even comic book movies used to be kino sometimes

Holy shit I can't believe this is a Marvel movie. Where are the quips? Where is the snarkiness?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >zoomer discovers that there was a time when Marvel flicks were actually enjoyable

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      any more you'd recommend I give a chance? I never cared about comics but found that punisher scene in a thread about best fights, 9/10

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Blade 1 & 2
        Ang Lee's Hulk
        X-Men 1 & 2
        Raimi's Spider-Man

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Daredevil '03

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.wrestlinginc.com/1040244/kevin-nash-was-accidentally-stabbed-by-his-co-star-in-the-punisher/

    What a legend

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did they at least use the take?
      Usually stunt men want the takes they bled for to be used.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2023 mcu punisher
    >fat chinese guy comes through portal attacking kevin nash, " I thought you could use a hand frank!"
    >"or two!" pepper potts dives in and punches with nanomachine fists

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Joss Whedon made it so characters stopped responding while sounding mad.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        newbie

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    he got stabbed for real on that scene, and that's the take they used.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      while he DID get stabbed for real for the Punisher, his rape for the WWE was fake. He totally no sold it by swallowing.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    IN 1992

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Russian becoming a troony was a joke back then, wonder how they would handle it nowadays. Then again, current Marvel hates Punisher so much to the point that they revived his wife, made him a cuck and threw him into Heck with a THIS CHARACTER IS DEEEAAD DO NOT REVIVE UNLESS EMERGENCY stamp.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wonder how they would handle it nowadays

      Bigger bobs

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Perfect female body

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        look it's the average Daredevil fan

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >xir’s right behind me isn’t xe?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Then again, current Marvel hates Punisher so much to the point that they revived his wife, made him a cuck and threw him into Heck with a THIS CHARACTER IS DEEEAAD DO NOT REVIVE UNLESS EMERGENCY stamp.
      I can't imagine how much worse it'll get

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >made him a cuck
      Literally? Did she frick another man?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well not really, but she somehow was brought back to life to berate him for killing criminals while he kneeled in handcuffs, took all the funds he accumulated to fight bad guys and donated half to charity while keeping half for herself and left him. The icing on the cake was the bloodthirsty psycho Wolverine also joining in on chastising Frank for being a murderer.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          What did Wolverine say
          >hey bub, I may slice and dice scumbags but you take it too far

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          kek I just read the ending of that last comic
          Frank's wife claims she was going to divorce him for some reason, that's almost as bad as cucking him. And then he just anheros. What could even be the motivation to ruin a 40 or 50yo character so thoroughly? God I'm glad I stopped reading capeshit in the 2000s

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Apparently it was because right wing hillbillies and policemen liked wearing the Punisher logo and that's a no-no for nu-Marvel. First they tried to change his symbol to a red devil skull instead, then they decided to just straight out emasculate and shelve him.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >implying this new arc will be read by said "right wing chuds" who will continue to buy skull merch sold by chinese merchants.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Kicker was an exec saw some dude involved with Jan 6th wearing a punisher shirt & went completely apeshit about it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The Russian becoming a troony
      KWAB

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, good art is never going to come from IP rights, they're owned by corporations that hate you even more than they love money.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Where are the quips? Where is the snarkiness?
    Did you miss the parts with the fat guy dancing and pretending to sing opera?
    It is still better than anything spawned by the MCU but it wasn't great. War Zone and even Dirty Laundry were better

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    kino
    ps. frick jason aaron

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could he fly today?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's no one who could play him even if he would
      a serial rapist murderer with dad issues getting gunned down by a similarly-sized anglo-saxon wouldn't even fly in the most unhinged wrestling show nowadays though

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/last-samurai-review-2003-movie-1153330/ ,
    https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-features/saudi-arabia-films-ban-travel-barbie-1235561673/ , ...

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If they did this scene now, it would be Abomination breaking into Frank's bedroom while Wong, Dr. Strange & Captain Marvel are all dancing in the other room.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based clip, OP. This movie is underrated. I suggest Dirty Laundry which is some fan-made thing with Thomas Jane as The Punisher.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Place is stashed to the gills with weapons
    >Takes a frag grenade from under the sink throws out it as he presses a button which closes the door
    >Russian just hits the grenade like it's a baseball back into the bathroom.

    Scene is beautifully crafted.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jane Punisher movies are made for kiddies garbage, the most accurate Punisher is War Zone with Ray Stevenson (rip)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both movies brought something good to the table.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking brutal movie

    Sorry, I could only find it in tacospeak

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember that part of the comic, they cut his eye out or something right? I loved punisher max when I was 14

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, they took out all of his piercings.

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