>11 minutes of game action
There are 4 quarters per game, each comprised of 15 minutes of play time, so every single football game is going to have about 60 minutes of "game action" no matter what. Therefore, this chart is bullshit.
No it doesn't and this logical will only work on Eurogays who don't know the rules of handegg.
When do you think the time continues after a dead play? Be specific to show you aren't an ignorant frick.
The clock can only be stopped by timeouts, penalties, or injuries. t. former D2 offensive lineman. >but incomplete passes!
You don't even know what those are.
3 months ago
Anonymous
That's great anon incorrect because running the fricking ball out of bounds is something worth mentioning, but I also don't think you are same anon who posted
after a play ends most of the time the clock continues to wind down before the next play starts which usually takes around 30 seconds.
There’s something specifically about Super Bowl commercials that really rub me the wrong way more than regular ads. They are always so overproduced and the entire draw of them is always “hey here’s this old media or person you remember from 20 years ago when you were still happy eating Doritos while they ride a cgi laser shooting shark” like why the frick am I gonna buy a bag a chips just because I like Breaking Bad and you’re showing Bryan Cranston eating them
They will defend their slop to death, there's even a thread about their favorite ads shown right now, truly satanic, a peak golem moment
Yeah, they do seem more manufactured and manipulative than usual.
I guess it makes sense.
I'm convinced commercials don't actually bring any business to these mega corporations. It's just a humiliation ritual for the dumb cattle of society. Car insurance companies making so much money scamming people they can afford a billion dollar marketing budget? It's just humiliation while propping up who the israelites want next. Pete Davison is great example. Guys face looks like a turd yet he's making millions of dollars? Why because his handlers paid for a marketing agency to prop him up.
yeah, no shit. you are on the internet which was invented and is owned by America and you are using a computer which was invented by America and are speaking english which was invented by America. we aren't speaking some subhuman language like german or african
>american website >american tech allows you to browse your thirdie ass >high chance theres an american army base in your shitty country
what are you gonna do seething eurotrash/shitskin?
I never gave a shit about NFL or Swift's mediocre music but I've reached the age where seeing other people happy in relationships fills me with jealousy and dread.
Love this guy, only Chief player I can stomach. Also Malames and he wigger should thank him for the ravens game with that strip at the one, God bless him
I’m super confused about this whole thing, is this fat old guy the coach and his own player is yelling and pushing him? Why is he letting him do this to him in front of millions of people on tv when he deserves to be benched as punishment?
Because the player is a huge celebrity now because he has a podcast and is "dating" Taylor Swift. The coach would have been eviscerated by twitter trannies and the media for benching him.
andy reid has no balls not benching him after this, but andy reid is a shit coach that was only known for gimmick plays until he realized how is the game is with a 6'6 te and someone that can throw decently. brady and mahomes will never be goat with how silly offense is these days
>NOBODY CARES IF YOU ACT LIKE AN butthole, ANDY. YOU’RE AN NFL COACH. BUT IF I, LIKE, LEAVE THE TOILET SEAT UP, THE NEXT DAY THE NUMBER ONE SONG IN THE GODDAMNED WORLD IS “OH APPARENTLY TOILET SEATS ARE MYSTERIOUS.” DO YOU KNOW HOW PARANOID THAT MAKES ME?
Just Google "inappropriate Trump tweets", ya goon. You'll see there's quite a difference between this one Biden tweet and Trump's neverending stream of crass and ridiculous bullshit.
There isn't. You actually are being hypocritical. This wipes away any of your pissy whining about tweets being "unpresidential" over Trump's term because this Biden press team's one really, really is.
Like that one where KJP tweeted something about the re-election campaign with his official account and then deleted it and posted it to hers. I didn't save it but that rickety dotard isn't running anything for sure.
It's a reference to the MAGA conspiracy that had been recently ongoing that the Chiefs would win the Super Bowl because of the guy on that team dating Taylor Swift so she could then come out and endorse Joe Biden for reelection
>YES I KNOW I LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT BUT SHE SAID THE BEARD MAKES ME LOOK “CUTE” AND NOW I’M AFRAID TO SHAVE BECAUSE I DON’T WANT THERE TO BE A WISTFUL BUT DETERMINED SONG ABOUT HOW I RUINED EVERYTHING BY SHAVING DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THAT’S LIKE ANDY NOBODY’S WRITING A GODDAMNED SONG ABOUT YOU.
So why would Taylor swift endorse Biden after the super bowl
3 months ago
Anonymous
Because she liked Biden I guess, I think she endorsed him on Twitter earlier today
3 months ago
Anonymous
1. Did she?
2. Why does it matter. It's Taylor swift. Who besides teenage girls would care or pay attention. Misc is weird and pedophile by nature. They watch what teenage girls do and usually hate it online
3 months ago
Anonymous
>2. Why does it matter.
Celebrity influence. Taylor Swift is akin to God for 'Swifties'. They will vote for who she endorses. Yes, these people are over 18 and have the same voting rights and you or I.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>the NFL rigged the biggest sport match in America >not to launder billions through shady sports gambling >not to use mahomes as a brand ambassador allstar for promotions >but so fricking Taylor Swift can stand in front of everyone and say she's voting for Biden
3 months ago
Anonymous
None of those are mutually exclusive, Anon. You realize that, correct?
The tweet is a response to the nutty right-wing conspiracy that the game would be rigged in favor of the Chiefs because Taylor Swift would be endorcing Biden shortly thereafter.
The sad part is, these kinds of conspiracies aren't even fringe in Republicanland anymore.
You are literal cattle and I’m too tired and it’s too late to give a long response to why you’re a fricking moron
It’s pointless with you lot anyway. Hopeless sack of waste you are
Lajarious sneed would be so disappointed in you
He was more or less screaming at him "it ain't fricking we love you let's go let's go!" To be near exact. Another player fumbled a ball and Reid got all dejected then the announcers took it wrong. This happens ever game with players all the time hyping each other up all the time. Reid and kelce are good friends off the field and travis takes pay cuts to stay in KC. The owners take care of him with advertising friends. Travis will probably go into political office or start up an empire.
So how long until Tay dumps him?
I'd say 2 months to half a year max.
I think she's a bad lay or there's something wrong with her sexually. She seems to cycle boyfriends fast so they likely reach some intimacy threshold and she pulls back immediately and it's over.
She looks kinda gangly and manish ngl, maybe she has a really large clit so it's offputting to normal dudes she tries to bed.
She’s been with so many guys at this point, how is she even considered a trophy get by other male celebs? Like it’s been a meme for years that Taylor gets with guys and then cycles on to the next one but not before writing a song about their breakup. When you date Swift you’re signing on to a contract that states that in a year or less you’re gonna be burned at the cross by Swift and all her fans. Plus she’s had a bunch of dicks in her so she’s probably all gross and stinky down there and expects someone good at sex. What’s the appeal?
idk to me she just emanates asexuality. not sure why but it's the way she carries herself and also how she cycles through dudes. bet you anything she doesn't put out and makes the entire "courtship" phase go on for way too long and the guys just eventually tap out
bizarre. I find her so sexless. Everything about her outfits, her makeup, her stories of the sexual history etc. It all seems hollow, like what a kid would think a sexy woman is like, without a single molecule of actual lust.
maybe she really is lesbian and is just going through this for the PR, but you'd think she'd just come clean since she can pretty much do whatever she wants now, she has enough money and clout
>It all seems hollow, like what a kid would think a sexy woman is like
Taylor Swift is like a gay man trying to come up with what he thinks straight men are attracted to. On the surface she seems like she should be a bombshell but she just isn't.
>Plus she’s had a bunch of dicks in her so she’s probably all gross and stinky down there
Lmao, that's not how it works >and expects someone good at sex
That makes you worried?
Haha these kind of guys who get powered up by their anger are the ones who hunt down and kill their kids when the wife escapes with them. good luck tayla!
Am I supposed to know what this post means? If such and such, 'it's performative'. What the frick is that supposed to say? Do you even know what it means?
Andy Reid is now one of the winningest head coaches in the history of american football
When I was in HS he was almost a laughingstock in the NFL, he was a HC, but it always felt like we were one late game meltdown from that not being a thing anymore
Why?
Clock management, specifically in the 2 minute offense
Spoiled little b***h highschool jock sells his soul to the devil to promote gene therapy and the god awful car insurance indsustry that spends hundreds of millions 'marketing' after scamming the frick out of people
Yeah but Reid looks like a beta and now the example has been set for future football players to push their coaches around since this guy didn’t stand up for himself
>WHO THE FRICK LET SNEED INTO TAYLOR'S BEDROOM?
>she is not a man!
>YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED!?
>I CARRIED AN M16
>SAY DIABEETUS WILFORD
>I WILL NEVER HAS MANY TOUCHDOWNS AS GRONKOWSKI
Would be RL Kino if they lost after this.
The media will say Taylor Swift's team lost.
This place really is full of americans, how disappointing
What did you expect? Belgians?
He expects to catch some idiots with his bait
They will defend their slop to death, there's even a thread about their favorite ads shown right now, truly satanic, a peak golem moment
>favorite
>superbowl ads
They're all notoriously poz.
>11 minutes of game action
There are 4 quarters per game, each comprised of 15 minutes of play time, so every single football game is going to have about 60 minutes of "game action" no matter what. Therefore, this chart is bullshit.
after a play ends most of the time the clock continues to wind down before the next play starts which usually takes around 30 seconds.
No it doesn't and this logical will only work on Eurogays who don't know the rules of handegg.
When do you think the time continues after a dead play? Be specific to show you aren't an ignorant frick.
The clock can only be stopped by timeouts, penalties, or injuries. t. former D2 offensive lineman.
>but incomplete passes!
You don't even know what those are.
That's great anon incorrect because running the fricking ball out of bounds is something worth mentioning, but I also don't think you are same anon who posted
>commericals
sounds legit
There’s something specifically about Super Bowl commercials that really rub me the wrong way more than regular ads. They are always so overproduced and the entire draw of them is always “hey here’s this old media or person you remember from 20 years ago when you were still happy eating Doritos while they ride a cgi laser shooting shark” like why the frick am I gonna buy a bag a chips just because I like Breaking Bad and you’re showing Bryan Cranston eating them
Yeah, they do seem more manufactured and manipulative than usual.
I guess it makes sense.
I'm convinced commercials don't actually bring any business to these mega corporations. It's just a humiliation ritual for the dumb cattle of society. Car insurance companies making so much money scamming people they can afford a billion dollar marketing budget? It's just humiliation while propping up who the israelites want next. Pete Davison is great example. Guys face looks like a turd yet he's making millions of dollars? Why because his handlers paid for a marketing agency to prop him up.
American website, eurocuck.
Why can’t they make their own shitty forum?
They're like women, can't make anything of their own but love ruining other people's good time
Yea but not mostly, you can tell because the place sucks shit now, it was infinitely better when it was almost entirely American.
This is the hard truth to swallow. ESLs flooding this site ruined it
An American made website is full of Americans? Whoah.
I genuinely feel a twinge of pure anger every time I hear someone here mention they aren’t American. Pretty sure I have aspergers
Are you an Assburgers-American?
Im an American I hate Americans I have Asperger’s as well
You know what will make you twinge even harder. You don't speak American, you speak my language....
American
>american website is full of americans
Holy shit
>Americans on an American website
How could have possibly predicted this?
our website. our board. our thread. our Internet. why hasn't your country ever created anything of note? go frick yourself foreign piece of shit
so thats why theres so many gays and trannies
Here for the goat train you're going to run with Mohammad, Mohammad?
whiter than you jamalrius
No chance, goatfricker.
American website, moron.
The thing that surprised me more is that most of them are on the East Coast. It's hard to find other West Coast bros.
>BOO HAHAHAHAHAA
Valid point. I thought this place was half indians.
It's an American website hosted in America moron. And yes, the US us the cultural center of the world. Cinemaphile might as well be an American board
It's a Japanese website where most of its users are from India and Brazil. The CEO and owner is Hiroyuki, a Japanese prodigy based in France.
yeah, no shit. you are on the internet which was invented and is owned by America and you are using a computer which was invented by America and are speaking english which was invented by America. we aren't speaking some subhuman language like german or african
No an english guy invented the internet and also americans speak english lol
>american website
>american tech allows you to browse your thirdie ass
>high chance theres an american army base in your shitty country
what are you gonna do seething eurotrash/shitskin?
>This place
you mean your mind? yes, rent free
All these seething ameripoors, holy shit lmao
Good job anon, really riled up those israelites
Welcome, newbie.
>Taylor will never frick me again if I lose
Needs a wojak/pepe edit.
POUND MY BUSSY
>I. HATE. CAPESHIT.
Why aren’t we winning REEEE!
SHE HAS A PENIS COACH
A PENOR
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
corn bread corn fed
>roidrage
this shit feels more scripted than WWE lol
>THERE ARE NO Black folk TO BLAME NOW, THIS IS ON YOU
STARK BUILT HIS SUIT IN A CAVE
WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS
Normie shutterbig moment bullsishit
Nothing real
Go back to high school
Trashy "sport"
>SHE WAS 47 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FRICK
waste of a whiteskin
Shes gonna leave him for Elon
What the frick is going on with her back.
Idk ai made it
Chink slop ai
Voldemort situation
Nah, Elon only goes for PBD prostitutes
me in the back
>"No!"
GENIUS SNEED
>IT WAS CHUCK'S FRICK AND SUCK!!!
I’ve been trying to explain this joke to my friends and family the whole game.
>he passes the ball to sneed
Did Romo say Sneed was a genius?
roid rage
Taylor gonna be sucking Sneed's wiener tonight.
Neverminf. Sneed fricked it up.
I never gave a shit about NFL or Swift's mediocre music but I've reached the age where seeing other people happy in relationships fills me with jealousy and dread.
Talk to a therapist homosexual. Frick outta here.
don't listen to
I stand with you
>super bowl in overtime
>Cinemaphile sticky can't get past 1000 posts
handegg is dead
>I HAVE RELATIONS WITH WOMEN AND SEX WITH MEN!
THEY SAY IT USED TO BE CALLED CHUCK'S, DONT YOU UNDERSTAND
>HE GETS AWAY FROM THE EDGE FROM SNEED
SNEED BROS WE BACK WE HELD THEM TO 3
Vaxxed?
is this dudes name really SNEED what the frick
Yes.
LMAO
What the frick?!
this can't be real
His official website.
https://ljsneed.com/pages/about
my fricking sides
>Chuck converted to Sneed
SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
Love this guy, only Chief player I can stomach. Also Malames and he wigger should thank him for the ravens game with that strip at the one, God bless him
hahahahaha
god is real
What is this reality
https://ljsneed.com/pages/about
>formerly chuck
You have got to be shitting me
someone reedit the wiki to include his real former name
Sneed bros represent!
Dude was betting heavy and the payout is not gonna be pretty
>NEIGHBOR! SAY NEIGHBOR!
FIRST DOWN
Those Nickelodeon style replays were certified kino tbh
Will need some webms of them
lmao what a trashy moronic wigger. Taylor isn’t really that bright either though.
I guess you dont need to be a philosopher just to play football
>YOU GODDAMN RIGHT I BUNDLE HOME & AUTO
>I AM THE FRICKING LIZARD KING, ANDY!
WE DID IT BABY
TON STARK WON THIS GAME IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!
It’s all scripted
>I'M RUNNING THIS MONKEY FARM NOW, FRANKENSTEIN!
BIDEN ENDORSMENT COMING
MAXIMUM REPUBLICAN SEETHE
Rent free
>It’s over
Hate this wigger vaxxie like you wouldn't believe. I'd have benched his ass.
I’m super confused about this whole thing, is this fat old guy the coach and his own player is yelling and pushing him? Why is he letting him do this to him in front of millions of people on tv when he deserves to be benched as punishment?
Because the player is a huge celebrity now because he has a podcast and is "dating" Taylor Swift. The coach would have been eviscerated by twitter trannies and the media for benching him.
I get that but you’re the one in charge so who cares who Twitter trannies think just btfo the moron and show him he can’t do that shit to his mentor
It's the coaches fault. The CIA tried to explain the agenda,
1. Travis wins the game TD.
2. Travis proposes to Taylor
3. Taylor endorses Biden.
But the fat boomer coach thought the CIA guys were Miami Insurance Salesmen and ignored them.
According to the play by play from the announcers, he'd just fricked up, knew he'd fricked up, and was practically begging to be kept in.
This opened the floodgates. I guarantee players will now start punching their coaches just for the reactions.
>WURLSTAR, ANDY! FINNA WILDIN' OUT ON YA!
andy reid has no balls not benching him after this, but andy reid is a shit coach that was only known for gimmick plays until he realized how is the game is with a 6'6 te and someone that can throw decently. brady and mahomes will never be goat with how silly offense is these days
A dynasty.
>FOOTBALL
Thanks spee
Bill Belichick would've benched him and lost the game to prove a point.
angery
I want him to breed my asian bussy 😀
TEMU WON BTW
Which team are we supporting, anons? Did we win?
The team Sneed is on
The White one. So neither.
rigged af
I listened to the "chuds" and bet on KC. The moral is... always listen to the "chuds."
/misc/ is literally always right
You’re literally a mentally moronic guy
/misc/ is a far left (governmemt worshipping) hellhole celebrating problems as if they're evidence of superiority for the witness and propogator.
You actually thought this ESL babble sounded deep
>MOM SAID ITS MY TURN ON THE XBOX
>NOBODY CARES IF YOU ACT LIKE AN butthole, ANDY. YOU’RE AN NFL COACH. BUT IF I, LIKE, LEAVE THE TOILET SEAT UP, THE NEXT DAY THE NUMBER ONE SONG IN THE GODDAMNED WORLD IS “OH APPARENTLY TOILET SEATS ARE MYSTERIOUS.” DO YOU KNOW HOW PARANOID THAT MAKES ME?
taylor beatdown inc
>it's real
>glowing eyes meme that went stale 7 years ago
i wish we had the economy from 7 years ago lol
>Nooooo, you always have to do what everyone else is doing at the exact same time!!!!crrriiiiiinge!!!111
go to sleep grandpa
Wild thing to post as Israel is committing a massacre right now
You are brown.
So is Israel and America so.
I am not, however, and I say israel deserves a nuke.
I gotta say, I'm loving the clown-world meltdown that the maga goons are having on social media right now.
The comments about the tweet being unbecoming of a president are particularly rich.
You guys throw a shit-fit every time Trump posts something on social media, so your post comes off ironic to me.
>we're not hypocritical, YOU are
Lol
Just Google "inappropriate Trump tweets", ya goon. You'll see there's quite a difference between this one Biden tweet and Trump's neverending stream of crass and ridiculous bullshit.
There isn't. You actually are being hypocritical. This wipes away any of your pissy whining about tweets being "unpresidential" over Trump's term because this Biden press team's one really, really is.
>'his' tweets
frickin' lmao
Like that one where KJP tweeted something about the re-election campaign with his official account and then deleted it and posted it to hers. I didn't save it but that rickety dotard isn't running anything for sure.
>Red YouTube clickbait laser eyes 100% unironically
It’s all so tiresome
What is this even in reference to? What did who draw up?
How is that an American problem that we should care about lol
It's a reference to the MAGA conspiracy that had been recently ongoing that the Chiefs would win the Super Bowl because of the guy on that team dating Taylor Swift so she could then come out and endorse Joe Biden for reelection
The difference is that Trump handles his own twitter account.
>so she could then come out and endorse Joe Biden for reelection
But we already know she's going to do that.
So did she do that? Is the game even over? I don’t watch football
That’s a pretty fricking dumb conspiracy.
They've gone dumber. They spent 2016 through 2020 convinced that Swift was an unironic /misc/lette.
Holy cringe batman
holy frick
>Mr. President, can you at least tweet about the Super Bowl yourself?
>…I do like that Joe Montana fella.
listen I don't like that decrepit zombie but if it were Trump you guys would 100% be lapping it up
Mimicing others peoples style to try and be cool is lame.
lol he's a moronic mumbling dementia patient his publicists did that
He ripped some Fox news pansy a new butthole the other night. Pretty good for a dementia old man. Keep losing chud.
His future wife has fricked like 30 different guys. You'd be pissed too.
>YES I KNOW I LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT BUT SHE SAID THE BEARD MAKES ME LOOK “CUTE” AND NOW I’M AFRAID TO SHAVE BECAUSE I DON’T WANT THERE TO BE A WISTFUL BUT DETERMINED SONG ABOUT HOW I RUINED EVERYTHING BY SHAVING DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THAT’S LIKE ANDY NOBODY’S WRITING A GODDAMNED SONG ABOUT YOU.
>PUT ME IN COACH
>I SAID PUT ME IN
>you're already in, Travis. we've been over this before
YOU DUMB b***h (Taylors version)
Attention seeking pedophiles waste people's time.
>Taylor made ze call
the fact that they won really shows that there is no justice in the world
>MY b***h HERE
>PASS ME THE BALL homie
>MY b***h OUT THERE
Easy 15K
I CANT SNEED
Guys it’s okay
>"I was telling him how much I love him"
lol funny if true
Who is this guy? Did he win or lose?
Travis Kelce, guy who dates Taylor Swift and is a player(quarterback?) on the Chiefs. They won
Anyone know if Swift shilled Biden after the game? Otherwise I don’t really understand that Biden tweet
.... Yeah.... Sure.... He's their... Quarterback
I didn’t look it up and I know nothing about football hence why I put it in parenthesis with a ? mark afterwards
So why would Taylor swift endorse Biden after the super bowl
Because she liked Biden I guess, I think she endorsed him on Twitter earlier today
1. Did she?
2. Why does it matter. It's Taylor swift. Who besides teenage girls would care or pay attention. Misc is weird and pedophile by nature. They watch what teenage girls do and usually hate it online
>2. Why does it matter.
Celebrity influence. Taylor Swift is akin to God for 'Swifties'. They will vote for who she endorses. Yes, these people are over 18 and have the same voting rights and you or I.
>the NFL rigged the biggest sport match in America
>not to launder billions through shady sports gambling
>not to use mahomes as a brand ambassador allstar for promotions
>but so fricking Taylor Swift can stand in front of everyone and say she's voting for Biden
None of those are mutually exclusive, Anon. You realize that, correct?
You guys are idiots
The tweet is a response to the nutty right-wing conspiracy that the game would be rigged in favor of the Chiefs because Taylor Swift would be endorcing Biden shortly thereafter.
The sad part is, these kinds of conspiracies aren't even fringe in Republicanland anymore.
The game was rigged because of Taylor but it had nothing to do with Biden.
What a moronic post
You are literal cattle and I’m too tired and it’s too late to give a long response to why you’re a fricking moron
It’s pointless with you lot anyway. Hopeless sack of waste you are
Lajarious sneed would be so disappointed in you
He was more or less screaming at him "it ain't fricking we love you let's go let's go!" To be near exact. Another player fumbled a ball and Reid got all dejected then the announcers took it wrong. This happens ever game with players all the time hyping each other up all the time. Reid and kelce are good friends off the field and travis takes pay cuts to stay in KC. The owners take care of him with advertising friends. Travis will probably go into political office or start up an empire.
>”it ain't fricking we love you let's go let's go!"
Did you forget a word or wtf am I reading
It ain't fricking over, we love you
TRAPS AREN'T GAY
>The Chad Wilford Brimley Who Will Go Down in History
>The Virgin Mediocre Handegg Player Who Will Be Forgotten in Five Years
>YOU ATE THE LAST CORNDOG, DIDNT YOU?
he's a piece of shit just like taylor and no amount of PR will ever make me forget it
Vax rage strikes again
So how long until Tay dumps him?
I'd say 2 months to half a year max.
I think she's a bad lay or there's something wrong with her sexually. She seems to cycle boyfriends fast so they likely reach some intimacy threshold and she pulls back immediately and it's over.
She looks kinda gangly and manish ngl, maybe she has a really large clit so it's offputting to normal dudes she tries to bed.
She’s been with so many guys at this point, how is she even considered a trophy get by other male celebs? Like it’s been a meme for years that Taylor gets with guys and then cycles on to the next one but not before writing a song about their breakup. When you date Swift you’re signing on to a contract that states that in a year or less you’re gonna be burned at the cross by Swift and all her fans. Plus she’s had a bunch of dicks in her so she’s probably all gross and stinky down there and expects someone good at sex. What’s the appeal?
idk to me she just emanates asexuality. not sure why but it's the way she carries herself and also how she cycles through dudes. bet you anything she doesn't put out and makes the entire "courtship" phase go on for way too long and the guys just eventually tap out
bizarre. I find her so sexless. Everything about her outfits, her makeup, her stories of the sexual history etc. It all seems hollow, like what a kid would think a sexy woman is like, without a single molecule of actual lust.
exactly
maybe she really is lesbian and is just going through this for the PR, but you'd think she'd just come clean since she can pretty much do whatever she wants now, she has enough money and clout
>It all seems hollow, like what a kid would think a sexy woman is like
Taylor Swift is like a gay man trying to come up with what he thinks straight men are attracted to. On the surface she seems like she should be a bombshell but she just isn't.
>Plus she’s had a bunch of dicks in her so she’s probably all gross and stinky down there
Lmao, that's not how it works
>and expects someone good at sex
That makes you worried?
Do americans ever get tired of politics?
You don't have to care about politics, but politics will always concern "you"
DATING TAYLOR SWIFT DOESN'T MAKE ME A HOMO!
Haha these kind of guys who get powered up by their anger are the ones who hunt down and kill their kids when the wife escapes with them. good luck tayla!
If Kelce isn't angry off camera, it's performative
Am I supposed to know what this post means? If such and such, 'it's performative'. What the frick is that supposed to say? Do you even know what it means?
Some homosexual is shouting at a fat guy
These gays literally always get lucky
Andy Reid is now one of the winningest head coaches in the history of american football
When I was in HS he was almost a laughingstock in the NFL, he was a HC, but it always felt like we were one late game meltdown from that not being a thing anymore
Why?
Clock management, specifically in the 2 minute offense
FOOTBALL
>WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS
Spoiled little b***h highschool jock sells his soul to the devil to promote gene therapy and the god awful car insurance indsustry that spends hundreds of millions 'marketing' after scamming the frick out of people
>Listen, first of all, they're called BIONICLES, so get that through your THICK SKULL
Egotrip, players only play for themselves.
Kelce has the brain of a turnip.
He's the new Gronk.
>THE CIA IS PAYING YOU AND THIS IS THE BEST YOU CAN DO!? DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND HOW IMPORTANT THIS OP IS?
>I WANT TO FRICK TAYLOR SWIFT AS A WINNER TONIGHT YOU WALRUS MOTHER FRICKER
>DO I LOOK LIKE PAT TILLMAN
so this is the kind of woman a top 1% male can get in the west
God I want a Taylor gf so fricking bad.
>pat hug
it's over
TayTay is a bit of an autist please understand.
so you want a used up cumdumpster instead of a woman who is still a virgin in her 30s
What’s going on here?
>implying KPop girls don't get dicked down by their producers and managers
asiatic posters should be killed
My mom said Travis Kelce looks like a wrestler when she first saw him.
Explain this image, Cinemaphile.
Genuinely wtf is happening here? Is Sneed jumping on some cameraman?
https://twitter.com/dom_lucre/status/1756894146478948484
Lmao Imagine Taylor getting mating pressed by Travis during his roid rage mode.
for me it's willie gay jr
>50 Shades of Gay
>>DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME INTO THE GOBLET??!!!!
He said calmly
So out of the 20+ wieners she's had why is this one so special to the Taylor Swift weirdos?
Yeah I can’t figure it out either, I can’t even remember who she dated before this guy
Swift's getting older and if she's going to get married and have kids it's going to have to be soon. Some folks are rooting for this guy.
She’s noticeably getting old now so he’s probably her last chance to get married before she becomes a wine aunt
Matty Healy
>Explain this image
Super Bowl LVIII Champions
>Kelce gayged out
>Reid held his cool and won the the game
Yeah but Reid looks like a beta and now the example has been set for future football players to push their coaches around since this guy didn’t stand up for himself
so did Taylor get her breasts out or what?
Nfl was lising audiences, interess.
They made a deal with taylor, thinking it will help them.
It wont, they, probably, will have a bump in interess now, but the downturn will continued.
YOU PROMISED ME THE HOUSE DADD
WHERE AM I GOING TO LIVE
I WASNT BORN FOR PODLIVING
>muh queefs
frick those spinderella kansas city homosexuals
Football is gay
>reggie motherfricking ledoux
Why cant we ever win Kendallbros
>IM THE ELDEST BOY
>L to the O THREE
>My bowl record O THREE and I'm playin
Frick man I couldnt really care less about that homie baby sneed I wanted not-Kendall Shanahan to win so bad
It is so over kendallbros
>Show forshadows the ending with visuals.
schizo
>62 -> 1 -> 0
hmm, what could it mean
SIXXTOOOOOOOOOOOOO