Everyone is gay.
If Poe actually wrote a story about that I feel he would capture the degeneracy and madness of it quite beautifully.
Correction: every WHITE MALE is gay
the black usher daughter is gay gay gay
She's also (probably) the most depraved of them.
The main black detective is also gay, at the end he says "im going back to my HUSBAND".
Wait was I the only one who noticed the main black guy was gay? Thinking back on it almost all characters were homosexuals. The rest were cucks or degenerates.
he says it in the first or second episode too
In the first episode they reveal that. He's asked why his husband didn't go watch the trial
And in his first flashback, his boss says "people like you" but says he doesn't mean his color and that he noticed the other thing
The main black detective is also gay, at the end he says "im going back to my HUSBAND".
For anyone who's seen it, how many gay characters can you count? The one thing I keep hearing is there are a ton of gay characters and it's making it sound like there's an extraordinary amount.
>For anyone who's seen it, how many gay characters can you count?
all of them are bisexuals atleast
>For anyone who's seen it, how many gay characters can you count? The one thing I keep hearing is there are a ton of gay characters and it's making it sound like there's an extraordinary amount.
At least two of the main characters are gay.
The Detective, and the Doctor daughter.
The Indian son who supplies drugs is depicted as in a gay relationship, but also screwing a woman, so is presumably Bisexual.
The White daughter who runs the healthy Goop style company, is depicted as “straight” but with a weird cuck fetish.
The young son who has the club idea is depicted with women, but also wakes up on a bed with both women and men in it, so may be implied to be Bisexual.
The older Usher (the father) is depicted as Straight, but also as someone who can’t keep his dick in his pants.
His sister is depicted as a Frigid woman not in any relationships.
The fathers young wife is a firmer drug addict whore.
The eldest son, with the black wife and his daughter, are all portrayed as Straight.
There is bo clarification on what Pym’s sexuality is.
Proportionally, way more characters are depicted as gay than would be found in standard US statistics.
The characters are also more degenerate than would be typical, but it’s mostly about one family, and a horror series, so that should be excused.
my gf wants to watch this, what am I in for
>my gf wants to watch this, what am I in for
Actual Californian made show
some of the worst dialogue put to screen, with some of the most hilariously shit casting I have ever scene. the quintessential netflix show, I can't believe people like this, I even liked midnight mass ffs it's not like I'm a contrarian
>3 gay couple in the first episode
i turned it off. not watching it.
Seeing the schlubby guy get quasi-cucked by the ebony queen was way too directed at me, Netflix
Tbh, gay propaganda aside, they managed to craft a story that is actually more interesting and touching that the original tale and it really surprises me
yeah, the outline of the story is actually terrific with the opiod/sackler angle and the incorporation of other poe works. too bad everything else was doghshit.
>degenerates get killed off and die cruel untimely deaths
>AHHHHH WOKE WOKE AGENDAS AHHHH
This. It's pretty funny how terribly all the Ushers are depicted but people here still cry about the wokeism. Show still sucked though
The issue is that gays are too dumb and up their own asses (literally) enough to realize what is going on.
who do you think you're fooling?
Including you OP
It was just a plot contrivance to make the (inevitable) death of the granddaughter more tragic, it wouldn't really work if every second gen Usher had multiple kids - much easier to explain the lack of grandkids as rich people being depraved queers
>It was just a plot contrivance
no it wasn't
I mean if you read between the lines of stories like Masque of Red Death, you just assume there are gays and bisexuals everywhere. It's a hedonistic and decadent gathering of the rich and wealthy. Poe doesn't linger on that stuff because he doesn't consider it important to the story, but it also doesn't go against it.
really weak show by Mike Flanagan standards. the way a character acts in episode 1 is the same way they act for the rest of the episodes. there's no character development and everyone acts like a dick. it's not even satisfying to see them die because no time was spent on making any of the characters feel important
It should be satisfying to see them die if they're assholes though. On paper.
I didn't realize this was a new release by the hill house guy. I was reading a thread before I watched it and someone gave it a quick summary of "succession, but bad." And that's pretty much what it is. Awful.
Should have done The Pit and the Pendulum instead
Did you even watch the show?
As in lesbian? If so, post webms.
What do you think caused house usher to fall?
and black despite being set in the 1800's, right?
>despite being set in the 1800
Please at least do a quick google search before posting
Let's cut to the chase: is there any value in watching this for a straight white guy who likes good stories, hot (real biological) girls, and decent production value? I'm tired of decent premises that just lead to gross gay raves and orgies (American Gods, Sens8, etc.)
>Let's cut to the chase: is there any value in watching this for a straight white guy who likes good stories, hot (real biological) girls, and decent production value? I'm tired of decent premises that just lead to gross gay raves and orgies (American Gods, Sens8, etc.)
>I'm tired of decent premises that just lead to gross gay raves and orgies (American Gods, Sens8, etc.)
There's an entire episode about a hedonistic bisexual man hosting an orgy/rave at a warehouse so he can make a move on his brother's wife, a former nymphomaniac.
Why even entertain this shit for even one second? Do you not have any self-respect? If I hear a movie/show has gay shit or any other flavor of wokeness in it I simply don't watch it. Period. I only entered this thread to shit on this crap with all my might despite having no idea what it is.
NO ONE believes you're straight. Sorry.
>Roderick Usher signs a deal with the devil that makes him rich and famous
>in return his bloodline will end after him
>all his subsequent children become gay, ensuring no further offspring
Mike Flanagan you cheeky cunt
His two legitimate children are straight. Four of his bastards are bi. Only one is gay, but she's the worst one.
>His two legitimate children are straight.
They were already born when the deal with the devil was made. Every child after them is some flavor of gay.
>The Fall in the House of LL Cool J
How did someone make a show gayer than AHS?
it was really weird how many gays their were. and im sure they changed genders of characters too.
like whats even the point.
The Fall of the House of Sneed
>3 minutes in
why is everyone brown?
>why is everyone brown?
This is the worse offender. I don't care that much about the gay shit, but there is no way that dark black lady is Roderick Usher's biological daughter.
annotated H.P. Lovecraft is for beginners, nagger man
>the one Usher daughter making her gay husband eat a hookers ass, lick her armpits, eat her out, etc.
here is my boomer mom's review of it
>wow, this movie is really long!
she also does not like the new fraiser.
did she like it
wool comes not to market
sheep bringeth no gain with usura
Usura is a murrain, usura
blunteth the needle in the maid’s hand
and stoppeth the spinner’s cunning. Pietro Lombardo
came not by usura
Duccio came not by usura
nor Pier della Francesca; Zuan Bellin’ not by usura
nor was ‘La Calunnia’ painted.
Came not by usura Angelico; came not Ambrogio Praedis,
Came no church of cut stone signed: Adamo me fecit.
Not by usura St. Trophime
Not by usura Saint Hilaire,
Usura rusteth the chisel
It rusteth the craft and the craftsman
It gnaweth the thread in the loom
None learneth to weave gold in her pattern;
Azure hath a canker by usura; cramoisi is unbroidered
Emerald findeth no Memling
Usura slayeth the child in the womb
It stayeth the young man’s courting
It hath brought palsey to bed, lyeth
between the young bride and her bridegroom
They have brought whores for Eleusis
Corpses are set to banquet
at behest of usura.
for me, it’s how the actor for prospero NEVER kisses the tranny in a way where we can actually see their lips touching on camera
>50 degenerates at an orgy are melted by acid
>black lesbian lady is unethical and controlling and murders her girlfriend in a possesive rage
>other crazy daughter who has a cuckold fetish alienates her husband and then dies horribly
>someone makes a speech about childless rich people living meaningless, empty lives; "I see the poverty of you".
>Show ends with verna/crow ominiously watching the black gay detective as though she is judging him
I'm thinking based?
You WILL like 30 year old women, chuds - Mike Flanagan
i do like her
>title is a Poe reference
>tagline is a DIFFERENT Poe reference
>not a real adaptation of either of them
Just fucking meteor strike Netflix' HQ from space already
It takes elements from like 8 different Poe stories and combines it into a weird soup.
Poe's name and his work is good SEO.
flanagan is a hack, ari aster is a hack, peele is a hack, I hate that these retards have become the savior of the horror genre SOMEHOW
Nobody is calling them the saviors of horror and people have plenty of respect for other horror directors like fede álvarez, ti west and brandon cronenberg. Stop being a retarded contrarian anon.
>Stop being a retarded contrarian anon.
i'm not tho
I liked the Vincent Price movie of this one.
How's this compare?
Not well, but it's probably the episode that best-adapts its story. Most of the Poe stuff is totally superficial.
I hate how Cinemaphile always talks about how woke these new shows are but never post any examples. I'm not watching this shit, just show me examples of how horrible the dialogue is and how woke it is. I want to laugh.
Just watch it for 20 minutes and form your own opinion you fucking parasite
>just watch woke garbage bro
>I hate how Cinemaphile always talks about how woke these new shows are but never post any examples. I'm not watching this shit, just show me examples of how horrible the dialogue is and how woke it is. I want to laugh.
Prosecutor in the series is an open homosexual blackman
I liked it and I never read poe
I only know the nevermore/Poe/raven reverence from the simpsons
Arthur Pym was by far the most interesting character and I just have trouble figuring out what Death was trying to make him a deal for when Pym had nothing to offer.
Her gimmick was encouraging powerful people to self-destruct. Presumably, their weakness reveals itself as they live their lives in fear. Pym recognized he only lived because he enjoyed the power, he had no hubris. He was just cruel. If it was in his nature to take the offer, he would have a fatal flaw. He didn't take the offer because he knows his life is hollow and doesn't need to keep going. It's not really that realistic, but that's what makes him one of the more interesting characters.
I don’t want to see homosexuals portrayed in my entertainment unless it’s a depiction of the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah. Thanks. Screw you Flanagan. I actually liked 95% of Midnight Mass.
Show is about fags being horrible people and dying and you trannies still complain.
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