This wasn't that hot because the age difference was so small and it was only illegal because of the teacher/student thing. Would've been much better if he had been 15 and she had been at least 40.
>be kid >have sex with hot teacher >get huge settlement from the school >a million high-fives from dudes >you can literally smell the wet panties of girls your age lusting for the dick that scored adult dicky >"gee, I just really hate my dad for some reason"
Realistically i would beat the shit out of him so far that he won't walk for a month and talk for a year. Home dare the little shit to have a more active sexual life than me. But i won't have kids anyway so who cares.
theyre the first generation of women who chose careers over family, and they chose a shit career which is teacher
add to that that they're teaching Black folk so they get seduced by problem "i can fix him" kids
also they are women and just plain moronic
This argument is false and moronic, comparing daughter and male teacher vs son and female teacher is like saying a squirrel can kill a snake because a snake can kill a squirrel
nice
be overcome with a mixture of pride and envy and eventually an hero when the latter becomes unmanageable
Nice.
Well she better have let him hit it raw.
niicccceee
does kate have a sister like rooney in this scenario and is there a chance of them hooking me up with her..?
Perhaps
Gib me monkefu plz
check out that fat yoot on her wewlads
Sue the school board for easy millions, be proud.
Also checked
Nice
If he is 17/18, whatever. I would have a chat with him to check on whats up with that woman. If he is too young I would sue the school for some money.
Talk to him, he's the man of the house now
No son of mine will ever sleep with a woman
underrated post
As long as his teacher is Rooney Mara I approve
Give him a high 5
Frick the teacher, give him a high 5 and then sue the school
Blackmail her into fricking me
This + optional spot roast
Hell yeah, got over your insecurities early, up top!
nice
High five him.
Damn my son is gonna make it
>find out what subject it is
>next time i see my son say "big fan of [subject]?"
>belly laugh at my own joke while he looks embarrassed
you will make a fine father one day
prepare for monkee grandson
This wasn't that hot because the age difference was so small and it was only illegal because of the teacher/student thing. Would've been much better if he had been 15 and she had been at least 40.
They intentionally made the age difference small to make it morally grey
old ladies are gross though
nah you are
I've seen a few fit 40 year olds that mog the living shit out of 20 something fatties.
You're lying. You're lying to make me hunt for milfs aimlessly. Don't give me hope.
I'm not lying, anon. Just go after them and see for yourself.
Ok Macron.
Lol
Ok. You'll I'll call his real dad and he can deal with it.
>checked
Nice. But we're still suing. Never leave free money on the table.
>how to make your son hate you in one easy step
>be kid
>have sex with hot teacher
>get huge settlement from the school
>a million high-fives from dudes
>you can literally smell the wet panties of girls your age lusting for the dick that scored adult dicky
>"gee, I just really hate my dad for some reason"
Nice.
id say based
Nick Robinson? love his YouTube channel
get him thoroughly tested to make sure he didn't create a new AIDS by having intercourse with a monkey
YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT DAD, SCHOOL EXECUTIVE!
Now tell me, who is he? What's his name!?
Oh.
...But she's ugly, right?
Ask "Son, did you get any video?"
niceeee
Sue the school.
Realistically i would beat the shit out of him so far that he won't walk for a month and talk for a year. Home dare the little shit to have a more active sexual life than me. But i won't have kids anyway so who cares.
Ask if it was Mrs. Echols because she had a hot ass even when I went to school
Depends on how qt the teacher is.
fake and gay
It's not.
This reminds me of that one case in the Smash Bros. convention where that 24 year old girl had sex with the 14 year old boy
yea, its pretty sad tbh
Is that Lockstin Noggin on the left?
He was 14 but looks like a toddler. It makes everything much weirder
w-where did she take him
Ask how I raised such a chad despite being a beta who never copulated with his 10/10 teacher
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Get him his luckiest boy in the world award
high five my son and call him a chad
Nice
Im going to sue the teacher and school for rape of a minor
My response will be contingent on how attractive the teacher is.
>you got enough for the bus son?
>k
Beg him for a pair of her panties.
Nice, what’s the problem?
Seems reasonable enough.
>you're only 18 years old you sick frick!
>but I don't have a son?
What is wrong with society?
hot
IT SHOULD'VE BEEN MEEEEEEEE
i will sacrifice myself for those poor boys
theyre the first generation of women who chose careers over family, and they chose a shit career which is teacher
add to that that they're teaching Black folk so they get seduced by problem "i can fix him" kids
also they are women and just plain moronic
FRICK
interesting that most of them are blond
I found it interesting too. Why do you ~~*suppose*~~ that is?
Dunno, Maybe its because they know they are hot and desired, therefore they find themselves more susceptible to engage in promiscuous situations?
Depends, is my wife hotter than Kate Mara?
at least the homosexual was brainwashed into wanting to chop his dick off
OK whatever as long as he used condoms and didn't get her pregnant
>not wanting your stud son to impregnate a hot teacher
Unfortunately the 'child' looks 25. It'd be better if they got an actual horndog 15-year old.
sauce
Not him but search melkor on /aco/ and they have a mega with his shit there
top lad
>all the gays being ok with their son getting molested by pedo roastie
I'm so glad you incels would never procreate
>tfw you weren't "taken advantage of" by an older woman in your teens and now it's too late
Why even live?
There must be some mistake, my son comes from a long line of dicky connoisseurs. Hall monitors aren't teachers
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Wager I'd raised him better than that.
Women in the picture should be white so it's his wife's son
I want a high school movie where the boys are played by age appropriate actors, but the girls are played by older women.
Goddamn thats one fine selection of mature women, my friend
honestly I'd go with Marisa Tomei, sorry gillian
>no hendricks
so close yet so far
nice
>heres that teacher that slept with your son, bro
okay, now how would you guys react if your daughter had sex with her male teacher numerous times? double standards much
Men and women aren’t equal.
This argument is false and moronic, comparing daughter and male teacher vs son and female teacher is like saying a squirrel can kill a snake because a snake can kill a squirrel
I'd high five him, as I would you for getting those quads.
Then I'd secretly be jealous of frick of both of you.
Is she hot?
>If yes, brofist him.
>If not, sue her.
I wish it were me
what if I told you the woman you thought you hired to teach my son's class was actually me in drag
Reminder that Kate Mara's milf breasts leaked milk on Nick Robinson while filming their sex scenes.
Imagine getting paid to have Kate Mara's milk leaked on you