>entire franchise based on a dog being killed

>entire franchise based on a dog being killed

Anyone else think this was kinda dumb? It's just a fricking dog. Would have made more sense if he'd had to come back into the hitman life for something more substantial.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That dog was the last thing left behind by his wife
    Did you even watch the film?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I did. I'm just saying, he goes through all this just to avenge a fricking dog. It's just kinda funny given the scope of everything

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Are you autistic, anon? It's okay if you are.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I happen to be yeah
          Why what's that got to do with anything

          You can only understand principles if you have them

          Principles like?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            whats mine is mine.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The dog wasn't the cause. It was just the catalyst to have John return to the killer he always was. He tried hiding his true nature by retiring and marrying someone outside of the life. But fate decided that he could never leave that life behind.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Wifey was the only thing keeping him stable, as soon as she died he was gonna go off the rails again, it was just a matter of time. The dog was a temporary band-aid that might have helped him stay on track for awhile but as soon as dipshit killed it any chance of Wick staying "normal" was gone

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Again, it wasn't just because "it was a dog", they desicrated one of the last things that he had to remember her.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        > he goes through all this
        >all this
        It's a lot to normal people. It's an average Tuesday for John. He was only going back to the life he was comfortable with.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/cn9sK2M.jpg

        >entire franchise based on a dog being killed

        Anyone else think this was kinda dumb? It's just a fricking dog. Would have made more sense if he'd had to come back into the hitman life for something more substantial.

        >It's just a fricking dog

        It's a white person thing. You wouldn't get it.

        They are going for the Leddit audience because ledditors are known to value animals over humans and they constantly obsess over them.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          why would anyone value humans? of course my dog is more valuable, it brings me mail and things of that nature

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            gays like you are just the same as dog moms who value thier fur babies like the babies they should already be pregnant with.
            Imaging being so culturally deficient and malsocial you value a dog over a human and brag about it like it’s not some sort of manchild cope.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              In normal circumstances I'd agree with you but gangs are scum and deserve no sympathy. Yes, a dog is worth more than low life gopnik trash.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              that's right, I don't value you
              you're an insect to me

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Black person robs your house

              pick your desired outcome:
              >Black person kills dog which is good because a human life is worth more than a dogs
              >dog kills Black person because my dogs life is worth more than a random piece of shit Black folk

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It was also the disrespect shown, the home invasion, and the humiliation. Thats the part that stings, when ppl insult me i dont care what they say because i have thought worse about myself. Its the fact that they want to insult me that makes me mad.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's LITERALLY a joke in the movies is that he's such a badass, you mess with him even a little bit because he's going to come after you like nothing else.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yes THATS THE FRICKING JOKE

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It wasn't just a dog though. It was a gift from his dead wife and the last thing he had tying him to her.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You can only understand principles if you have them

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    its leddit and i never say that. though i did enjoy the ending of the second one.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's that even if his wife didn't leave him a dog he would have snapped anyways

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only the first one is kino action. The rest is brain dead stupid goon coming out to be shot by Wick and co.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >It's just a fricking dog

    It's a white person thing. You wouldn't get it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm white as frick and I hate dogs

      whats mine is mine.

      bit much given what he does
      would he have had the same reaction to just the car being taken?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        very likely yes. If you know you are the top of the food chain, it is hard to take any shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Probably not, no. He isn't sentimentally attached to his car, and could easily buy another one.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're autistic, racial norms no longer apply because your brain is literally broken.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Clearly you are not familiar with the utter bullshit that ensues whenever someone defends themselves against a pitbull (negligently) owned by a black person.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, compare it to Deathwish. The main characters wife was murdered and his daughter raped. THAT is cause for revenge.
    John Wick is just soicore for women and trannies.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      watch this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I would if you didn't just spoil the ending to it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          how did I ruin the ending

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I now know it has an amgibuous ending with him bleeding out somewhere.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          moron

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    only the first movie is about his dog dying and even then its only like 2/3 of it. it later becomes about getting revenge for his friend the green goblin dying i think. maybe im misremembering but i think at a certain point he seemed willing to call it good but the russian boss kept pushing him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >maybe im misremembering but i think at a certain point he seemed willing to call it good but the russian boss kept pushing him
      It's been awhile since I've seen it as well, but I think it was moreso
      >I'm going to kill your son, don't stop me or I'll kill you too
      >well I didn't want to frick with John, but I can't just let him kill my son
      and then it just escalates from there

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm going to kill your son, don't stop me or I'll kill you too
        >Well I didn't want to frick with John, but I can't just let him kill my son
        >Give me your son or I kill you now
        >My son is now dead, but it's over
        >Nope just kidding, I'm going to kill John's friend
        First thing's first, without context John's nuts for murdering anybody over the dog. However, nobody can blame Viggo for defending his son, this judgment too is without context.

        I think the only time someone truly fricks up is when Viggo kills Marcus when John had squared things. Viggo blaming Marcus for not killing John in time is a bit of a stretch not to mention it obviously will put John back on the warpath. John, again, squares it.

        I think the only problem is the later movies where every character does not respect what kind of person John is. They don't respect his legend or legendary status so they frick with him just like Viggo fricked with him by killing Marcus. You kinda can't blame Viggo for killing Marcus because the man just lost his son but you CAN blame all the other frickers in the later movies for coming after John for no real good reason.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    People love their dogs so they empathize with a protagonist that also loved his dog. This shit ain't deep. If that isn't enough for you they also clearly showed you that it symbolized his connection to his wife, and was therefore the only thing that kept him from becoming the Baba Yaga again.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the first one was kino and they should have cut to credits and left it ambiguous with him bleeding out on the pier.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >if they wont give up keanu spike kino we will make it ourselves

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, I like it. Its the proverbial straw that breaks the camels back.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically would murder someone if they killed my cat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >unironically
      the only thing you can murder is a 24 pack of dr. pepper

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >furmom thinks her twitter complaints amount to real life badassery

        you would be out after .5 seconds after you try to punch someone like in da movies and break your hand on someones skull

        shut up, you stupid Black folk

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          aww

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >furmom thinks her twitter complaints amount to real life badassery

      you would be out after .5 seconds after you try to punch someone like in da movies and break your hand on someones skull

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        why are you lying to him? knocking people out ain't hard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sad that everything is so muddied in irony now that people say "unironically" instead of "sincerely" as if irony is just the default

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thats the ironic part of saying unironic. Because unironic is simple the baseline, normal life. You dont say the non colour when talking about black.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          because people are often ironic on the internet but not as often figurative

          have a nice day. you're a cancer

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            its ok, i know youre saying that ironically

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        because people are often ironic on the internet but not as often figurative

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's what makes it fun. It's clearly not a realistic movie so a seemingly dumb reason like this becomes a good decision.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >That's what makes it fun. It's clearly not a realistic movie so a seemingly dumb reason like this becomes a good decision.

      yeah this is a movie about harry potter assassins with a secret society and shit. john is a high level character just trying to relax and some lowbie fricked with him. its fun to watch im rain down hell

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The joke is all revenge flick motivations are over wraght and cringe.
      Making it so silly actually makes the movie better.

      this

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What did you expect from an unhinged psychopathic mass murder?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Changbot detected

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The joke is all revenge flick motivations are over wraght and cringe.
    Making it so silly actually makes the movie better.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly that's why the first one was the best. It's just an unassuming action flick dealing in pure spectacle. It's a lot more modest and honest about itself than the sequels where the writing is starting to buy into the bullshit to the point we start getting AssCreed shit seeping into 3.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Like what, some c**t? Not all that substantial. And following the great american action movie tradition, obviously taken straight from the american life,she would just drop him at the first chance.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You wouldn’t know if you never owned a beagle.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You forgot about the
    >BOSS 429 VERY RARE GREY INTERIOR AND GRAY EXTERIOR COMBINATION A/C BLOWS COLD NO TIRE KICKERS NO LOWBALLERS I KNOW WHAT I HAVE
    though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t know anything about cars.
      Was his car a meme choice?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not really. Maybe it was an hommage to Gone in 60 seconds, both old and new.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >NO LOWBALLERS I KNOW WHAT I HAVE
      this always gets me. im going to use it on an mmo because ive been trying to sell some purples this last week but gays have been b***hing about my price. Black folk dont buy it if you dont like the price. you act like me trying to make money by selling something is some secret im trying to keep from you

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This shit is fricking hilarious and frustrating at the same time. They all act like picrel when it's right fricking there in their face what the deal is. Accept it or don't, transforming into a tribesman isn't going to get you shit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The best (mentally painful) thing is when they insult you, tell you they're going to buy it from someone else (as if they assume you don't know you have the lowest price already), and then tell you the game is dying.

          My favourite experience was I had the highest stock of something and I was the only person online who had that much stock. I had it overpriced by a ridiculous amount because it's a thing that could be converted to something worth my inflated price so there was no real intention to sell it. And some guy DEMANDED I sell it to him at the market rate and I just told him no and he just lost it pissed to hell I wouldn't sell. It's like I bought a stock knowing it will appreciate in a week, price it at that price where it will peak, and some butthole comes screaming at me to sell it at current market value.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            There's no shortage of mmo karens out there. I will say though every once in a while you run into a real merchant who isn't just another failed haggler reeeing at you through a serious of pathetic demands, but actually understand how shit works and compliment you on the savvy before going on to do their own with others or even offering you a deal for themselves to mirror the one they just bought into. I always make it a point to keep track of the guys who deal in no-nonsense professionalism like that. The worst that can happen is you meet someone you don't like and part ways, but otherwise you could have the beginnings of a consortium on your hands and that shit pays dividends.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >beginnings of a consortium
              I know exactly what you mean but there's no way I can weasel into one of those. Or start one. I really want to leverage my foresight to predict these price increases and profit off it with the power of multiple players but I just don't play enough to be able to commit the ass-on-chair time to participate in that sort of thing.

              I can't say I've ever encountered a fellow traveller who praises you on playing the market like they are. I don't really care that they're sharks it's the fact that it seems like a mandatory requirement of being a shark is to be a completely belligerent butthole when you refuse their low-ball offer for a fast sale. The circumstance of a mute parting of ways is often the best case scenario.

              I've tried joining a few casual sorts of groups for the community aspect and helping people because you kinda sorta care about but it just isn't great. You lurk to get a feel for the place and when you say something someone big dicks you because I guess it's like normal to bully the new guy? The new guy whose been there for weeks and doesn't feel the need to talk incessantly about every fricking insect that flies across their screen. It seems like every community is full of people starved for attention (as they would be because the communities are anchored by streamers/YouTubers) and so there are just so obviously people jockeying for attention and acting big and it's just flagrantly obnoxious. Yunno what I mean, the guy who everyone thinks is the smartest in the room, talks like he's the smartest in the room, but once someone who is actually smart shows up the group protects the pre-existing dog.

              It's so fricking weird these gaming communities. I don't know what they were like before but I'm fricking "old" now and they are also "old" but they are fricking children. And they take and beg and never make any effort to give back. They're not even competent sharks they're like shitty bottom feeders.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

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              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Jesus Christ

                I guess I'm supposed to feel better that it's not like that anymore?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's dumb is making the 2 sequels when it should have just ended right there. It's clear they ran out of ideas and had nothing left except the fight scenes. The 3rd movie was just sad.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >It's just a fricking dog.
    So what would you have done?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sucked off the russian so that his happiness from killing my dog and getting a full suck and swallow is greater than my sadness of losing my chonkers, thereby increase the net happiness of the world

      t. reddit user

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They beat the shit out of him and stole his car too.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was just an excuse to make john woo fan fiction. The dog is irrelevant.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    to me if i curb stomp your little kid on the sidewalk, it would be just a child.

    if i see you fricking with a cat or a dog on the street i will give you a concussion.

    act like a Black person be treated like a Black person

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why did he replace the cute dog with an ugly one at the end? I haven't seen the third one, is the ugly dog still around?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What would happen if the ugly dog mauled a cute dog?

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care I just like watching 3 gun: the movie. Don't even care if it's realistic and not just mobs rushing at him to get headshot.

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