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good. Shitty titty show for horny 12 year old.
Sweany and Zendaya are both big names now. Their salaries are too high now. They can no longer afford them.
only Sydney.
I think they are similar payed but Sydney puts asses in seats. Nobody is flocking to the kinoplex to see a flat lanky Black.
I agree that Sydney brings in more people. Nobody actually likes Zendaya. That said, the Black person b***h is still a big name among zoomers. Particularly those into Marvel. She's also quite popular with shitskins in general and it's probably the biggest non-white celeb right now. So it's only safe to assume that she makes bank off that. Especially after that threesome scene. Despite not showing anything, all the Zoomers were nonstop talking about it.
>Nobody actually likes Zendaya
Exactly. She was just forced on us after her stint as Disney purely because of her skin color and the fact that she’s the complexion of what Hollywood regards as an ‘everywoman’. She’s capable of acting but it’s negated by the roles she takes which are either race swaps or pure Oscar bait. She even had a clause in her euphoria contract (besides no nudity) that HBO was only allowed to promote her for Oscar consideration. The others could still win but no promotion. Dick move on her part imo.
>she was forced on us bro!
>also her contract doesn't let them promote her
k dude
Do you not understand how promotion works? That means it’s inorganic. Nobody asked for her, so yes she is being promoted and advertised.
why are posters on Cinemaphile so moronic?
>promoted and advertised.
*forced.
nobody cares about Black persondaya cuz she's fake
sydney is the real deal and she does it for free
this is always a load of crap when nobodies become big expensive names and they're always like "ohhh... i'd love to do another season it's my passion..." but they're unwilling to do it for minimum rates
All part of the 5 year big tit plan chuds
what the frick, bros? what the hell is our hunty going to do?
Literally built for smooches.
built to spit in my mouth and finger my ass
only a complete homosexual would think such a gay thing, hes plain repulsive to look at, a crime against humanity
but enough about sydney
god now that is what a real woman looks like, i could laugh all day at the notion that "str8 men" think the troony is better looking
>balding in spite of the estrogen injections
It is over.
>hes plain repulsive to look at, a crime against humanity
M8, you are clearly a closeted homosexual. Not finding hunter pretty is normal, feeling repulsed over a lanky femenine troony with pretty favourable make up makes no sense.
without the fake breasts, his face is too cold/austere to be anything but a school marm later on. Yall are easily fooled by the designer dresses, heels and cleavage
for me it's stockings
>Literally built for nooses.
FTFY.
He would make such a cute twink goddammit.
Twink and Tomboy girl genocide will be avenged
would've gotten more wiener if he just stayed a cute boy
That guy is disgusting
found the envious troony
lmao what the frick is this thing
That's just my mate Brad, we werevout for couple of brewskies the other night
A typical mystery meat mutt who wants to be dominated by huge, hairy, hung like a horse white men (The H.H.H.H.)
>cute boy
At least post something cute to prove your point.
effeminate=/=cute
>he
>he
>his
>dude
Yeah his chromosomes are X and Y, that means he'll always be a guy
Twinks genocide themselves
Twink death is real
He's already blacklisted because of the Palestine stuff, his career is now indie shit
i will support my wife
Hunter would always be limited in Hollywood anyways without rhinoplasty.
the only one making it after they cancel this garbage
Ugly feet
Well yeah, men tend to have ugly feet.
i have nice soles but it's an absolute trainwreck up top. i posted them here once because everyone was doing it in a thread for some reason and several anons said i need to get checked for marfan's syndrome
You have to check yourself for Down's Syndrome, as only a moron would spend his time posting his ugly man feet on here instead of doing something, ANYTHING, to improve his life.
The troonie roonie lover is a bonafide moron, waowie.
Nice NBA player feet!
be my loving wife
That dude has breasts, y tho
Goddamn she is 100 times sexier than any of the "cis" bawds on the show.
Obviously they wont hire better looking real girls or trannies will kill themselves
i'm not ashamed to say i regularly jerk off to hunter
EW, ugly tr00n go away
Yuck. The giant nose and chiseled jawline outs him
God she has massive breasts. Built for sucking and tittyfricking.
Hunty is going to kill himself. He's pretty old for a troon. I think he'll kill himself around Christmas, shortly before his 26th birthday on new years eve.
would
perfectly straight and normal
Holy shit thats fricking terrifying
I can see why israeliteesses and trannies always want to ban Hot white Girls
That's a man btw
seek help
Mirin arm width. Powerful frame. Good on him showing that men are better at being women than women. When it will be possible to create biological, fitting wombs and vagoos for the trannies that were prevented from undergoing male puberty, the MtF market will explode, while FtMs will be laughed at to death.
This dude could've been a Chad honestly, not sure why he threw it away. Blonde male leads are an overall rare commodity in Hollywood.
if he was a guy he wouldn't have made it in hollywood, this was the smart choice
The question is - does he still have the penis? If it's a big, pulsating, drooling precum feminine wiener, then he passes.
i agree, luckily she does
Imagine hugging him and feeling his hard wiener pushing against your junk. There are no words needed to be said, let's just go to the restroom.
Has she ever shown penis? I think we are being gaslit. That is not a man.
Sydney Sweeney looks like THAT?
>Sydney Sweeney looks like THAT?
*smooch*
somehow even hotter
did he get the bolt-ons because he felt insecure next to Sydney's massive mommies?
Never seen "breasts" with right angles before.
she has lickable clavicles
Crash into the wall hitting his adam’s apple first?
did you fail high school biology? girls have adams apples
No one watches this show.
Wrong I do, and so does that hunteranon.
This is true. I assume it's like 13 reasons why but with slightly better acting and nudity
might want to add some of the best cinematography and visuals possibly ever in a tv show. Also shot on film
Nahh dude 13RW and Euphoria are to different.
13RW is to dark, traumatic,SA, suicide too much warning,etc
Euphoria is like good cinematography, sex & nudity, mainly focuses on girls, LGBTQ...
No, Euphoria is pretty decent, great cinematography and shows degeneracy as dangerous and destructive.
really? pretty sure i saw some articles claiming it's like the 2nd most watched HBO show after Game of Thrones
Oh you saw some articles? Well that's definitive proof then! Articles never have bias or convey misleading information, after all.
>dad watches Euphoria
>says it's really good, but i know it's because he gets his neurons activated
>he thinks this current gen of young women live exactly like this and are this easy
>he thinks i frick like crazy because of it
>in all reality if i'm not waging i'm almost exclusively at home. idk know what love is
>tfw he was on his 4th relationship at my age
>tfw he is twice delusional
Yep. Sounds like he should put you out of your misery. You're a true failson. You might as well as had no father you're such a genetic dead end. Hope you have more successful siblings.
A failson who is also secretly a troony wanker. Poor dad.
hate to break this to you anon, but your father is clearly a homosexual.
Nooooo I need more Titney and Nepobaby Apatow kino 🙁
They all have careers now and don't want to be molested by a powerful producer's son anymore 🙁
Ironically the only good thing about the show was the autistic drug dealer and the heterosexual relationship between Zendaya and Hunter. The chapter of Hunter confused by his heterosexuality is kekino
The only good thing about the show is that it had the greatest cinematography of all time. Which is really weird when you think about it.
It is weird because it's wrong and moronic, you absolute tastelet.
Locked. There isn’t even a particularly close second.
God I don't even need sound to know this is a shit tier comedy sketch
no shit its saturday night live. Its not funny content
>Companies Spend all that time and money building up an ugly mutt named Zendaya as a "sex" symbol in order to gain ESG points
>No one cares and the World ends up worshiping a big tittied, white, blonde, British girl instead.
Absolutely humiliating.
and they still won't learn
Sweeney is American
It's just the natural order of things.
>AWWWSHEEEITYOUBESSNAWTBETALKINTAHMAHMAN.wav starts playing
>British
I thought you were talking about Sydney Sweeney until this. Who ARE you talking about?
you don't understand anything about Hollywood
the only person getting humiliated is sweeny, literally no one takes her seriously, she's a big titty cow to milk until she hits 30
after than, she's relegated love interest in mid to low budget spy thrillers where the male lead is 50+
she's never going to win an Oscar with those milkers, but Zendaya probably will for dune 2 or 3
>but Zendaya probably will for dune 2 or 3
ahahahhahahahahahahaahahaahahahaahah
I'm sure she's devastated from getting offered new roles all the time
you are delaying me
*knock knock*
You wanted to see me about season 3?
Since all the other cast is busy, is it time for Euphoria: The Maddy Episodes?
It is.
Maddy fricking sucks and is completely infuriating to watch. Worst girl.
>YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?
Zendaya and Sweeney are too big for it now and not enough troony frickers would give good ratings for Hunter.
only Sweeney is big.
Bigger flops than Zendaya that's for sure.
He's right. Sydney is the real deal, nobody else compares rn.
Madame Web flopped.
Dune Part 2 was a massive hit.
Zendaya won.
nope.
Black persondaya is irrelevant.
and madame web flopped, not Sydney, in fact she thrived from it.
and yet who is more discussed on social media at the moment?
I don't give a shit about silicone bags implanted under his stretched male chest skin. Needs to wax his ugly chest hair constantly.
Why do Fuentesites always deny that their leader is a legitimate homosexual?
Bummer I really liked Euphoria
Bumhim I really liked Hunter
she's fricking HUGE
how can you as a straight (assumedly) male actor do this scene and not just go berserk and rape her right there?
There might have been a dozen people standing there behind the camera. He's a professional, just doing his job.
>He's a professional, just doing his job.
I refuse to believe that. They'd both deserve an oscar for all the touchy and flirtatious behaviour that happened offset if she didn't at least suck titty frick him or allow him to feel her up off-camera. And no they're not THAT good at acting, neither of them.
Because these actors are well-adjusted members of society who had sex hundreds of times in their life not some incel failures who jerk off every time a girl touches their hand
They might not be a white Black person like you
What movie?
Madame Webb
this b***hes eyelids aren't symmetrical
she needs to get 1mm or so removed from her left upper eyelid
Her breasts are going to save the world.
she got destroyed here
god that bug thing is ugly af
Sydney seems nice but it was kinda rude of her to mog someone this hard.
I'll take the blonde white lady with huge breasts over the pan faced plastic surgery asiatic.
How mentally ill do you have to be to be more attracted to a plastic asian goblin than a blonde woman with big breasts? And then pretend that others agree?
*click click*
*chirp chirp*
Sydney looks amazing fym
she wants to be jennie so bad
Sydney > chinksect
Sydney surrounded by bugpeople. Yikes.
His manjaw, or rather, his whole head has a heavy male build, he needs to avoid being photographed from the sides.
I thought we were guaranteed at least two more nude scenes between Euphoria, Anyone But You, and Immaculate and it seems like we are going to go 0/3. I'm getting nervous we won't get any before she gets pregnant, which she said she wants to do ASAP.
he got paid to do this
You think he smelled his hand after the director yelled cut?
They had to use the jaws of life to get his hand out of there
I used to do that to my wife every day then we got married and had kids now I just sneak above the clothes ass taps
pussy. just finger her ass raw dogg or i will for you b***h
Gay 4 Pay
Test
love when you can still see her nipples through material like that. or the one with a hoodie
You're a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.
>calls others gay while simping for an old fart president
k bro
>he hasn't heard the presidents read famous copypastas
you need to go back
Sad!
Those are too big.
Well is was going to be almost impossible to make us believe that 26 year old Sydney Sweeney was in high school after all this time.
If a movie could do it why couldn't a tv show
It's not fair, why even live?
its a garbage show that created the next generation of actresses, thats all.
It's the best HBO show since Rome, you pleb.
>It's the best HBO show since Rome
that's Succession and the last 4 seasons of Curb
>last four seasons of Curb
has to be bait. Curb hasn't been great in like 6 seasons.
Nahh I would pur GOT,HOTD & Succession about it.
was he actually gay, or just a bit zesty?
He was too gay that he married and made kids to that he can look into his own eyes
>Short lived teen drama that launched the careers of several major stars and gets cancelled after 1-2 seasons
Its like Freaks and Geeks for zoomers.
Maybe some of us are not comfortable remaining silent about genocide?
OK chuddie schizo
I don't give a shit about brownoids. I want them OUT. You wouldn't give a shit either, you just use it as a reason to scream israeliteS.
They were afraid of Sweeny's swenies
they have the power to defeat woke forever
ugly plastic asian things or qt sexy hunter?
MOMMY CLEANUP!!! AISLE ME!!!!
Lel
good
after that shitshow levinson did with the weeknd
A plague on him for ruining Jennie's acting career
What a disgusting coalburner. White men are such pathetic simps for these race traitors. Natural cucks.
Why she munching on a turd?
>homie touches the huge wiener
>a look of pure terror seizes his visage, as he realizes that no buck goes unbroken
do american schools really have high schoolers dressing like that and act all loose or is that just a tv thing?
dress? no they're be sent home. act? yeah. total bawds.
the whole show is some israelite's coomer fantasy. Highschool kids do dress ridiculously (always have) but they don't look like they do in these shows. They look like kids trying to look like adults
Yes and no. Girls do try and act sexy but it's usually more cute- cheeky is the word id use.
Guys look a lot younger IRL than they do in Euphoria, or at least they did when I graduated in 2021. Girls show a lot of skin, like half their ass. It's cool at first but you just get used to it. Still kind of nice.
Graduated in 2021 in N.E. Pennsylvania. Near Doylestown
Do zoomer men look younger than ever before or is it just me being a boomer? I'm trying to remember kids from when I was in high school but it seems to me that zoomer women look like they're 30 in high school while zoomer men look 12
>graduated high school in 2021
And then people wonder why there are so many kids in here who are completely dumb, with no knowledge except Black person culture.
They are a product of the progressively dumbed down education system, literal children in adult bodies, mindbroken by shitty media they have been force-fed as kids. Here, we have a specimen that watches troony shit, probably seeing it as something he wants to be.
Theres nothing you an do about it. I'm 29 and I remember being moronic on Cinemaphile in 2010 but back then it was /b/ tier moronic. Kids now are Black person obsessed moronic. Basically an entirely different internet
i just dropped to my knees at wendies
this devastated me
I would cry if someone said that to me
why? he’s a homosexual that hates himself
She will find relief sucking other guy dick. Dude's no Ayanokoji.
that show as any other degenerate show was just an incubator for new prostitutes
this prostitute made it by showing off her body and now she is off to movies and bigger gigs, she dont need the the show anymore
our whole civilization is still monkey-tier, we still glorify naked women instead of conquering the galaxy
The need to coom is greater than the need to explore unfortunately.
Thank God. This mid to late 20 year olds don't look like high school students. Second season was already ridiculous enough.
Exactly, the barely looked like teens in season 2. Three years later where Sydney is literally dating a 30 something year old and she's the one that looks older than the guy? Frick outta here
>Here's that high school couple I was telling you about
TROONS LOST
SCHAFER gayS ON SUICIDE LINE
TOTAL POL WIN
Her career will go on
WHERE WILL WE GET troony KINO NOW HUNTERBROS?????
Thank Christ, one less degenerate subversion propaganda piece to poison the masses.
is Hunter an elf ?
Reminds me of Sauron trying to pass
I didn’t know he was a man the first time I saw Euphoria until the show spelled it out for me
the bulge in the panties didn’t give it away?
I’m moronic and missed that.
Booba
Only Season One was good anyway, this is the best outcome
I wonder how much bunkerchan gets in welfare bucks
ever since the counter went away you can spot the spam and samegays much easier
with chuds every accusation is a confession
get a job tankie
get a job tankie
Frickkkkkkk
I was waiting for a year to watch season 3
No shit. The troony stopped passing and just looks like some anoerexic german homosexual now. The mystery meats anged out of their five minutes of youthful good looks and now look like proper dysgenic freaks. They need to hard reboot this show like every two years with the casting they’re going for.
>chud calling anyone a dysgenic freak
kekkeroni
Imagine if he didn't transition and played Griffith...
Stop. My penis can only get so erect.
sidney sweeny dipped in mama liz's chili oil
He looks like a 16 yo boy with long hair in this one.
why does her left tit always bunch up like that? gross.
moshe cant make drug addicted teenage porn again?
it was inevitable. Sweeney and Zendaya are too in demand to frick around with Skins for Zoomers.
Hunter will be renting out her bussy for $100 a pop in Santa Monica in a year's time.
I think he'll be doing wiener spins on OnlyFans.
I told you guys it wasn’t going to happen. S2 was shit and everyone has moved on or is way to old to be playing high schoolers.
I never touched a boob bros...
>Succession
They're fun. So pendulous. I like having a girl with big ones drag them across my face.
hunter single handedly carried this show on her feminine shoulders
Her shoulders are one of the giveaways she's a man.
That and the DICK
feminine
Holy shit, she really lucked out on those genetics. It must have been almost impossible to make a rgood looking human from that mess.
Can anyone explain why? Wasn't this show popular for HBO
Among the reasons already posted, I’m pretty sure Sam Levinson has a drug problem. Every picture I saw of him looked like he was strung out or withdrawing.
Several of the actors said they wouldn’t be coming back and one died so there’s that as well.
Why the frick do tv shows these days take like 5 years to come out? You used to get a new season of a tv show every year like clockwork.
laziness? actors were working 8 months a year for those year round shows now it's like a month and a 3-5 year break.
And the season would be 24 hour long episodes.
Because the age of prestige television means the actors become legitimately famous and have a ton of movies shooting on the side (which makes their schedules near-impossible to align - Euphoria alone has at least 3 people who are megastars by this point), and also most seasons are shot as if they're 10 movies with massive expectations for sets and special effects and shit