Enjoy your movie anon. By the way, you can't bring outside food into the theater.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The usual, Robert. The usual.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’ll get a Robert Dog with zesty mustard

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you Robert you will let me take my large pepperoni pizza + chicken wings and large Diet Coke combo meal into the movie or I'm never coming back.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone else bring a piss bottle to the movies ? I gotta pee at least twice in 2-3 hours since i always stay well hydrated.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you drink piss during the movie?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sure, its crystal clear and pure like the water from a high altitude mountain stream

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i just piss on the floor. they have janitors for a reason

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. I wear a big zip up sweatshirt I can take off and use as a blanket so I can pee and play on piece

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesnt catheter max
      Im pissing right now and no one would even know

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >eating in the cinema
    do americans really? I can understand it if you were watching at home but outside?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah man once took a whole thanksgiving dinner in between my friends and I. Shit was cash

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I usually go for a kfc bucket because I like to throw the bones at the screen when the bad guys start talking

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Popcorn clerks don't check for food on you or even mention it. that's not their job and they don't care. They don't care if you don't buy food from either, they get paid the same amount either way and your fat ass can't help itself.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not all of us are big or brave enough to stand up to the ushers have some understanding

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey Rob, did anyone ever tell you that you look like the "Hot Drinks" homie?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather go to the movies with a bear than a man.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i give robert a tenner to turn a blind eye

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i ALWAYS bring a box or two of candy from the local Walgreens to a movie. its a tradition my parents instilled in my as a kid.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dont worry Robert im only bringing in a bottle of vodka, you dont sell those anyways.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ha ha What are you implying, Robert? That I have a footlong Spicy Italian Subway sandwich in the waistband of my pants? Perhaps I just have a massive wiener.

    You're paranoid Robert, ha ha you're crazy, man.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Robert.. where the fat guy on the popcorn booth?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Come on, dad, Anon would never do something like that!
    >So, whatchu gonna have, Anon?
    >Maybe some... chocolate?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cringe

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I could never date robert's daughter, she (and him) only deserve the best and that would not be me. I would defile her in ways unimaginable and I could never do that to my brother robert

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Robert and his daughter are built purely for anal abuse

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aw come on Rob it's just one little can of beans. I won't spill any on the seats this time, pinky promise.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Depends. Is the fat cracker who flips the popcorn bucket around working now?

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hello Anon, I want to play a-
    >No anon, the kinoplex isn't even showing American Society of Magical Black folks anymore, stop asking for another ticket

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate you morons so fricking much. I haven't been to the cinema in over a decade because of a medical condition.
    I finally went a month ago to see Dunc with some work friends. So imagine my absolute surprise when I buy my ticket with my colleagues and then saunter up to the concession stand to ask for some crab legs. My coworkers started giggling. The teenage cashier looked at me like I was speaking French and asked me to repeat it. So I said, a little more nervously, that I wanted some standard crab legs.
    It's now an office meme and I'm the crabs-legs-guy. I literally haven't gone a single day without someone asking me if I "want crab legs with that?"
    It's gotten so bad I'm considering quitting. ALL BECAUSE YOU FRICKERS TOLD ME IT WAS NORMAL CINEMA FOOD

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is normal cinema food.
      In France.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your coworkers are plebs who took you to a ghetto theater. Did your kinoplex have a valet?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Uhh anon, kinoplexes with crab legs have giant live crab vats that you can see when you walk in. It should've been obvious.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The crab legs are shit anyways, you should have gotten the wagyu NY strip.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You idiot, everybody knows that as a special celebration for Dunc they wouldn't serve crab legs for some time, you should have asked for the Tleilaxu special, it's just crab legs but they come in that sexy sandworm bucket.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've stopped having snacks and drinks altogether at the movies. Ever since a couple years ago when I went to go see the ten commandments in theaters for Easter. I had a soda and had to piss for 2 fricking hours, only for the intermission to not even be long enough to piss.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's a movie theater, is it like a Black person ghetto

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Haha, what are you doing back here, anon? You know this area is restricted to employees only.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know you're hiding crab legs back here Robert, hand em over

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nothing, I'm on a diet.
    >nervously sprints out of his view

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why was Chris Chan on jeopardy ?

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Last time in the cinema, I brought nuts, Chips, gummy worms, liters of Coke and water. Every half n hour I ran through the whole screen from left to right to piss.
    Nobody could stop me

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get me one of the Little Mermaid vessels from the back. Don't cheap out on me, I know you still have a few.

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