It's amazing the amount of people that dies due nurses and doctors. My mom told me that one of her coworkers accidentally killed a child by putting the wrong medication.
Nurse union rule is that they can't snitch on each other when that happens so is nearly impossible to sue succesfully
Yup. Got bad test results due to a nurse frickup that said I had HIV. Got put on a register, embarrassed in front of my primary, had to tell my family/friends/exes/employer(I worked in healthcare myself at the time, so that was had unpleasant consequences), and spent a shit ton of money on follow up tests. But can't sue over an "oopsie"...
It's amazing the amount of people that dies due nurses and doctors. My mom told me that one of her coworkers accidentally killed a child by putting the wrong medication.
Nurse union rule is that they can't snitch on each other when that happens so is nearly impossible to sue succesfully
i heard women tend to shit themselves when going into natural labor so tbat baby is getting shat on in that position, then again a gay drew this so scat must be in his fetish list
Nature's a b***h. Placental birth is actually a horrible and disturbing mutation. Syncytin, an important protein for placental development, is actually a virus gene that our ancestors inherited some 170 million years ago through freak infection. Either that or God is a disgusting freak.
There's a rumour that king louis XIV was the one that popularized women giving birth lying down on their backs because he had a birthing fetish and liked to watch women doing it in that position specifically
No idea if it's true but radical feminists and their orbiters don't really fact check anything before claiming it as the truth
I'm an obstetrician. Although giving birth on all fours isn't standard practice, it's not uncommon. We often reccomend this method to patients with lumbago, since it helps relieve a bit of the back pressure during delivery. The position also helps reduce the delivery time, thanks to gravity doing a chunk of the work.
It doesn't matter how often you try to point this out, they'll continue to use this to shitpost because 90% of the people who post here are angry virgins who know nothing about the birthing process and just want ammo for their anger.
Actually, I'm one of the few people who doesn't give a damn about the butt baby panel specifically, I just find it kind of surreal they wasted an entire comic issue to NOT have Nightcrawler beating the shit out of a supervillain but instead to focus on Mystique and Destiny's shitty backstories for the sole purpose of retconning out a shitty retcon to Nightcrawler's parentage specifically to make Claremont's futanari fetish canon instead. Imagine actually paying for this kind of comic in the modern day century, instead of just going online to read a fapfic like a normal human being.
Comics haven't been about cool and interesting adventures with action and fighting to save the world for years now.
Instead you'll get several reboots for books with a hero no one gives a shit about that no one asked for because the original run for that book didn't sell well, useless retcons that are either absolutely dogshit slop that no one will care about and probably get retconned again in a year, gayslop that's soap opera tier drama that isn't even better then the worst fanfics on AO3, and worthless ass shit no one wants to read because it's either boring, pointless, doesn't look good and isn't worth wasting a cent on. There's a reason indie comics and manga have been beating the shit out of comics from big name publishers in the west.
>Comics haven't been about cool and interesting adventures with action and fighting to save the world for years now.
homie just stop reading the big 2
holy shit the moronation i have to read
I stopped reading comics years ago after all the characters from the big 2 became boring slop and now I don't touch anything from publishers that aren't indie and manga. I'm not interested in gayslop.
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Anonymous
yeah I believe you, perfectly normal to keep tabs on them everyday for no apparent reason.
>Today I learned that Cinemaphile doesn’t understand the first thing about the female anatomy or how childbirth, like sex, can happen in various different positions instead of just laying on your back.
>didn't notice she's kneeling and the doctor's hands don't even reach her back
4 months ago
Anonymous
I don't. I get recommended youtube videos by people who still read this shit because I want to know if by some miracle something good happens.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Yet you find it your duty to come in slop threads to express how much you don’t care
Kek, fair. Though in my defense, I'm not a degenerate. Just desperate to talk about comics (people in my field don't really real them, and I have trouble interacting with people outside of a professional setting).
Doctors say some weird shit. I was waiting to be put under and the anesthesiologist asked what I did for a living, when I said computer programmer he said I was probably the smartest person in the room which included the doctor who was going to shove wires in my heart.
>The position also helps reduce the delivery time, thanks to gravity doing a chunk of the work.
they why don't women give birth standing up? super shoot that kid out the warp pipe, ya know?
Because that's a terrible strain on the muscles and wouldn't actually be a straight shot. The closest you'll get to that is squatting birth, where the woman gets down slav style, using a rope or some kind of ledge for support. It's one of the oldest methods used.
>Today I learned that Cinemaphile doesn’t understand the first thing about the female anatomy or how childbirth, like sex, can happen in various different positions instead of just laying on your back.
I’m still confused on whether this issue was supposed to make Mystique sympathetic? Because it didn’t, in fact it made her and Destiny even less sympathetic than they usually are.
>in this panel, draw a woman giving birth >a...what? >a woman, you know when going into labor, they open their legs and... >ew ew ew ew stop, don't mention the v-word, it's disgusting! also trans women can also give birth if you didn't know >...just draw her giving birth
also is that her thigh next to her left hand? that means she is still wearing her pants on, how is the baby coming out?
American big two comics don’t work that way, it was the writer’s idea to have the lesbian couple get pregnant and probably specified destiny giving birth on all fours in a “natural” birth position to show how progressive and new age Destiny and Mystique are; that they aren’t using traditional , patriarchal birthing positions.
>that means she is still wearing her pants on
shouldn't she be taking them off? pants are already restricting her position which is highly inconvenient to do so when you're suppose to dilate to get the baby out
>that means she is still wearing her pants on
shouldn't she be taking them off? pants are already restricting her position which is highly inconvenient to do so when you're suppose to dilate to get the baby out
I thought the thread was about Kurts new origin story being entirely rewritten for some brownie points and to whitewash mystiqu and blind prostitute as dindu nothing do gooders who never did anything wrong in their lifes and are actually good parents.
>This is actually the natural position to give birth that used to be standard for thousands of years.
True >The one normalized in today's society was literally made up and popularized by inbred british royal because he had a fetish.
false
>Blow it out your ass
poop baby
It's cute when women have ass babies. There need to be more comics about women gestating babies from their intestines and not just hentai.
That's were black babies come from
>GUYS RACISM SO FUNNY
Maybe you should find your father instead posting here
I found him when I was born.
Unironically yes
My sister is a OB nurse and she accidentally dropped a baby in a dirty bedpan once.
It's amazing the amount of people that dies due nurses and doctors. My mom told me that one of her coworkers accidentally killed a child by putting the wrong medication.
Nurse union rule is that they can't snitch on each other when that happens so is nearly impossible to sue succesfully
Yup. Got bad test results due to a nurse frickup that said I had HIV. Got put on a register, embarrassed in front of my primary, had to tell my family/friends/exes/employer(I worked in healthcare myself at the time, so that was had unpleasant consequences), and spent a shit ton of money on follow up tests. But can't sue over an "oopsie"...
Welp just more reasons to hate Ratchet.
There's a study that says that female bullies tend to choose nursing as career
also, what the frick is this
The psycho b***h in my school is a psychiatrist now.
There's a reason HR is full of women
i heard women tend to shit themselves when going into natural labor so tbat baby is getting shat on in that position, then again a gay drew this so scat must be in his fetish list
> a gay drew this
The gay is the writer, anon, artists just have to draw what they dictate
Nature's a b***h. Placental birth is actually a horrible and disturbing mutation. Syncytin, an important protein for placental development, is actually a virus gene that our ancestors inherited some 170 million years ago through freak infection. Either that or God is a disgusting freak.
That's what you get for peddling apples on behalf of Satan.
Did all other placental mammals screw over Adam too? Is that why the kangaroo and platypus got off scot free?
The kangaroo probably hopped Eden's wall before the Fall. No idea about the platypus.
>Cinemaphile now whines about women giving birth
Not surprising when you think about it.
X-men autism
Like usual
https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=can+women+give+birth+on+all+fours
There's a rumour that king louis XIV was the one that popularized women giving birth lying down on their backs because he had a birthing fetish and liked to watch women doing it in that position specifically
No idea if it's true but radical feminists and their orbiters don't really fact check anything before claiming it as the truth
Based King Louis
What a load of crap
>Now draw her giving bir-
I'm an obstetrician. Although giving birth on all fours isn't standard practice, it's not uncommon. We often reccomend this method to patients with lumbago, since it helps relieve a bit of the back pressure during delivery. The position also helps reduce the delivery time, thanks to gravity doing a chunk of the work.
It doesn't matter how often you try to point this out, they'll continue to use this to shitpost because 90% of the people who post here are angry virgins who know nothing about the birthing process and just want ammo for their anger.
Actually, I'm one of the few people who doesn't give a damn about the butt baby panel specifically, I just find it kind of surreal they wasted an entire comic issue to NOT have Nightcrawler beating the shit out of a supervillain but instead to focus on Mystique and Destiny's shitty backstories for the sole purpose of retconning out a shitty retcon to Nightcrawler's parentage specifically to make Claremont's futanari fetish canon instead. Imagine actually paying for this kind of comic in the modern day century, instead of just going online to read a fapfic like a normal human being.
Comics haven't been about cool and interesting adventures with action and fighting to save the world for years now.
Instead you'll get several reboots for books with a hero no one gives a shit about that no one asked for because the original run for that book didn't sell well, useless retcons that are either absolutely dogshit slop that no one will care about and probably get retconned again in a year, gayslop that's soap opera tier drama that isn't even better then the worst fanfics on AO3, and worthless ass shit no one wants to read because it's either boring, pointless, doesn't look good and isn't worth wasting a cent on. There's a reason indie comics and manga have been beating the shit out of comics from big name publishers in the west.
>Comics haven't been about cool and interesting adventures with action and fighting to save the world for years now.
homie just stop reading the big 2
holy shit the moronation i have to read
I stopped reading comics years ago after all the characters from the big 2 became boring slop and now I don't touch anything from publishers that aren't indie and manga. I'm not interested in gayslop.
yeah I believe you, perfectly normal to keep tabs on them everyday for no apparent reason.
>didn't notice she's kneeling and the doctor's hands don't even reach her back
I don't. I get recommended youtube videos by people who still read this shit because I want to know if by some miracle something good happens.
Yet you find it your duty to come in slop threads to express how much you don’t care
Most indies suck too or have terrible publishing schedules and I just fall off. What are some good indies running now?
can you rewrite this without sounding mad? Thank you
>I find it surreal that there was a one-shot dedicated to establish a revised origin story for a character because abooo bloo bloo bloo
So you were in special ed class, huh?
No, but I'm pretty sure you were considering how strong your adhd is
>So you were in special ed class, huh?
i can smell the salt in your post
I think if I learned my doctor frequented Cinemaphile, I would want a new doctor.
Kek, fair. Though in my defense, I'm not a degenerate. Just desperate to talk about comics (people in my field don't really real them, and I have trouble interacting with people outside of a professional setting).
Doctors say some weird shit. I was waiting to be put under and the anesthesiologist asked what I did for a living, when I said computer programmer he said I was probably the smartest person in the room which included the doctor who was going to shove wires in my heart.
>The position also helps reduce the delivery time, thanks to gravity doing a chunk of the work.
they why don't women give birth standing up? super shoot that kid out the warp pipe, ya know?
Because that's a terrible strain on the muscles and wouldn't actually be a straight shot. The closest you'll get to that is squatting birth, where the woman gets down slav style, using a rope or some kind of ledge for support. It's one of the oldest methods used.
why don't people use squatting birth more often then?
Oh my God you people actually think there’s something wrong with that position? That’s hilarious
Nah this is just my first time seeing it and because I'm not use to it it looks silly
Western comics have been literal trash for years now. Water is wet. Comics in the west should just die.
https://www.google.com/search?q=kneeling+birth&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari
she has ant ass like this
that's good though
*neuron activation
LOCKED AND LOADED
Modern troon writers believe men can become women and women can become men just by saying it. They also believe babies are birthed out of the ass.
She has a spinal injury circa de 20th vertebrae
Geez how would you like that fricking art assignment
>I did worse for furries to get through college, so yeah, boss, won't be a problem.
>Today I learned that Cinemaphile doesn’t understand the first thing about the female anatomy or how childbirth, like sex, can happen in various different positions instead of just laying on your back.
>he thinks the problem is the birthing position, and not the doctor's hands going into her massive buttocks
Mutants give birth from the butt. Ask any scientist.
>I can make you whole
Frick you and frick your mutants
I’m still confused on whether this issue was supposed to make Mystique sympathetic? Because it didn’t, in fact it made her and Destiny even less sympathetic than they usually are.
that position is kinda hot I'd like a woman to get on all fours as I pet her like a dog or cat
She’s taking a giant shit.
Does the artist know how babies are born?
some troony will tell you to google it, but it still looks moronic
>It doesn't matter that Cinemaphile is full of morons who get worked up over nothing EVERYONE I DON'T LIKE IS A troony
>in this panel, draw a woman giving birth
>a...what?
>a woman, you know when going into labor, they open their legs and...
>ew ew ew ew stop, don't mention the v-word, it's disgusting! also trans women can also give birth if you didn't know
>...just draw her giving birth
also is that her thigh next to her left hand? that means she is still wearing her pants on, how is the baby coming out?
American big two comics don’t work that way, it was the writer’s idea to have the lesbian couple get pregnant and probably specified destiny giving birth on all fours in a “natural” birth position to show how progressive and new age Destiny and Mystique are; that they aren’t using traditional , patriarchal birthing positions.
>that means she is still wearing her pants on
shouldn't she be taking them off? pants are already restricting her position which is highly inconvenient to do so when you're suppose to dilate to get the baby out
The frick has trans people having to do with this?
uh oh, transhobe alert.
touch grass and have sex, chud
>pants
She's in a dressing gown.
I thought the thread was about Kurts new origin story being entirely rewritten for some brownie points and to whitewash mystiqu and blind prostitute as dindu nothing do gooders who never did anything wrong in their lifes and are actually good parents.
>This is actually the natural position to give birth that used to be standard for thousands of years.
True
>The one normalized in today's society was literally made up and popularized by inbred british royal because he had a fetish.
false
No it's not, that would be the squat or on your side. She's doing neither.