Ever since he got bogged, Goose is no longer "literally me". I'm a PattinsonCHAD now.

Ever since he got bogged, Goose is no longer "literally me". I'm a PattinsonCHAD now.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even watch many movies but he's one of the cooler modern actors. Lighthouse was hilarious

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Take a shower stinky

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only now?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you follow his lead, you have to impregnate a woman now to keep CHAD status.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't be a Pattinchad because he's British. I need a new AMERICAN actor to literally be.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >im a pattisonchad now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that picture is uncanny

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BERRIES AND CREAM

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bogged
    when? post before and after you fricking liar

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just look at how he gelled his hair. Like Hello?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pattinson picks 10 times better projects compared to Goose, even flawed ones like Cosmopolis early in his career, I hope Mickey 17 is any good

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I achieve that jawline?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Take that roid stuff. Eat veggies and meat and smash weights for a few months.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      head over to Cinemaphile for a personalized mewing program

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pucker your face out for counted reps, also do the same with your tongue. Do aerobics with your face

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pattinson seems more like someone you could say "literally me". Gosling has fricking none of the attributes to say that.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based. I’m on the same boat after cavill betrayed us by not being my secret gay lover.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SOMETHING'S IN THE WAY

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This dude is such a chad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hi robert

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frick you.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry robert

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cavill
    >Pattinson
    >
    Who else belongs in the literally me trinity?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mads

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love both of them but Goose takes some not really great roles. Post Twilight Patty pretty much always chooses right

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pattinson's fav game is FF7 and uses the correct name (Aeris) for best girl

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Pattinson's fav game is FF7
      That explains his hair

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >“I’m envious of Jack Nicholson's hair,” the 23-year-old star admitted. “He’s got that thing where your hair kind of goes up... I've always wanted that but my forehead's too big so I look really ridiculous. I'd just look like a mad professor.”

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fragrance and fashion model
    >spends exactly one minute doing his hair before heading for the red carpet
    based robbo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hair like that looks better than styled and combed hair to me

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's still incredible to me he was able to recover his career/image this well after Twilight

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Goose didn't get bogged though. Looks just as chad as ever.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pattinson is classically handsome, let's hope he doesn't answer the call.

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