>Excuse me, sir, but I'm afraid we can't let you inside. Our Kinoplex has a strict "No Singles Policy" for the safety of all our customers. Might I suggest waiting until the film you want to see comes out on streaming services?
Realistically, how do you respond without sounding mad?
>Would you go out with me, Robert?
B-But anon...you were my first customer...
Looks like Jude Bellingham
Amazing. Could have narrowed his torso a bit tough.
>how do you respond without sounding mad?
Et tu, Robertvs? It matters not! Have at you!
Two for The Birth of A Nation, boy!
Id politely leave and then come back and storm through the building on an armoured horse like a sekiro boss
Christ is always with us Robert. Let me through
Shit my pants and say "now I've got a full house b***h run your deck." Then proceed to walk in and view my production
Is Lane busy?
Out of my way Black person, I'm here to watch a movie with my closeted racist friends.
I feel like you're "singling" me out
ha ha
Is this a kinoplex or a swingers club? I ain’t letting you zesty homies anywhere near my girl.
These threads are always fricking kino. How can anyone call Cinemaphile racist when the best meme is about a bro relationship with a black guy?
>some of my best friends are black
Nah i dont associate with Black folk irl.
Where tf do kinoplex managers, staff wear suit and tie. Haven't seen that since the 90s and even then it was only in the oldest of kinöés
>be 2013
>want to see Frozen on the big screen
>don't want to get weird looks from all the families with kids
>hire an escort to go with me
>everything worked out fine, great movie, no stares or anything
>got a sloppy bj too
Turns out she loves Disney and we went to see Frozen 2 together too.
Dis homie blew his beans
STD status?
She gave me chlamydia but it hasn't been a huge issue yet, I looked online and seems like there have been a few cases of it naturally going away so I'm hoping for that
Go to a doctor idiot. It’s literally a week of pills and a shot. You’ll probably get treated for other stis too since its pretty likely you’re carrying gonerhea as well. Seriously most stis are nbd to treat and its like 50$ if you have insurance
I'm sorry, anon, until we see the full STD screen we can't let you back anywhere near our toilet seats
Worst arc
would the troony jules
would very much
Get a prescription dumbass. Or were you planning on peeing blood from now on?
None. You're getting trolled by this mofugga
You think I'd let her touch me without a condom?
>condom bj
at least you got to see the movie i guess
>Sorry anon, but I told you there would be consequences to violating theater policy. You're probably wondering why you're not in the popcorn mines as usual. Well, we here at the Kinoplex have decided that the unusual crime of being single during our premiere of Trolls 2: World Tour begets an unusual punishment. An eye for an eye!
>You like games, don't you? I see you with your Mario machine all the time, haha! So then, let's play a game: Attached to your neck is a device that will detonate unless removed via the key held in Theater 12. Theater 12 is inaccessible to single males thanks to our AMC Premiere Couples Only Incel Filter technology. You have 3 days to find a female willing to accompany you inside. Let the games begin! Note: Concessions will not be discounted for your visit - Robert
Robert definitely wore out lane
>how do you respond
Grope Lane
Lane resists
What is your next move?
Is it worth buying an Express Pass to avoid the inevitable massive queue for the Kinoplex sauna?
Detonate the suicide vest
I calmly explain that I'm the designated theater shooter for the evening. Little does Robert know I have kielbasas hidden in the shotgun barrels under my trench coat. I'm not paying those outrageous crab leg prices.
is that moot?
In the middle, ye
nobody cares because Robert Smith lied. boys do cry.
No, it doesn't. Now, one ticket to the American Society of Magical Black folks please.