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>Barney Ross (Sylvester Stallone) and Lee Christmas (Jason Statham) reform the Expendables – calling upon old allies like Gunnar Jensen (Dolph Lundgren) and Toll Road (Randy Couture), as well as new recruits like Christmas’s ex-girlfriend Gina (Megan Fox), Easy (Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson) and Marsh (Andy Garcia) – to stop Suarto Rahmat (Iko Uwais), a weapons dealer planning to engineer World War III for his own profit.
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Looks like the female members came through. Thats a shame
Why are you pretending this is something new?
I said the same for Ronda when she was cast. But at least she has somewhat action roles. Megan Fox makes no damn sense
You forgot the chinese girl in the second
Where's Arnold SchwarzBlack person?
More like dependables
Because the diapers called depends
And they're old
Get it?
Females in the expendables, that’s a paddlin
>a weapons dealer planning to engineer World War III for his own profit.
Kinda antisemitic don't you think?
>50 Cent
no thanks
50 cents is alright. not great but alright
>hating on based fiddy
Oh he's based irl not as an actor. Everything's he's been on he's been shit at it.
Get Rich or Die Tryin was kino.
den of thieves was kino
50 is basado
50 is based you moron
Not as an actor, as I already stated, you illiterate homosexual.
To this day him challenging Floyd Mayweather to read one page of Harry Potter live on TV is the funniest shit I ever heard someone say to another person.
fricking hilarious
It's a reach but less egregious than Megan Fox
>Also starring Andy Garcia!
Feels like we're transitioning from action kino to Hollywood Squares and any celebrity will do
t. fofty pls
Where da hood where da hood where da hood at
t. Randall Emmett
Someone post his tweets
>expend four bles
i don't get it
Expend four bvlls. Basically 50cent, Terry Crews, Wesley Snipes, and Michael B Jordan are all killed in this movie. MBJ appears as his Adonis Creed character from the Rocky movies.
The 4 can be an A. But I didn't actually see it.
I watch it for the quips
>women
>isn't the XXXpendables
rhonda rousey fricked up any "sexy girls" for this series.
That would be if Vin Diesel was in it.
>Megan Fox
>Andy Garcia
Always at the forefront when I think of action stars
>no angelina jolie
Fricked up hard
Already got Wall’d
Megan fox was the lead in some terrible action movie a year or two ago. Last time I saw andy garcia? He was in a chris pratt movie for 20 seconds.
Damn Megan has a really sexy dumb frick bimbo voice and I never really noticed.
Nice thread. You work for me now.
>terrorist cargo ship looks vaguely like an aircraft carrier and has poorly made wooden fighter jet props on it
Kind of intrigued about what that's all about
>everyone's old wives are coming for alimony
>The Ex-Pendables
Whoa!
If the movies is a hit and they make another one they can turn the 'S' at the end of the title into a '5', easily!
I like your thinking kid, guess what?
> *slips you a 20*
you work for me now
>megan fox
>50 cent
>obvious backstabbing traitor
This is going to suck
You work for me now
>no Arnold
>no Jet Li
>no Terry Crews
What the frick happened??
I think Statham had more control of this one.
No Willis makes sense, but no snypes, li, crews, or schwarzenegger just seems odd
Who cares , we need chow yun fat, jackie chan in this b***h. Also they might as well add keanu. Another thing why don't they actually use 80s-90s action directors? Mark L. Lester, walter hill, the one guy who got blackmailed by the fbi sent to prison, instead they use european shit directors.
>we need chow yun fat, jackie chan in this b***h. Also they might as well add keanu.
my dick can only get so hard, anon
cass me in tha next movie, Sly!
Ah pomiss ah won' chimpout an' calls you a racis' ass cracka!
I was in the action movies too-ahhhhhhh!!!
cass me in tha next movie, Sly!
Ah pomiss ah won' chimpout an' calls you a racis' ass cracka!
I was in the action movies too-ahhhhhhh!!!
>50 cent gets in before Kurt Russell
Huh?
Really dropped the ball not bringing back JCVD as the twin brother of his character in Expendables 2.
Kurt Russell refuses to do it. Says he doesn't like looking back to the past. Sly has worked with 50 on the Escape Plan series.
Jet Li had health issues, don't know if he's fully recovered. Crews got molested by Stallone's agent so there's that.
>4th movie in and still no Seagal
Make it happen Sly.
>bad cgi
>fewer stars than the previous 3
K. How is pic related? Looked like it might be kino
I haven't seen a sub movie in forever. I miss that early 90s bit of military funded soft propaganda.
So today’s military propaganda in movies is too hard for you?
No. Update your literacy bios.
>50 Cents
Not watching
No Bruce Willis? Not even his stand in?
DROPPED
>he bought?
>dahmp eet
Why are the rich and elite only allowed to have life saving drugs? All these old farts should be dead but hgh, tren, test keep them kicking. Why doesn't society want men to be strong and confident?
>tren
>keep them ticking
Zoomers use words like blind people paint
the expendables films were never good
im sure this new one will be no different
This is unfortunately true. They've all been lackluster especially given all the big names involved
Why are they still pushing these grandpas as action stars
>Movie looks like shit
>Movie looks like shit
>Movie looks like shit
>at the very end the Raid stuntman team shows up
Sigh I will be there day 1.
These movies are legit shit and actually makes the old school movies look bad by being associated with these hack movies.
You have jet li, gary daniels, scott adkins, van damme and you don't let them fight? What the frick, waste. You also use fast editing and shakycam for an 80s throwback action flick. Idiots.
The best actor is Antonio Banderas and he steals every scene hes in. Like why do we need these mma guys taking up screen time, noone wants them.
Usually these movies have 1 or 2 old action stars as guests. This one doesn't have any of that just people that showed up before. Where is Steven Segall? Pierce Brosnan? Tom Cruise?
Thete were talks of bringin Van Damme back as his twin for a while. Which would have tied in nicely with his filmography.
>Pierce Brosnan
Didn't think of that. Having basically James bond in it would be cool
But he'd mog 99% of the people in this movie
Brosnan is doing serious roles. Tom cruise doesn't work with other a listers. Segall is in Russia no?
this is just last cash in for stallone and lionsgate
it's a higher budget geezer teaser.
I saw the first movie on my very first date ever not long after graduating high school. I fricked that chick too. Massive veiny breasts.
theres something weirdly depression watching roided 80 year olds pretend to still be cool
half of the cast shit themselves probably
>megan fox overpowering jason statham with some fancy karate moves
even some action movie franchise billed as being a return to the 80s is cucked by femdom fetishists
>no Wesley Snipes
>No Antonio Banderas
Wtf was the point of expendables 3
Take the Seagal pill anons
This looks like a $1.99 direct to DVD Walmart movie
The fact the trailer was 40% Statham dry humping Foxx shows how bad this movie is going to be.
>Megan fox
Was excited until I saw this ans realized buying a ticket will go directly towards estrogen meds to be shoved in her little boys mouths
Stallones face looks like a rubber mask
why is he still doing this shit
>barely any old action stars
>megan fox
thats a nope from me dog
>new blood
But probably no blood so they can get a pg13 rating like the last one.
>pretending megan fox is still megan fox
Do boomers really
How long has this "trailer starts now" business been going on?