Euros be like
>it's minus 39 minutes past 12 degrees outside bro grab my jacket
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Euros be like. >it's minus 39 minutes past 12 degrees outside bro grab my jacket
americhuds be like
>its 911 fahrenheit outside time to eat a burger
The frick is a Fahrenheit?
Euros seething and coping over their terrible temperature measurements
Fahrenheit is god tier, get over it
No it's not lmao.
Hot but tolerable weather in european: 30 degrees
Same weather in Fahrenheit: 86 point 5 degrees
This is the dumbest bait I've ever seen lmao
Euros coping and seething this hard
FRICK YOU AND YOUR SHITTY THIRD WORLD HELL HOLE OCCUPIED BY GOBLIN hispanics AND FILTHY FERAL Black folk
>he thinks it's bait
Freezing point for water in Celsius: 0 degrees
Same thing in Fahrenheit: random ass 32 degrees because why the frick not
Okay you got me I'll take the bait
Fahrenheit:
freezing: 30
really cold: 40
cold: 50
cool: 60
perfect: 70
warm: 80
hot: 90
really hot: 100
burning: 110
Celsius:
freezing: 0
cold: 11.55
hot: 22.7
death: 22.9
There's no comparison here.
>death: 22.9
Lol. Lmao. Did you grow up in Alaska?
You think I know what gobblediasiatic nonsense Celsius numbers translate to? Or care? I have Fahrenheit and it's a gorgeous 70 degree day.
yeah, well, there's only three states of matter sadly, so only the two transitioning points between those three states shall be considered
Celsius:
Freezing: 0
Boiling: 100
Fahrenheit:
lmao
Not sure if moronic or desperate or actual attempt at dumbest bait ever or average American. You can feel the different in every 1 degree of Celsius.
decimals on celsius, fricking heretic
lmao
water freezes at 0c and boils at 100 what more do you want?
Calling any kind of measurement "god tier" is good indication of room temp IQ.
I'm surprised you amerisharts don't measure time in lunch breaks.
Haha I do say that and I love burgers too.
get up from your chair
americans be like
>I want my cheeseburger
>*gets shot*
>Thank you, here is your 1000% tip sir
Ameriflubbers be like
>Oh no my toddler fell of the teeter totter and ripped their pants, at least the medical bill will only be 40,000 bucks
Chinks be like
>bing bong wo chen fu yen li gaow nai chi dong
africans be like mup da doo didda po mo gub bidda de dat tum muhfugen bix nood
Indians be like
>My name is Steev from micro soft, show bobs and vageena, i have no toilet, shitting in the street is my culture, cow shit is sacred, do not redeem
we will be superpower by 2015
Euros be like
>I forgot to pay by outdoor license guess I'll get raped by a refugee
It do be like dat albeit
Dutch motherfrickers be like
>Hallo my name ist Dirk Van Der Flop and we hebben ein serious probleem
>mexicans be like
ANDALE ANDALE, JOSE, BURRITO EL TACO!
Illuminati be like
>Pray to satan haha
today i remind them
name 10 movies
Problem Child 2 (x10)
>Problem Child 2 (x5)
>UKuckistani Non-Genderconforming Citizens of Xer Majesty's Kaliphate be like OI BRUV ME BIRD BEEN ROIPED BY A PAKI AND I CAN'T CALL THE BOBBYS CAUSE DAT WOULD BE A HATE CROIME SO NOW I 'AVE A BROWN SON THAT WEIGHS FIRTEEN BOULDERS AND SIX POLLYWOBBLES INNIT BRUV
step on my level bruv
PIMPEN
It's too personal to laugh at the fall of the UK to browns. London looks like a fricking middle eastern bazzar and we just have to accept it with no complaints
The UK and the US are basically the same people. Same stock.
>I USED TO RULLLLLLE THE WORLD
OI GOVNA FANCY A SHAG INNIT
Possibly the best possible on /tv in a week, bravo.
not funny
>pollywobbles
my sides
WWII is right around the bend isn’t it. How can anyone live under such oppression where you need a license for everything and money is handed out or taken away from people based on race? The frick is this?
Poles be like
>jyckyz jcyzwjzywjzy cjeyzycl zywyzc zkcyywck
MAUL HALTEN
Kurwa i saying this and not can afford mirror so don’t know how look.
Nigerians be like
>ovuvuevuevue enyetuenwuevue ugbemugbem OSAS
White people be like
>good evening kind gentlesir, will you fetch me that fine newspaper over there? alright kiddos get some rest we have a big day tomorrow!
Finns be like
>Timo Maaaas 😀 Proooooooooooh :DDDD
timo maas is german
Germans be like
>scheizen geizen reizen schitzel geffalen, ich muss den jüdischen stier für meine frau vorbereiten!!!
most accurate ones ITT so far
Japs be like
>you disrespect my prostitute famiry, repair to die gaijin, haayyyyyyyyyyia *melodramatic pachinko machine music*
>Asians be like I RUV BRACKED YOU RUV BRACKED? YOU WHITE PIGGU WOMAN RIKE BBC ARR WHITEU PIGGU WOMAN NEED BBC AND TO BE BRACKED BY BIG BRACK MAN I THINK MY PENIS VELLY HARD LIGHT NOW BUT CAN'T FIND IT BECAUSE I BREAK MAGNIFIER WHEN GET TOO EXCITED ABOUT NEW BRACKED VIDEO AH SOOOOOO *gong sound*
Americans be like
>i love Black folk and i want to suck a Black person wiener and we all should worship Black folk
Black folk be like
>I doth declare, these individuals of Caucasian descent are conducting themselves in a manner most unbecoming and contrary to propriety
LEL called it. You having a bit of a melty there Hop Sing? You'll be alright little fella don't break out your kung fu on us we're just havin a little laugh yeah?
>not even 30 seconds later chang proves they actually are like that
canadians be like
>oh, I'm terribly sore-y, I didn't realize I wasn't supposed to redeem, I will go receive MAID immediately
Euros be like
>31/4/2024
Russians be like
>my bear take the vodka and jump out of motorcycel to make big crash into urianium reactor, whole count-tree explod thanks to amerikanski pig
do ukraine
Ukranians be like
>oy veyyyyyyy get this rashan chud away from mieaaaaaaa we is europe now
Doesn’t exist.
Why do americucks worship black people when they get bullied by them every day?
>WHY CAN'T YOU AMELICAN STOP THINKING BOUT BIG SEXY BRACK MEN AND THEY DERICIOUS BBC THAT TASTE SO GOOD WITH LITTLE BIT OF MSG AND ONIONS SAUCE AND BIG HOT BRACK BBC SHOOT HOT ROAD DOWN MY THLOAT INTO MY BERRY? WHY YOU CAN'T STOP STUPID AMELICAN? *GONG*
Spain be like
>we are soo tired I jus wana take a nap
>pass el tacos homie
Portuguese be like:
>TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, I am le spanish goose xD
Americans be like:
>What in tar nation?? Bobbeh you can't be wearin' no goddamn slippers inside boy, put them muddy jordans back on and walk on the dinin' room table like our granddady taught us, ya heard! *throws hotdog at son*
I do be like that
>Implying we would ever waste food
Americans be like:
>im gonna put my filthy parasite ridden mongrel on our dinner table cuz he’s just part of the family!
>Give me kisses fido! *dog has been licking its own shit for the entire day*
Meanwhile you just eat them.
100 degrees being intolerable heat is pretty convenient though
I do hate that
that myth is false btw
Americans be like: time to take a nap
>Americans be like: time to take a nap
kek hilariously true dumb mutts live with their shoes on all the time. They also wear baseball caps indoors like morons. There is no sun indoors it is as stupid as wearing shades indoors or carrying umbrella indoors
Actually, you’re mixing up cultures we wear cowboy boots.
I'm an americuck and am getting my butthole filled with pozzed semen for pride month
I bought 5 pride flags and 10 blm shirts to show how much of a a good person I am.
FRICK FASCISM FRICK RACISM
yuros be like:
>aww look at this cute 2.54-centimeter worm
World health organization be like:
>you WILL eat these and you WILL enjoy it, chuddie
Japs be like: society needs to see animated porn of this creature
>Burgers ITT having a laugh and rolling with the banter
>Ching chongs and other subhumans absolutely seething
lel why are you thirdie c**ts like this?
seething americuck
I'm an Aussie and you are seething so hard I smell pork fried rice boiling through my screen.
youve sharted yourself amerifat
And a ching chong bing bong to you too Chang.
yeah but to be fair you can't seriously defend that circus show of a measurement system so banter is all that's left
I don't give two shits about what people use to measure thing mate. Don't bongs weigh things in rocks? The frick cares?
"Stone" is the worst measurement. Americans win that round.
ching chongs have no banter at all. humor requires emotional intelligence which is something bug people aren't capable of. they're also used to living in their hug box where anyone who insults their society just disappears in the middle of the night
Ching chong men are fricking obsessed with talking themselves up. The idea of saving their fat bland faces is the most important thing in the world to them. They're fricking insufferable.
i live in america and use celsius. seethe
amerimutt pigdogs be like
>OH YES I WOULD LIKE USE MY CREDIT CARD
>YES WE ARE GOING TO INVADE YOUR HOME COUNTRY AMD KILL INNOCENTS…YOU NEED TO BE FREE!
Normies be like
>Yes we’ll come to the BBQ, what should we bring?
>Actually sorry, Jessica has a recital and Beth wants us to go.
>Lets grab drinks after work next week instead
Dang I sure am going to miss Beth’s world famous kraft mac n cheese.
It's 21:25 right now and 11 degrees out with a light drizzle, so I would wear a jacket.
Incels be like
>IIII HAAAAATE WOOOOOMEEEEENN
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JUST GGIVE MEEE PUSSSY NOW
Me
Sex havers be like
>Oh nyeah, shit on my chest baby oh I'm cooooomiiiiiiiing, I'm cooomiiiiiing aaaughhh *gets gonorrhea*
Balkaners be like
>I vont to suck your blood. Bleeh.
I've seen "people" from the balkans commit assaults and stabbings, but not sucking blood.
That would be gypsies, and they be like:
>Dinlow dukkerin, time to rob this cracker, also frick Black folk!
checks out
They're so fricking racist, man
Incels be like:
>glug glug glug…BEEELCH
>Time to post another druk thread so I don’t feel like im drinking myself to death alone even though I am
>SAUCE??? SAUCE??? SAUCE????
>ALL women are prostitutes!!! Why can’t I get a gf?
Why druk catcun stays
>>ALL women are prostitutes!!! Why can’t I get a gf?
Bang on bro, upvoted
racists be like
>I'm insecure because I have a small penis
I am racist and do have a small penis but those are completely unrelated. It's not my small penis that stabs my gf
Cucks be like
A bbc stabs your gf every night while you play on your Switch
That’s a little disingenuous what I hate is all facets of media, politics and public spaces being prejudice to me and shipping over millions of (specifically: anyone not white) people to live on welfare and half my wages get garnished for this shit and I get nothing so why should I not hate these parasites? I judge people by their actions, not by le color of their skin (see: albino Black person)
Euros be like
>put on the pot
Americans be like:
>That's an awfully hot. Coffee pot.
Americans be like
>should I drop it on Donald Trump probably not.
>Druk thread gets deleted but this doesn't
Jannies hate it when we have fun
>implying this thread isn't fun
I bet you're from a shithole country full of ugly brown people that hate getting mocked for their country being shithole.
you mean like america?
Babies be like
>WAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAH
>goo goo gaa gaaa
I like how in America when it’s close to zero it’s cold asf and if it’s below zero it’s COLD ASF ONG and the higher up you go the warmer it gets. Euros are like
>bloimy my bungole it’s bloody 1.5C out ere what a bootiful bloomin day innit
Whites be like
>um excuse me do you have any gluten free options?
Zoomers be like
>Errr what the sigma
36 is body temperature, 20 is room temperature
past 25 is hot
Arabs be like
>my name is Rasheed Aleen Salamandeer Bhagavadeern Mohammad Alabeen Mahmoud Ashgar Badawari Abbas Salam Takbir Chamas Al-Abas Ben Yahia Al-Alusi. Are those baked pork chops???? AAAHHHHH NOT HALAL, SAVE ME OSAMA!
Arabs be like
>I'm going to Europe to be oppressed (get welfare and rape white girls)
Vegans be like:
>Are those baked pork chops? Oh my stars and soi lattes! SAVE ME XENU!
>not funny
Europeans be like:
>Americans be like "every 60 seconds in America a minute passes in Europe"
>europoors don’t measure in glazed donuts per bald eagle or AR15’s per 9/11 memorial
I feel bad for you gays.
Americans be like
>I too want to own a home made of cardboard. I need to get my goy score ratings up
euros be like
>i build house out of rocks and measure things with rocks
Americans be like
>im fat and have guns
Lol.
Yes
Euros be like
>AMERICANS SAVE US PLEASE!!!
Muricans are moronic. Only good thing when inches work with no problem in plumbing. Fahrenheit stupid ofc
TAD
Americans use paper plates and plastic knives and forks so they don't have to wash the dishes.
They just chuck it all the bin when they're finished.
Fat lazy c**ts.
You just say that because you've never been to a good bbq place.
T. converted euro
The tier measurement system is shit tier, but the IQ measurement system is god tier.