Essential Midwitcore

ITT: Post movies that are grievously overrated by the semi-smart.
I found pic related pretty good, but it doesn't have anything near the originality or depth midwits think they see in it.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    True but I still enjoy this movie. It's the only kino capeshit to me along with Constantine and Watchmen.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I rate it a B
    Having to shoehorn in a random black chick for the sake of “diversity” instantly loses a score rating

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based. It would have been S tier literally me kino if not for the ugly sheboon love interest.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Both Incel Runner flicks

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anything made by anyone in picrel, especially Sono. Live action anime is pure cancer.

      Just troony49, the term incel was coined in the 90s.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    he never actually said it 🙁

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's why I watch Seinfeld

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Memento

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dude, Why do people always forget it's from the same guy who made The Hangover and its sequels and that road trash with RDJr and Zack Galifiakis? It's on the same exact level as those. It's not an auteur comic book adaptation. It's fricking Hollywood slop

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >when you can tell just by the phrasing that it's another UK Commonwealth poster
      Funny thing is because of the class system in your shithole countries, you all kinda come off as midwits.

      >slop
      unless you use the word "slop", which is basically every other post. Then you sound like a moronic 8 year old.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm the OP and I'm from Switzerland. I compensate for ESLery with second-rate quasi-British phrasing lol. Other guy isn't me.
        On another note, why do you people get so butthurt when someone dares criticise your slightly-above-slop favourite film? Do you connect with it on such a deeply personal level?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >They're so humiliated by their shitholes that they all claim to be from Switzerland now
          This would be so trivial to prove or disprove I don't know why you morons think it's a viable strategy.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Alright let me reply to you in Swiss German (Baseldytsch dialect). Ask a Swiss friend or something if it's real idk:

            Also, du glaine Schwanzlutscher: nur will ebber di Lieblingsfilm kritisiert het muesch jetzt nid grad aafoh umeflenne wiene glaini spastischi Muschi ok? Läng mr s'Gwehr die huere Mongichöpf do...

            Happy now?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Alright let me reply to you in Swiss German (Baseldytsch dialect). Ask a Swiss friend or something if it's real idk:

            Also, du glaine Schwanzlutscher: nur will ebber di Lieblingsfilm kritisiert het muesch jetzt nid grad aafoh umeflenne wiene glaini spastischi Muschi ok? Läng mr s'Gwehr die huere Mongichöpf do...

            Happy now?

            Notice how this homosexual wienersucker ran away after I proved his accusation wrong. Spineless behaviour.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >behaviour
              You spell like any number of UK Commonwealth bongaloid shitposters that could use Google Translate. Nice knowing it got under your skin, though.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I use British spelling, yes. Your point?
                Go ahead and try to write something in Swiss German lol. There's not even Google translate for that. Now man up and admit you were wrong

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        slop is a word that perfectly encapsulates what I want to say so I'm gonna keep using it you gigantic homosexual.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's made by the guy who made this film so it can't be any better than that

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP is an insecure little homosexual lmao

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      filtered

      No need to get your panties in a twist my Black folk. Like I said, it's not a bad movie at all, but you'd need to be of commensurate midwittery to think of it as some deeply philosophical relevation.
      Also, it is precisely the insecure little homosexuals mentioned by one of the contributors that identify with the film's main character.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's cute how you seriously think you're not a midwit.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you uwu. Never claimed to be better than a midwit though acktchschually. You Black folk are taking this thread too seriously.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        does it have deep philosophical revelations? I though tit was just a good movie.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fair enough. It's the people treating it as this sublime masterpiece that I'm labelling as midwit cringelords.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    filtered

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    hurr durr not my capeshit!! go back to where you come from, redditgger

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      But I can't go back home yet, anon. I know better than to disturb my wife when she's with Tyrone. I don't to end up over her or HIS knee again.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Memento, Inception, Tarantino

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blade Runner 2049
    Everything, Everywhere, All at Once
    Inception

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Essential Midwitcore
    <--- millennial cringecore

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the matrix is cool

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. The Matrix is a good action flick, but it's nowhere near as deep as people think it is.

      >dude, what if the world was a dream? You could BREAK FREE AND FIGHT THE POWER AND GET INTO AWESOME KUNG-FU FIGHTS AND GUN BATTLES!

      Even Total Recall, a film about Arnold Schwarzenegger shooting up Mars, had a deeper take on the "dreamworld" concept than that. Total Recall at least asks "How could you know the awesome gunfights are real? How could you know anything was real?"

      Blade Runner 2049

      Blade Runner 2049 is a bit overlong and isn't as deep as people might think, but I do appreciate the way it avoided most of the usual sequel pitfalls.
      >isn't just a rehash of the OG film
      >treats the old characters respectfully, but doesn't lean on them
      >the new characters are interesting in their own right
      >isn't shitting on the first movie, but isn't nostalgia-baiting either

  13. 10 months ago
    I ignore women
    • 10 months ago
      I ignore women

      >B-but the cinematography a-and the practical effects!!

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's not midwitcore.
    At worst, it's a lazy combination of The King of Comedy and Taxi Driver given a comic book popular setting.

  15. 10 months ago
    I ignore women
  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you never deep the pool then the ocean will seem a puddle

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the exact opposite. Joker is extremely overhated by midwits who somehow got the idea that if you like it, you support incels or other dumb shit these people absorb completely uncritically from the media.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lowest IQ take

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Recent Villeneuve films.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      is sicario 1 good THOUGH?

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Interstellar and Arrival are the essence of midwitcore.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Interstellar shits on science which makes it high IQ-core

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Once upon a time in Hollywood

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blade Runner 2049

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fight Club

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give an example of a movie that is supposed to be "smart"

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    All capeshit is overrated.

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