They did. That's the nerf. Caffeine made people not feel the alcohol so they would drink way more
They are way too sweet. Just get a high gravity and add a splash of punch if you want flavor
>brass monkey >that funky monkey!
1. Buy 40 of colt 45 + 12oz simply orange juice
2. Drink/pour out approximately 1/4 of the malt liquor
3. Pour in enough oj to replace that amount with orange juice
4. ???
5. Profit!!!
2
The added caffeine was the main appeal. Now it's just malt liquor with a shit ton of sugar.
>removes your caffeine
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I once watched a friend's roommate fend off like 6 cops while he was being tased (it did nothing) while he was wasted off 5 of the pre bans. He was kind of a schizo. He literally was screaming "MORE. I NEED IT. GIVE ME MORE!" as he was getting tased. Shit was wild. They ordered us into another room and to close the door because I think they thought they were going to have to shoot him. Finally managed to subdue him but I'm not kidding it took all 6 and they were all men.
i used to drink those when I was 16 and we'd get either homeless or older siblings to buy us booze. By the time I was 21 they had taken out the caffeine and it felt like society was changed forever. Are red lines still around? Those gave me the biggest rush you could get from non street drugs
>i used to drink those when I was 16
Drinking in high school really hit different. All those years I spent longing to be 21 only to find out getting away with it was half the rush.
Me and my buddy got a case of PBR and an eight ball and I showed him True Detective Season 1 over a long weekend. One of the best weekends of my college experience.
When I was 19 I drank 4 of these pre nerf and ended up on video hanging from the roof of a Mariott. I have no recollection of the event and when my buddy showed me I threw up and never had another drink until I was 25. Thanks for reading my blog.
I've been drinking at least 6 16 ounce Steele Reserves for the better of 15 years now nightly. But a single 4 Loko never fails to make me feel like my heart is going to literally explode. I don't know how you guys can drink it.
So I went to 7/11 and they had nothing but plastic and tall boys - so I went to the liquor store cattycorner and got a mickeys. Was gonna add some OJ but mickeys is already sweet AF.
>gives you the worst hangover you'll ever have
wtf is that? look like something ghetto black guys drink
It's the strength of strong wine and you can get two 28oz cans for 7 dollars.
I thought they just took the caffeine out?
They did. That's the nerf. Caffeine made people not feel the alcohol so they would drink way more
They are way too sweet. Just get a high gravity and add a splash of punch if you want flavor
>brass monkey
>that funky monkey!
1. Buy 40 of colt 45 + 12oz simply orange juice
2. Drink/pour out approximately 1/4 of the malt liquor
3. Pour in enough oj to replace that amount with orange juice
4. ???
5. Profit!!!
2
I once watched a friend's roommate fend off like 6 cops while he was being tased (it did nothing) while he was wasted off 5 of the pre bans. He was kind of a schizo. He literally was screaming "MORE. I NEED IT. GIVE ME MORE!" as he was getting tased. Shit was wild. They ordered us into another room and to close the door because I think they thought they were going to have to shoot him. Finally managed to subdue him but I'm not kidding it took all 6 and they were all men.
>He literally was screaming "MORE. I NEED IT. GIVE ME MORE!" as he was getting tased
massive
The added caffeine was the main appeal. Now it's just malt liquor with a shit ton of sugar.
canned darwinism
Zoomer alcohol
zoomers never even got to drink the real 4loko, this shit is pure millennial
they got nerfed 10 years ago
fortunately the government will let us buy disposable vapes instead
>removes your caffeine
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Anybody else who was in high school in the late 00s around have that one indian run convenience store who wouldn't card?
Only pajeets I can respect
it was koreans for me and hardly had anything properly labeled in the store, quite based
Not available in my market unfortunately
i used to drink those when I was 16 and we'd get either homeless or older siblings to buy us booze. By the time I was 21 they had taken out the caffeine and it felt like society was changed forever. Are red lines still around? Those gave me the biggest rush you could get from non street drugs
Were all on hippie crack now
>i used to drink those when I was 16
Drinking in high school really hit different. All those years I spent longing to be 21 only to find out getting away with it was half the rush.
>Gives you incredible chest pain 45 minutes after drinking
>enhanced your manboobs
>he he nothing personal kid.
I'm quatro Crazy
I love cheap alcohol and cocaine.
Watching an HBO doc about alcoholics called Risky Drinking. It's ok.
Uh, based?
Me and my buddy got a case of PBR and an eight ball and I showed him True Detective Season 1 over a long weekend. One of the best weekends of my college experience.
Lets go boys
got damn that is hard corps
the original recipe was great, with all the caffeine
why haven't they made five loco?
4loko fricks me up
When I was 19 I drank 4 of these pre nerf and ended up on video hanging from the roof of a Mariott. I have no recollection of the event and when my buddy showed me I threw up and never had another drink until I was 25. Thanks for reading my blog.
I've been drinking at least 6 16 ounce Steele Reserves for the better of 15 years now nightly. But a single 4 Loko never fails to make me feel like my heart is going to literally explode. I don't know how you guys can drink it.
So I went to 7/11 and they had nothing but plastic and tall boys - so I went to the liquor store cattycorner and got a mickeys. Was gonna add some OJ but mickeys is already sweet AF.
I was in college back when this shit was killing everyone. I miss it.
>born too late to experience amphetamine
>born just in time to experience fourloko cucked edition