Enjoy your movie anon. By the way, you can't bring outside food into the theater. We have plenty of refreshments available for purchase right here though, what can I get you?
Enjoy your movie anon. By the way, you can't bring outside food into the theater.
The usual, Robert. The usual.
I’ll get a Robert Dog with zesty mustard
Frick you Robert you will let me take my large pepperoni pizza + chicken wings and large Diet Coke combo meal into the movie or I'm never coming back.
Does anyone else bring a piss bottle to the movies ? I gotta pee at least twice in 2-3 hours since i always stay well hydrated.
you drink piss during the movie?
Sure, its crystal clear and pure like the water from a high altitude mountain stream
i just piss on the floor. they have janitors for a reason
Yes. I wear a big zip up sweatshirt I can take off and use as a blanket so I can pee and play on piece
>he doesnt catheter max
Im pissing right now and no one would even know
>eating in the cinema
do americans really? I can understand it if you were watching at home but outside?
Yeah man once took a whole thanksgiving dinner in between my friends and I. Shit was cash
I usually go for a kfc bucket because I like to throw the bones at the screen when the bad guys start talking
Popcorn clerks don't check for food on you or even mention it. that's not their job and they don't care. They don't care if you don't buy food from either, they get paid the same amount either way and your fat ass can't help itself.
Not all of us are big or brave enough to stand up to the ushers have some understanding
Hey Rob, did anyone ever tell you that you look like the "Hot Drinks" homie?
I'd rather go to the movies with a bear than a man.
i give robert a tenner to turn a blind eye
i ALWAYS bring a box or two of candy from the local Walgreens to a movie. its a tradition my parents instilled in my as a kid.
Dont worry Robert im only bringing in a bottle of vodka, you dont sell those anyways.
ha ha What are you implying, Robert? That I have a footlong Spicy Italian Subway sandwich in the waistband of my pants? Perhaps I just have a massive wiener.
You're paranoid Robert, ha ha you're crazy, man.
Robert.. where the fat guy on the popcorn booth?
>Come on, dad, Anon would never do something like that!
>So, whatchu gonna have, Anon?
>Maybe some... chocolate?
cringe
I could never date robert's daughter, she (and him) only deserve the best and that would not be me. I would defile her in ways unimaginable and I could never do that to my brother robert
Robert and his daughter are built purely for anal abuse
Aw come on Rob it's just one little can of beans. I won't spill any on the seats this time, pinky promise.
Depends. Is the fat cracker who flips the popcorn bucket around working now?
>Hello Anon, I want to play a-
>No anon, the kinoplex isn't even showing American Society of Magical Black folks anymore, stop asking for another ticket
I hate you morons so fricking much. I haven't been to the cinema in over a decade because of a medical condition.
I finally went a month ago to see Dunc with some work friends. So imagine my absolute surprise when I buy my ticket with my colleagues and then saunter up to the concession stand to ask for some crab legs. My coworkers started giggling. The teenage cashier looked at me like I was speaking French and asked me to repeat it. So I said, a little more nervously, that I wanted some standard crab legs.
It's now an office meme and I'm the crabs-legs-guy. I literally haven't gone a single day without someone asking me if I "want crab legs with that?"
It's gotten so bad I'm considering quitting. ALL BECAUSE YOU FRICKERS TOLD ME IT WAS NORMAL CINEMA FOOD
It is normal cinema food.
In France.
Your coworkers are plebs who took you to a ghetto theater. Did your kinoplex have a valet?
Uhh anon, kinoplexes with crab legs have giant live crab vats that you can see when you walk in. It should've been obvious.
The crab legs are shit anyways, you should have gotten the wagyu NY strip.
You idiot, everybody knows that as a special celebration for Dunc they wouldn't serve crab legs for some time, you should have asked for the Tleilaxu special, it's just crab legs but they come in that sexy sandworm bucket.
I've stopped having snacks and drinks altogether at the movies. Ever since a couple years ago when I went to go see the ten commandments in theaters for Easter. I had a soda and had to piss for 2 fricking hours, only for the intermission to not even be long enough to piss.
what's a movie theater, is it like a Black person ghetto
>Haha, what are you doing back here, anon? You know this area is restricted to employees only.
I know you're hiding crab legs back here Robert, hand em over
nothing, I'm on a diet.
>nervously sprints out of his view
Why was Chris Chan on jeopardy ?
Last time in the cinema, I brought nuts, Chips, gummy worms, liters of Coke and water. Every half n hour I ran through the whole screen from left to right to piss.
Nobody could stop me
Get me one of the Little Mermaid vessels from the back. Don't cheap out on me, I know you still have a few.