>John K in the game, my cartoons go wild. Unconventional, edgy, like a mischievous child. I changed TV animation and pushed all the rules. So it sad to see the current state of cartoons. Sugar, your show's are all gay and sissy. Seriously, nobody wants to watch a fat kid talk about his feelings. So go back to tumblr sweety while the real men continue entertaining.
Rebecca Sugar:
I'm the maestro of emotion, weaving tales so sweet,
In the animated realm, I'm the one you can't beat.
From Steven Universe to Adventure Time's delight,
My creations spark magic, your style's out of sight.
John Kricfalusi:
Hold up, Sugar, you're in for a surprise,
Ren & Stimpy's chaos, it'll open your eyes.
I pioneered the odd, the wild, and the absurd,
Your melodies can't match the craziness I've stirred.
Rebecca Sugar:
Your Ren & Stimpy antics, yeah, they made a mark,
But let's be real, John, it's time to embark.
On a journey through feelings, complexity untold,
In Steven's universe, emotions unfold.
John Kricfalusi:
Sugar, your sweetness won't phase me a bit,
In the world of cartoons, I'm the original misfit.
You talk about feelings, I'll show you the raw,
Ren & Stimpy's laughter, forever the law.
Rebecca Sugar:
Your raw may be rough, but my gems are refined,
In the Cartoon Network legacy, my legacy's enshrined.
From heartwarming moments to lessons so clear,
In this rap battle, John, it's becoming clear.
John Kricfalusi:
Sugar, your universe is a cozy space,
But in the chaotic canvas, I set the pace.
Ren & Stimpy's laughter, it echoes through time,
In the rap battle of toons, I'll end this rhyme.
Saccharine poison in a vice-like grip
Wielded by girls without any breasts
Is a man a man if he can't sometimes SCREAM?
How can warm fuzzy smiles be so MEAN?!
Speaking of cults, what did you and Ward do?
Your scions are hacks, and creepy fricks, too.
Fleshed-out stick figures made the industry worse.
How could you ever be proud of a legacy so cursed?
Their stories are derivative
Uninspired mash
Guess I should've seen it coming
From that fifth season trash
My characters may be ugly
But at least they're alive
Not spouting PSAs
Like they're fresh from the hive
My girls like sex
From boys too
Cuz they weren't touched too much
At Joe's BBQ
Saccharine poison in a vice-like grip
Wielded by girls without any breasts
Is a man a man if he can't sometimes SCREAM?
How can warm fuzzy smiles be so MEAN?!
John
Observe my lines
Divine
My forms graze the heavens
Worlds away from your brethren
And you
Can't
Touch me
John
My stories have depth
Complex
While you pantomime buttsex
What dreck
Entrancing generations with
Galactic complications
Intrigue
Mystery
John
If only you could do me
Discreet
Keep those perversions far behind the curtains
And your horny cult
Oblique
*Peter Griffin pulls down his pants and takes a long fart* NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH
John
Observe my lines
Divine
My forms graze the heavens
Worlds away from your brethren
And you
Can't
Touch me
John
My stories have depth
Complex
While you pantomime buttsex
What dreck
Entrancing generations with
Galactic complications
Intrigue
Mystery
John
If only you could do me
Discreet
Keep those perversions far behind the curtains
And your horny cult
Oblique
Steven Spielberg: Now hold you two you're dealing with the real animiac when it comes to both of you you're animating hacks, with my works it brought animation back.
But when it comes to your cartoons it made animations wack, let's start with Jon K lets cut straight to the chase if you wanted some happy happy joy at least mess with girls your own age you Iiidiot! Much like cans without labels you ain't getting shit the only person that actually likes schtick is just some guy named guy and it makes me sick!
Now Rebecca come along with me, as I'll explain how your cartoon fricked up our industry, making sure things aren't on model what were you thinking!? It's real god awful, if I had a fanbase as bad as yours I'd make like your main voice actor did in a room full of padded doors. How can you even call the show steven universe when the whole damn thing isn't about the world or it's damn universe!?
(Sugar)
Mr Spielberg! It's a pleasure!
But there must be some error
You see, I'm a darling of the industry
Just regard my ukulele, so twee.
(Kricfalusi)
Pretty rich coming from you, Steve
Spare me yet another reprieve
Before I overdose on the hypocrisy
Sure, the girls I liked were pretty damn new
But at least I didn't turn any kids into shoes
Spielberg: John don't go saying things you can't prove in the court of law because all things considered you got it easier than you should!
Now Rebecca you're not even the best in your scene you're only seen doing well because they got rid of half of their shows! your israeliteniverse got saved all because of the nose! If I wanted to see something actually good or funny on CN I'd rather watch the hateful fart show that the CEO wanted to end.
John K: I am john k and I am here to say... wait is that teenage girl I am on my way
Justin Roiland: John K more like John gay- wait did you say there a teenage girl I going to join the fray
They both made child porn
but who did it better?
Clearly Sugar, because she didn't get her career destroyed as a result.
One raped real teenagers
One drew cartoon kids fricking
The worse one is clear
The both did that
Rebecca joined in with John K
proof?
hi john
>John K in the game, my cartoons go wild. Unconventional, edgy, like a mischievous child. I changed TV animation and pushed all the rules. So it sad to see the current state of cartoons. Sugar, your show's are all gay and sissy. Seriously, nobody wants to watch a fat kid talk about his feelings. So go back to tumblr sweety while the real men continue entertaining.
Rebecca Sugar:
I'm the maestro of emotion, weaving tales so sweet,
In the animated realm, I'm the one you can't beat.
From Steven Universe to Adventure Time's delight,
My creations spark magic, your style's out of sight.
John Kricfalusi:
Hold up, Sugar, you're in for a surprise,
Ren & Stimpy's chaos, it'll open your eyes.
I pioneered the odd, the wild, and the absurd,
Your melodies can't match the craziness I've stirred.
Rebecca Sugar:
Your Ren & Stimpy antics, yeah, they made a mark,
But let's be real, John, it's time to embark.
On a journey through feelings, complexity untold,
In Steven's universe, emotions unfold.
John Kricfalusi:
Sugar, your sweetness won't phase me a bit,
In the world of cartoons, I'm the original misfit.
You talk about feelings, I'll show you the raw,
Ren & Stimpy's laughter, forever the law.
Rebecca Sugar:
Your raw may be rough, but my gems are refined,
In the Cartoon Network legacy, my legacy's enshrined.
From heartwarming moments to lessons so clear,
In this rap battle, John, it's becoming clear.
John Kricfalusi:
Sugar, your universe is a cozy space,
But in the chaotic canvas, I set the pace.
Ren & Stimpy's laughter, it echoes through time,
In the rap battle of toons, I'll end this rhyme.
Saccharine poison in a vice-like grip
Wielded by girls without any breasts
Is a man a man if he can't sometimes SCREAM?
How can warm fuzzy smiles be so MEAN?!
John
Observe my lines
Divine
My forms graze the heavens
Worlds away from your brethren
And you
Can't
Touch me
John
My stories have depth
Complex
While you pantomime buttsex
What dreck
Entrancing generations with
Galactic complications
Intrigue
Mystery
John
If only you could do me
Discreet
Keep those perversions far behind the curtains
And your horny cult
Oblique
Speaking of cults, what did you and Ward do?
Your scions are hacks, and creepy fricks, too.
Fleshed-out stick figures made the industry worse.
How could you ever be proud of a legacy so cursed?
Their stories are derivative
Uninspired mash
Guess I should've seen it coming
From that fifth season trash
My characters may be ugly
But at least they're alive
Not spouting PSAs
Like they're fresh from the hive
My girls like sex
From boys too
Cuz they weren't touched too much
At Joe's BBQ
*Peter Griffin pulls down his pants and takes a long fart* NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH
Steven Spielberg: Now hold you two you're dealing with the real animiac when it comes to both of you you're animating hacks, with my works it brought animation back.
But when it comes to your cartoons it made animations wack, let's start with Jon K lets cut straight to the chase if you wanted some happy happy joy at least mess with girls your own age you Iiidiot! Much like cans without labels you ain't getting shit the only person that actually likes schtick is just some guy named guy and it makes me sick!
Now Rebecca come along with me, as I'll explain how your cartoon fricked up our industry, making sure things aren't on model what were you thinking!? It's real god awful, if I had a fanbase as bad as yours I'd make like your main voice actor did in a room full of padded doors. How can you even call the show steven universe when the whole damn thing isn't about the world or it's damn universe!?
(Sugar)
Mr Spielberg! It's a pleasure!
But there must be some error
You see, I'm a darling of the industry
Just regard my ukulele, so twee.
(Kricfalusi)
Pretty rich coming from you, Steve
Spare me yet another reprieve
Before I overdose on the hypocrisy
Sure, the girls I liked were pretty damn new
But at least I didn't turn any kids into shoes
Spielberg: John don't go saying things you can't prove in the court of law because all things considered you got it easier than you should!
Now Rebecca you're not even the best in your scene you're only seen doing well because they got rid of half of their shows! your israeliteniverse got saved all because of the nose! If I wanted to see something actually good or funny on CN I'd rather watch the hateful fart show that the CEO wanted to end.
Needs more lyrics about off-model work, problematic olympics, plot bs, and personal life jabs before it's a wrap.
JOHN KRICFALUSI VS JUSTIN ROILAND would be better.
I've always thought Justin Kricfalusi versus John Lasseter would be an ideal matchup, as well as Justin Roiland versus Alex Hirsch.
*John Kricfalusi, I'm dumbass
John K: I am john k and I am here to say... wait is that teenage girl I am on my way
Justin Roiland: John K more like John gay- wait did you say there a teenage girl I going to join the fray
do Seth MacFarlane vs. John Kricfalusi next
You guys are getting me through work! Thank you!