>We need to get to the bottom of it, Vern. [highfalutin professor voice] The geo-tracking in Arizona shows that the votes were dropped off in these locations. [auntie nelda old woman voice] It's an outrage that this poor old woman's vote didn't count, that my vote was changed to Sleepy Joe. [back to Ernest voice] It just doesn't add up Vern, knowhutamine?
after prison
>Ernest goes to Pedo Island
>ends up turning the entire island into an amusement park
>Ernest Hangs Out
Ernest Goes To Warsaw
Ernest Buys a Frick & Suck Store
No what I mean, Vern ?
Ernest Goes to the Disputed Donbas Region
Enest joins Azov
Ernest Goes Nanners?
Ernesto Disappears In Argentina
Ernest proves it wasn't really 6 million
Ernest Checks In
Ernest Spikes the Product with Fentanyl
>Hemmingway's book "for whom the bell tolls" is getting a film adaptation this year but some are upset about the new title
>Earnest goes to Spain
Ernest Storms the Capitol
(2016)
Ernest runs for president, wins, and it turns out he's not as chill as it seemed.
>We need to get to the bottom of it, Vern. [highfalutin professor voice] The geo-tracking in Arizona shows that the votes were dropped off in these locations. [auntie nelda old woman voice] It's an outrage that this poor old woman's vote didn't count, that my vote was changed to Sleepy Joe. [back to Ernest voice] It just doesn't add up Vern, knowhutamine?
Ernest is in possession of incriminating documents that could lead to the arrest of the Clinton family.
>Ernest watches 500 gigabytes of Hunter Bidet porn
Ernest Outs Spying Under Obama And Runs To Russia
Ernest Meets The Bilderberg Group
Ernest goes to Niger (look it up)
Ernest goes to aushwitz
Ernest rapes Vern
>hey vern BEND OVER!
ernest got snubbed in real life
Ernest Gets Audited