>Europoors make their best "critically acclaimed movie" in decades
>Americans make it 2 years later but better in every conceivable aspect
Lol. Lmao
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>Europoors make their best "critically acclaimed movie" in decades
They made Rooney ugly
ugly = good/artistic
This is what American audiences believe
>be europoor
>doesn't understand screenwriting, cinematography, or pacing
>only think movie is good if the director is a pervert making quasi-porn or if it involves pedophilia
Do Europoors really?
Lmao at your life. The pacing of the mutt reboot is way worse.
>be europoor
>thinks bad pacing = not enough pedophilia shots
>thinks of their movies such as Cuties as works of high art
Do Europoors really?
Yeah theres absolutely no pedoshit in hollywood. none at all!
The original has the pace of a snail, The remake's pacing actually made it thrilling.
>I need thrilling pacing or I can’t get immersed
oh muttlanders, such a failed people
>American remake of a story everyone already read years ago
>thrilling
pick one
>Uhhh the movie was already out, so it can't be le thrilling anymore!!!
>American
Needless emphasis
>already read
So you admit the remake is unnecessary because there is already a book, so what is the point of the original version?
Is this the best "point" europoors can come up with?
the original film enhances the story from the novel. the american reboot just copies it poorly
You have to understand Europoor brains as a result of their widespread fetal alcohol syndrome
>sport where manlets run around on a field and nobody scores in over an hour, ending 0-0 = best
>sport where one manlet wins every single time because his car is better at driving around in a circle = best
American sports like basketball or UFC-style MMA are actually terrible despite having stakes and excitement.
>MMA is from the usa
lmfaooooo
he said UFC-style MMA, it has different rules...
there is no origin for MMA, it's a mixed sport
Europoors are truly moronic lmao wtf
>MUH HECKIN Black personBALL!!!!!!
>best Eurostan soccer team
Europoors are so easy to roast lmao
All those black guys experience extreme racism. Your black athletes in America are treated like celebrities.
Yeah, by their moroccan team mates. Actual frenchies are afraid of saying anything wrong about either.
Kek this this this. Erupoors are fricking stupid af
Europe. They literally consider it the best film ever made in their country
>Europe.
can you quote him?
right. Americans are so smart because they watch deformed blacks drop a ball in a hoop
American sports are either fat white guys (baseball) or gigantic black guys (basketball)
>be Europoor
>obsess over black people 24/7 and never stop thinking about them
Do Europoors really?
ah, the Mutt pulls the no u card
>Amerimutt equates intelligence to sports
you cant make this shit up
>basketball
>exciting
20 years ago maybe. It’s just a gay soap opera anyway
>gay soap opera (with joggers)
literally tailored to the american audience
read
all europoors obsess over blacks
this might fool some jungle tribesman who never watched your news in his life
He was litterally killed IN AMERICA. you Europeans would never, you whorship them
Frick you. 1st of all that looks fake af. Europeans love pretending America loves blacks but its actually Europe who does. You litterally have a black president in London.
>AI image to tarnish America as a strong nation
kys
American sports are litterally kino. Europeans watch people play soccer like its a kindergarden gym class
100000% this
American sports are way better and more engaging than European sports
Frick you deep for saying that. gay..
>Americans are smart because they watch basketball
this has to be b8
he sucks
i know millenials jizz over fight club but come on..
basketball is trash af my homie
>UFC-style MMA
>no soccer kick
>no 12-6 elbow
>no knee when opponent has hand on the ground
ufc literally has the most boring and homosexual mma ruleset that heavily favors wrestling. have a nice day moron
Bruce Lee invented MMA.
>Bruce Lee is a white man
bruce lee was american, moron
no
have you ever heard his accent?
he was born in California and lived in the US for about half his life
you're completely moronic
withered widow hands typed this.
you're suggesting I'm his wife?
because you realize you're wrong and can't argue but still need to respond negatively since you have the integrity of a troony?
cool
>pivots from lee jun-fan to trannies
Well that didn't take long.
kys IMMEDIATELY
actually born in tokyo but had papers changed when he was a celebrity
obsessed with asian fake fighting
isnt white
speaks in a wingwong
made his son commit sudoku because of his moronicness
>he was born in California
lmfao no he wasn't. that shit was made up to sell him as an american icon since america has no one worth mentioning
Do americans really? kek
he wasn't american you larping homosexual
>he was born in California
Even in the biography movie where they say they interviewed his family for background he's not portrayed as being from the US.
>In Hong Kong, Bruce Lee's father Lee Hoi-chuen awakens from a nightmare about a phantom, known as the Demon, haunting his young son. He subsequently enrolls him in Chinese martial arts training with instructor Yip Man. As a young adult, Bruce fights British sailors who are harassing a young Chinese woman. As a result, he must flee Hong Kong. His father insists he go to the US.
>Bruce fights British sailors who are harassing a young Chinese woman. As a result, he must flee Hong Kong. His father insists he go to the US.
thats just in the movie for dramatic effect. he's a true American
You're just jealous America is better than your shithole
>Be homosexual Hollywood celebrity (novtari and not an artist)
>Decide to reboot an adaption of a book
>THIS IZ SCREEEN WRITIN homie!!
kys
>rebooting a franchise simply because americans can only watch movies made in Hollywood
remaking someone elses film is considered art and screenwriting in muttmerica? kek
also the mutt version has terrible pacing
not to mention the cinematography is absolutely unwatchable in the mutt reboot
You make us sound fricking based
>pedophilia bro!
Do Europoors really?
>European is a pedophile
Many such cases
I watched a french film called, I believe, synonyms
FRICKING SHIT
There is probably a good solid 10-15 minutes of runtime spread throughout the film with the dudes dick out for no reason and when they get to a sex scene I think "hey, they've been showing a dick this entire time, that means they probably won't puss out here", no, they make sure you can't see the breasts at all even though you see the dick five minutes later.
The entire film is about a moronic pretentious self hating israelite getting pissed that France, the country he deliberately and specifically chose to move to, doesn't act the way he wants it to. He goes on long monologues about "finding the heart of the city" and "not to look up", vapid, boring nonsense.
Is Lisbeth supposed to be attractive? I thought she made herself look ugly on purpose to avoid male attention, but in hindsight, I don't remember this being in the film. She already looked like a freak before she got raped.
Top looks like she shops at Hot Topic and has a bunch of Marilyn Manson posters in her room, bottom looks like an actual headcase. Much better.
I just looked at the wikipedia and read this so idk
>She also has a breast enlargement, having previously "been flat-chested, as if she had never reached puberty. She thought [her breasts] had looked ridiculous, and she was always uncomfortable showing herself naked".[8]
Honestly spending 5 minutes on here it I think the author just might be moronic. I think Fincher tricked us into thinking the source material was good
>the author might be moronic
No, just Swedish.
>Honestly spending 5 minutes on here it I think the author just might be moronic
The author died because he sat for like six weeks straight writing the book and then got up and overexerted himself.
Also the whole series is shit as hell. Only the first one is kinda solid with the "le CEOs son was the murder all along" twist. In the latter books it turns out she has some genetical freak brother who is an enforcer for the new villain and can't feel pain but is like 8 feet tall and built like Hulk. It turns into John Wick schlock really really quickly.
>In May 2008, it was announced that a 1977 will, found soon after Larsson's death, declared his wish to leave his assets to the Umeå branch of the Communist Workers League (now the Socialist Party)
no wonder Cinemaphile praises this shitty franchise
Noomi Rapeface > Rooney
Rooney as Lisbeth is hot as frick I was in love with her for 2 years. Those were golden years on Cinemaphile.
>GGHAXX
captcha when lisbeth is hackermanning on her macbook
u gay
Jesus think I need to watch this film.
Yes.
There is also a visceral rape scene in which she's tied face down to a bed and you see her bare ass very realistically eaten as she squirms.
>see her bare ass very realistically eaten
Ok thank you anon I'm buying the blu-ray.
How do I get roles like this in Hollywood? I don't even need to get paid, I'll just do it for free haha
The guy had to do damage control and claim he was in his trailer for 8 hours after filming multiple takes of this. We all know what he was actually doing in that trailer.
worthless homosexual opinion
>Europoors make their best "critically acclaimed movie" in decades
what kind of zoomer moron do you have to be to think this?
THEY SAID IT THEMSELVES YOU FRICKING MOOG DICKER. frick off you fricking troll kys today jfc.
who did?
Americans are better at everything. Any criticism non Americans have is them literally talking about minorities.
have to agree as a Europoor
the one thing we aren't better at is making quality Parmigiano Reggiano, the King of Cheeses
no matter how many Made in USA brands I try, the only good parmesan I can find is Italian imports
of course we could do better than Italy if we tried, but most Americans settle for Kraft powdered parmesan in a plastic shaker and it's probably cheaper to import it anyway
everything else we do better, especially Italian food
have you ever been to the store? there's all kinds of parmesan there. out of principle you should never buy yurogay PDOs
>have you ever been to the store? there's all kinds of parmesan there. out of principle you should never buy yurogay PDOs
of course I have, and I've tried every brand, the the imports beat out the cheap, soft, wet and slimy processed crap from American cheese producers - at least in regards to Parmesan
BelGioioso is the best American brand and its lightyears behind the authentic stuff you find at specialty stores
Go make better anime then
>He hasnt watched Avatar last airbender
>Europoors make their best "critically acclaimed movie" in decades
it's a mystery that's solved with zoom and enhance. Is it seriously the best they've got?
LMAO at all of the seething fat homosexual Amerimutts in this thread. Your shitty knock-off reboot is trash.
>europoors seethe en masse under thread of americans making fun of them for being worse at everything
>"YOU'RE MAD YOU'RE MAD"
Do Europoors really?
Yes it's pretty common
It had a better soundtrack
Both are trash
what's the naked comparison?
Fincher is cringe
The original book is the only good one in the series and even then it takes over 200 pages for Blomquist to start the investigation.
It fricking hurts
It wasn't that great, for example why are they all speaking English in Swedish accents? Doesn't make sense and completely ruins the movie.
a perfectly cast movie all round
And they're both shitty movies adapted from a novel that pretty much everyone agrees is horribly-written, that was published after the author's death because he was probably too embarrassed to publish himself.
>thinking fincher’s version is shit
easy to tell u get filtered easily
>YOU CANT CRITISIZE MY AMERICAN CELEBRITIES
frick off. hollywood celebrities are not artists
>David Fincher
>a celebrity
Barely any normalgay even knows who he is. That anon didn't even refer to him as an"artist" anyway, so I don't know where you got that from.
Because the original was crafted by artists. the american remake is corporate advertisment space
dawg fincher is trash you can’t be serious
WTF?? what is this anti finches propaganda?
Gone Girl is excellent
Zodiac is good too
>Gone Girl is excellent
No.
>MeToo feminist destroys mens lives
>Amerimutts eat it up
he didn’t write the story u tard, yea he helped translate it to film but the story was already written by a woman
exactly
he should have spit on the script.
gone girl is a trash ass #metoo fantasy made by a male feminist
he’s just another overrated hollywood director who constructs films in a way to appeal to teenagers like nolan
>Gone Girl is excellent
plebbit movie
sorry bro
Ignore. Fincher is easily in the top 3 best directors.
TG= 9/10
FC= 10/10
GETDT=8/10
CCOBB=10/10
GG =9/10
No Zodiac?
Omggg sorry got distracted. Zodiac is easily a 10/10
Se7en is a 8/10
The gay even did the acronyms like we’re supposed to know what movie it is
The reddit stench is strong on you
Litterally the WORST European director is better than Fincher
Midwits hate Fincher. Case in point:
he cant even read simple english
You’re an american AND a reddit user. You’re literally the most tragic creature here right now
>Y-you are a le... redditor!!!
You literally just made that up in your head beause you were too btfo'd
You did a ranking of david fincher movies, with acronyms too. Only a redditor would do something that gay
Kys newbie.
Fincher fans are dumb af
>I think Fincher tricked us into thinking the source material was good
noooooooio
Have you tried not having autism?
neo-Cinemaphile is so brainwashed they probably think the top is a troony and the bottom is a beautiful real woman just like their animes
Both look like preppy hoes who have to make out behind the Hot Topic's dumpster to avoid being called bulldikes by the rest of the girls
God Is A Bullet was better and I'm not debating that obviously objective fact with anybody
>soul
vs
>soulless
Noomi.
>a new challenger appears
wtf elliot page played lisbeth?
>so forgettable & known as the one no one asked for
there is a reason no one mentioned this shit
>the one no one asked for
No one asked for any of them
are u kidding me people would much have rather gotten a sequel instead of the shit sony gave us
If it's not made by israelites then Amerifats hate it. Slave race.
@188544178
What did he mean by this?
You homosexuals preffer manly looking woman like the chick in the american reboot. and then claim feminine women are trannies
see
&
Americans like troony looking women
You would know troon
I haven't seen either, but the 2009 girl looks like a fricking goddess while the 2011 """actress""" might be a man...i'm not sure.
Giving this one to the euro's it seems
Are the Noomi sequels good?
frick no, only the first movie is good the rest even the Sedes want to forget they exist
has anyone read the books? i read em long ago and they were quite erotic from what i remember.
We can't forget about her tbh
Try following the thread.
Kys
Die mad
>nooooooooo you have to respect my posts i posted I posted I posted! Read it reeeeeeee
>Europoors make their best "critically acclaimed movie" in decades
What? That movie is not even in the top 1000, it's just a shitty adaptation of an OK thriller book
I just picked a random flick that runs circles around everything Hollywood has made since the 90's
I thought all of the insanely autistic posts with terrible spelling and grammar were from 3rd worlders. I’m glad I have this thread to show me how fricking incredibly dumb the average American is. Holy shit.
Frick you. How about actually read the thread. It was clearly Europeans who were being moronic.
Example:
Americans are all mentally 14. Their misfortunes are one of life’s greatest pleasures
You need to shut the frick up. Your country is absolute third world alchoe-girlc morons compared to America.
Me personally, I laughed when those boating Black folk beat the shit outta those good ole amerilards. Oh what a country
Never happened. Ok kys now
How about die Eurogay. Your country is trash at making movies. You're pissed because an American made abetter movie
>"IT'S THE AMERICANS"
>"MY PERFECT EUROSTAN UTOPIA"
>REEEE
lmao do Europoors really?
frick you europoor gay. go watch more soccer oh sorry i mean foootbuhl
americans just seethe that they live in a 3rd world country
the education system is an absolute joke. there's countless accounts from kids/teens who emigrate from europe to the US and feel like they've gone into the special needs class
Too bad we're still dominating the whole world lol. It must suck knowing that a bunch of dumbasses like us have absolute power over you and the rest of the world, huh?
Are the books worth getting onto? She seems interesting
first one is the best, the others idr tbf. i’m sure they were good as well
>Character prepares to commit horrific violence as a calming/orchestral song plays
Why is this trope so kino?
So anyway how are the Noomi sequels?
Which board does she post on?
/pol/
doubt
She talks shit about scrotes on crystal cafe
europoor
>europoor
I just want to say Fincher's Girl with the Dragon Tattoo is a great movie and the cinematography fits the tone perfectly.
in another universe we had trilogy it was planned as
not even the best swedish one that decade
hmm... wonder why the American would want to forget about this one?
I saw the American one first but I enjoyed both of them. What's your point?
Haven't watched the series and doubt that I ever will.
that the american one sucks shit. I guess you couldn't tell
Guess not, it was a good story and I enjoyed it, same with the original.
Drop some more swedish kino
Unfortunately most non-obvious ones has never been translated to my knowledge, and those are the ones you'd see on any list
but two lesser known comedies I think should be translated is Torsk på Tallinn, and the series Macken.
there's probably a bunch police/detective stuff if you care about that. I don't.
The American one sucked as, too. The best part of the film was the OST and its 3 hours long with some absolute bangers. And to my massive disappointment only the worst of the music made it into the film used to the worst possible effect. It's no wonder that after this film all of Trent reznors subsequent scores have been low quality low effort ambient droning sounds. What a waste
Where can you find women that dress like this? Her style in the movie is so hot.
Noomi > Rooney
pic unrelated
>better in every conceivable aspect
>by making the main character ugly
take your troon envy somewhere else
hard to disagree
even the rape scene is 200 times more fappable
good job amerimutts
This film single handedly diminished Fincher's credentials. It was a hackneyed pointless piece of shit.