Explain Interstellar to me at a grade seven level.

Explain Interstellar to me at a grade seven level.

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Interstellar" is a space adventure movie that's a bit like a very complicated puzzle. Imagine you live on a farm in the future, but Earth is getting sicker. Crops won't grow well, and huge dust storms cover everything. That's where our hero, a pilot named Cooper, lives with his two kids.

    One day, Cooper finds a secret NASA base. The people there tell him that Earth is in big trouble, and they need to find a new home for humans among the stars. They've found a wormhole near Saturn—a kind of space tunnel that can take you to far-off parts of the universe super fast. Cooper is asked to fly a spaceship through this wormhole to explore new planets that might be good for us to live on.

    Cooper says yes because he wants to save his children and everyone on Earth. So, he and a team of other astronauts go on an incredible journey through the wormhole. They visit strange and amazing planets, but they have to face lots of dangers, like giant waves and frozen clouds.

    The movie also talks about some brain-bending ideas like black holes, which are like space vacuums that suck in everything, even light. And there's this thing called "time dilation." This means time can go slower or faster depending on how close you are to a black hole. DJ Jazzy Jeff. So, while Cooper and his team are on their mission, years and years are passing by on Earth.

    The movie has a lot of heart, too, because Cooper's daughter, Murph, grows up while he's away, and she's trying to solve a big science problem back on Earth that could save everyone.

    In the end, "Interstellar" is about the power of love across time and space, the mysteries of the universe, and the hope of finding a new home among the stars to save humanity. It's like a mix of a wild space trip and a touching story about a father and his daughter.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DJ Jazzy Jeff
      Based ChatGPT algorithmic error

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek just put that in there to see if anyone would notice

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Has anything actually interesting ever come from that fricktard AI? Watch, liberals are going to start a civil rights movement over these stupid programs and make all of us worship them like they're Black folk.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now explain Tenet

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not a single fricking mention about future humans and their involvement in current humanity's salvation
      You didn't understand the movie, like most midwits here

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love somehow is most powerful force in the whole universe

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Climate change make earth soil not grow so good no more so NASA goes on a wild goose chase looking for better planets after a mysterious portal appeared. The portal leads to a black hole system with some planets and Cooper is all like Come on Tars until he falls into the black hole and becomes the ghost in his daughters bookshelf that helps her solve equations and whatever. At the end he comes out of the black hole but time was faster outside of it so his daughter is a dead boomer now

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cooper whispers at a barely audible level to his daughter
    Then something epic happens like a spaceship taking off. BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
    Repeat until the homosexual movie is over.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Scathing.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mackenzie Foy is in it

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love is the fourth dimension or something weird shit like that

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a four-dimensional bookshelf constructed by humans in the distant future.
      Was the entire black hole constructed by the future humans? Was their whole plan to have Matthew McConaughey fall into the black hole so that he could find the bookshelf to transmit his readings to his daughter so she could solve the math problem?
      What if Matthew McConaughey escaped the black hole with Anne Hathaway? Then the entire plan of the future humans would have failed.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >earth is becoming uninhabitable
    >a teleporter appears in space
    >they can't send everyone, so they send frozen fetuses along with a few astronauts through the teleporter so they can grow humans on a planet on the other side of the teleporter
    >the astronauts have some problems and eventually one of them lands with all the frozen fetuses on a planet
    >the other astronaut gets sucked into a time travel hole which lets him tell his daughter on earth how to make a giant space ship that can carry all of the remaining humans on earth to the new planet
    >he then leaves the time travel hole and the big space ship his daughter built picks him up
    >plot twist: the teleporter and time travel hole were made by humans in the far future

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The impossible can become possible if it's necessary.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    5D people are helping humans with a 4D device made for the protagonist so he can change his past to save the future of humanity.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >here’s that 19 year old physics student i was telling you about

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    what was the deal with this planet anyway? First time I watched I thought they had some kind of futuristic buoyant shoes that let them walk around on top of the ocean, but I guess it's actually just 2 feet deep?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >akshually saar ,it's that the gravitational pull of that giant black butthole is so much that all the quintons of water are in the waves

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You called it. It’s a planet covered in a shallow sea that the gravitational pull of the black whole causes to bulge constantly to one side.

      That’s a part of the movie the production reeeeeally dropped the ball on, and I’m not talking about the wave…
      The real reason for the time dilation in relation to earth wasn’t due to gravity but the velocity of the planet as it zipped around the black hole.
      I’ve never heard it spoken of here on this board, and it would do me good to know someone here took this information forward.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I watched the interview they says it's picrel but super exaggerated
      They were standing in the low tide

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fold strip of paper
    >poke pencil through it
    >love, simple as

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shit masked by the fact that "it's so realistic" even though the bit where he goes in the black hole is bullshit

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      But I liked the books…

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh frick it's based on books? I always thought that Nolan was just so up himself that he made it all up and figured he could strongarm everyone into thinking it was good

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lol no, I meant the bookcases / book stacks.
          Pure fantasy, but it had some cool physical underpinnings e.g. time as a dimension that if one would step outside of it into the fifth could be manipulated in such a fashion.

          The wormhole is another thing I thought was great, but it was also another miss that could have been given a more accurate, if albeit less impressive, take. The prevailing thought is that if you approach a wormhole you’d be transported near instantaneously into that space i.e. you’d approach the sphere-hole / hole-sphere, and the space you were moving towards would seem to unfold in front of you.

          There were a bunch of things that worked even when they didn’t work. I love that movie. It’s exciting, and that was the first representation of a black hole on film to ever reach that level of visual precision. I’ll always remember that theater experience, leaned waaay forward in the seat.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Corn is the only food earth has, and it won’t grow, so humanity is doomed.
    NASA are the only scientists earth have, so they do mission to find new home.
    Science fiction becomes speculative fantasy.
    Love is a fundamental force like time.
    The end.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anne hathahates huge schnoss and droopy mutant eyes with cried out frick me eyeliner

    Also a cool can opener robot

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The movie already did.

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love transcends time and space, religion bad, science good.

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's about how the promise of liberalism has fundamentally failed. Caine lied to everyone like a religious huckster claiming we'd be saved "the terrible lie" but in reality, we won't. The environment is toast and we're breeding out of control. The end result will be WW3 on steroids. The liberal establishment thought we'd make great discoveries but ended up with lost time and an empty planet (the barren water planet) and the face of reality is Matt Damon who says it's all survival of the fittest. Our end is a cold and bleak one and the only thing we can do is attempt to love and warm each other until our inevitable demise.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's about how the promise of liberalism has fundamentally failed.
      What?
      The warning to humanity was pretty explicit with regards to man working with an indifferent nature. Beyond that, it’s a murky stretch to say any more (unless Nolan has). The drops were burning. Ok, from what? Why?
      We know McCaunaRust didn’t like people, because of the peopling, but if anything the film points more towards peoples over-success as a species and inability to work together as the problem i.e. the natural tendency to breed to the maximum limits possible (depleting resources) and the tendency to devolve towards backwards, insulary thinking at every turn. Looking to the dirt instead of the stars (myopia). Pretending the moon-landing wasn’t real for the sake of nationalistic unity (willful historical blindness). In other words, he’s bashing fascism, not liberalism. Bashing the tendency towards following the program like a good little worker ant, toiling the soul towards a nothing future. It was only when a ragtag gang of mixed genders and ethnicities worked together to pursue the stars eschewing the tendency to think only of me and mine and survival that hope was found. Let go of control, give in to love. Let go of convention, give in to possible.
      This isn’t singing the praises of conservatism, anon.

      >Our end is a cold and bleak one and the only thing we can do is attempt to love and warm each other until our inevitable demise.
      Things are always this way regardless of circumstance. Act accordingly.

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Under m-theory only gravity can effect another universe beyond our dimension
    The movie bends this a bit by saying alternate reality is a slice across time

    It also says higher dimension humans in the future dont live like us, they see time as a single whole. they needed cooper to point identify a particular point in time and place to send the message across

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, the gays who sperg about the love ending are also the types who frequently misnomer solar systems as "galaxies"

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a shit sci fi movie for people who don't liek sci fi. It's all about cheesy drama/sentimentalism and muh motions that goes nowhere, hijacking the sci fi premise.
    And it's written and structured like shit.
    Bad movie
    As friend said: "but it't not a sci fi movie, it's love story between father and daughter"
    Bad movie

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