>Yoda is wise, mostly humorless, and focused after shedding his persona >But when he shows up in TLJ hes a cackling maniac making wisecrack after wisecrack
Probably the one time I ever agreed with Red Letter Media what the frick was Rian Johnson thinking?
But prequel Yoda even makes jokes. >mass murdering
What? He kills some clone troopers that are in the process of hunting down and murdering everyone he knows. We don't see him kill anyone else
But prequel Yoda even makes jokes. >mass murdering
What? He kills some clone troopers that are in the process of hunting down and murdering everyone he knows. We don't see him kill anyone else
Prequel Yoda acted more like OT Yoda during the AOTC scene where he trains the kids. To be fair, he acts more stoic in the other scenes because they’re in more actiony and serious settings
Star Wars is for children. Children love Ewoks and Jar Jar. The star wars movies are great at what they are meant to do. Entertain children and plant a little bit of morality in them.
>Children love Ewoks and Jar Jar
True. I always liked Jar Jar.
The fact that his Mexican voice was actually funny and didn't sound like a Jamaican might have had something to do with that though.
and remember when Rian Johnson thought that this is how Yoda actually was and put this version into the last jedi?
Nothing tops ESB Yoda. Lucas toned down his personality in the prequels and Rian Johnson turned him into a quipping mess.
I only watched TLJ once (at the movie theater) and I hated it so much I can't even remember what he said or did except burn a tree down with a (force?) lightning. Thank frick.
His exchange with Luke was thematically appropriate and I think his introduction was well-timed. But the dialogue is weird ("Page-turners" doesn't sound like something Yoda would ever say) and the content is lost on the fact the student/mentor relationship between Luke and Rey is extremely thin.
He was messing with Luke so Luke would lighten the frick up and get his mojo back
He had the best line of the sequel trilogy to be honest >Yes, failure most of all. The greatest teacher, failure is. Luke, we are what they grow beyond. That is the true burden of all masters.
God I hate Lucas’s shitty lore he dumped in the 2000s >Yoda ackshually isnt just some little alien living on a creepy planet >Jedi dont ackshually seek him out to learn from him >In reality there was a massive temple on a huge highly industrialized super city planet where all the Jedi lived and Yoda was the greatest awesomest Jedi of them all and he taught thousands of students, not just a few >Oh and also when he said “he’s too old to begin the training,” I didnt mean that Yoda was just pushing his responsibility away >I meant that the Jedi kidnap toddlers and train them from age three to become Jedi. And then they got drafted into a surprise war via the dumbest fricking sideplot ever written
How can one man create a world of such mystery and then thoroughly ruin it?
Of all the things wrong with prequel Yoda you listed all the wrong ones. Incredible.
You're one dumb ass homosexual, but I'll tell you what is wrong with prequel Yoda: >To defend and protect, the Jedi their powers use >Respect all life in any form, a Jedi must >One exception to the Jedi Code there is, however >Skywalker's mother an attachment is, let go of it he must >Consider her human we do not, worthless, to be raped and tortured her fate is >Ask me about the reason why we cannot send a different Jedi to protect her, do you? Meditate on this I will >For Skywalker to become a school shooter, unlikely it is
's mother an attachment is, let go of it he must
her human we do not, worthless, to be raped and tortured her fate is
This was bad. It's also just an extension of the total stupidity surrounding how Anakin was handled by TPM.
To be fair if they freed her from her slave status, Palpatine would've used her (and most likely killed her, or rather, order her death) to manipulate Anakin anyways. Poor woman was not gonna be allowed to catch a break in any timeline.
But it was a dick move on part of the Jedi not to help her in any way whatsoever, the motherfrickers possessed nothing besides their clothes and lightsabers, yet they had enough funds to arm themselves with whatever they needed during the Clone Wars. Surely that's enough credits to free 1 (uno) slave.
The only one who gave a shit was Padme, and even she didn't pay to free her. She only sent some people to "make sure she was okay, but do so from the shadows"
>To be fair if they freed her from her slave status, Palpatine would've used her (and most likely killed her, or rather, order her death) to manipulate Anakin anyways
Sounds like a more interesting story than what we got.
My only real issue with prequel Yoda was that he was CGI and the kung-fu flipping lightsaber battles. I don't think he should have ever used a lightsaber.
>I don't think he should have ever used a lightsaber
What part of "Star Wars makes all its money from toys and not movie tickets" do you not understand?
if you were alive during the OT you would also agree that the prequel version of star wars that George came up with was absolute shit and what no one expected.
the clone wars were so much cooler before he made it into a literal war of clones lmao
>that the prequel version of star wars that George came up with was absolute shit and what no one expected
That's your own fricking fault for shitting so relentlessly on The Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones was a direct retaliation to all the homosexuals talking shit on George.
You know, your post is making me finally understand how so many people all of a sudden actually say they like the prequels. They came out before/when they were born and they literally did not know Star Wars before they existed. They've always been told the world was the way the prequels dictated and they literally cannot comprehend what the world of Star Wars was heavily implied to be like before the prequels were a thing. They have no concept of Vader just being a fallen jedi who betrayed the order, they've only ever known him as evil space jesus prophecy boy etc...
>People like the prequels when they watch them on there own merits. >People hate the prequels when it shits on fan's headcanon.
Hmmm
Sounds like an ego problem. You are not as smart as you think you are.
I mean Lucas somehow took one of the most iconic and mysterious movie characters and somehow was able to make him uninteresting. The only memorable moments with prequel Yoda are him flipping around and screaming with his lightsaber.
we probably won't be alive for it but someday they will remake the prequels and make a kino story. a story that respects how kino Anakin's fall and redemption actually is. I've always said the story of anakin skywalker is one of the greatest stories never told.
It's a good thing George removed the eyebrows from this. Nobody fricking has eyebrows after being set on fire.
Yet the disney Black folk keep giving him fricking eyebrows.
moron Yoda was when he got serious. >You are not ready to fight Vader, but okay I'll help you leave >Once you fall to the dark side it will forever dominate your destiny >You are too old to train
Clown World Yoda was the real wise one.
>You were telling Luke not save her like fifteen minutes ago
You're missing the point. He's saying it's okay if Luke dies because they still got another shot.
>You were telling Luke not save her like fifteen minutes ago
You're missing the point. He's saying it's okay if Luke dies because they still got another shot.
They wouldn't have another shot if Luke failed. Vader has Leia at that point and Yoda is a hermit in a bog.
They weren’t referring to Leia when ESB was written, they were referring to Luke’s long lost sister Nellith
Yep. TESB feels well planned out and executed but then Marcia cucked George with the Skywalker Ranch windowwasher, George became depressed, and he dropped/condensed a lot of cool ROTJ ideas and rushed the movie because he wasn’t feeling it anymore.
To be honest, I don't know if the OT story was something that could've sustained more than three movies anyway, so on that front I think we dodged a bullet with Lucas's decision to wrap it up. But there fricking *had* to be a better way of handling it than making Leia the twin. Even leaving Yoda's line entirely unaddressed would've been better.
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Some fans assumed the other hope Yoda referred Hope was Vader and the possibility that he could be turned back
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>I don't know if the OT story was something that could've sustained more than three movies anyway, so on that front I think we dodged a bullet with Lucas's decision to wrap it up.
Funny thing is that in at least one version of the trilogies, ROTJ would’ve had them searching for Luke’s sister and 7-9 would’ve been them taking down the emperor.
Still, even in a condensed ROTJ, it would’ve been cooler if they went through with Wookiees instead of Ewoks, and the rebels attacking Sheev's palace on Coruscant (then called Had Abbadon) instead of another Death Star. They claim they didn’t have the budget for that at the time, but I find that hard to believe. Blade Runner was made at the same time and had a futuristic city on a lower budget than ROTJ.
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>it would’ve been cooler if they went through with Wookiees instead of Ewoks
That was the original idea. But they couldn't find enough big huge people. Midgets were easier to come by.
>Yoda is wise, mostly humorless, and focused after shedding his persona
>But when he shows up in TLJ hes a cackling maniac making wisecrack after wisecrack
Probably the one time I ever agreed with Red Letter Media what the frick was Rian Johnson thinking?
To have even come up with that routine in the first place Yoda would have to have had a sense of humor
No one likes stoic mass murdering prequel Yoda, zoomie
But prequel Yoda even makes jokes.
>mass murdering
What? He kills some clone troopers that are in the process of hunting down and murdering everyone he knows. We don't see him kill anyone else
Prequel Yoda acted more like OT Yoda during the AOTC scene where he trains the kids. To be fair, he acts more stoic in the other scenes because they’re in more actiony and serious settings
I do. Yoda in the OT is more cringe than the Ewoks.
Star Wars is for children. Children love Ewoks and Jar Jar. The star wars movies are great at what they are meant to do. Entertain children and plant a little bit of morality in them.
>Children love Ewoks and Jar Jar
True. I always liked Jar Jar.
The fact that his Mexican voice was actually funny and didn't sound like a Jamaican might have had something to do with that though.
I like the ewoks, I’m just acknowledging the typical consensus.
You can't expect him to have actually learned anything from ESB. They actually knew how to escape a raid in that movie.
I only watched TLJ once (at the movie theater) and I hated it so much I can't even remember what he said or did except burn a tree down with a (force?) lightning. Thank frick.
His exchange with Luke was thematically appropriate and I think his introduction was well-timed. But the dialogue is weird ("Page-turners" doesn't sound like something Yoda would ever say) and the content is lost on the fact the student/mentor relationship between Luke and Rey is extremely thin.
He was often playful. I agree that TLJ went a little overboard, though.
He was messing with Luke so Luke would lighten the frick up and get his mojo back
He had the best line of the sequel trilogy to be honest
>Yes, failure most of all. The greatest teacher, failure is. Luke, we are what they grow beyond. That is the true burden of all masters.
I am so glad I didn't see this piece of shit.
I'm happy that you're happy.
Too bad the line falls flat given the context.
>Paige Turnah they were not
Why the frick was this little green nigha talking bout PAWGS
I like British pornstars.
and remember when Rian Johnson thought that this is how Yoda actually was and put this version into the last jedi?
Nothing tops ESB Yoda. Lucas toned down his personality in the prequels and Rian Johnson turned him into a quipping mess.
God I hate Lucas’s shitty lore he dumped in the 2000s
>Yoda ackshually isnt just some little alien living on a creepy planet
>Jedi dont ackshually seek him out to learn from him
>In reality there was a massive temple on a huge highly industrialized super city planet where all the Jedi lived and Yoda was the greatest awesomest Jedi of them all and he taught thousands of students, not just a few
>Oh and also when he said “he’s too old to begin the training,” I didnt mean that Yoda was just pushing his responsibility away
>I meant that the Jedi kidnap toddlers and train them from age three to become Jedi. And then they got drafted into a surprise war via the dumbest fricking sideplot ever written
How can one man create a world of such mystery and then thoroughly ruin it?
Of all the things wrong with prequel Yoda you listed all the wrong ones. Incredible.
You're one dumb ass homosexual, but I'll tell you what is wrong with prequel Yoda:
>To defend and protect, the Jedi their powers use
>Respect all life in any form, a Jedi must
>One exception to the Jedi Code there is, however
>Skywalker's mother an attachment is, let go of it he must
>Consider her human we do not, worthless, to be raped and tortured her fate is
>Ask me about the reason why we cannot send a different Jedi to protect her, do you? Meditate on this I will
>For Skywalker to become a school shooter, unlikely it is
's mother an attachment is, let go of it he must
her human we do not, worthless, to be raped and tortured her fate is
This was bad. It's also just an extension of the total stupidity surrounding how Anakin was handled by TPM.
To be fair if they freed her from her slave status, Palpatine would've used her (and most likely killed her, or rather, order her death) to manipulate Anakin anyways. Poor woman was not gonna be allowed to catch a break in any timeline.
But it was a dick move on part of the Jedi not to help her in any way whatsoever, the motherfrickers possessed nothing besides their clothes and lightsabers, yet they had enough funds to arm themselves with whatever they needed during the Clone Wars. Surely that's enough credits to free 1 (uno) slave.
The only one who gave a shit was Padme, and even she didn't pay to free her. She only sent some people to "make sure she was okay, but do so from the shadows"
>To be fair if they freed her from her slave status, Palpatine would've used her (and most likely killed her, or rather, order her death) to manipulate Anakin anyways
Sounds like a more interesting story than what we got.
My only real issue with prequel Yoda was that he was CGI and the kung-fu flipping lightsaber battles. I don't think he should have ever used a lightsaber.
>I don't think he should have ever used a lightsaber
What part of "Star Wars makes all its money from toys and not movie tickets" do you not understand?
You sound like you're mad the story isn't what your headcanon is
if you were alive during the OT you would also agree that the prequel version of star wars that George came up with was absolute shit and what no one expected.
the clone wars were so much cooler before he made it into a literal war of clones lmao
>that the prequel version of star wars that George came up with was absolute shit and what no one expected
That's your own fricking fault for shitting so relentlessly on The Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones was a direct retaliation to all the homosexuals talking shit on George.
No it isn't George, you're just a senile old hack
You know, your post is making me finally understand how so many people all of a sudden actually say they like the prequels. They came out before/when they were born and they literally did not know Star Wars before they existed. They've always been told the world was the way the prequels dictated and they literally cannot comprehend what the world of Star Wars was heavily implied to be like before the prequels were a thing. They have no concept of Vader just being a fallen jedi who betrayed the order, they've only ever known him as evil space jesus prophecy boy etc...
It's sad.
>It's sad.
it really is. At least we remember how amazing the possibility of the unknown was before the prequels.
>People like the prequels when they watch them on there own merits.
>People hate the prequels when it shits on fan's headcanon.
Hmmm
Sounds like an ego problem. You are not as smart as you think you are.
>there
English is moronic, no my problem.
I mean Lucas somehow took one of the most iconic and mysterious movie characters and somehow was able to make him uninteresting. The only memorable moments with prequel Yoda are him flipping around and screaming with his lightsaber.
filtered
>buzzword
Not surprised, those are usually the only comebacks you prequel zoomers have
>complains about buzzwords while using twice as many buzzwords
Sasuga memelenial-kun
If the Jedi weren't a bunch of frickups Star Wars would be infinitely less interesting so I'm glad it didn't follow your dumbass headcanon
This guy gets it. Don't listen to the morons responding to you.
>The sacred Jedi texts!
we probably won't be alive for it but someday they will remake the prequels and make a kino story. a story that respects how kino Anakin's fall and redemption actually is. I've always said the story of anakin skywalker is one of the greatest stories never told.
They'll remake the original trilogy before that happens
It's a good thing George removed the eyebrows from this. Nobody fricking has eyebrows after being set on fire.
Yet the disney Black folk keep giving him fricking eyebrows.
Ah shit I didn't even post an actual screenshot just some shitty fanart.
Frick it, have the homosexualuber thumbnail.
moron Yoda was when he got serious.
>You are not ready to fight Vader, but okay I'll help you leave
>Once you fall to the dark side it will forever dominate your destiny
>You are too old to train
Clown World Yoda was the real wise one.
Oh and let's not forget
>No, there is another
You were telling Luke not save her like fifteen minutes ago.
>You were telling Luke not save her like fifteen minutes ago
You're missing the point.
He's saying it's okay if Luke dies because they still got another shot.
They wouldn't have another shot if Luke failed. Vader has Leia at that point and Yoda is a hermit in a bog.
They weren’t referring to Leia when ESB was written, they were referring to Luke’s long lost sister Nellith
RotJ really is a mess.
Yep. TESB feels well planned out and executed but then Marcia cucked George with the Skywalker Ranch windowwasher, George became depressed, and he dropped/condensed a lot of cool ROTJ ideas and rushed the movie because he wasn’t feeling it anymore.
To be honest, I don't know if the OT story was something that could've sustained more than three movies anyway, so on that front I think we dodged a bullet with Lucas's decision to wrap it up. But there fricking *had* to be a better way of handling it than making Leia the twin. Even leaving Yoda's line entirely unaddressed would've been better.
Some fans assumed the other hope Yoda referred Hope was Vader and the possibility that he could be turned back
>I don't know if the OT story was something that could've sustained more than three movies anyway, so on that front I think we dodged a bullet with Lucas's decision to wrap it up.
Funny thing is that in at least one version of the trilogies, ROTJ would’ve had them searching for Luke’s sister and 7-9 would’ve been them taking down the emperor.
Still, even in a condensed ROTJ, it would’ve been cooler if they went through with Wookiees instead of Ewoks, and the rebels attacking Sheev's palace on Coruscant (then called Had Abbadon) instead of another Death Star. They claim they didn’t have the budget for that at the time, but I find that hard to believe. Blade Runner was made at the same time and had a futuristic city on a lower budget than ROTJ.
>it would’ve been cooler if they went through with Wookiees instead of Ewoks
That was the original idea. But they couldn't find enough big huge people. Midgets were easier to come by.
>Acts moronic
>Tells Luke not to save his friends
>Don't worry there is another anyway lol
>Refuses to elaborate further
>Leaves
luv this one
Man you all some Reeva lovin dumbshit morons if that's your whole take away from that scene.
It's a fricking joke you moron.
I'm guessing you're new because it's just a play on an old meme.
Lmaoooo
I barely like Star Wars, but I will always love this scene. Never fails to get a giggle out of me