I bet erf bullshited his way out of it somehow just wait
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Nah, anon, I think our boy Erf is gone for good.
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My comics are malicious, mean and scary
My drawing could curdle dairy
And violence wise, my hands are not the cleanest
But despite my evil look
And my temper, and my book
I've always yearned to write children stories
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So at the end of the day Erf was the first cuck.
If he was a chad he would of manipulated his "friends" into getting eaten and then gone on to take the new world himself.
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my parents did, but they're not english speakers
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I know this is a kids book and I'm overthinking this, but I guess everyone on earth calls it "earth" By this storys lore, figwillop, the Booper, and KWAAH! have their friends name passed across all civilizations, so even people with different languages call the planet Earth still? I'm confused
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Yes, you are over thinking it, so just shut the frick up.
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WE wuz ERF and SHIET
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earth is only used in english, does it mean that people who don't speak english are not human? tsk tsk pennis, so much racism in one page
>Thoughts?
The only thing that pleasantly surprised me was that Figwillop, the Booper, and KWAAH! were amazing friends. Not once did they mess with Erf, and they didn't sell him out to be eaten.
Erf sacrificed himself because he deemed himself the worthless one of the group. It's depression more than bravery, which was depressing to read. And how could he suddenly speak sentences with the Colossux when all he could say was "Erf!" with his friends?
>And how could he suddenly speak sentences with the Colossux when all he could say was "Erf!" with his friends?
He could always speak in full sentences. It’s just that no one could say "Erf!" like Erf and if you could say "Erf!" like Erf, you'd never want to say anything but "Erf!" either.
I know that the lessons here are that we should honour the sacrifices of our brave friends and that we should let our love ones know how much we appreciate them before it's too late, but as
>Thoughts?
The only thing that pleasantly surprised me was that Figwillop, the Booper, and KWAAH! were amazing friends. Not once did they mess with Erf, and they didn't sell him out to be eaten.
Erf sacrificed himself because he deemed himself the worthless one of the group. It's depression more than bravery, which was depressing to read. And how could he suddenly speak sentences with the Colossux when all he could say was "Erf!" with his friends?
said, Erf's sacrifice seem to be out of depression more than bravery, which just makes me feel sad.
A walk through hell
Basically ennis having a meltdown in response to trump.
Ngl though. It makes me question the ethics of forgiving evil. Are you really being the better man, or are you just accepting evil.
I wouldn't read this to a child. First of all the art is horrible and grotesque bordering on nightmare fuel, secondly what the frick is that moronic story. My little sister would absolutely hate it.
Thats literally the moral of this story from the way i see it.
The only decent thing in this story here is they honored their friends memory, as we should, which i can say is in short supply in these times.
You know I kept waiting for the other shoe to drop and this to go all grimdark but I guess the Ennis subversion this time was that it didn't get subverted.
I mean sure it's not wholesome by any standards but I'm talking about the usual level of Ennis darkness. I was expecting it to suddenly get super violent or Erf to start raping people or something yknow
>he's just eaten >monster does bad thing for no reason and gets away with it >the others honor him by naming the planet after him but get his name wrong
So many bad lessons are being taught here.
I enjoyed this weird little comic. but is it actually meant for children? would be a little depressing and scary for a child, not to mention the surreal artstyle
If I see Dynamite and Garth Ennis in the cover I'll probably suspect someone's head gonna get blown up or someone's ass raped. I never expected a straight up childrens book
Erf is like an annoying little brother who keeps tagging along with you and your friends.
That’s why I love and hate him. They’re extremely loyal to the group to even do stuff like
>literally tells them he btfos them in every skill they have
>still think they can beat him with those skills
morons
Speedreader-kun they are not saying they could beat him they are saying that their talents are why they deserve to live.
Ah i see, sorry anon. Still, they’re way too wienery
Could all four of them kill him?
soijaks
>colossux
of course, how pennis-y
could be worse, could be horsewiener
Shoulda just given him some VOLCANICITY
What a horrible decision.
No, no don’! Get back in that water you little shits!
Saved
He's literally me
>nightmare fuel already on page 4
Am I supposed to read this in an Irish accent?
Imagine being a kid and looking Garth Ennis just to find out wht this book was so depressing
Figwillop is the most frickable
Also bump
I bet erf bullshited his way out of it somehow just wait
Nah, anon, I think our boy Erf is gone for good.
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My comics are malicious, mean and scary
My drawing could curdle dairy
And violence wise, my hands are not the cleanest
But despite my evil look
And my temper, and my book
I've always yearned to write children stories
So at the end of the day Erf was the first cuck.
If he was a chad he would of manipulated his "friends" into getting eaten and then gone on to take the new world himself.
my parents did, but they're not english speakers
I know this is a kids book and I'm overthinking this, but I guess everyone on earth calls it "earth" By this storys lore, figwillop, the Booper, and KWAAH! have their friends name passed across all civilizations, so even people with different languages call the planet Earth still? I'm confused
Yes, you are over thinking it, so just shut the frick up.
WE wuz ERF and SHIET
earth is only used in english, does it mean that people who don't speak english are not human? tsk tsk pennis, so much racism in one page
Superman
erf deez nuts lmao
its a good story for kids i guess. A little too simplistic..
Hope parents dont go looking for other works of garth ennis
"Timmy liked Erf, what else should I buy for the little rascal? The Boys? Probably a story about superheroes and friendship. He'll love it!"
I pity those who happened upon The Boys or Crossed
goodbye Erf
Get fricked Erf you useless little homosexual
So there you, Garth Ennis' only comic for children. Thoughts?
>Thoughts?
The only thing that pleasantly surprised me was that Figwillop, the Booper, and KWAAH! were amazing friends. Not once did they mess with Erf, and they didn't sell him out to be eaten.
Erf sacrificed himself because he deemed himself the worthless one of the group. It's depression more than bravery, which was depressing to read. And how could he suddenly speak sentences with the Colossux when all he could say was "Erf!" with his friends?
I feel bad for Erf, bros 🙁
>And how could he suddenly speak sentences with the Colossux when all he could say was "Erf!" with his friends?
He could always speak in full sentences. It’s just that no one could say "Erf!" like Erf and if you could say "Erf!" like Erf, you'd never want to say anything but "Erf!" either.
I know that the lessons here are that we should honour the sacrifices of our brave friends and that we should let our love ones know how much we appreciate them before it's too late, but as
said, Erf's sacrifice seem to be out of depression more than bravery, which just makes me feel sad.
>If you are a talentless fool just have a nice day, bro - Garth Ennis
he should do what he preaches then
>ennis
wtf where is this from?
A walk through hell
Basically ennis having a meltdown in response to trump.
Ngl though. It makes me question the ethics of forgiving evil. Are you really being the better man, or are you just accepting evil.
Literally looks like my fricking childhood. Based/10.
lol
damn i thought there'd be a twist where erf had a special power that only worked on land
Looks like If Piccolo was a Stonetoss character
I wouldn't read this to a child. First of all the art is horrible and grotesque bordering on nightmare fuel, secondly what the frick is that moronic story. My little sister would absolutely hate it.
kek
I don't know what this is but I'm loving it so far
>If you have no special talent the best thing you can do is sacrifice yourself
W O W
Thats literally the moral of this story from the way i see it.
The only decent thing in this story here is they honored their friends memory, as we should, which i can say is in short supply in these times.
You know I kept waiting for the other shoe to drop and this to go all grimdark but I guess the Ennis subversion this time was that it didn't get subverted.
It is dark tho
If you're not special then you should lay down and make way for special people
I mean sure it's not wholesome by any standards but I'm talking about the usual level of Ennis darkness. I was expecting it to suddenly get super violent or Erf to start raping people or something yknow
Yeah, the rock monster should have defiled erf
seeing this after getting back into Spore is an experience to say the least
>ennis writes books for kids
>it's edgy garbage
of course
Just what I expected
>he's just eaten
>monster does bad thing for no reason and gets away with it
>the others honor him by naming the planet after him but get his name wrong
So many bad lessons are being taught here.
>monster does bad thing for no reason
Are you moronic? What bad thing did he do? He didn't have to give any of them a choice, he was just eating.
Go away ColosSUX
This was fricking terrible, I hated it
Why did I fricking read it? Frick you op for being a homosexual
he looks like Gerbert
God, Ennis REALLY makes this board seethe like no other, huh?
I enjoyed this weird little comic. but is it actually meant for children? would be a little depressing and scary for a child, not to mention the surreal artstyle
Dynamite's website describes it as being "for all ages", so yea, I think it's meant to be a comic for children.
anyone else read flanimals as a kid?
same artist as Erf, right?
Yes.
If I see Dynamite and Garth Ennis in the cover I'll probably suspect someone's head gonna get blown up or someone's ass raped. I never expected a straight up childrens book
Definitely not what I expected, but still pretty nice. The ugly creepy art is kinda charming
I wish I could grow to twice my size