nah she was a lot hotter 15 years ago.
She is just very attractive with great bone structure so has more leeway than mid actresses.
Also she has herpes from Jeter and can't sire you babies, stop simping for her.
Makeup + hair stylist + plastic surgeon + dentist
Given enough money, you can delay perceived aging for a very long time. At some point in your 60s your body starts to shut down and at that point you can't hide it.
imagine her as your babysitter, you are 8 she is 18 she is the outcast of her class you know everyone bullies her and she is forced to be your babysitter, everyday she is in a bad mood because everyone bullies her so she takes it out on you by raping you every single day, she jacks you off and keeps going even though you are crying and begging her to stop because you are very sensitive after already coming, but instead of stopping she slaps you.
no I know it does play a huge role but there's also a ton of other factors
you said it's "pure genetics" you simple minded frickwit.
you ugly fricks are like fat fricks with "muh genes"
Genetics plays a part, some people could do everything right and age like shit anyway. However she didn’t sit around at a computer not exercising and shoving doritos in her gob 24/7 for the last two decades. You are the moron if you think it is ONLY genetics, and you probably are trying to excuse why you look like shit. Be honest for once homosexual.
probably plastic surgery.
people only notice bogged celebrities, but good plastic surgery also exists.
If a woman seems to age particularly well, there's usually some kind of trick (other than make-up, obviously)
Genealogists loosely proclaim the theory of Asian ethnicities crossing the Bering straight into Alaska and settling in the Americas thousands of years ago, creating what we know as Native Americans. It's not completely proven but is good enough for them.
What's weird is that she doesn't necessarily look her age but that doesn't mean she looks good. She pass as an ugly 28 year old woman with sleep deprivation.
Don't drink too much or smoke and don't be fat, sounds simplistic but most people just look bloated after 30 something or early assuming that's the normal ageing
Don't drink too much or smoke and don't be fat, sounds simplistic but most people just look bloated after 30 something or early assuming that's the normal ageing
and inb4 some moron goes >uhm the movie came out on april 30th 1999 and she turned 18 on the 28th that year
movies aren't filmed and fricking released in 1 fricking day
and inb4 some moron goes >uhm the movie came out on april 30th 1999 and she turned 18 on the 28th that year
movies aren't filmed and fricking released in 1 fricking day
Stop trying to make me jerk off again, I'm saving it for a porn game later
> she was the only woman over 40 I would frick
I remember feeling this way as a teenager/early 20s but now I find myself looking at 40+ year old women and wanting to frick them quite regularly.
all they need is a good, big ass and hips.
That said fricking over-40 year olds is kind of pointless because they;re barren.
In a way it's like getting a handjob or just jerking off onto the ground.
real satisfaction of sex comes from impregnating a young, fecund woman and having lots of kids with her.
I think it's genuinely a luck of the draw and ho hard you want to go. Like everyone in Hollywood gets touched up it's only when you go too far/someone fricks up that people can tell and once that happens it's like trying to catch a drink you already dropped...saving it is near impossible.
everyone should use these surgeons then because most prostitutes turn out like this
I think it's genuinely a luck of the draw and ho hard you want to go. Like everyone in hollywood gets touched up it's only when you go too far/someone fricks up that people can tell and once that happens it's like trying to catch a drink you already dropped...saving it is near impossible.
The only thing separating the bogged from the rest is what surgeries they choose to have. They're getting all the usual work done, but then on top of that they have loads of fillers and lipo and implants that frick them up. For example, if you find a super high res picture of any middle aged actress these days you'll probably see a fine dot pattern on their face from laser treatments. But, it's a slippery slope from that to full blown bogging.
The main trick to keep looking young as you age is to stay out of the sun. She failed at that.
Look at old people's upper legs, they often look like they keep be attached to someone much younger. Their face skin could have looked the same if they had worn pants on their heads.
>access to high quality food/diet >several coaches >sport plans and the time to do sports/yoga/medtiation >surgery >highly skilled dentists >highly skilled dermatologists >succesful life >tons of finacial security
Just look up Tom Cruise before he became a succesful actor.
It’s never talked about but if you get Botox in your early 20’s it pays huge dividends into your 30’s and 40’s.
It goes beyond getting rid of wrinkles, the wrinkles never happen in the first place.
idk if what you say is true, but even if it were true , people who think of doing that in their early 20s are much more likely to be neurotic and messed up.
one of my exes had botox done some time before I met her at age 22 and she was hot but she was a wreck
Adrenochrome
Correct. She's just another adrenochrome-using hollyfreak.
she will suffer when the supply ends
>becomes a billionaire selling cosmetics
Gee, I wonder what her secret is...
>Explain
Eyebrows erotic
nah she was a lot hotter 15 years ago.
She is just very attractive with great bone structure so has more leeway than mid actresses.
Also she has herpes from Jeter and can't sire you babies, stop simping for her.
Makeup + hair stylist + plastic surgeon + dentist
Given enough money, you can delay perceived aging for a very long time. At some point in your 60s your body starts to shut down and at that point you can't hide it.
go back
to the past?
>plastic surgeon
How come it didn't work this guy?
sorry to say he answered the call
>ring ring
>it's Grichka
>...
>bogged.jpg
what did he say?
There's a difference between getting sensible work done and bogging yourself. Look at people like Richard Gere and Paull Rudd.
>get bogged
>try to fix the bogging
>get even more bogged
it's a vicious cycle
Either botched work or he asked for too much.
You don't notice the good plastic surgery because it's supposed to be invisible.
why in the actual frick did he do it bros?
The Goose has been roasted.
>alba
is it true the average Scot is this swarthy?
Alba is a Latin name, her dad is Mexican
Her family has Spanish ancestry, they're Meds. They age slowly.
The average Mexican is half indigenous, including her dad, which is why she's 1/4 indigenous.
He looks like an Indian
i always thought she was african american mixed with something else
Alba is also the name of a region in Italy
>billionaire
>scam artist
Makes sense
How is she a scam artist?
Look into her "Honest Company". It was anything but honest.
European genetics
https://ethnicelebs.com/jessica-alba
I bet those pits smell amazing
imagine her as your babysitter, you are 8 she is 18 she is the outcast of her class you know everyone bullies her and she is forced to be your babysitter, everyday she is in a bad mood because everyone bullies her so she takes it out on you by raping you every single day, she jacks you off and keeps going even though you are crying and begging her to stop because you are very sensitive after already coming, but instead of stopping she slaps you.
But that's pedophilia
yeah but i wish i was the 8 year old being molested by her, its not that bad if i want it to happen to me exclusively is it?
why would you want to have a small wiener and a high voice?
you just dont get it
Nice
No buccal fat removal
Blessed genes.
One of God's chosen.
24 was peak, dont @ me
>casting this beaner barbie as a female lead
Boomers were something else kinda stupid
Too neotenous.
she is 90% white and 10% US Indian
child status?
>rich
>low stress
>good skincare
>never got fat
>ate healthy
>no alcohol or drugs definitely no ciggies
its pure genetics you fricking dipshit
cope you blackpilled loser
If you don't think genetics play a huge role in how well you age, you're really fricking dumb.
no I know it does play a huge role but there's also a ton of other factors
you said it's "pure genetics" you simple minded frickwit.
you ugly fricks are like fat fricks with "muh genes"
Genetics plays a part, some people could do everything right and age like shit anyway. However she didn’t sit around at a computer not exercising and shoving doritos in her gob 24/7 for the last two decades. You are the moron if you think it is ONLY genetics, and you probably are trying to excuse why you look like shit. Be honest for once homosexual.
You don't think her daily habits had any impact on her health? moron
Pic on the right is actually from September 2023, so technically this is a lie
>cash warren
i can tell this guy is american just by his weird goofy backwards name
she like money so much she married Cash does he have a friend that goes by Tango?
probably plastic surgery.
people only notice bogged celebrities, but good plastic surgery also exists.
If a woman seems to age particularly well, there's usually some kind of trick (other than make-up, obviously)
explain
>unflattering expression
>unflattering lighting
Post wall fem jowels are a motherfricker especially if you're brown.
T. Brown man that loves white girls
According to 4chins, Alba should have been an abuela at 19 so she's doing pretty good from what I see..
it's because i was thinking of her when i jerk offd when dark angel was on the air, donated my vril to her and she deserved every droplet
>think OP is just talking bullshit
>he's right!
the answer to this magic is literally just not being white
this photo is 4 days ago
she's wearing a fair bit of makeup. you can see the wall breaking through slowly. she has soft features which helps.
>east asian/native american (indigenous mexican)
what does that mean? can somebody explain?
The genetic makeup of those groups are so similar they can be considered one
ah i get it now
Genealogists loosely proclaim the theory of Asian ethnicities crossing the Bering straight into Alaska and settling in the Americas thousands of years ago, creating what we know as Native Americans. It's not completely proven but is good enough for them.
I'm too lazy to delete my results, but here's me (left) and my wife (right). She's Mexican but has Native and Asian ancestry.
What's weird is that she doesn't necessarily look her age but that doesn't mean she looks good. She pass as an ugly 28 year old woman with sleep deprivation.
YWNBAW
Shut up
>She pass as an ugly 28 year old woman with sleep deprivation.
Fricking lol, and I bet you only allow supermodels in their primes to frick you right?
SHE IS A GODDESS YOU INCEL
pick up the nearest phone and dial 8
>pronounces "dilate" with three syllables
inbred hillbilly subhuman detected
>fill up bathtub
>plug in toaster
>jump in bathtub holding toaster
doesn't she own a cosmetics company that 1000%'d her net worth? b***h is getting baby foreskin injections straight from the source
there's something slightly weird in her eyes, I'm guessing a facelift.
the result is still pretty good, she looks great for being 43
and she's had multiple kids
She looks like an old hag here.
>not being white
gay
Don't drink too much or smoke and don't be fat, sounds simplistic but most people just look bloated after 30 something or early assuming that's the normal ageing
There are quite a few pics of her smoking in public
imagine getting a blowjob from Jessica Alba
how fricking awesome would that be
She's a lifelong smoker too. Must be good genes. Love her bowtie trampstamp too. Classy babe.
BOWTIE FRENCH FRIES????
>2005 is almost 32 years ago
>2005 is almost 32 years ago
2032 is almost 13 years to go
reminder that jessica alba was like 17 years old when she filmed this
and inb4 some moron goes
>uhm the movie came out on april 30th 1999 and she turned 18 on the 28th that year
movies aren't filmed and fricking released in 1 fricking day
Stop trying to make me jerk off again, I'm saving it for a porn game later
DUDE
T.T
and?
I remember watching her on hot ones a couple years ago and thinking about how she was the only woman over 40 I would frick
Here it is. She was 40 in this https://youtu.be/50U1S_OLEOQ
I'm sure she would be happy to hear that
>watches hot ones
>doesn't like milfs
What an absolute homosexual kys
you mean you normally dont like milfs? are you a gay?
You're gay if you like milfs, because older women generally look manlier than younger women.
>you are gay if you like women
how many pills do you have to take a day anon? how many mental illnesses do you have?
Most men who like "milfs" are just pretending. They know they would much rather have younger pussy.
well i dont know about boomers and millenials but im a zoomer, have you seen zoomer girls? frick that i preffer older women
> she was the only woman over 40 I would frick
I remember feeling this way as a teenager/early 20s but now I find myself looking at 40+ year old women and wanting to frick them quite regularly.
all they need is a good, big ass and hips.
That said fricking over-40 year olds is kind of pointless because they;re barren.
In a way it's like getting a handjob or just jerking off onto the ground.
real satisfaction of sex comes from impregnating a young, fecund woman and having lots of kids with her.
nah even Apes frick just for fun chud
Good genes and better surgeons
everyone should use these surgeons then because most prostitutes turn out like this
I think it's genuinely a luck of the draw and ho hard you want to go. Like everyone in Hollywood gets touched up it's only when you go too far/someone fricks up that people can tell and once that happens it's like trying to catch a drink you already dropped...saving it is near impossible.
The only thing separating the bogged from the rest is what surgeries they choose to have. They're getting all the usual work done, but then on top of that they have loads of fillers and lipo and implants that frick them up. For example, if you find a super high res picture of any middle aged actress these days you'll probably see a fine dot pattern on their face from laser treatments. But, it's a slippery slope from that to full blown bogging.
explain
James Cameron gave Alba her big break on Dark Angel, but Weinstein produced Sin City which Alba played a stripper in, so maybe she was Harvested.
and that means she was used as bike town
She's one of the lucky mixed breed people were they get all of the good traits.
Yep, she won the genetic lottery.
I just watched Idle Hands and was taken back by what a babe she was at 18.
someone said she was 17 in that film
WOAH WOAH, PEDO ALERT
sha was almost 18 so its ok right?
early fourties, shit gets down in the second half
Don't smoke, wear sunscreen, exercise regularly, eat healthy.
>smear toxic chemicals into your skin
durrr
Go ahead and age like a prune then
b***h is 60 going on 30
If you think I wouldn't eat this woman's shit you might just be the wrongest man in the universe.
You don’t have to be at shit just to prove point. Just say you think Jessica Alba is hot.
she's at least 50
not "31"
>31
jesus fricking christ.
>posts webm of an atractive milf
>this somehow proves his point
what did he mean by this?
>Milf
Do you think she has kids. Looking like an above average 45 when you're 31 still feels like it might be a little a little bittersweet.
maybe she doesnt, her body looks too perfect
I noticed white woman get wrinkles on their chest. What the frick is up with that
sun damage
The main trick to keep looking young as you age is to stay out of the sun. She failed at that.
Look at old people's upper legs, they often look like they keep be attached to someone much younger. Their face skin could have looked the same if they had worn pants on their heads.
This is the face of a woman who's been burning her skin under the cancerous rays of the Sun.
Remember kids - don't smile all the time or get suntans.
I'm 33 and I don't look this old and I'm out in the sun every summer. Just don't have garbage north European genetics and you'll be fine.
Just look at those milkers.
Buy sun lotion from one of the nordic countries. They usually don't have all the toxic chemicals. Just check the ingredients.
And drink lots of water.
latina genes
Young blood injections
Jessica you a ho. Stupid ho. Should've saved yourself for me. Ho.
Explain
>Be a literal 10/10
>take care of yourself
>don't go insane with plastic surgery
Good for her to be "honest"
Shame about the herpes
i used to find her hot but then she said she was awkward as a kid
Man, I remember everyone going crazy for her in 2005 because of Sin City. Good times.
>sin city
It took you til she was in Sin City to be an Alba appreciator? I fapped so hard to her in her Idle Hands and her horrible show Dark Angel
She was one tough broad in P.U.N.K.S.
whoa! she's really serving c**t here
I could never watch this movie. The atmosphere of it always put me to sleep. I saw Fantastic Four though and she was hot in that one.
Looking at her IMBD she's had consistent work but has never been in anything truly great.
Goyim foreskin cream and baby blood transfusions. The funniest part is that she's irrelevant in spite o
she's lying about her age
also uva does deep damage that only shows up years down the line, so if you guys aren't wearing sunscreen you're fricked lol
Maybe you're an exception but most anglos just turn bright red.
I don't think you understand how shitty white women treat their own bodies
wall status: defeated
Someone post the Harry Potter hags
Sunlight damages the collagen in your skin, which is responsible for making you appearing youthful.
black don't crack init
Moisturises daily with my semen.
the truth is out
>access to high quality food/diet
>several coaches
>sport plans and the time to do sports/yoga/medtiation
>surgery
>highly skilled dentists
>highly skilled dermatologists
>succesful life
>tons of finacial security
Just look up Tom Cruise before he became a succesful actor.
Was he ugly before that?
Brad Pitt should've taken her
she will always have that baby face
It’s never talked about but if you get Botox in your early 20’s it pays huge dividends into your 30’s and 40’s.
It goes beyond getting rid of wrinkles, the wrinkles never happen in the first place.
I'd rather have lines than a soulless dead-eyed smile
Sexiest men alive at the age of 59
idk if what you say is true, but even if it were true , people who think of doing that in their early 20s are much more likely to be neurotic and messed up.
one of my exes had botox done some time before I met her at age 22 and she was hot but she was a wreck
Diet and exercise. That’s literally it.
Sleep > everything else
rich and not having to work a single day of your life helps
>does a couple of movies
>leaves hollywood to start a business and become filthy rich
>keep soul
Jessica Alba in Dark Angel made me flower for the first time
1. Botox
2. Makeup
3. Filters
Welcome to the future.
Overrated
not a single day of honest work