, you can't attack us, we were supposed to attack first"

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scotland is evil too, but England is worse
    The Welsh are alright

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Irish and Scotts are evil rapists
      The English are backstabbing invaders
      The Welsh are the only good guys on those islands

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The Irish and Scotts are evil rapists

        Mate, I'm sorry you were beaten up by many of them, but maybe that was your fault.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    England is le bad

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It’s another Melly Sue rewrites and inserts himself into another country’s history to piss on the limeys fanfic.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We want to leave our union with england to become a third world country and beg the EU to take us in and import more third world savages but brown.
    Glaswegians are a cancer and im glad the rest of Scotland had some good sense

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, better to stick with the UK.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      As an Amerimutt who visited Glasgow recently, I think it may have been one of the few non-American cities I've seen to actually outdo ours in sheer lack of aesthetics

      I wanted to kill myself just driving through it

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just about any city will look shit if you cherrypick the worst views with grey overcast.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          best thing about our unis is you can just walk around them even if you arent a student, something americans will never understand

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bong cities had aesthetics prior to the 60s. Then some twats decided concrete was the way to go. Then some twats in the 2000s decided glass was the way to go.

        and that's a good thing.

        >A single bullet
        >£1
        >In 1920

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Humans are not commodities to be "imported".

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day you fricking animal

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's the matter guv'na, haven't had your sausage tea yet?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >sausage tea
            How is that even an insult you disgusting brown animal

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I am genuinely curious as to what led you believing that I am brown.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                self hating white is not the step up you think it is

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't hate myself and I don't revolve my personality and my identity around either my race. I should love myself a bit more maybe and I wish I was browner.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    any scots care to explain why you guys make your sausages square?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a more efficient use of the space inside the roll, mate.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        just slice the sausage down the middle if it's going on a sandwich

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If they don’t want to be made to look evil they should stop being evil

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody posted it yet?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine been seen as the most 'reasonable and competent' head of state in the UK by the left, with your own little fan boys and girls defending everything you do.
      Then having to resign and ruin your own and parties reputation overnight because you and the other heads of the party stole funds and bought a campervan

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's hilarious to me that of all the things a corrupt politician could spend stolen money on is a fricking motorhome
        >mwhahaha I can't wait to go camping in luxury!

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're obviously not a brit

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I live near Sheffield m8

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              as if that would prove anything

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've been drinking cider since 12 and have only eaten a single sausage roll all day. that enough proof?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's cultural appropriation, blackie

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm actually upset you think I'm a nig nog

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Was it at least a Greggs sausage roll?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                cheap tesco one that I picked up whilst I went to get my booze. I have some more in the fridge that I'm saving

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think the left is moronic, but all I'm seeing here is corrupt Scottish politicians getting arrested by Scottish policemen who swore an oath to the Scottish people

        Vs.

        Corrupt English politicians who get away Scot-free (heh), untouched by the police who sworn an oath not to the English people but to the King.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          This.
          Unreal to me that this campervan non-story is somehow a much bigger deal than this:
          https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/nov/23/revealed-tory-peer-michelle-mone-secretly-received-29m-from-vip-lane-ppe-firm

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Didn't upset trannies. Not worth investigating.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        a drop in the ocean compared to the corruption in London

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie tricked people into thinking the Scottish were cool, brave, and loved freedom when Scots actually don't have any of that

    Frankly I'm embarrassed I used to have a positive opinion of Scotland

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    swampbros...

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This tiktok is from Sweden not England

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can tell it's scandi but we have swamps too

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nautral waterbed.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i will retvrn to the swamp.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    are the english celtics that sailed to albion and warred with the gaelic?

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Braveheart was fricking kino historical fiction, and you homosexuals need to stop taking history lessons from films.

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's Mel's problem?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He knows how to make good movies and knows exactly who's in charge. Both of these are problems.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The women are gonna win a world cup before the men lol

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope they do, our men's team is fricking pathetic. they don't even try.

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