>Eternals is critically panned after months of shilling (including a totally real Oscar Buzz)
>Thor Love and Thunder sucked
>Doctor Strange is meh
>Ant-Man 3 is critically panned
>The Marvels bombed, lowest grossing MCU movie ever
>Now Jonathan Majors is fired
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Guardians 3 will be the last good film Disney ever produces. Next Superman should be kino. Enjoy She-Hulk season 2, mousegays.
The Batman 2, New Superman and Joker 2 will probably be fun. I hope DC never tries to copy Marvel again or tries to do a big project and trust it to Zack "I Cant Read" Snyder
GotG3 was shit
X-Men will save them.
OPTIC BLAST!
>Mister Sinister
The Sister Fister?
>Mister Sinister the Sistiner Fistiner
I was already fed up when the final movies against Thanos came out, so this doesn't really affect me at all.
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It became boring after Endgame anyway
>2024 marvel stuff is just Deadpool, a bunch of animated shows and a bunch of sony spidey stuff
haha
Don't forget Echo and Agatha.
Echo does look really good at least.
>Echo does look really good at least
Not a single person on Earth will watch Echo, I promise you.
Agatha MIGHT do okay, as much as it's possible for anything Disney+ to do okay right now. WandaVision had high viewership due to being early enough to have some hype behind it and was actually well received, and people liked the the character of Agatha.
Even though it was just a few years ago, that was an entirely different time for Marvel. It was the first MCU TV show during the peak of MCU hype, back when people wanted to watch everything Marvel and were eager to see how the TV shows would expand the universe and continue things post-Endgame.
Now, though, the MCU films have dropped off in both quality and general interest, and the MCU TV market has been overstuffed. I would bet that a lot of people who watched WandaVision don't even remember who Agatha is, much less want to watch yet another full MCU show centered around a tertiary character.
I'll watch Echo for based Vincent D'nofrio Kingpin.
>gets easily beaten by a little girl
>based
They've already castrated his character. He's not the same one from DD
>Hey girls and their moms, are you ready for the live action Strawberry Shortcake movie?
yaaaaaaay!!
>Well we've got Tucker Max writing the script
uhhh wait wha---
>And Huckleberry whatsisfrick is the actual main character
nooooo
>it gets better ladies, expect lectures on chastity, purity and maternalism
please mister don't ruin our childhood memo--
>And wait'll you see the Purple Pieman's redemption arc where he puts that Meringue b***h in her place
That doesn't sound like it would make a lot of money, but if you wanted to launder a bunch of money, surely this is the way
>movie full of whos underperforms during pandemic
>movie makes money but has a mixed reception
>movie makes money but has a mixed reception
>movie makes money but has a mixed reception
>movie doesn't make money and has a mixed reception
And keep in mind we're skipping GotG3, BP2 and NWH for your bullshit thread.
There is a quality decline related to going overboard on content, which can directly be tied to Bob Chapek's control over Kevin Feige. That issue is resolved. Now, if all the 2025 movies fail, then you can say S to spit. But they were pushed specifically to address heroes.
The only 2024 Marvel Studios release is Deadpool 3. Which I'm sure will suck, right? Yeah, everyone hates Deadpool and Wolverine.
Cope and seethe harder, mouseBlack person
Not all those movies made a net profit my dude. Stop apologizing for them.
MCU used to make you say "Oh badass it's the Hulk!"
but now you just say "What the frick is this gay shit"
They should just move onto a new MCU already like Ultimate Marvel
Secret wars was always hopefully the soft reboot
Now im doubtful lol
>drop the MCU streaming shows
>all of them
>refocus on the remaining popular heroes
>reintroduce a serious, actually threatening Kang, played by Damson Idris or somebody
>study the Phase 1 movies, focusing on heart, character development, serious action and drama and stakes, with just a few drops of humor
It's really that easy. But no, get ready for season 2-4 of She Hulk, season 1 of some new random overpowered ethnic female hero introduced in the comics just a few years ago, and Film Sequel 5, now with zero stakes and 100% more comedy. Maybe they'll even start adding laugh tracks.
Kamala khan was created over 10 years ago. Just because you're old doesn't mean everyone else is, chuddie.
>Damson Idris
WHO?
The guy from Snowfall. He can play a pretty sinister villain.
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BURN DISNEY BURN
Eternals is honestly not that bad.
>gay Black person
I will now never watch your movie
its not that good either
Ya know its funny the Netflix series for Daredevil was pretty low budget Marvel shlop and I'd be willing to wager even the most angry capeshit haters would agree at least its better than the marvel shit coming out this year. It's all just a pathetic money washing cash grab anyway. Thank god its dying maybe people will start reading again.
Howard The Duck 1986
Guardians of the Galaxy 2014
Iron Man 2008
Spider-Man 2002
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 2017
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3 2023
Blade 1998
Doctor Strange 2016
Avengers: Infinity War 2018
Avengers: Endgame 2019
Spider-Man 2 2004
Iron Man 2 2010
Spider-Man 3 2007
Spider-Man: No Way Home 2021
Deadpool 2016
Iron Man 3 2013
Logan 2017
Avengers: Age of Ultron 2015
Captain America: civil war 2016
Captain America: The Winter Soldier 2014
The Avengers 2012
Deadpool 2 2018
X-Men 2000
Thor 2011
Spider-Man: Homecoming 2017
Captain America: The First Avenger 2011
Ant-Man 2015
Spider-Man: Far From Home 2019
Blade Trinity 2004
The Incredible Hulk 2008
Blade II 2002
Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness 2022
X-Men Origins: Wolverine 2009
Fantastic Four 2005
Dark Phoenix 2019
Thor: The Dark World 2013
X-Men: Days of Future Past 2014
Black Widow 2021
The Wolverine 2013
Venom: Let There Be Carnage 2021
X-Men: First Class 2011
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer 2007
Venom 2018
X-Men: Apocalypse 2016
Daredevil 2003
Hulk 2003
X-Men: The Last Stand 2006
The Punisher 2004
Black Panther 2018
X2 2003
Ant-Man and the Wasp 2018
Punisher: War Zone 2008
Thor: Ragnarok 2017
The Amazing Spider-Man 2012
Thor: Love and Thunder 2022
Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 2023
Ghost Rider 2007
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 2014
Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings 2021
Elektra 2005
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance 2011
Fantastic Four 2015
Black Panther: Wakanda Forever 2022
Captain Marvel 2019
The Marvels 2023
Morbius 2022
Eternals 2021
I just can't believe that their move away from white males and into everything but white males resulted in reduced quality and success
who on Earth could have seen this coming
I like Eternals with all its flaws. The lack of quipping and Zhao being fully committed to being serious is refreshing after the campy shit like MoM, L&T, and Quantumania. There's too many characters, but they interact like actual people, not quip-dispensers.
Had a beautiful visual aesthetic and was the last MCU movie with good VFX (best depiction of speedster
That thing in the ocean that takes up half the Earth? Never mentioned ever again.