Every character in Mutant Mayhem besides the 4 turtles is an eye sore.

Every character in Mutant Mayhem besides the 4 turtles is an eye sore.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do you think of jhon k op?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you shalt not take the lord's name in vain

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The movie's entire aesthetic is trying to cash in on Seth Rogen's youthful's love for gross-out humor and sick things. Problem is that while boys were indeed into stuff like that back in the 80s-90s, it's not the case anymore.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      And it frickin rules. is right though I’m not sure the target audience will be into the look of most characters

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They don't know how to do that shit anymore either. Mutant Mayhem just looks lame.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Haha so if the anesthetic is gross out design, then that means the character designers knew black april is disgusting get shit on Black folk

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        She vomits all over the place

        I'm not kidding

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think (hope?) that Leo thinking she's attractive supposed to be humorous

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its not so much that the characters are "gross' its that they are actually hard to look at.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Haha so if the anesthetic is gross out design, then that means the character designers knew black april is disgusting get shit on Black folk

      Paramount is pulling out all the stops. They saw all the other flop movies that blamed advertising and critics and lack of hype and burned a ton of money to make this look like the most hyped, most visible, most anticipated, best reviewed movie of the year. Don't listen to the gays pretending like being different means it's exciting. It isn't. They gutted the TMNT as an IP and replaced it with high school and things that middle aged Hollywood israelites think zoomers are into. Literally every iteration and reboot of TMNT has tried to do something distinctly different from it's predecessors and all of those paid off way better than what this movie jerks itself off for trying and failing to do.

      It’s Nickelodeon duh.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goojitzu?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not really. More "things kids find cool" thatn gross shit.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those characters aren't really ugly, though.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am a child of the 80's this shit was like niche popular for a year at most

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Garbage Pail Kids
      Scumbug is literally an original series figure you fricking newbies shut the frick already jesus fricking christ. This movie is a loveletter to the original TMNT toyline holy frick. Look at the poster and then look at the original toys, same vibe.

      https://i.imgur.com/9aKW7V7.jpg

      Every character in Mutant Mayhem besides the 4 turtles is an eye sore.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't the OG series go this way by 1991 or so? I remember after a point almost all the figures were grossout style.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Didn't the OG series go this way by 1991 or so? I remember after a point almost all the figures were grossout style.

        nah, they fazed out gross out stuff and it actually got more furry or sexy. lots of stuff like April in a lepard bikini or gorillas in camo or leo as spock. Lots of weird shit, but not specifically gross.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >MESS UP MY HAIR AND DIE!
          >compact ninja star and lipstick nunchaku
          >that face mold
          Holy shit they Barbified April.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Garbage Pail Kids movie bombed BIGTIME, partly because that ugly shit was a fad that died quickly. You bought yourself an ugly toy, had a few laughs, then a week later went "oh no, this is bad actually. I should've bought a Transformer."

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the setting is new york

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this seriously the best Turtles movie of all time? It's getting reviewed like it is.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The fact that they're trying to claim it's better than the first one makes me question the validity of their reviews.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, it definitely is not. The first movie had a better story and better characters. This movie just has tons of things going on all at once. The Turtles themselves are good, but it's in no way better.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the story is good, honestly great ending and goes in new directions, the animation is fine, be getting more praise if it didn't come out the same year as spider-verse imo

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the story is good
        It's not. It's basic as frick and the mutants are complete nothings as characters. It also ruins the point of them being villains.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          But how else are they going to be able to make extra toys and shoehorn celebrities in?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Honestly great ending
        >Turtles going to school and being immediately accepted after one movie just so they can shove more poc/lgbt in the sequel

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No but it reminds people of Spider-verse so it has to be good.

      • 9 months ago
        guy

        That just shows what a embarrassment spider-verse is that this abomination is its legacy.

        What do you think of jhon k op?

        Movies and shows like this come out of spoiled brats who went into Los Angeles animation actively spiting all of his principles of appeal and entertainment because they don't want to listen to anybody but themselves.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          shut up and have a nice day

          • 9 months ago
            guy

            Owned hard weren't you? Speak again and my emails will resume. It will literally be all your fault.

            Let's not forget that spider-verse was heavily influenced by Homestuck, I'm currently messaging people to be aware of just what that webcomic was and the effects it had on culture, so they can understand spider-verse properly

            Oh no, it's the lolcow of Cinemaphile.

            Oops you spoke again so I'm going to do it. Do you think I need to wait for you to read my warning? You should know what you shouldn't do already.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Oops you spoke again so I'm going to do it. Do you think I need to wait for you to read my warning? You should know what you shouldn't do already.
              how can someone be this much of a massive. unaware homosexual? I know the answer is autism but still.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sooo, what would be the proposed direction the art should've taken? Balance the gross out with cute stuff like Katie said John was able to do?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh no, it's the lolcow of Cinemaphile.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Paramount is pulling out all the stops. They saw all the other flop movies that blamed advertising and critics and lack of hype and burned a ton of money to make this look like the most hyped, most visible, most anticipated, best reviewed movie of the year. Don't listen to the gays pretending like being different means it's exciting. It isn't. They gutted the TMNT as an IP and replaced it with high school and things that middle aged hollywood israelites think zoomers are into. Literally every iteration and reboot of TMNT has tried to do something distinctly different from it's predecessors and all of those paid off way better than what this movie jerks itself off for trying and failing to do.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is this seriously the best Turtles movie of all time?
      No that's the Rise movie, but because that was only 2d animated and not 3d animated spergs are still shitting on it. They both have black april so you know there's no excuse for that being why Rise is hated any more if people like MM.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think they were doing it on purpose.

      It has a frickload of funding, nothing can really beat the original films and turtles forever. Also TMNT is so big that cannot afford a flop.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just really don't like the art style

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guesses on how hideous Karai is going to be on the show or next movie?

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just finished watching it. Solid movie aside from the standard shitty Rogen humor and April

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Noooooo! This movie is for young audiences! You're a dumb manchild if you criticize it!"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Little kids deserve movies that are so good that they can watch them every year for the rest of their lives and still enjoy them as much, if not more than they did when they saw it for this first time. It's a fricking shame that they aren't getting anything like that anymore.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What about Puss In Boots 2?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Might actually hold up on repeat viewings. I suppose you're right that they at least got one this year.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You mean last year

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              How time flies.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      But this movie writing are also bad. Leo is a fricking butthole.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Calling it now; There's going to be an episode of the show where all they do is mock the critics.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Audiences are hating it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now this guy I trust. He laid out his issues and explained them fully.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They skateboarded in the cartoon I grew up with
        >They don't skateboard in this one
        >Therefore it's bad
        It sounds like he's autistic, better to get diagnosed if you agree that's a good review

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kids hate nu turtles

      Parents hate nu turtles

      Incoming changes to the rotten tomatoes user review system after the latest round of articles about alt-right fascists raiding the site get published

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I still can't believe the lengths they go to to protect lousy products

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          RT was a worthless pile of shit to start with. A movie could actually be rated a 7/10 at the very best, most generous interpretation of critic scores, but have a "98% fresh" rating.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nostaliga

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kids hate nu turtles

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Parents hate nu turtles

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saw this in a movie theatre with a nearly packed viewing. Lots of laughs from the families in there. Can't believe they used the he-man meme song for part of the chase. Yes I clapped. overall, I thought it was fun. Not really familiar with the series so maybe I'm the core audience. I wish the mutants showed more concern about fighting super fly, they were family after all.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What stye is this?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the "I saw someone on reddit talking about the general concept of stylization one time and thought I'd do that without fully understanding it" style, with a dash of Borderlands.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        what

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          What I'm saying is that they had the idea to heavily stylize things and stylization tends to do things wrong on purpose. Proportion exaggerations, dramatic shape language, etc. Think Kingpin from Spider-verse. They saw Kingpin being this fricking MONOLITH of a man and thought
          >we should do something like that!
          >let's make all our characters be super exaggerated and fricked up looking!
          But they didn't understand why Kingpin as a giant black cube works and communicates his character so well, and why having every character look like someone shoved a dead animal in a blender with a bag of rotten garbage doesn't look even half as appealing.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"If you don't like fat, black April you're a bigot!"
      >Nevermind Seth, a fat white guy, is voicing a character who is almost always black pre-mutation.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >white
        Anon...

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Still not black.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      His legs look exactly like Aprils

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    you mean 3 of the turtles

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      this toy is actually terrifying

      • 9 months ago
        Boco

        At leas that one isn't bloody and battle scarred.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I see these purposefully so ugly it's edgy designs I hear Seth's obnoxious laugh echoing in the background. “Huehuehuehue”

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Definitely the most toothless version of the turtles besides the cowabunga pizza turtles. I like how gross the designs are but the edginess of the style/designs don't carry over to the story and themes at all which was really disappointing for me. I understand it's a theatrical release so I shouldn't expect too much but man the story really is just generic, and I do watch kids movies often so I'm not just pulling it out of my ass, it just doesn't do anything special compared to other kids flicks that have come out recently. It's sad that Spiderverse 2 is more edgy than this

    Also the mid-credits tease being Shredder leaves me skeptical because it means he won't show up until the second movie and won't be a major character in any upcoming series. I don't mind not immediately getting into Shredderwank but I am a bit skeptical.

    Good part though is April and Leo are a thing. About time he got his turn with April. April being a TV reporter again is really cool as well.

    Overall it was okay. Hopefully the series that I am assuming will happen after this lets loose more

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Baxter looked pretty normal in the original comic, here he just looks hideous

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry, he's only in the movie for like 1 minute

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't mind the art style but that Spiderverse low-FPS animation is a damn blight.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you go see Spiderverse and help make it a huge hit? Then don't complain.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No but I've seen clips and thought "man that looks like ass"

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but I saw it twice

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    movie was fine, and the turtles acting like teenagers for the first time in their history was an interesting take

    only thing I didn't like was them butchering Splinter into a cranky old man instead of a wise sensei, but Jackie Chan's delivery made it tolerable

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought scumbug was a female, this thing is a guy?

    • 9 months ago
      Boco

      This one is female. All other versions have been male.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was about to say.
        Everyone is calling Splinter gay, but in the movie he and superfly refer to scumbug as she.
        So, while repulsive, splinter still isn't gay.
        Not to mention he even says he looks for mutant ladies a lot.
        I guess the poster is just referencing the original.

        • 9 months ago
          Boco

          I heard Paramount pulled that poster too, maybe because it was wrong.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    And the original series wasn't the same?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There were only a couple characters on the level of mutagen man and they were very short lived.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You say that like Mutagen Man hasn't shown up in the other versions too though. Every TMNT has had a bunch of gross shit in it. It's part of the brand, they're sewer dwelling mutants who fight slimy alien brains.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >character that is supposed to be horrendously disgusting and gross is horrendously disgusting and gross
          What's your point? Scumbug and Mutagen man suck, but that's no excuse for every character to look like them.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >New yorkers helping turtles fight BBEG
    Love that shit

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah that's the fricking point you moron, they're mutants. Fleshy abominations created by twisting the human form into hybrid animals with glowing green ooze, it's supposed to look gross. You fricking imbeciles will complain about anything.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think she's cute

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they turned Leo into a neurotic simp
    Thanks for bastardizing my favorite turtle Seth.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you ever watched any TMNT series? There's always one neurotic simp for April in the group

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Leo is always a beta simp loser in many series. This is why he always a lame leader. Leo be a serious and boring leader is not the problem, it's because he is always an incompetent, indecisive loser.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even the "fantartists" trying to praise her design instinctively have to remove half the shittiness.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes and they are all wonderfull designs because of that

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It looks like a toy I'd buy in the 90s, love it
    You can say the movie is shit, but the designs are great except for Splinter

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You can say the movie is shit, but the designs are great except for Splinter
      They're all bad. Splinter is just especially bad.

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mutanimals had so little time, they basically had one note joke personality. (Fillet sings, Bebop and Rocksteady are angry etc) Im not even sure what Leatherhead's personality. Australian accent?

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