>exaggerated Scottish accent
>It's a great day for America everybody!
>Now let's bring in a B-list actress for me to try and seduce on live TV!
>exaggerated Scottish accent. >It's a great day for America everybody!
>exaggerated Scottish accent
>It's a great day for America everybody!
>Now let's bring in a B-list actress for me to try and seduce on live TV!
Name a more iconic duo
Pro tip: you literally can't
>Pro tip: you literally can't
Pro tip: I literally can!
We will all be visiting that place in New Hampshire.
Damn I miss Geoff. Was he dead? Was he a robot? Was he gay? Who cares? He was awesome.
we had it so good, bros
More like c d list celebrities.
>scarjo
>mila kunis
>emily blunt
>brie larson
>gary oldman
WHO'S THAT AT THE DOOR??????
This cracked me up every single time.
Have you ever been to dover?
NEVER FORGET LADS
Great shit.
I have Secretariat’s theme as my main ringtone.
>Moon Bloodgod
What a fricking name. Why is this the first time I'm hearing about her? Why didn't she make it in Hollywood?
She's been in stuff, was a main character in Falling Skies.
Porn stuff?
It's bloodgood and her first name is Korinna or something. Not that weird when you have people named Assman, Bonefat or wienerburn.
>blonde bombshell comes on show
>Craig is suddenly just a funny host like Connan
I've always wondered. Why didn't he try to seduce Alice Eve? Was he freaked out about her eyes being different colors?
He knew her as a child, fricked her aunt and most of her mums friends. It’s kinda weird if he did try it on with her
That's not what my aunt's hot mechanic friend said to me once.
I genuinely don't find him funny
It's not that he's funny per se, but he's fun to be around and to watch.
Most hosts are a chore to watch.
Hi Mrs Dunbar!
Same bro
The show is scripted moron. The whole gimmick of the show is that the hot girl comes in and acts like a bimbo and le charming accent man 'seduces' her into telling him about her new movie/tv show.
Weird how that worked out to them almost never talking about the show or the movie, unless it was Doctor Who related.
>The show is scripted moron
yeah i'm sure they scripted some of those b***hes having no idea how to respond and just looking stupid/intimated, i'm sure her agent came in and demanded that his client should be made to look like a deer in headlights. do you have autism?
>...And then he'll make a joke to Sandra Bullock's face about her getting Melissa McCarthy's pubic hair caught in her throat and she'll be so visibly appalled that the interview will come to a conclusion soon after
>Then Demi Lovato will talk about how Los Angeles is mostly israelites and Craig will wince and hurriedly change the topic
Yes. Obviously scripted.
>charming accent
Plz do not bully the autismos.
I miss him bros.
Me too. Craig is top-tier comfy.
He would have been canceled long back if he was still on air.
I'm glad he quit before the Trump years, or the vaccine years
He’s a libertarian patriot in only the way an immigrant who picked here could be
He would have attacked trump from that perspective
He would have talked about the time he fricked Trump's mum on the boat to Ellis Island
Every American is an immigrant.
You’re moronic.
he has a very mild scottish accent
weak bait
I guess it was only a matter of time before one of you joyless "progressive" c**ts started on Ferguson.
Correct. Sucked for the viewers - frick, with his fat, talentless replacement, it really sucked - but in hindsight he picked the perfect time to go.
>for me to try and seduce on live TV!
>does it effortlessly every single time
Seriously if he waited out just a few more years he would've got nuked by #metoo
Probably. Bold of him to say that to Chris Pine too, wow.
>do you blow the mouth organ
>how do I think I got this job
WEWW
The man is living life on 11 Charisma.
How can I smell Kate Mara's pits without being an effortlessly funny handsome Scottish man?
Kate Mara was pure acting.
She regulary moved her head to the audience, a sign for Craig continues to play the game. It was just for the laughs. But even Craig thought she exaggerated.
Maybe, but then the question becomes, why is Craig Ferguson's small time niche show the only latenight show where the guests chose to act like they were having fun? Shouldn't they be acting their asses off to look like they're having great times with Kimmel and Fallon and Corden? Why do they all look like they want to be anywhere else but where they are when they're on those shows?
>exaggerated Scottish accent
Literally the most watered down scottish accent
How was he so chad?
Get married 3 times
Hes mormon?
When she leans toward him is she ripping out a huge brapttt?
lmao
I thought it was weird too
That's how I do
whomst
Sarah Shahi
THANKS
God I wish that were me
holy sexooooo
God, just imagine those small hands stroking a big fat wiener...
So he's like Mr. Lucky but he doesn't get to frick them?
He probably does. Ever seen the Larry Sanders Show?
Is he really that good looking?
It always seemed like the women left snail trails on his chairs
He's not he's just super confident and knows how to talk to women which is pretty much all you need lest you're genuinely hideous.
You don't even have to be fit, fatsos who like to b***h about going against shredded dudes conveniently ignore those fat guys that aren't insecure about their weight pick the girls up just fine. It's all about projection of confidence and being good at talking, which I guess might as well be a a death sentence to autists here
He's just from a time when flirting with women was something that was pretty much expected of every guy who wasn't a complete turboautist.
Just walk right up, look them in the eye and shake their hand.
>want to get laid
>get hired instead
fricking Cinemaphile gave me bad advice AGAIN
>just be yourself bro
Anyone else feel like they got the rizz but you're too scared to talk to women anyway? I'm an autist but I can be really funny and charming, most of the time I'm just too distant and shy for that side of me to show.
idk what I'm b***hing about anyway I don't even want a girlfriend and I have 0 interest in meaningless sex.
I seear to god, I have met several autists who claim they're good at X, then turn right around and prove they're not. Basically, you're not any of the things you claim to be except moronic, and it's annoying, and you need to be told that.
that's not autism, it's textbook narcissism and everyone has it these days. "no i've never done X but i FEEL LIKE i'm the kind of guy that would be great at X if i just got a chance... any day now..."
You haven't met me though. Believe it or not, I'm quite self aware for an autist to the point I'm kind of questioning the diagnosis.
That's not how "lest" is used, friend.
those seething incel replies suggest you are right
I've had 3 girlfriends and I still have no idea how to flirt with women
I'd slightly amend your take from "unless you're to genuinely hideous" to "if you're decent looking." If you're ugly charisma is still important but it won't be magic like it is if you're already at least somewhat attractive
Confidence and charm > looks. But Craig is also a pretty handsome guy.
>Older but not too old, so prime reminder of their father
>Exotic accent for the Americans, familiar comfort for the Europeans
>Funny and confident, able to talk and engage without the whole thing pre-planned like on other shows
Basically - Daddy's home.
He's good looking and funny. That's 99% of it. It's nothing complicated.
He's an older man in a suit with money and status who seems disinterested.
Those are actors. They're acting.
>tall
>good hair
it's all it takes
Women don’t go for looks as much as men do. They go for status. And he had charm oozing out of him, regularly showed his power by taunting CBS, going off script, calling his producer a racist and so on.
He was the pure Chad in terms of flaunting authority and being genuinely funny and charming. That is what women go for.
>woah these late night interactions between a tv host and actors are so genuine
>i like to laught along with the audience with something happens too
eh, you're not as smart as you think. look at the same celebs interacting with other hosts and see if you can notice some differences in their behavior despite your autism.
He strikes the perfect balance between being disinterested and too interested. His gaze on a woman is there but never lingers too long to become uncomfortable.
I think that's part of it.
meant for
showing a woman interest but also showing that you can live without them infuriates them
>showing a woman interest but also showing that you can live without them infuriates them
*hypnotizes them
You must not be too exposted to Scottish people if you think Craig Fergusons accent was thick.
>exaggerated Scottish accent
He literally tried to americanise it as hard as possible. You can notice it when he he has scottish guests on both due to contrast and because Craig lapses into sounding more scottish.
Yeah it was 1000x worse on Drew Carey. Even when he was going slow.
>Yeah it was 1000x worse on Drew Carey
He was playing an engishman you moron
Oi, noh an engishmin
He claimed that he made the English accent as awful as possible as revenge against English people butchering the Scottish accent for so many years.
That was an inside joke as well.
You adapt to the people you talk to. People who move away will take on parts of the accent of their new home. It's the Chameleon Effect.
So it's less him actively doing and more of monkey being monkey.
*spits in your cup*
>gets paid to flirt with beautiful women at a 12:30 am time slot
Christ how is this not based lmao
>Exaggerated Scottish accent
His accent is so carefully toned down even Americans can occasionally understand it
Best interviews?
...Or at least the ones you've rewatched the most?
Saffron Burrows
Michael Sheen
(... Anyone here into Snagging or Wrapping Roy Orbison in clingfilm?)
Hugh Laurie
It is really unbelievable that this dude pulled off the American accent he did for House.
My brain literally cannot accept that Hugh Laurie and House are the same person.
Their speech and body language are so totally different.
its called being a good actor
Then I can't think of any other good actors
those pale blue jeans with black suit are hurting my Cinemaphile senses
Welcome to 2010s era male fashion, it was awful.
>he even flirts with Hugh Laurie
Somebody stop this man
They're both known for 90% of their career being comedians in British sitcoms as the "idiot."
>shithead comedic moron British idiots effortlessly dominate our entertainment space
Robin Williams
He hasn't been in anything for ages, what's he up to?
Filming a buddy cop dramedy with Harambe
CHLAMYDIA, YOUR DAD IS HERE
Alison Brie
It sucks, because his interviews with Ellen Page and Brie Larson are both great.
what sucks?
You can't really watch them again the same way.
THE QUEEN OF Cinemaphile HERSELF!
Amanda Peet - she finds him so infuriating that it's hilarious
Scarlett Johansson
Jew-Jitsu
That time Sean Willem Scott got stuck in traffic so he interviewed his booking agent instead.
>That time Sean Willem Scott got stuck in traffic so he interviewed his booking agent instead.
Sophia Bush
I have literally no idea who she is, but damn does she have a sexy voice
>didnt watch One Tree Hill
You missed out homie
She's a lesbian now....
makes sense, she always seemed like one
Robin Williams, Alice Eve, Kate Mara, Gary Oldman, Kat Dennings
Billy Bob Thornton is great
Also definitely Alice Eve
Interview? No, but the Britney Spears monologue and his dad eulogy were kino of the highest form. The leak monologue was funny as frick too.
Alice Ece, Michael Sheen, Ewan McGregor, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, James McAvoy
These
The ones with Shirley Manson.
Two scots with a great back and forth, and it's cute to see Shirley get a more neutral accent with each visit.
Jennifer Carpenter
Julia Stiles
Carey Mulligan
...Whatever happened to her?
Keeps getting knocked up by the Mumford & Sons lead singer
She seems like such a promising young woman, hopefully what she says won't be affected by any pride or prejudice because it would be a shame if her drive was left too far from the madding crowd.
Great Gatsby
>...Whatever happened to her?
Stars in oscarbait that doesn't even get oscars nominations
The GOAT
Was he famous 8n the US when he did that part in GTA vice city?
Is the key to seducing women to become an alcoholic and then stop being an alcoholic?
I guess it's worth a shot
CARLOS!
the only legit late night talk show host
We didn't deserve him
How could they replace a man like Ferguson with a fat c**t like James Cordon?
The surest sign of the evils of post-2016 America.
Best late show ever.
I don’t understand why cbs doesn’t just play this at 1230 it would get the same or better ratings than what they’re doing now same with nbc and Conan
This is lowkey my favorite gag from the show. It’s lived rent free in my head for an unreasonable amount of time.
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I agree and it was kino every night
>sexy rich women are turned on by an ugly unfunny racist Scottish dickhead with a stupid accent harrassing them
>gay incels that fetishize their own self-victimization shit all over le scottish guy instead of just learning and imitating how he does it
You will remain a virgin for life
>heckin' incelerino, just change your personality completely into an butthole so you can be like other buttholes!
You haven't even the beginning of a clue.
kys now before you go on a rampage you virgin
> sexy rich women are turned on by confidence, a little flirtation, and an exotic accent
They knew that they could relax, flirt a little back, and have fun without it meaning anything because Craig was happily married and wasn't desperately trying to get in their pants like every other man they saw in show business.
> That time he was serious for a minute and told everyone about how he used to be an alcoholic in Scotland and decided to kill himself one Christmas but ended up getting drunk instead, and how living thorugh it and having the knowledge of what it was like to truly be at rock bottom was the reason that he was not going to be making fun of Britney Spears anymore (during her breakdown/head shaving era) and that if anyone else finds themselves in the same position he urges them to get the help that they need
True kino of the rarest order.
Sovl
I think that's what made him more grounded and likable than other talk show hosts
I remember seeing this live. Ferguson was the first--and ended up being the only--late night TV show I'd watch. I set up my expectations up too high by starting with the best, really the only good one.
Later he said that there were more than a few moments (that also being one of them) that he believed he was going to get fired. I wonder if Letterman ever protected him during those moments.
I never found the appeal of ''talk shows''. In the UK, the format was reserved until 2000. And then Jonathan Ross and that Irish bender followed the US style, and the audience would yell every 10 seconds. Very uncouth.
Johnny Carson created the genre he did it 30 years and was number 1 (hoo hoo tell em Fred) and from 62-92 there was no internet and cable tv didn’t get going until the 70s-80s and it was even longer until it was competitive ratings wise
The population was smaller and less diverse as well
>Who is Steve Allen?
>exaggerated
It's a pretty mild accent that's heavily Americanised. If he spoke the way he did growing up the audience would have trouble understanding him. But he's lived there so long it's also a part of his identity.
>heavily Americanised
Not for Americans, it's still thick AF
Can't imagine it. He does a lot of stuff like saying ass instead of arse (and other American versions), and he would say "wadder boddle" instead of "wa'er bo'le". How much more can he change it to be understood? Do people struggle with it?
Paul McCartney was kino
>be last great talk show host
>some fa/tv/irgin gets mad
>the only living non-shit talk show host
How did he do it? What did he have that the soulless freaks today lack? Or is it just the nostalgia goggles talking?
>exaggerated Scottish accent
Black person he has one of the safest accents imaginable so amerifats could understand him
'homie' his accent is still thick as hell
Understandable? Sure. But Scottish AF
You have never heard a Scotsman speak, have you?
Craig’s accent is EXTREMELY toned down.
No, the other anon is correct. I just searched "thick Scottish accent" for you on YouTube and this was the top result...
Now imagine that plus angry and drunk. There's your thick "Scotch" accent.
t. orange-wearing Englishman
you don't know what you're talking about
sucks that he was only on the show once. would have been some potential kino.
*farts hard in your thread*
Hahaha ok you got me, my mouth was open. My mouth was open
>Careful, Icarus.
>I walked the streets of Manchester, when I was...That's when I was a human. When I was a normal israelite, just walking the streets...
I always thought he was the laziest night show host. He basically asks the same questions over and over.
Newfoundlands 'Newfie' accent is the one people here can't understand, especially ESL. I'm sure most people would wtf laugh at it if they looked it up.
for me it's the Steven Wright interviews
Him and Brittany Murphy together was a trip
>One of these people is less than a year from death. You'll never guess which one.
>Can you imagine if this was really happening?
Kek!
A woman once told me I reminded her of Craig Ferguson and I should have my own late show.
She wanted to frick you
OP is being a gay again.
why does every late night show show off actresses legs/feet? it's like a fetishization of them for the public to see and jerk off to.... reminds me of that Conan scene where the girl foot doms him on live TV....
>Why would women sit in chairs?
>AND have legs!
>It's LITERAL porn!!!
Better stick a bulb in your mouth before you project this hard
I mean yea they sit in chairs. but every single one wears the shortest skirt or dress possible. you'd think they would show a tad bit of humility, but again, even if they wore these clothes why are they constantly lifting their legs on the desk or spreading their legs in front of live TV? it's like a humiliation ritual to prove they are worthy for roles....
Women enjoy a forum where they can show their... Talents.
it's literally the b***hes job to draw maximum attention to herself and therefore the movie she's promoting. it would be the stupidest moment in your life to discover modesty
>Ellen Page has four appearances
>starts off bubbly and talkative
>gets quieter and more awkward each time
>last appearance is unrecognizable compared to the first
Sad.
>exaggerated Scottish accent
it's actually incredibly mild and somewhat Americanized. God yanks are moronic.
I enjoy the simple pleasures of Daffy Dook
>exaggerated Scottish accent
He's literally just speaking standard English normally moron, there's nothing remotely exaggerated about it
Jesus, he dosn't even have a pulse around these hot b***hes, bros..? is he...a little funny?
>Conan set
>Is he a bit funny?
A bit, I guess...