>even wearing a satchel is enough to emasculate you
You just can't win.
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>even wearing a satchel is enough to emasculate you
>even wearing a satchel is enough to emasculate you
You just can't win.
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Women are c**ts who shit test everything yet still don't know what they want
You're always best off disregarding these thigs because their personal values are paper that they will tear up at a moments notice
They know what they want, that is to say a 6'6 chiseled greek god chad who earns 500k, treats her like a princess and eats her pussy whenever she wants, and that they are nowhere near good enough to get it. These roasties get what they deserve. I got what I deserve, a qt mail order Asian 20 years my junior who worships the ground I walk on.
>satchel sissies on suicide watch
>purse chads stay winning
>carry a satchel bag
>LIKE OMG YOU LOOK LIKE A GIRL LOL
>carry a backpack
>LIKE OMG YOU LOOK LIKE A LITTLE KID LOL
>wear cargo pants/shorts
>LIKE OMG YOU LOOK LIKE A LOSER LOL
Why don't women want us carrying things? If it were socially acceptable I'd never leave the house without cargo shorts full of cargo and a backpack full of laptops.
Their own fashion choices made it impossible for them to carry things so they just apply that mindset to men without any critical thought.
I wear cargo shorts at the age of 40 and I refuse to stop due to social bullshit.
if you can carry things you don't have to buy them, and women's consensus is literally carefully manufactured by repetition to facilitate consumption and profit
The solution is to wear them all at the same time and cause an critical overload in their npc main frame
>one backpack worn normal + one flipped around so it's on your chest
>one messenger bag over each shoulder
>one bumbag worn normal + one flipped
>a shaving kit bag belted to each bicep + to each thigh
>one duffle bag in each hand
Now you're carrying
>f it were socially acceptable I'd never leave the house without cargo shorts full of cargo and a backpack full of laptops.
All I carry on me every is a bank card and a phone.
If I have to go further from my home I carry keys and a bag with clothes and toiletries in it.
What else is that important I would need to carry with me.
I always have water bottles in my backpack in case I get thirsty, also a book if there's nothing going on and I want to kill time.
>What else is that important I would need to carry with me.
Handgun. Pocketknife. Apple Pie. Banana.
>Handgun. Pocketknife
What type of man cannot just defend himself with his fists
Post your wrists
Ah. Ok, sorry I misspoke, sir. Have a good day.
>What type of man cannot just defend himself with his fists
I like to play dirty
>What type of man cannot just defend himself with his fists
I man getting robbed by four guys at once.
>What else is that important I would need to carry with me.
zesty ass snubnose
b***h wasn't even wearing her going to church shoes.
I carry a backpack and satchel bag everywhere I go, including the grocery store. Between that, my front and back pockets, and the trunk of my car I have a minimum of 4 laptops, 1 tablet, 2 guns, 2 knives, WD40, empty plastic bags, tourniquet, latex and nitrile gloves, zipties to hold cargo, a towel, 2 shirts, 2 pants, 1 pair of shoes, 3 boxers, bag of dog treats, my tobacco pipe, my weed pipe, my meth pipe, my Altoids, my other Altoids that I carry my drugs in, chewing gum, water bottle, coffee thermos, few Clif bars, kitty litter, sand, strike-anywhere matches, road flares, hand axe, parka, space blanket, sleeping bag, 20 feet of cord and 20 feet of rope, book(s), my Kindle, lotion, Burt's Bees hand salve, toothbrush/paste, floss, trail mix, popcorn, toilet paper, and tampons/pads in case a girl needs one.
I'd feel naked without a single item. Plus I have a pocket specific for "where I'm going" -- so if it's a house party, a flask. Or going to the doctors? My insurance card.
Things I don't always carry but will need that day.
>carry a backpack
What about those backpack for little children?
Wtf are they doing
Fricked up on drugs. Looks like nyc
BTS of how tiktok videos are made
I'm sure the Prada people loved the publicity.
>Why don't women want us carrying things?
Shut up and keep your hands free, moid! That's right bagcuck, sit in your corner while HandsFreeChad rails your wife.
But... having bag makes your hands even more free...
LMAO, shut up moid, take your little cuckbag and frick off while Chad uses his FREE HANDS to panhandle over Stacy!
You need to be hands free to protect yourself from muggers/thieves. A bag is something that has to be protected and prevents you from immediately fighting back.
>You need to be hands free to protect yourself from muggers/thieves
I live in white, religious country
A bag is a weapon
Fanny pack Bros, our time has come.
youre either a drug dealer or some moronic raver (which probably has drugs)
carrying that thing is like an invitation to get your ass inspected by the police, same with sunglasses inside
Or a person with severe autism
Just go full techwear.
It's literally fashion for people who obsessively need to carry things.
No reports on if it'll get you laid, not that you'll care, with a free pocket for an onahole and lube under your jacket.
holy shit anon ive been frantically searching for what this style of clothing is called
you just made me a very happy anon and i can continue life dressing like i want
A lot if it is literal envious seething that they "can't" wear those things and "have" to have a purse to carry things that it's unfair men "can." You can find women seething in female subreddits (older posts of course before AGP trannies took them all over) and being honest about it when they think the moids aren't listening in.
I like cargos because I can carry extra mags without using a holster. I also pocket carry a pistol in the summer. It's max comfy.
I can smell you from here you obese, deformed burger.
>having things to carry at all
That’s your problem, anon. Only women need a whole bunch of shit to carry at all times. At all times a man should be operating at a negative. If you carry less than nothing, then nothing can be stolen from you. And that’s why women get mugged the most or lose stuff the most, because they have so much shit on them all the time. But if you have nothing, then it’s all good.
>Why don't women want us carrying things?
A woman will ridicule anything in a man she can't understand or control.
Don't wear cargo pants bro. Or for that matter a satchel bag, unless you're a drug dealer.
>giving a frick what women think
Dude, just lift. If you have muscles you can do whatever the frick you want. I'm serious. That's the secret. I could walk around with a pacifier and bonnet and onesie and not give a shit, and people would respect that I don't give a shit.
perhaps you should learn to disregard women's opinions, because as
said, they don't have a single shred of integrity and will claim you doing it is hot if you just don't care
Imagine being so practical you wear bag with stuff you need for that day so nothing surprise you.
Obviously b***hes dont like when man is being this put together.
I pull out my handheld game station from my bags
I carry little folding umbrella, pen, knife, bigger bag when I want to do grocerry after work and Zyrtec.
Saved me so many times that I just dont care about haters at this point.
That's why you wear cargo pants and not lady bags. I have everything I need in my pockets.
I would rather wear ladybag than cargopants full of shit.
I can't hear you, I'm multitasking and on the go.
>she keeps talking louder
>drag it through the staircase
>Even expensive gifts aren't enough
I'd love to recieve a gift of a 12kg wheel of cheese
I would rather get smaller wheels of cheese but different types
>I would rather get smaller wheels of cheese but different types
Yeah I'd pick that actually.
Still, if someone gave me an entire wheel of cheese I wouldn't be complaining.
Then date a young grocer.
Practically though, how would a 3-4 person household go through the whole wheel before it gets moldy?
I put cheese in most meals and the regular 1kg blocks of cheese i get often go moldy when I'm down to the last quarter
It's too humid in your refrigerator.
Cut it into portions and freeze them. Cheese is not harmed by freezing.
They're right to laugh, you don't give cheese to bawds.
>they have cheese enough between their legs
Grim. Anyway I would kill for 12kg of good cheese, that shit costs a fortune.
Same man, If someone gave me a wheel of cheese they're a friend for life
No country for cheese men
that's like $400-$500 in cheese right there
The shoulder bag fight was over when Rust Cohle put it on. You cant compete with that, women...
Woah he's literally me
i hate the uneven weight distribution and every time you move it flaps around
backpacks are much better
yeah, can't wait to look like a fricking postman
Taxman, which ain't bad as far as nicknames go.
Fricking hell is this real? I love my satchel bag.
Its not gay right? I have several of these
no but I hope you don't wear it everywhere with you all the time.
zesty/10
homie you better start carrying that by the handle
is this suppose to be some sort of walled rostie humor?
fine, i'll wear my tiger stripe load bearing vest, that'll make the ladies all into me.
my dad calls those gay bags
Who cares? Carry that satchel, that backpack, wear those cargo pants, and let them ruin their lives being bothered by what you’re doing while not even giving them a first thought, let alone a second one.
What's wrong with a nice leather satchel bag?
Also, women are just jealous that man can actually carry things around in their clothes instead of needing a purse.
>wear a purse
>get mocked
How could this have happened?
>man must step on eggshells forever to avoid an ick or she will literally stop respecting you and seeing you as a lover
Just use a bag that looks all tactical and shit. With carabiners, wires and pliers hanging off it.
Not enough pouches.
What they mean is they want you to drive an expensive car everywhere, carry bags mean public transport as in you're not in the top 1% of earners that these gold diggers want to leech off of.
Reject modernity. Return to pocket town.
>be skinny pockmarked ugly nerd in a hoody with a satchel
>be tall slim broad-shouldered handsome chad in a tailored shirt with sleeves tastefully rolled up to reveal muscular forearms (one tattooed), in a satchel
Ponder the different reactions the average woman might have to these two characters
The practical takeaway here is to (a) improve your health and fitness as best you can with the hand you were dealt, while (b) not giving a frick about women's opinions
>my gf told me last weekend I should get a satchel, think she's buying me one for my birthday - which one will I be?
Who cares
When woman makes fun of your shoulder bag just go closer to her, tap her on shoulder and say "Eeeeeezy there giiirl"
>goes up to older women
WORK YOU DANG NAG!
>When woman makes fun of your shoulder bag just
hogtie her and throw her on the train tracks
Lasso her and leave her with them gators!
And then shoot her because you are going for low honor ending
I want to bagmaxx tbh, but backpacks are too big and satchels are too gay.
Why should I be penalized because I want to carry water, snacks, and some personal hygiene items?
Just take the hiking backpack pill and buy a 55L bag.
>I want to carry water, snacks, and some personal hygiene items?
Just leave that shit in your car. When throughout the fricking day do you need that shit THAT badly anyways? You're a fricking woman.
John Marston wears a satchel pretty good theres no way roasites could b***h at that.
Nobody make no fun of your satchel when you have iron on your hip
I wish Jack Bauer would water board those c**ts