Everyone knows Helluva Boss is shit, but will Hazbin Hotel be better?
Vivzie will have less creative control and hopefully there will be more writers that ARENT her.
What do you think?
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Everyone knows Helluva Boss is shit, but will Hazbin Hotel be better?
No one is going to be happy with it no matter how it turns out because they changed it and fans hate change.
Regardless of quality fans paid for a Vivziepop cartoon not an A24 cartoon.
A24 is a distribution company, i doubt they have much creative control beyond branding.
Theres never been an A24 animated series before, does “an A24 cartoon” even mean?
Oh sweet child, that isn't how that works. Anyone who ever pays the bills for this shit wants to have a say in how the money is spent because they're expecting a return on investment. Sometimes they're relatively hands off, sometimes they meddle their hand right up your ass, but rest assured, your continued creative freedom is tied to the success of your product and how much cash you bring in, and even then some hamfisted jagoff can get elected by the board and swing in and frick everything up because he promised them all they could buy another yacht next year.
Honey distributors are de facto in control of the creative output for the shows they produce. Its their funds being used to pay the studio, after all. If the distributor objects to something its either a. bend the knee or b. have your funding pulled and then the courts get involved to break your knees because youre taking money to piss away on a product they didnt hire you to make.
>they changed it
What did they actually change?
This looks better then the pilot
No. She looks like a Hag now.
Which one?
Both. The designs got way more angular. Charlie in particular. Her old look screamed disney princess vibes which was working for her.
nah you're just attracted to things that resemble children
The designs and animation seen in the "teaser" posts look good be honest.
>everyone knows it's bad
except it's good.
i think you're just jumping on the hate bandwagon because it's fashionable to do so and you're an empty husk of a person
you're a hag
guaranteed replies from people with fragile minds
It's garbage.
She turned by floofy disney dog-girl waifu into a raptor in a suiiiiit
in the first she looked soft, like a disney princess
now she looks like a demon, trying to look like a disney princess.
and I think that works better because its showing shes going to great lengths to change and do something unnatural
she looked cute in her old design why did they change it
The line weight of original was too much? Not enough edge?
I guess it's to maintain some stylistic consistency with HB, if I have to muster a guess. Let's just see how it looks in motion, well I'll see to be exact.
they couldve kept the breasts at least. she looks like a guy
YOU look like a guy!
get off you are literally 14
Yeah, that I could understand.
Not a fan of that sort of design aspect myself (in isolation, at least)
she looked so much better before, and if anyone should stand out it should be fricking Charlie
Yeah, I really get that as well. Really liked her hair in the pilot, too.
I wish charlie’s white suspender design was her main design. fit her character better and didnt make her blend in to the background.
Yeah it was hot af.
Pilot Charlie looks so soft.
This. Genuinely built for being raped.
By Angel ;3
The only way that would happen is if someone paid him a lot to do that, he only bangs ladies if he gets paid extra
I would pay him ;3
Hella designs (pun intended) for some characters (Charlie for example)
Different VA's
I think the plot is the same but shit, this cartoon was announced back in 2019 and it's still in development hell (smug)
I doubt the plot is the same, where the primary focus is Charlie and Vaggie trying to redeem Sinners.
In all likelyhood it's just 'Look how miserable Angel, Alastor, Husk, etc. are! Don't you feel terrible for them!?' we already know from the leaks that Heaven is going a shitty place because Adam is the main angel character and he hates women, so what's even the point of anyone redeeming themselves?
Viv coming up with great and unique concepts for shows and instantly throwing them away for heaps of molodrama shit is a running trend now.
The character designs and the VAs
Hazbin Hotel is and will be nonexistent.
How can a show be better if it can’t even BE?
cure bird
For some reason I want to see a Hellaverse animu now...
Same
>but will Hazbin Hotel be better?
>Brandon is the only semi-decent writer on Helluva Boss while Viv is garbage and Adam is the worst ever
>Viv and Adam are writing Hazbin
Hmm it is a mystery
Why do people consider Brandon the only good writer?
What has he down to prove himself?
He hasn't done anything as offensively terrible to the story as Viv or Adam to my knowledge
this he plays it straight.
nobody wants a writer who changes his or her own feelings on a work wishy washy.
viv should’ve left the show’s direction to people who actually know what they are doing.
Here's hoping that beings it's an actual show meant for TV and not online, they'll have more writers to balance things out.
Didn't Viv say she still got to write most of Hazbin?
Well, better her than Adam Neylan writing most of it then I guess. At least with Hazbin, they are her characters that she's made and developed within a decade or so.
Ah that's neat, especially since she's working with a larger, more experienced team this time around.
I hope there’s plenty of Angel! He’s so much like me! And I wanna frick him! 🙂 I can’t wait to fap vigorously! 🙂
I challenge you for your title.
Hey, I’m willing to share. I don’t wanna fight, I just wanna frick every man in Helluva Boss/Hazbin. After all, aren’t most people in these threads gay? No need! 🙂 Truce?
The show is going to be derailed from its premise within 5 episodes like Helluva Boss and end up focusing on gay romance involving Angel or something.
https://vocaroo.com/1mPBJaeyJByj
>Would you do it for a Loony snack?
share the OG inst and vocals, i wanna make my own
It's not mine, I don't have them. Sorry.
Heh, good one to who made it!
I wonder which specific veteran animator could serve as the character designer for this one? Like, somebody who could come close enough to replicating Vivzie's style and all?
This makes me sad cause it makes you feel like you're listening to the character goof around, something that humanizes them, but then you look back at canon and see that somehow, in the span of half a season, she's been flanderized from a b***hy receptionist who cared about her adoptive father(to a degree) to a total abusive c**t that lol acts like a dog a lot. Loona doesn't feel like a character anymore.
Shit anon, you just made ME depressed.
It’s over
I have to say something, I think that whole doctor's appointment subplot thing should've been something that occurred before she met Blitzo, as in she was much younger than by the time she got adopted. At the very least her behavior would came off as more understandable, at least to me...
Hypothetically if I were rich enough, could I pay Angel Dust to NOT have sex for like a week?
angel is NOT not for lewd
Yes he is.
Bruh he's literally a fricking pornstar dude, he IS supposed to be lewd
reread what i said
i luv angle dust
I love him too.
Same
zomg same!! >///<
I hate that I’m the only one in this fandom annoyed by the spider being posted nonstop.
Cope homosexual
Never talk about the cute spider again! >:(
Angel is such a sweetie pie! FRICK YOU! Like just leave, now. I can’t stand people who hate angel, it literally makes me angry. He’s so pretty and sweet and has been through so much and it just pisses me off anyone could hate him. That’s why I don’t watch Satina.
I like the Blitzo love in this thread! Idk why ppl on this site hate him….
more like gay the simp, get snatched off the street to be used as a wiener sock
:/ Why?
hes literally called angel hes so cute and handsome and awesome grrr HOW could u possibly hate him ;-;
this but unironically
People hated him because he told the truth.
fat hag dog certainly has the body for "motel worker"
You’re not the only one but at this point I just don’t care. Stolas is more annoying to see since it invites the /trash/ schizos and they ruin every thread theyre in.
So at some point we are absolutely guaranteed to get an Angel x Demon fricking episode right.
hazbin has a fair chance of not even fricking releasing, being good is just the second mountain peak of mount murderhorn
It’s already greenlit by A24
Yeah it was also supposed to come out this summer but we've heard so little about it the resident intern hasn't even released a nothing image for July's update
>hurr summer ends in septe-
So where's the announcement? Cast list? Teasers closer to release? ANYTHING
No.
Hazbin was supposed to release this summer, Viv was saying this as late as spring, and in addition it supposedly finished production back in February, so despite the fact that we're over half a year out from production being completed, we still have absolutely NOTHING on the show, not a trailer, not even a teaser if you don't count GIFs, not how many episodes the season is going to have, not even a goddamn CAST LIST which are usually made public a year before a show airs.
This implies one of two things, either the team in charge of marketing are all in a year long coma and nobody's bothered to replace them, or A24 has as much faith in the show as there is water in the Sahara, and want to do a stealth release to minimize marketing and distribution costs.
What have we got in the past 3 months? We got a GIF of Alastor laughing at the end of May, we got a 'pride month' picture of Angel Dust at the end of June, and we got absolutely fricking nothing at the end of July.
It's not a matter of if Hazbin will be decent or not, it's resonably a matter of if it actually comes out at all.
They’re not going to leave a completed show on the table because Cinemaphileners don’t like it.
There’s probably just issues with distribution logistics or something.
Maybe it was ment to be on HBO MAX but got removed in the Discovery merger and they’re now shopping for a new distributor.
It's funny because she apparently filmed an interview talking about Hazbin with A24 back in Spring of 2022. It's never been released.
Lost media
>Charlie shows up in your house out of a pillar of flame
>"Hi Anon! I'm on a sabbatical for six months to help humans improve their lives and learn more about them in the process!"
>"With my help we'll get you back on your feet in no time!"
Would you accept?
i mean if she shows up while i have nothing better to do. i am already a good person anyway so if she's just gonna show up to be like my number 1 fan and give me the stuff to fulfill my dreams for like a half a year for absolutely free then i mean sure.
Hey anon it's Charlie here and i've just wanted to let you know that you are a horrible person and I don't want to waste time on you anyways.
She would never fricking say that
aren't the horrible people the ones she is going out of the way to waste her time on?
I'd already be in Hell so I guess I wouldn't have anything better to do.
Will she go out with me?
Do you think you can woo her?
I thought she was helping me improve myself? I don’t know how to woo
Who WOULDN'T accept? Serious question. I can't think of the kind of person who'd say no.
https://vocaroo.com/1fCQzeHanfrx
millie calls you her little pogchamp
wow that was atrocious not even a hint of southern accent. and they worry ai will take over
AI IS getting scary good and improving a lot, but its got a ways to go. Its not magic, it'll still fumble.
Hazbin Hotel is never coming out
This. Hazbin Hotel is never coming out, and not because they can't fin a distributor or whatever excuse.
They don't have one single episode complete, and they never will. Reminder: the pilot came out nearly 4 years ago.
For how much HOOOOYP the fanbase STILL has for this shit to release you'd think they tease more than one image a month, but now they're not even doing that. If your speculation is correct in them not even having a full episode ready to go, then A24 probably isn't even sweating it as they've put no money into the show.
They wrapped up the whole season months ago, they had a wrap party and everything (which Vivzie was somehow at)
It’s been sitting on the shelf for a while
Then what the frick is the reason for delaying it or not telling anyone it's ready or giving the fans nothing but their own bad word of mouth? Is it really as simple as "viv sucks so we're not exactly excited to work with her anymore"
Beats the frick out of me
hello degenerates it's writegay from like 3 or 4 threads ago i am done with my week straight of alcoholic debauchery so i can take silly prompts again, i'd like ones that can be done short and sweet but any that i like a lot i will try to do
Blitzo loses his stapler.
>Blitzo's office door flies open with violent speed and a loud bang against the wall, sending small cracks around the point of impact.
>"ALL RIGHT, OBVIOUSLY ONE OF YOU HAS A FRICKING DEATH WISH, because I REALLY NEED my FRICKING stapler right now. I just KNOW one of you took it, so let's save all of us the trouble, and out yourself so I can stab you in the shitter. As disciplinary action, of course." Blitzo is holding a rather large kabar style knife tightly in his left hand.
>Millie is sitting at the board room table, throwing knives at a poorly drawn picture of Striker. She look up after being abruptly shocked by Blitzo's rage-filled demand, and says,
>"Blitzo, Ah don't even DO any paperwork around here, why would Ah take your damned stapler?" Millie's defence seems sound, and Blitzo turns to Loona.
>"Loonie? You're not trying to prank Daddy, are you? Because that would be really rude while he is trying to reconcile our fiscal year AND file our taxes, so we can AFFORD TO KEEP A FRICKING ROOF OVER OUR HEADS. So PLEASE if you took my stapler, give it back."
>"Dad, look at my fricking desk. I have a stapler, sitting right here. And even with nothing to do, I'd rather just sit and wait the clock out than rile you up, an hour before punch out time. And as much fun as it is seeing you lose your shit, I'm too tired to deal with this right now, so please, go fricking tear Fatty over there a new hole instead?" Loona doesn't look up from her phone for a moment to meet her father's fiery gaze.
>"That's a good point honey... Millie, where's your soon-to-be-ex husband, because I've got 7 and a half inches of cold forged hellsteel divorce in my hand for him, if he doesn't cough up my fricking stapler."
>A flush is heard, then Moxxie walking out of the restroom, newspaper tucked under his arm.
"I heard yelling sir, what's going on now? Did a client break through the wall again? Because I recall a loud bang, as well, now that i think about it..."
So where’s the stapler?
Up Blitzo's ass.
No…up STOLAS’ ASS. Now what?!
it's neither, verosika broke in the night before and stole it because she doesn't have a stapler of her own and is so petty she would rather steal shit from her ex than spend H$10 (hell dollars)
HOW GET BACK?!
blitzo is moronic he's never going to find out she stole it in the first place
Send moxxie in to get fricked by her group and use the distraction to steal it back
cont.
>Moxxie sees the broken wall, the knife deathgripped in Blitzo's hand, and Millie's concerned look on her face.
>"Uhhh... this wouldn't happen to be aimed at me... would it?"
>"Moxxie, if you don't go back in that bathroom, right now, and pull my staplee out of your prison wallet, I'm gonna fricking cut you open like you're a cheap fricking drug mule rip it out your carcass like it's 2 kilos of a good time." Blitzo brandishes his knife moreso, and gives Moxxie an intense gaze.
>"You mean the stapler, in your office? The one to the right of your lamp? on your desk? I can see it from this angle, it's in there, sir." Moxxie points arround Blitzo's shoulder, and Blitzo turns to be met with the visage of his beloved stapler.
>"Oh Moxxie, you know it... was just a scare tactic, right..? I would never hurt you, only just verbally abuse you for my amusement, but we both do that. Sorry buddy." Blitzo then turns to Millie and Loona, and says,
>"Don't worry gals, you're off the hook now. Let's start wrapping up for the day, all right?"
>Blitzo turns around, sheathes his blade, and closes his door, a piece of loose wall debris falling off a now uncovered wall stud.
>Moxxie, grinning devilishly, waltzes back to the board room, and places a stapler from in his back pocket onto the table, with a toilet paper note, saying, 'To Blitzo, love Mox '.
I don't get it. Blitzo had two staplers the whole time?
Wait, so Moxxie also has a stapler?
>"Uhh... Mox? Sweetie? What's that?" Millie inquires, confused as to how Moxxie has the stapler that Blitzo saw in his room not moments ago.
>"Why, it's Blitzo's stapler, honey. I'm putting it somewhere he can get it when he comes back out." Moxxie replies smugly, eyes closed and mouth grinning.
>"Mox, what the hell are you doing? My dad is gonna fricking kill you when he notices it's gone aga---" Loona says, interrupted suddenly by a loud BANG in Blitzo's office. Her eyes widen with shock, fur stands straight up, her tail stiffens.
>Muffled through the wall, and approaching fast, Blitzo is heard, screaming obscenities.
>"FRICK FRICK FRICKING FUUUUUUCK, OH MY FRICKING SATAN, MOXXIE, YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET A MORE INTIMATE LOOK AT YOUR INSIDES THAN A MOTHERFRICKING HEART SURGEON!"
>Moxxie makes a mad dash out of the office, and disappears down the hall. Millie and Loona turn to see Blitzo emerge from out of a plume of smoke, revealing him to be drenched in green ink. The two burst out laughing as Blitzo seethes.
>"DID EITHER OF YOU TWO FRICKING b***hES KNOW ABOUT THIS??? HUH??? WAS THIS FRICKING COORDINATED??? WHA- IS THAT MY STAPLER RIGHT THERE???"
>Blitzo picks it up, reads the note, and gets so mad, the ink literally evaporates off his body entirely. The whole time, Milly and Loona have not stopped laughing.
>"Millie, if you don't stop laughing right now, you're gonna join Moxxie on a post mordem honeymoon..."
>Millie and Loona continue laughing. Evidentally, Blitzo's rage begins to subside, and he actually starts to smile, then giggle, then burst out laughing as well.
Thus began the epic I.M.P. prank saga, where all 4 of our beloved characters begin to frick with each other in progressively more and more wacky and zany ways. (As mad as he was at Mox, in the end, Blitzo gained respect for him pulling such a ballsy prank on him, and DIDN'T send him to double-ultra hell)
This would be an actual GOOD plot, too bad, if it were canon, it would be ruined by:
>Blitzo decided to prank Stolas
>His feelings are hurt and he cries instead of laughing
>Turns out, this prank brought back trauma of something Stella did to him once
>And made him think Blitzo didn’t love him
>Blitzo feels Le bad
>Le sad music
>The end
Better and more on-brand Helluva Boss than Helluva Boss. 10/10.
Stryker beheading Stolas and then sexing Octavia
okay i am gonna do this one next
>The doorbell rings throughout the foyer of the Goetia estate.
>"Coming! One moment, please?" Octavia race walks to the door, putting a pause on her midnight snack creation.
>'I swear, he just keeps coming home later and later, drinks himself loopy, and cries to sleep anymore, it's getting sickening', Octavia thinks to herself as she approaches the door.
>As it swings open, she is met with her father's eyes. However, devoid of life. The freshly severed head is still steadily dripping black blood, and Stolas' tongue is dangling out the right side of his beak.
>"UUUUWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Octavia lets out a blood-curdling scream, and falls back onto the floor.
>"'Ello, moi li'le stahfoire, da'y's 'ome!!!' PFFFT HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!" In walks Striker, laughing at his own stereotypical British accent.
>Behind him, cackling ecstatically herself, struts in Stella, who hasn't looked so genuinely happy in years.
>"Oh, Striker, I'll tell you... I haven't been more at home in this house, since I first walked in with the realtor! It was a beautiful moment before my shit-pusher husband walked in behind us... Ah, Octavia!!! How lovely of you to get the door for us, look at all those lovely manners I raised you with!" Stella is beaming with a sadistic joy, and looks at Octavia with an incredibly devious glare.
>"D-...Dad... Da-addy... *sniff*... you... HOW... HOW COULD YOU... YOU SICKENING WRETCH!!!" Octavia lashes out, almost immediately embracing her true Goetia power in an intense moment of emotional anguish.
>Striker was prepared for such an outburst however, and quickly coils her in sanctified rope.
>"Now, lookie there, apple don't fall far from the tree one bit, don't it??? What's a matter cutie? Lonely now that your father ain't here? Don't worry, you're gonna be wishing you could be with him, in just a second..." Striker licks his lips, and stares daggers in Octavia's helpless, mourning eyes.
>stahfoire
???
in episode 2 he calls her his "special little starfire" while comforting her after her nightmare lol it was kind of a deep cut
It is. I wonder if even one of these frickers wrote for TTG
Does Stella expect to be immortal now?
>present tense
She only did it once I think.
>Brandon
Leia
>Neylan
>the tentacle right hand guy
I found it
The tentacle right hand guy your thinking of is named Bib Fortuna. Also pretty accurate all things considered.
>She only did once
yeah that was what he was referring to, i wrote the other two parts in present tense but it didn't sound as natural to say, so i made the other parts past tense. but striker is such a sadistic psycho butthole that he picks on her for that one part while she cries for her father. that's just my vision though
That’s insightful, a psycho ripping open a psychological weakness out into the open.
cont.
>"Octavia, darling, all things considered, and with your father's untimely demise and all that blah blah bullshit, would you be willing to pass on all that great Goetia power you're about to inherit to your sweet, beautiful mother?" Octavia clasps her hands and bats her eyes cutely.
>"N-NO!!! NO... YOU'RE A CRUEL FRICKING WITCH!!! HE NEVER ASKED FOR YOU!!! HE'S A GOOD MAN, HE NEVER DESERVED A COLD b***h LIKE YOU!!!" Octavia screams, pained and dripping with distraught disdain.
>"Awww, Stella, hear that? She's still referrin' to him in present tense! PFFFHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Striker laughs maniacally in Octavia's face, and Stella follows suit.
>"Well, now, honey, I was worried you might be so stubborn... I suppose the only way to get you to fork over the inheritence to me, is to have you disabled and unable to operate the functions of a proper Goetia! Oh, how exciting! My baby is getting a MAKEOVER!!" Stella growls the word 'makeover' with an intense anger, denoting incredibly sinister implications.
>"Mister Striker, I'll leave you to do what you do best, but remember - do not kill her. Gouge eyes, pluck the tongue, slash tendons, do as you please, but leave her with a pulse. NOW, if you'll excuse me darlings, I have a celebration to attend to with the girls, and my brother! Oh how lovely to be single! Ta ta!" Stella waves goodbye, strutting victoriously out the door.
cont.
>"Damn, do I love my job... you know... you shoulda heard yer daddy screeeaamin'... I never worked harder on someone before... but you... you're somehow even more delicate... soft... and I'm not even allowed to kill you... you know how excited that makes me..? It's like a new, fun challenge, presenting itself... with each one of you noble pricks I hunt..." Striker says in a low, slow, monotone growl. Octavia is sputtering, crying, snot and tears streaming down her face.
>"P...please... please... let me go... please... whatever... whatever my mother is paying you... it's not worth this..." Octavia, realizing the helplessness of her situation, begins begging for her life.
>"Oh, honey, you're done resortin' to beggin' even faster than yer pops... I'm not so sure he'd be proud of that out of you, would he? One might even go as far as to say, it might GUT HIM!" Striker plunges his blessed steel knife into Octavia as he says this, and she erupts in pained screams and screeches. Striker begins to pull the knife out slowly, laughing as blood begins to lightly pool below his plaything.
>"Now now, hush hush, lil' birdie... I didn't even hit yer vitals, just some meat... 'cept you don't really seem to have that much meat on you, by the looks of it..."
>Striker now starts moving his knife up to Octavia's eyes.
>"I'll have these pretty lil' things stuffed, and hang 'em on my horse's collar... or maybe I'll just wear 'em like rabbit's feet..."
>Striker starts carving aroung Octavia's eyelids, trying to get the whole eyeballs out with minimal damage.
>"UUUUUUUUWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! STOOOOOOP!!! STOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Octavia begs and screams as blood pools in her eye, her vision warbling and fading.
>"KEEP SCREAMIN' LIL' LADY!!! IT'S THE BEST THING OUTSIDE OF THE PAY!!!" Striker says, elated, as he wrenches the eye from Octavia's skull.
>"IF ONLY YOU COULD SEE YERSELF NOW, HAHAHAHAHH!!!" He sticks her removed eye in front of her.
cont.
>"PEEKABOO!!!" Striker sticks the disembodied eye right in her remaining eye, smushing them together lightly.
>"AAAAAAUUUUGGGGHHH!!! AAAAAAHHHHH!!!" Octavia screams and writhes to no avail, trying hard to buck and kick her way to freedom from the ropes.
>"In all hell... there's not one place... that's horrid enough... for a sicko, like you..." Octavia, exhausted, and pained, strains to speak. However, her words are clear, and Striker smiles a jagged-toothed grin.
>"Oh sweetheart... would you believe me, if I said, it only gets worse from here?" Striker snickers, and begins to unbuckle his belt. Octavia hears the clinking of the belt's metal clip, and her heart sinks somehow even deeper.
>"No... no, please... not that... don't... don't do THAT to me... please... d-dad... dad... help... HELP!!! HEEEEELP HEEEELP! PLEEEASE HELP MEEEEEE! SOMEBODYYY!!!" Octavia starts breaking down as Striker undoes his pants, revealing a bulge in his underwear that leaves very little to the imagination.
>"Don't worry, sweetheart, you'll only have to live with it, for the REST OF YOUR MISERABLE, GRIEF-STRICKEN, CRIPPLED LIFE!!!" Striker grabs her head, and sticks his erection right into the gaping eye socket of Octavia.
>"AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOGGGHHH!!! NNNNOOOOOOOOO, UUUUOOOGH... uuuuggggnnnnn..." Octavia screams in both pain and denial, and begins to faint from all the trauma she is experiencing.
>"Frick, that big ol' eye left me a nice hole here, it's fittin' me well..." Striker grunts, and moans a deep, sultry groan. He bucks his hips rhythmically, jackhammering the wall of Octavia's skull where her eye was once rooted.
>"Frick... I'm gonna cum so damned hard... it's gonna make you a frickin' lobotomite!!!" Striker picks up his pace, thrusting so hard, he starts to fracture the thin, delicate bird bone of Octavia's skull.
>At the same time, he starts pushing his knife deep into her shoulder joints, moving the blade to sever tendons while he fricks her face.
cont.
>"OH FRICK, OH FRICK, HERE IT COMES, LIL' BIRDIE!!!" Striker thrusts a few final macho pelvic slams into Octavia's eye, and breaks through her skull into the skull cavity. He starts pumping his hot demon spunk right into Octavia's head, glazing her birdbrain with cum.
>"Whooooa, shit... might have been I went n' got carried away, there... then again, miss Stella did insist I make a vegetable outta you..." He slaps her face, then starts digging her other eye out of her head.
>With Octavia unconscious, Striker goes to work much more diligently. He removes her other eye, stabs up into her ears to damage her hearing, slashes her achilles tendons, breaks her legs and arms, and maims her tongue.
>Striker sits next to his violated victem, and lights up a hand rolled stogie from out of his duster. He takes a slow drag, and blows a cloud of smoke over Octavia's body.
>She begins stirring, as her last remaining intact sense is smell, and even that may not be up to snuff, considering her brain was literally and figuratively fricked. However, the stogie's smoke was pungent, and her body couldn't ignore it.
>She begins writhing lightly, groaning and whimpering.
>Out of the blue, Stella returns, unannounced, from her celebration.
>"Oh Strikerrrr! How goes the -... Striker... did you..." Stella looks down, and sees Striker's flacid wiener, dripping a string of cum from the tip to her eye socket.
>"Uhhhhhhh... it isn't... what it... looks like???" Striker says weakly in response.
>".................................. do it to the other side this time... and let me watch..."
The end
Whoa
Lol, Hell being actual Hell? Nice stuff man, You got that "worst possible place to be in" vibe.
How do I delete someone else’s post?
Hot
How did Striker go through her skull with his dick? I thought only Angelic weapons can kill demon royalty?
Angelic condom
maybe his angelic knife or whatever made some cracks while he was pulling the eye out
I do not like this at all and think this is cringe
>I do not like this at all
my job was done well then
No.
>i am going fricking overboard
The understatement of the thread.
wow jesus christ i gotta cut this shorter i am going fricking overboard, hope you get some sick enjoyment out of this, anon who requested this one.
He requested sexing Octavia, not full-blown skull-fricking.
Striker and Octavia swapping minds. Striker is now on a daddy-daughter date trying to kill Stolas, while Striker tries to find I.M.P. for help getting her body back.
while Octavia tries to find I.M.P. for help getting her body back.*
I'm a little moronic.
>Striker is now on a daddy-daughter date
imagine if he fricked Stolas while in Octavia's body to make him suffer one final time before offing him haha
Collin is dating Stella.
everyone is confused
I'm glad colloona is dead but also kind of not because it was from better times
>since there's a 99.99% chance that Heaven will be treated as one dimensionally bad, so even if redemption is possible it won't be depicted as a good thing.
I don't even see why this has to be a thing at all. Why can't heaven just be good and Hell be like it is so there's an actual incentive set up TO get redeemed? It would actually set up the theme that the sinners themselves have to WANT TO COMMIT to changing themselves, removing the shackles of their vices and become better people. Every episode could be a reverse Helluva (original Helluva) where Charlie takes in a sinner, they show SOME promise but some frick shit makes them end up just reverting to their old self and potentially leaving or even getting kicked out of the hotel. Have the sinner actually be redeemed once a season for the finale at first so there's still a hook to keep people engaged with just HOW successful Charlie can be
>I'm glad colloona is dead
But why? It was a really interesting ship 🙁
no it wasn't lmao
there was like two whole posters for it and that's all there ever was, people started shitting on it and then collin got diaper art and that was that
Tex be like
>Not this shit again
That ass is amazing but he knew what he was getting into dating a swinger
I mean most people in hell probably expect that their gf/bfs probably frick other people. I mean, it's hell, sodomites and stuff. Tex is lucky his gf is open about it and wanting him to be involved in the fricking to
>I'm glad colloona is dead
what, since when?
Caloona gave me this great AU, so I am not complaning about default bad girl/good guy ship in original, though honestly it is pretty generic.
Moxxie wakes up to find he's got female equipment, and Millie is really invested in trying it out
it's a runner up for first with these 3 who wants to see which the most
Put me down for Herbert.
Stella rejects aristocracy in favor of monopolistic competition
Outta curiosity, what greens did you make on Cinemaphile? I know about the based one on /trash/ but not these ones
i am the author of classics such as "m&m have a lover's crisis because fat moxxie is to round to take his pants off for sex", "loona gets moxxie trapped in a hasidic israelite's star of david", and "4 way body swap with loona, stella, millie, and moxxie, while blitzo enacts 'maccready from the thing' style interrogation on them"
Do you have more fat stuff? How about a link to the fat mox?
Can you link the star of David one?
Blitzø discovers a negative thread about himself on 666Chan one day, while browsing and gets pissed. Hires Moxxie, Millie, and Loona to track down the anons, despite Moxxie’s insistence that he ignores them.
They waste the whole episode without finding shit. Then Stolas cries because he’s the star. The End
Loona's phone crosses dimensions, and she ends up finding these threads.
LOONA, GET YOUR ASS BACK TO THE RING OF GLUTTONY AND EAT MORE CHEESEBURGERS. I DON’T EVER WANT TO SEE YOU FIT THROUGH A DOOR ANYMORE!
EAT b***h EAT
Must have a great wealth of video sites bookmarked on there.
>Loona's phone crosses dimensions
She's on Blitz's family plan and the roaming charges are killer.
writegay here back with another banger i'm gonna knock out a quick one for this request here
Baller, thanks King.
Can you do weight gain this time instead of skull fricking?
You fatgays enough content cant you settle down for like a minute
You’re right. Ok, let me try again
Can you do LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE besides the skullfricking thing you did last time?
>"So, let me get this straight. You KILLED yourself, in order to come down HERE, to OUR office, and request that we kill someone you have NEVER MET?" Loona looks at the fat, greasy, disgusting sinner with complete bewilderment.
>"Erm, YEAH!!! And if you want my money, you'd better do it! Trust me, I may have never met this person, but I KNOW this person. They are a disgusting plague on mankind, and need to be taken out, ASAP. Their name is stolasgay on Cinemaphile, and they need to be eliminated, pronto!!!" The fat greaseball weirdo says, with a tone of hysteric urgency.
>"I'm sorry, 'stolasgay' is their name?.. As in, OUR Stolas? As if they know who he is???" Loona asks, sweating nervously. Have their above ground exploits been too bombastic in recent times? Had they been made?
>"Oh, yeah, you guys are a crazy sensation where I'm from! Here, take a look! I'm phonegayging right now, so you can see this Helluva Boss thread I'm in!" The sinner hands his phone over to Loona, who looks more worried and confused now than ever.
>"Helluva whatthefrick??? And how the frick do you have your phone? And how are you connected to the human world's internet?" Loona's head was spinning with questions, and anxiety over being known to the human world. She remembered what her father said about the kind of freaks who would take a strange interest in her...
>"Man, are you fricking moronic or something??? Ever heard of a VPN, idiot? I'm connected to some town in Poland, right now. You hellborn are fricking dumb, huh?" The nasty looking sinner hands his phone over to Loona, who takes it angrily. Rightfully so, after the name calling and belittlement from this gross sinner homosexual.
>"What... what the frick... Who the frick wants to see Stella frick her BROTHER??? That's nasty... WHAT!? WHAT THE HELL??? THIS butthole DREW US, ALL FAT AS FRICK!!! I mean, god I'm even fatter than MOXXIE!!! HEY, this dude is drawing my dad like some sleazy, nasty pedophile lawyer!!! WHAT THE FRICK IS THIS SHIT!?"
My sides are in fricking orbit.
He's black, of course he's into fat b***hes.
cont.
>"WHAT KIND OF NASTY WEIRDOS ARE ON THIS SITE??? WHA--- THERE'S LIKE, 30 POSTS DEDICATED TO ME!!! Ooooh, I like the samurai picture, actually. AWWW EEEWWWW, what the FRICK is this reply, 'she'd look better 100lbs fatter flopping on top of my wiener'!?!?!? GOD, these people are GROSS!!! And who's this guy trying to frick Vortex??? Doesn't that homosexual know that man is gonna be mine!?!?!?" Loona starts scrolling tothe bottom of the page to refresh the thread, and she sees him: the most insufferable poster in ALL of the HB/HH threads, the dreaded stolasgay.
>"Man, who's this guy who's so interested in my dad's shitty boyfriend??? He's derailing this whole thread over literally nothing, by the looks of it... is this the guy you want dead???"
>"LET ME SEE MY PHONE... YES! THAT'S HIM!!! I'LL GIVE YOU EVERYTHING I HAVE, IF YOU FIND THIS c**t, AND WRING HIS SKINNY NECK!!! PLEASE???" The sinner starts jumping up and down, and begging like a 6 year old Hispanic child at Wal-Mart.
>"How about we just kill everyone using that shitty website??? Seems like they could all use some fricking bullets to the head, by the looks of it. He doesn't even seem like the worst one there, did you even SEE the post of the guy saying all the stuff he'd do, to a picture of OCTAVIA AS A FRICKING TODDLER!?!?!?" Loona's face is strewn with discontent, disgust, and scorn.
>"Oh yeah, that was MY post, did you like it????" the fricking nasty sinner responds, excitedly.
>Loona gets up from her seat, walks around the desk, and begins to maul the seemingly obliviously pedophilic, disgusting excuse for an ex-human being sinner.
The end.
I wonder what his hugs feel like. On a winter day, when the heater's broken...
>And who's this guy trying to frick Vortex???
Lmao
Good writeup anon, you made me chuckle.
lel ty, i was trying to fit as many recurring thread things as possible and it wouldn't have been complete without you
Genuinely entertaining. 🙂
Awww.
why would Loona simp for an uncle tom like Tex?
Herbert dies and goes to hell, spends his time there creeping on Moxxie thinking he's underage
>a crossover
>of the worst character in any show to date
>and the worst interpretation of hell to date
You’ve got some balls, fellow writegay
Continue the Loona Stella swap
you know what i'm gonna do this next but i'll do it tomorrow because i'm tired and it's late. i do wanna finish it though i had just gotten to the good part. or at least i thought it was good i was shitfaced when i wrote it
Spear in hell
Kinky b***h :^J
He is the person we need in the show, Spear went to Hell for his family to go to Heaven and has to work with IMP to simply survive.
I was thinking Spear and Red team up in hell causing chaos
Frank Horrigan marries Stella, becomes Octavia's step-father and gets Stolas kicked out of his own house.
> Frick off, Stolas! I'm going to play baseball with my real dad!
> What?! Who are you talking about?
> Me, Frank Horrigan, that's who.
I.M.P. is about to kill their contract, a scrawny nerd. However, the full moon comes out, and he turns into a buff werewolf, causing Loona to go into full on "oh no he's hot" mode.
There was a movie once where they did that! You know, Quasimodo predicted all this...
you just wanna self insert as the scrawny nerd so you can fantasize about loona falling for you
like most secondaries
>fantasize about a character falling for you
Thats literally everybody in this fandom.
People about Stella be like.
Take your shitty bait and schizo drama elsewhere.
Jokes on you, I self inserted as Loona reading that.
>I.M.P. get hired to kill a nerd at a scifi convention
>turns out said nerd criticized the client's fanfiction and the guy got so worked up he keeled over
>Loona tweaks her disguise for the occasion, I.M.P. dress up in cheap cosplays they slapped together at the last minute
>hijinks ensue, Loona ends up winning a cosplay contest
>turns out the contest coordinator is the target, and I.M.P. domes him
Wanted to sneak mine in before bump limit, would hate myself if I didnt try
repost it in the next thread i am a sucker for a thought out prompt
I'll save it for next time in that case.
Since HB turned away from it's initial premise, what do you think HH's new premise will be because they're certainly not dedicating themselves to the premise the pilot set up, since there's a 99.99% chance that Heaven will be treated as one dimensionally bad, so even if redemption is possible it won't be depicted as a good thing.
In reality it's probably just going to be one massive pity party after another, where all the show does is try to make you feel bad for the characters constantly.
On the subject of characters let's play a game, name how they'll ruin the characters.
Well, we know that angel will be shit because they changed his voice
I was talking more along the lines of how they will ruin the characters in terms of writing.
With Angel I believe they'll make the stuff we see in Addict basically his entire character, where the fact he shoots up drugs and is sexually abused by Valentino is all that's focused on. The fact he's a general butthole, has a best that while legitimately caring is also a terrible influence on him, and was in the Mafia when he was alive so almost certainly killed someone or beat the shit out of people who couldn't pay for 'protection' will be kicked under the rug to portray Angel as this sweet and innocent soul.
>"Please feel bad for the cannibal serial killer!!!"
If we get a Alastor backstory I really hope it goes something like this.
>Grew up with two caring, loving parents in an upper middle class household where he always had his needs cared for.
>Secretly brutally killed animals for funsies as a child.
>Well educated and managed to hold onto his radio host job that paid fairly well even when the Great Depression hit.
>Mainly targeted vulnerable people that won't be noticed as going missing as much as regular folk, such as the homeless or prostitutes, which were both in large numbers thanks to the Depression.
I want Alastor to be this totally evil character because he would serve as a foil for Charlie, who believes that there's a good person buried deep inside everyone, Alastor would be the antithesis to that claim.
>Charlie
Uhhhhh, play down her feminine uwu innocent sweet girl traits to the point they disappear? It's all that sets her apart from the others and losing it would be tragic.
>Alastor
"Please feel bad for the cannibal serial killer!!!"
Also if he actually does develop romantic feelings for Charlie that aren't just manipulation to get within striking distance of her old man
>Angel
Hard to say. I mean gays are repugnant but he's genuinely funny. If he ends up taking up a main time slot like Stolas ended up doing that could get old though. Playing up his homosexualry on an unironic level as opposed to comedy. Trying to push him and the Cat thing as a couple.
>Vaggie
I don't know if I like or hate the idea I'd her being a fallen angel. Not rlly sure how you could ruin her, uh ig if they make her TOO shrill people would dislike her? She kind of needs a hard dicking tbh. That's her issue honestly.
I hope Richard Steven Horvitz is in Hazbin Hotel too. Maybe he'll be Baxter.
I'd personally wait 'til the end of the year to see how things transpire for the HH show. Call me nuts if you have to but in a way, I'm still hoping Vivzie's still involved at least in a "executive producer" fashion. Hate to see her having her own brainchild being taken away from her completely, regardless of how the shows turn out and such...
homie that's nuts
Fair, maybe I'm just too forgiving or something about these sorts of matters, ya know?
I'm 100% pessimistic on the outlook for hazbin but it's not through hate or spite, so I don't think you're insane for holding on to any threads of hope.
That's quite an understandable point of view.
Yeah I get you, though as long as her and the staff of the HH show can sort of throw back/forth ideas and refine them during the writing process, ya know?
It’s like a baby being taken away from a crackmom. Would you trust a brainchild with this?
Ay Vivzie Blart guy, nice to see you here again
Hey, I come where these shows get clowned on.
>it's hell, sodomites and stuff
I think that’s my main gripe with the setting. You just know it’s going to be the same unfunny vulgar shit ad nauseam which is unfortunately appropriate. The characters aren’t even deeply evil, they just fart and curse a lot. It’s shallow by design but pretends it’s deeper than an ocean.
Indeed, you cant depict hell as its stereotypical evil self and then try to be all moral with the characters and message. With Hazbin it works cause the main idea is suppose to be redemption. But in Helluva it shows how awful the people of hell are, but God forbid you say a problematic slur like homosexual. Even though the "what if show in hell" trope is getting tiring. I want to see a hell show that pulls no punches and doesn't depict hell as being "the actual misunderstood good guys", its just plain awful and the people suffer as they should. To bad something like that cant be made anymore in the US.
I wanted to make Vivzie Blart a meme but I might be the only one posting her
Well it's pretty well-done and you've gotten a few laughs of it in the past, so keep at it here and there!
Thanks, almost satan
A fellow writegay, small world. Show us.
Me too. I don’t want to be the only one doing it. Thankfully I’m not.
Correction, you want to propagate the meme, as I Vivzie Blart has been an insult for her for a while. I for one want to see more, just so she can see it and throw a tantrum
The only good thing to come from her is her fatness.
I agree.
Yup
Dude, where did you get that real photo of Vivziepop? I thought you weren't allowed to leak her recent photos in here.
If Vivziepop is Jabba the Hutt, then who would Brandon Rogers and Adam Neylan be?
Adam is that ugly ass goblin thing and Brandon is the translator droid
Salacious Crumb and I think EV-9D9 are who your thinking of and yes I agree with those comparisons. VERY accurate (especially Adam's).
You seem pretty knowledgeable about the Star Wars canon. How do you feel about the new asoka show?
I want her to get even fatter.
I have a greentext of Stella getting fatter if you want to see it. Fatter and having more kids
I meant Vivziepop, not Stella.
At least then she'll have ACTUAL writers to work with to give us better consistency and quality.
I know, but I still have it. Maybe I’ll think of one for Vivzie but I’m not that interested.
Thank you
>Bib Fortuna
He’s not very Fortuna now is he?
>At least then she'll have ACTUAL writers to work with to give us better consistency and quality.
Definitely
And hopefully some of that experience will feedback onto the other show as well.
I'm hoping somebody said "no" to her more than once.
You think she got that fat from people telling her “no”?
Maybe that (:V) and the fact that animation could be a pretty fattening job in itself, as you mainly spend time sitting in front of a tablet drawing away for months and months, with most of your nourishment consisting of fast food and snacks, and by the time you get home (if you do...), you're way too tired to do stuff that requires at least an iota of energy. Rinse and repeat...
Ya get my drift?
Need to get me an animation gf
I barely watch anything SW related and I can feel the soul being emptied out of the franchise. I wanted to know if you were getting similar vibes but the phrasing of my question was too simple.
I think about it sometimes
>fat art gf
>drawing my insipid, fetishy ideas
>we reenact them irl
>she gets fatter and cuter as a result
But I’m too cowardly to share my fetishes in public
Maybe she's been stress eating, that's probably why she's gotten so fat.
This.
I haven't watched it yet.
Yeah, and/or at least bounced such ideas back and forth so as to make it something the entire team can get on board with.
Look real close and you can see the mesh hairline of a wig. Until I see and inspect her c**t for surgical trickery you will never convince me that things isn't just a fat eunuch
(for the sub 90 iq individual reader, it was a gag stapler, blitzo goes to use it and it explodes ink violently outward all over him)
no shit sherlock we know that NOW
>sub 90 iq
In my defense, you weren’t finished posting
Well done, Anon, you made me cringe and laugh in less than 10 lines
So uh will we see Barb's boy toy as a demon?
I had an idea for an episode of Helluva Boss;
>IMP gets a hit to kill some killer clown whose currently at some big birthday party
>IMP has to disguise themselves as clowns, Loona included
>Blitzo gets caught up in something however, so he has the other three go on and perform without him for a while
>Moxxie, Millie and Loona actually do pretty damn well
>The real birthday party clown comes and it's up to IMP to take him out
>Blitzo finally shows up and is in his clown costume, but he got the wrong facepaint as he got a black facepaint instead of white facepaint, so now he looks like blackface
>Everyone gets offended at Blitzo's racist clown getup and start beating him up, being the perfect distraction
>IMP then succeeds at killing the killer clown but they have to use the money to pay up for Blitzo's medical bill at the hospital
there.
Anon, it’s so perfect, so funny, It’ll never show up on anything Vivzie hack writes in public. I weep for this non-existing episode
FRICKING KEK (too bad it would never happen, Viv doesn’t have the guts and we can’t have Blitzo fail!)
Same anon who posted this episode idea, some additional notes I wanted to make mention of;
>The episode is called "You're Gonna Die Clown"
>The facepaint is actually more of a spray that can perfectly paint the skin color of somone's face to be a different color, so Blitzo just grabbed the closest one to him at the assuming it was white and didn't realize he spray painted his face black instead
>It cuts back a few times to wherever Blitzo is at dealing with and to the birthday party where Moxxie, Millie and Loona are trying to buy Blitzo some time.
They changed the good designs and the gay spooder, the gay deer, and charlie aren't going to be voiced by the same guys.
It'll be shit.
can we please get more of the weird viv art, it's so frickin funny
Hows this?
ye s.
Their needs to be more Vivzie the Hutt art made.
Why?
No idea.
>"ANON"
What? It’s three in the morning.
I will not frick you, not again. So needy the last time.
Watcha want freakshow?
Viv,like all women annoys the hell out of me. No pun intended. However I must play devils advocate again no pun intended and set fourth the question was it all really Viv or was some of what ruined Helluva Boss the spawn of the imagination of that fat unfunny israelite pervert Adam Neylan? The show took a marked dive the day he came on as assistant writer and brought his snarky brand of reductive banal israelite humor into the mix. If Neylan isn't involved in Hazbin Hotel there might be some hope. You can't have too many autistic gays let alone israelite gays putting their feces smeared hands into your pie after all.
Adam’s an agent that was sent to subvert hazbin hotel and helluva boss because Viv was making a mockery of the ~~*chosenite’s*~~ god.(Lucifer)
Viv, ironically enough, needs to follow in Jesus’ footsteps and cast him out
what happened to the hazbin hotel threads on /trash/? i dont see them
I want Viv to confront the fact that no one likes Blitzo.
If you tell her that Blitzo is bad in any way, she blocks you on Twitter instantly.
Trust me, it works!
Unless Blitzo legit rapes/assaults one of his co workers I genuinely can't see how he could be depicted in a more terrible light based on the last three episodes we've seen. And considering that the Fizz episode is up next, he'll probably frick things up even more.
>"Unless Blitzo legit rapes/assaults one of his co workers.."
>he doesn't know about that moment in S1E1 when Blitzo threatened Moxxie with: "If you ever pull a stunt like this again, I will frick you AND your wife"
ngmi
That's actually why I went with rape and not just firing them. I can't say he could kill them at this point after Western Energy.
>workers I genuinely can't see how he could be depicted in a more terrible light based on the last three episodes we've seen
What horrible actions has Blitzo actually done apart from a mention of stealing Verosika's credit card? The show moans on and on with vague mentions of how he pushes away everyone he loves, but after 3 years we still haven't seen the alleged crimes he committed against people like Barbie and Fizz. The worst thing he's guilty of is being a self-pitying butthole who just insults people a lot.
To clarify my position, I'd love if Blitzo actually did legitimately bad things apart from running his mouth or stalking M&M (which is just treated as a gag). But the show is afraid to actually be edgy and go that far.
Blitzo's degeneracy would be way funnier if he did weirder and zanier shit.
>"Uh, sir? I'm going through our tax records, you wouldn't happen to have written any checks this month?"
>"Checkbook's fricked, Mox, don't even ask."
>"What? No, I got that right here, shouldn't be anything we can't write off even if the balance is--"
>Moxxie opens the checkbook, there's a massive hole in every single check front to back
>"--fricked."
More amusingly weird sexual escapades like sticking knob in a jar of peanut butter or leaving cum jars in his office. If he is wanting to sleep with M&M it would be more interesting if he wanted to please them by getting fricked by them or something where he isn't just plowing them. It would be a subversion of expectations that the creepyass horndog is actually wanting a genuine relationship and desire to please the people he cares about rather than just indulging the writers desires for their character to be the most alpha male sex god we are supposed to view as charming when he does nothing to be charming.
From the onset. I agree with the others on how we haven't gotten to see the reasons and actions that caused him to be so reviled. But since the next two episodes are going to be about this I think this will be a moot point. As for when I say that Blitzo is being shown in a horrible light, I mean for the most part inter-personally. But if you mean actual crimes Blitzo has already: Broken the cardinal sin of going to the human world, disguised no less
Killed probably thousands of innocent to not so innocent lives
Destroyed buildings and other various properities
Mutated a shark into becoming a Kaju
And the most important ones, fraternizing with the higher class and being discovered by DHORKS.
The problem is that his crimes are disconnected from any real consequence that isn't resolved by the episodes end for the most part. These next two episodes will probably be the start of all the hammers falling down. If by "more edgy" you mean more DHORK and Spring Break type episodes then yes I agree 100%.
>The show moans on and on with vague mentions of how he pushes away everyone he loves, but after 3 years we still haven't seen the alleged crimes he committed against people like Barbie and Fizz.
The owl's his current paramour and he treats him like shit. The episode where he uses him as a door ticket to a club so he ignore him and stalk his married employees out of jealousy comes to mind.
I mean, that's bratty and unkind, but it isn't like Stolas doesn't disrespect Blitz as well. I dunno none of these characters actually do anything bad enough to warrant any more than a fricking spanking.
It's consistent characterisation with him pushing away all his loved ones. Also, don't they like, kill people for money or something? Admittedly less often than you might expect.
Yea I mean, I agree that it's consistent, it just seems like people want to make him, and some of the others out to be monsters when they arent even particularly evil.
>Don't they kill people for money
Fair point, but what happens on earth stays on earth. That's my excuse. Blitz is definitely in need of some correction, but hardly an awful person, that's all.
He tried to kill a kid and his mom in the hospital in S2E4.
I forgot about that. Hm. Maybe more correction is needed than I realized.
If I had to guess (and I've almost given up theorizing because of the moronic and inconsistent worldbuilding of this series)
Verosika
>her anger with him is still fresh, so it was probably a good relationship until his self-loathing compelled him to make her hate him. Stealing, cheating, probably emotional abuse, pretty standard frickhead bf stuff
Fizz
>considering Fizz was always the better performer and would have gotten even more successful as time went on, I can see a envious Blitzo sabotaging a show to embarrass/discredit Fizz, only for it to go horribly wrong and lead to why Fizz is a cyborg now. Blitzo probably refused to apologize, or only apologized when forced to, leading to Fizz and his robots writing him off as a total piece of shit
Barbie
>considering she pointed at Blitzo's bell-thing, which is implied to have belonged to their late mother, I'd assume he had something to do with her death/pulled some butthole behavior as she was dying.
That just seems to be the likeliest scenarios based on what we have so far, but these writers are so fricking moronic I can see them asspulling some dindu nuffin bullshit to make Blitzo more sympathetic
>bell thing
my mistake, it's a skull charm
>Verosika
If what the other anon said was true and he stole her credit card, he might have used it to start I.M.P., which could also be a reason why Verosika knows where it is and tries to steal a parking space (besides the giant fricking advertisements). Personally I thought it was going to be something cheesy like “He stole my heart”, or that he tried to steal her Asmodean Crystal for his business. Also during Ozzie’s song her section has her claim that he was a selfish lover, which is a dick move in general and probably moreso with succubi.
>Fizz
I think you’re generally on the money with your guess, so just want to say that I remember the Fizz robots don’t have Fizz’ own memories, but they do have their own and iirc Blitz said he worked with the robot previously, which is why it recognizes him.
>Barbie
If it’s the “dindu nuffin” route, either Cash didn’t mention him selling Blitz to the Goetia to the rest of the family, and so thinking that he had abandoned them, his mother’s health rapidly declined until she died, which Blitz is blamed for or one of the Goetia find out about the treasures being stolen, track down the clowns to raze the circus, Cash blames Blitz for the plan and Barbie takes it at face value because she’s a kid at the time, blames Blitz for their parents dying when the circus is destroyed. Also could serve as to why Fizz is a cyborg.
I don't think Blitzo was sold to the Goetia, just hired as a playmate. The episode doesn't make it clear if Blitzo and Stolas has more than one interaction as kids, which makes Stolas recognizing Blitzo moronic. However, if Blitzo was actually sold to them and Blitzo and Stolas were more or less childhood friends for an extended period, that would make way more sense, both as why Barbie resents Blitzo and why Stolas is so downbad for him.
Yeah, it makes more sense, but eventually he’d have to leave due to the photo of him and Fizz as what looks like teens. Maybe he leaves once Stolas gets married to Stella, due to her not wanting an imp around, and she just doesn’t recognize him later due to the facial scars/imp vitiligo/her not valuing imps enough to remember their faces.
The show really needs to show what he done to make people hate him.
Since it's made clear he's envious of M&Ms relationship, I'd have that be his fatal flaw, he can't stand having someone he knows be more popular or successful than he is.
Have him sabotage a stunt Fizz does because he's a more popular circus performer, and the end result is his childhood best friend/step brother losing his arms and legs.
Have him be jealous that his girlfriend Verosika is becoming popular, so he decides to leak something to derail her career.
Honestly, the show unintentionally makes him as uncharismatic as possible. So while the show depicts him as a "heartbreaking chad of imps" I just find him so blistinering irratating that their attempts to make him a woobified butthole comes across as incredibly indulgent.
He has become partially what Angel Dust was supposed to be before she sold off Hazbin to A24. I have the strong impression from what another anon mentioned a similar feeling to me is that Helluva has become what she wanted Hazbin to be without tardwrangling because Hazbin probably has been (no pun intended) tardwrangled like a dickens. Angel Dust is at least charming, a loveable rogue immortal former human who can't face reprecusions of his vices but simply burnt out on indulging. Blitzo being a similar degenerate who is a "burnt out alpha man" doesn't do anything new or make any interesting takes because he is just gay Bojack Horseman as a mortal but reskinned as a "demon"
>HH is shit
>Make another show that is the same thing but with obnoxious and unfitting broadway music.
>expecting it to be good.
It's going to be worse, in some ways, because A24 is going to turn it into an extremely generic 'adult' cartoon.
>helluva boss is trying to be more like hazbin hotel
>helluva boss is shit now
what makes you think hazbin is gonna be any better? hazbin was first and foremost gay drama, exactly what everyone hates about helluva bosses later seasons
At least hazbin is *supposed* to be about gay drama.
I don't think Helluva is bad cuz it's gay drama. S1E7 is one of the more popular episodes and that's just gay drama. It's more that they turned flawed and complex characters (even if unintentionaly) into shells of what they were.
>episode just before it
>Truth gas
>"You alienate everyone with your toxic routine. You're going to die alone.
>Blitzo hallucinates that sex with owl is literally heaven he is crawling towards
>"I think your subconscious is trying to tell you something"
WHO COULD HAVE SEEN EPISODE 7 COMING!
That's literally what your complicated and flawed characters were about. They literally sing it you in song and you miss it. It can't get less subtitle.
Wasn't him crawling towards the stairs chained up more to show that Stolas controls him or some shit.
You can debate the details but given that everything before Stolas was miserable ugly things he is tryng to run from in a hellscape and than it sweets to heavenly imagery and him ascending it's a pretty blatant stolas good prior ex-relationships bad.
That's simplifying it though. Blitz wants love but pushes people away or sabotages his relationships. That's his basic relationship with his co-workers. He gives Loona the paternal love he was denied and he envies M&M working relationship and wants to either sabotage out of envy or join in and have it for himself. He has self-hatred issues masked behind a devil-may cry attitude. And those feelings make him think that his relationship with Stolas cannot be more than transactional because Stolas is above him and he is not worthy of being loved.
The relationship is hidden from the viewer because it's supposed to be the same thing as the way shipping material works where it's detective work about what happened off-screen.
And that's why the first season had so much potential. But they just HAD to make the circus episode and frick it all up.
What got fricked up?
I assume we are on the same page that the show was always meant to be a gay shipping thing?
This pic sums it up better than i ever could.
This needs to be posted at the beggining of every thread
NTA But well if we're talking actual frick ups, Ozzies and Queen Bee were meant to be shown back to back. It would've helped explain why Loona was more b***hy than usual in Seeing Stars in my opinion.
S1 while it wasn't perfect, it had a really good balance between I.M.P doing their jobs and character drama, now it went almost completely with the drama, and not even the good kind of one to at least make it up for
I'll never get over how they made Stolas a thirty something year old.
In the song he sings to Octavia as a child he literally says "Now all my stories have been told except for one." It really gives off the impression that Stolas is hundreds of years old at the very least, and maybe even as old as Lucifer (The concept that the Seven Deadly Sins were Lucifer's Generals in the rebellion against God and the Goetia were his lieutenants was pretty popular)
However thanks to the Circus, when he sings that line instead of being an ancient being who's seen it all, he's in his fricking mid 20s.
You can't convince me that the lore bible in S1 didn't explicitly state that Stolas was at least a couple centuries old.
Heavenly imagery because he sees Stolas as a god (“He can be hurt?” from Western Energy implies that he thought Stolas was invincible), staircase because he views Stolas as being above him (again, views him as a god and Stolas is a noble), golden chains because he feels that he is trapped by Stolas due to their deal, and that he doesn’t seem him as a person, more as a toy or pet (Stolas repeatedly calls Blitz “Blitzy” even when Blitz has made it clear that he doesn’t like being called that, or calling Blitz things along the lines of ‘[his] little imp’).
Blitzo is just an innocent victim who deserves better, the world has done him wrong. I wanna hug him.
Blitzo is a moron whose problems are all of his own doing.
Don't reply to bait. Please. Just ignore it and starve the schizos.
but it is funny how angry they get when Viv is criticised
They don't get angry, they pretend to because they know your dumb ass will give them (you)s.
Is Stolasf*** and Fatf*** still here, or they got bored? Is there even a StelaKEK or that is just the schizophrenia?
Which user is the worst on the Helluva threads?
Which fatgay do you mean? There’s plenty on these boards.
Keno, the one that got exposed both as a Stolitz and groomer supporter
Just wanted to make sure because there are lots more fatgays than you think me included
I have faith that A24 was able to tardwrangle Viv enough to squeeze out at least one competent season.
Helluva Boss is so hit and miss that from that if nothing else I suspect something's wrong behind the scenes. If it was uniformly shit I'd assume the creative vision was shit and it was doomed from the start, but some episodes have been reasonably good while others have been awful. It's certainly not impossible a different work environment will produce a better show, I will at least watch the first episode.
I keep watching it out of the fact I really like the animation/art direction a bunch! It's really near studio-level especially for an indie work, which is pretty impressive in all honesty!
Technical competence is no counterbalance for bad writing. The last episode with the camp was execrable, the worst yet in my opinion, though I repeat I do like parts of the show including whole episodes.
Fair, especially considering the show's desire to tell a story amongst (and even within) the more episodic ones
>but will Hazbin Hotel be better?
/x/ taught me how to summon stolas
i will do it, and finally, FINALLY get that sweet owl cloaca
wish me luck bwos
Ask him what he thinks of the show
Alright anon, good luck! Be careful!
Send results.
Have fun you sexy beast.
You know what fricks the grimoire sex deal is that the last episode shows Blitzo could've just straight up stolen an asmodean crystal at any time. The fact that he had it and didn't keep it is utterly moronic for someone who is just using Stolas for his business, regardless of what subconscious feelings he might have.
Vizziepop is all style and no substance. Mediocre amateur tier in terms of writing I can only watch them when I'm tripping balls on benzos
>Autistic fandom girl makes a show
Wow this looks good
>It ends up devolving into autistic fandom shit
Why do I never learn?
Imps represent Freemasons, israelites, the Vatican, and Nephilim descendants. That’s why they put on clown and jester costumes (representing Nephilims and Fallen Angels), some of them have elongated skulls, and they have mortal lifespans.
Freemasons put on Clown Costumes all of the time.
My guess is the next episode will be better than all of them.
I love Alastor! I want to hug him!
He doesn't want to hug you
I want him to invite me for wine & take advantage of me when Im not in full control of my judgement!
Hell i'd take advantage of him if i was drunk.
If he's getting you drunk enough to be taken advantage of, he's probably angling to eat you. If that's your thing, you're in luck.
I mean, you'd be inside him, after all
Funny stinky deer. A male deer may also be known as a stag.
I want to take a shower with Alastor! (He will remain stinky despite it)
Too bad that if the show actually comes out Viv will frick him up, it not even that Ed is certainly not voicing him anymore, it's that they'll give him a 'Dindu Nuffin' treatment because Viv is incapable of making any of the main central characters actually bad people, much less manipulative cannibalistic serial killers.
Ewwww, he’s asexual/aro.
have a nice day with your homosexual newspeak
Cute. Post more Charlastor.
I just want the Cotton Candy song without the SFX in the way. Also, buy our merch for more episodes!
>Also, buy our merch for more episodes!
Cinemaphile still thinking it's relevant enough to attract shills.
>fixes your show
>Impregnates everyone
Based I'd watch that
Bratty younger brother
sex the ice bird
Sex all of the bird people. All of them. Okay for Stolas it depends, though...
Was working on a thing and thought this may make for a good reaction image.
Very nice
It would be best for other writers with different interests to keep Viv in check.
Would she improve the show?
Jizoku will lose her mind and shitpost like crazy when a hellimp hybrid inevitably shows up.
Wait what, her? Is Jizoku a woman or a troon or what
Troon
sauce?
Disgusting.
No she’s a pure blooded Mexican why may be worse depending on your opinion
Millie would lose her shit
Alastor is white.
He's creole.
https://twitter.com/LadiesMan217G/status/1689212241965432832?s=20
>Viv throwing a shit fit over the possibility of the show being on Netflix
Man, it’s amazing how her unprofessionalism isn’t more widespread yet
I honestly wondered why Helluva Boss made more progress and seemed to get more focus despite just being a YouTube show.
This seems to make sense.
I knew she wanted to get expensive Broadway people. And A24 are distancing themselves from her because of her general behavior on social media.
Which begs the question of why they’re still producing something they clearly don’t want people to see
What makes Vivzie so bad? Usually companies seem to have a high tolerance for this uncouth behaviour
So she was lucky enough to land top tier iconic voices for these characters only to shitcan all that talent because she wanted broadway and then blamed unions for it. Then because she was such a repugnant pig monster she loses said broadway talent anyway. Did I get it right?
>People are still caring about this garbage
The era of Vivze has concluded, this series(s) are now dead in the water.
>The suicide episode is called “Oops”
How screwed is Vivzie gonna be?
Frick it, I'm adding some shit to my filters since jannies can't do their fricking job.
If the rumor that Viv got fired by A24 for being a horrible brat is true, the funniest possible outcome would be for A24 to renew it for a season 2, fire everyone involved with season 1, and do all the things Viv hates to spite her. She doesn't own Hazbin anymore so I don't think she could even stop them.
>Hazbin season 1: melodrama, crude humor (swearing is peak funny), muh Christianity is bad, female characters cast aside for the male ones (way too much Angel Dust), Chaggie
>Hazbin season 2: good writing, actually funny, nuanced take on religion, Charlie is the main character and focus, Angel Dust is a side character or at least they don't make him so annoying, Charlastor is canon and Viv seethes
Just let it die
Vivzie should pay the ultimate price for her self destructive behavior
Season 2 should be what the fricking series should be to begin with (outside of both spoilers) I don't see how Viv ever got her chance in the first place when animators had to go through two or more avenues to get picked up at all back in the day
A24 really needs to rip the fricking bandaid off and either announce its cancelled and permanently shelved or just dump it off on some frickoff platform and leave it at that
They can't really keep this up, one way or another it will release.
Shows have been cancelled before any episodes aired, but those are generally all sitcoms or game shows (I.E. inexpensive to produce) and animation certainly isn't cheap. If you count how much money A24 likely had to pay to purchase the rights to Hazbin (No number was released but it certainly wasn't for pennies on the dollar), the total cost A24 has incurred is at least a few million dollars.
They definitely paid less than a million for the rights to hazbin, probably less than half a milly if we're being honest. Animation and voice actors and all that is definitely going to siphon budget. I wonder just how willing they are to eat those losses, that'll determine whether the show ever gets released.
Ah yes, the best ending.
>"No anon I don't want to work at the bargain bin motel with you"
Thicc Loona sexo
What exactly happens if I.M.P fails to kill the target?
Do you get a refund?
That was the implication when they thought they failed with the rich old guy, the problem being that Blitz already spent the money.
Yeah. I would imagine they would just offer a free kill on hastily put together token if they didn't have any money.
Kiss Loona. Befriend Loona. Lead Loona into the bedroom. Slide Loona into your arms. Cuddle fluffy hellhounds. Cook Loona's food. Lay with Loona in the sun. Stir fry Loona a romantic dinner. Tease Loona into bullying you. Pour whiskey into Loona's coffee. Lift Loona onto your shoulders at a concert. Twist Loona's words into something lewd to make her turn red. Respond to Loona's texts. Cut your lunch in half for Loona (she forgot hers). Curbstomp Loona in Mario Kart. Tell Loona she has uno. Crush on Loona for a while before you ask her out. Lead Loona in a waltz at your wedding. Eat breakfast with Loona. Hang out with Loona. Exterminate assassination targets with Loona. Adopt hellhounds with Loona. Start a coffee shop with Loona in the wrath ring. Start a family with Loona. Mandatory paw stroking with Loona. Grind Loona's coffee beans in the french press. Drown Loona in kisses. Squirt Loona with a water gun. Kick the Hellcedes Benz into the next gear with Loona. Feed Loona something way too spicy and have her say through tears that its in fact not hot at all. Slice Loona a piece of wedding cake.
Here have a dumb thing
I can actually picture him saying something like that. Good stuff anon.
>I can actually picture him saying something like that. Good stuff anon.
Please forgive me if I'm too moronic and am taking bait by posting this.
Post Stella.
This artist was good.
Why are you giving it to them?
No. Frick you.
I actually wonder how Stella canonically feels about her daughter now. Does she still care of has the shitty writing sucked that out too?
https://files.catbox.moe/t2mw4f.PNG
lol
>vortex meets fat loona
>she expects him to act all disgusted and repulsed by her new tubby bodyshape
>instead he starts admiring her and going "damn how'd you know i was into fat b***hes huh, you're a woman after my heart"
Even hotdog wore her fat better, geez!
Wait 'til Moxxie gets a load of this!
>Helluva Boss is shit
It's not, actually.
Will they?
Create a lineage of habsburgs? Yes.
Kek
which booru can I find this at
nvm found it
hot bird breasts
I like the theory that Stella is as unstable as she is because big bro gave her the struggle snuggle
Did something happen? What's with all the talk on this suddenly?
Talk on what?
There was a supposed industry person who posted about Viv getting fired on Reddit, but other than that I think the fact that it's August and there's still nothing is why people are talking. There was no monthly update at the end of July either. And Viv was talking about this being a bad year and that next year would be better. So all that combined is probably why.
>a bad year
At this rate, it’ll be a bad decade. If she even lives that long
Vivzie’s not vaxxed, is she? Hardwick’s already gone because of that.
Imagine believing that shit
Imagine a guy portraying a conspiracy nut not believe the one conspiracy that might’ve killed him.
>If she even lives that long
She's overweight but she's not one pizza bite away from a heart attack overweight.
That all depends on her vaccination status, doesn’t it?
>1 in 35
Even if it’s a meme, it’s unsettling
Plus, let’s be real, b***hes blow the frick up. I’m assuming she’ll put on another 300 pounds in this time and I’m not just saying that as a fatgay
>There was a supposed industry person who posted about Viv getting fired on Reddit
Was this recent? I tried to check the user's account but they deleted
God, to have been a fly on the wall for this mess would've been amazing.
Yes this was like two or so days ago in r/vivziepopmemes.
>r/vivziepopmemes
Goddamn Reddit, that is funny as hell.
Please tell me Vivzie Blart made it there. I bet they’re too cucked to try it.
Frick man, you got my hopes up. It’s nothing but Vivzie slurpers and even bigger Stolas cucks over there. Never trust reddit
They can’t even meme over there. This is making me angrier than it should have. Someone tell me when HH was originally suppose to air
>left includes Brandon Turner
>worst thing anyone has done is murder
These people really don’t have a sense for evil, do they? Yet somehow, they’re also pretty coddled.
>Brandon Turner
Literally who
Brandon Rodgers. I can’t believe I didn’t know his last name. Guy’s a homosexual who voices Blitzo so he’s probably into other satanic shit we don’t know
>picrel
they forgot about stamper
Welp, it's fake then.
What if Charlie looked like a hellhound?
She'd be unfrickable then.
Correct, because my dick would be hogging her
>Imagine not impregnating an empress of hell
I wonder what happens if you redeem an overlord
They go back to being angels and return to the heavenly choir.
>They go back to being angels and return to the heavenly choir.
Do I get out of paying child support?
Oh no, now you need to help her redeem all her children too.
I don't think Hellborn demons can be redeemed
>I don't think Hellborn demons can be redeemed
There all your kids. She kept your seed is just that potent
There are none who cannot be saved.
trying too hard
demonology is so contradictory and elaborate that you can pick and choose what parts to use anyway
Through the power of our Lord Jesus Christ and the Holy Spirit, all things are possible, anon. Salvation is available to everyone. Rejoice! God loves you.
Source?
The Bible
Citation needed.
John 3:16
"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life."
Just copied it from google
Anon I don't think he's arguing in good faith.
I know, but I have nothing better to do
Actually scrap it I'm going to sleep, I still need to work tomorrow
Have a picture of my girlfriends
Unreliable narrator.
The first thing I want to be done, is to get that piece of crap out of my thread. Don't just get him out of the thread, get him out of the website because I've proved son, without a shadow of a doubt, you ain't got what it takes anymore! You sit there and you thump your Bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn’t get you anywhere. Talk about your psalms, talk about John 3:16…
Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass!
Based
All he's gotta do is go buy him a cheap bottle of Beezlejuice and try to dig back some of that courage he had in his prime.
As the King Of The Thread, I'm serving notice to every one of the Stellagays. I don't give a damn what they are, they're all on the list, and that's Stone Cold's list, and I'm fixing to start running through all of 'em.
And as far as this thread is considered son, I don't give a damn if it's Stolasgay or Fatfrick, Stone Cold's time has come, and when I get that shot you're looking at the next thread boogeyman.
And that's the bottom line, because Stone Cold said so.
I kind of want sex with Charlie...
Do you think she'd sing a song number about how good the sex was?
That depends on how good you are at sex
If I frick it up badly, will she sing about how bad the sex was?
She's the princess of Hell, not Taylor Swift.
I'd like to think that even if sex with you was bad, she would still try to be nice because anything is better than the lesbian bed death she's currently experiencing with Vaggie.
I wonder how rich you'd have to be to make angel dust do increasingly fricked up shit just because the money would be too good to pass up
i still dream of loona being stuck mid transformation where she has her wolf proportions with human anatomy, mostly her feet being huge and long. maybe one day ill commision it.
Zarc lands in hell, how fricked is everyone
For those not in the know, https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Z-ARC
Not fricked at all
Kira's bombs can annihilate anything
Is that Kira from jojo? someone explain
the best hazbin worldbuilding fanfic is also a jojo fanfic
no i am not kidding
How much do they borrow from Jojo?
It's also a Kira x Angel Dust fic, so I'm not going to continue reading it.
Fricking filthy
BURYING my face in Loona's belly fluff.
>OH MY GOD, WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAAAAACE?
Same anon who posted the "You're Gonna Die Clown" fan episode idea here, I had another episode idea
>IMP gets a hit to go kill some butthole singer
>Episodes has them pretend to fans of his to get into his concert
>They confront the singer backstage and they find out he's also into the occult and was crazy prepared to fight them off, even rigging his guitar to fire out fricking lasers
>After a long battle, they end up killing him but the concert is still going on
>Blitzo goes out on stage and starts singing this song; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejSSaCZJeIo
>Episodes ends with IMP blowing up the concert, causing even more deaths
>They all head back home, taking with them heads of the band members as a "memory trophy" and Blitzo has recorded a CD of himself singing from that concert night, which he keeps spam playing , much to everyone's annoyance
>THE END
That wasn’t as funny as the blackface one.
Tbf, it would be very hard to top "Racist Clown Blitzo".
Checked and true
Pedophiles deserve death. How ironic coming from the guy who wrote that kind of stuff happening to a minor
hey man i was going for maximum mental scarring with that one and i think i hit the nail on the head
Any ideas on what you'll write next?
gonna go back up to my initial post, look at the req's get a lot of booze, pick the one i like most, get plastered and type away
Checked. Alright fine.
How about giving Millie a personality without cuckoldry?
if vivzie is so hard to work with then how did she get the people together to make hb in the first place?
The main crew all seem like tools, and then she hires fans who are too starstruck to say no.
Simple, she paid them. That’ll make people that hate your guts do anything
That too
You remember Hotdog? Someone get fatgay to draw her.
>You remember Hotdog?
Yep! I'd take her over Loona DeVito anyday. The latter just doesn't wear that sort of type well at all, in contrast with much more fitting types like
Checked. Sure hope she comes back someday
I hope they all come back in a future episode, especially one featuring Vortex again.
Yeah, that's understandable. Though aside from that the design grew on me regardless.
It’s an adorable one for sure. She’s just a little gumdrop trying to get her fillings.
id give her my fillings if you know what i mean haha
She wants ALL the fillings, not just the sex kind
It would be nice, since we didn't get to see her interact with them much. It just depends on if Viv can course correct from season 2's abysmal direction, not to mention whatever's going on with Loona.
>if Viv can course correct
>Viv
FRICK
>not to mention whatever's going on with Loona
>the VA she had a falling out with
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCK
>the VA she had a falling out with
I seriously don't know what to believe with that. It sounds plausible enough but without anything more concrete its all guesses at this point.
It's easy to think Kesha soaked up the budget and Loona was a casualty, but Viv COULD just be straight up lying...
That’s all her lips are good for beyond eating
Hi Charlie, how does it feel that a superior charlie has a whole season over you?
>It just depends on if Viv can course correct
If Brandon comes back, hopefully. He tag-teamed writing duties with Viv for that episode, after all.
I remember these threads used to shit on Brandon as a writer. Who knew he'd end up being the lesser evil?
He’s still a homosexual, but at least he’s somewhat competent with trying to salvage SOMEONE ELSE’S work
True that. If it means we get season 1's quality again I don't mind having him in charge. Beats... whatever it is season 2 turned into.
I just want Vivzie Blart’s sharts to get flushed once and for all.
I just wish she were as tall as she was heavy
Spindlehorse apparently is a revolving door for animators. Newbies to the industry think it'll be a cool first animation gig only to find out it's Mean Girls. The common theme in that animation review google doc seems to be that if the head b***hes like you it's fine, if not it's terrible.
Same anon who posted "Racist Clown Blitzo" still, I had another episode idea but this one being a little different;
>IMP gets a hit
>They go on Earth to do their usual thing
>However they find out their target has already been killed
>They try to find out how this happened
>It's then revealed that a sleep paralysis demon has been roaming around and killing other people, becoming a rival business hitman
>IMP then decides to sabotage him to avoid competition
>However the sleep paralysis demon is well aware of this and is able to take on the forms of what they fear most
>The sleep paralysis demon takes down Millie first, believing she was the strongest
>Then later he takes down Blitzo
>Then later he takes down Loona
>It's up to Moxxie to deal with the sleep paralysis demon on his own and take him out, both to save his friends and their business.
>It's a long and tough battle, with the sleep paralysis demon taking on the form of Crimson and using his appearance to repeatedly mock and torment Moxxie
>Moxxie then pretends he is his father and goes ballistic on the sleep paralysis demon, managing to beat the ever living shit out of him
>Moxxie then shoots the sleep paralysis demons' brains out, finishing the threat (NO RECURRING VILLAIN HERE)
>Everyone goes back home, with IMP's business secured.
I liked that one
So are you furries acting this way provocatively, like when gays act extra camp to annoy homophobes, or have I just not had the distinctive pleasure of your company recently?
if you are opposed to furries and gays in high concentrations then what are you here for
probably Loona or Stella
I like gays, including camp gays. You on the other hand are just like I remember and if this is still your genuine personality I'm afraid I still don't like you.
hazbin hotel will be a million times worse than helluva boss
https://files.catbox.moe/an3j1g.PNG
show accurate p.e.a.d m&m
https://files.catbox.moe/rvknte.PNG
How much do they weigh? Cause I wanna slam dunk Moxxie and get his fat dumb ass stuck in the rim.
Perfect pegging position for fat Millie
around 140 lbs
How tall is he?
DO HOTDOG NEXT
i estimated around 4 feet
Cool, can you do Hotdog next?
>kill Sinners
>behead Sinners
>roundhouse kick Sinner into the concrete
>slam dunk a Sinner baby into the trash can
>crucify filthy Sinners
>defecate into Sinners food
>launch Sinners into the sun
>stir fry Sinners in a wok
>toss Sinners into active volcanoes
>urinate into Sinner's gas tank
>Judo throw Sinners into a wood chipper
>twist Sinners heads off
>report Sinners to the IRS
>karate chop Sinners in half
>curb stomp pregnant Sinners
>trap Sinners in quicksand
>Crush Sinners in the trash compactor
>liquify Sinners in a vat of acid
>eat Sinners
>dissect Sinners
>exterminate Sinners in the gas chamber
>stomp Sinner skulls with steel-toed boots
>cremate Sinners in the oven
>lobotomized Sinners
>mandatory abortions for Sinners
>grind Sinner fetuses in the garbage disposal
>drown Sinners in fried chicken grease
>vaporize Sinners with a raygun
>kick old Sinners down the stairs
>feed Sinners to alligators
>slice Sinners with a katana
Why don't the hellborn just exterminate the Sinners? They're clearly the superior species, their utter subjugation notwithstanding
still won't kill them us Sinna trash lol die forever while based human souls resize your women until no hellborn survive, cuck
>moxxie says yiddish phrases
>born and raised in greed ring
coincidence???
I want Blitzø to be beaten up by a much stronger demon.