Explain this shit

Why is she cast in anything more serious than a CW show?
>ugly unless made to look as white as possible
>can’t act
>writers too scared to write her anything other than grumpy teen love interest girlboss
>only facial expressions are variations on grumpy
>expensive and has too much clout to have a less prominent role so her cartoon clown acting is in most scenes
>nobody believes her relationship with tom holland
>aged out of fanbase

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Same reason inflation is increasing daily.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers and zillenials like her, she sells tickets

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      When? She is just the love interest for people who do sell tickets

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Our food supply is poisoned and it's rotting peoples minds into thinking this is attractive. Same thing with Pugh

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    zoomettes love her. she's a draw. that's all that matters really

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yet another random thread of hispanics whining about Zendaya. She would be forgotten by now. This is literally rent free

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      At least the hispanics are based enough to call out this ugly nog faced b***h. Unlike your pasty soiboy ass who is scared of getting cancelled on twitter.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You’re a Hispanic, I want good movies and i’m sick of muds like you shitting then up

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are you monitoring it because you’re tom holland’s cuck dad?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hollywood producers consider her peak beauty.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You are wrong, OP! YOU ARE WRONG!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Literally her face every second scene. Daisy Ridley school of acting.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Zendaya is so fricking ugly. Looks more like a transvestite than the actual troony from euphoria.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bet she's got a grumpy puss too. In need of some BWC.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >puss
      hahaha
      >BWC
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She has a hairy fricking forehead

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Explain this shit instead: Why is this board fricking OBSESSED with her? And before you try:

    >B-but she is in everything!
    She's in Dune, the new Spiderman movies, Euphoria and... uh... what else?

    >B-but zoomers say she's 10/10!
    Literally nobody is saying that. Stop making up scenarios to get mad about.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >t. seething broccoli head

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hello zoom zoom

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      she personifies, both physical and spiritual, ugliness of modernity

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >big marvel franchise
      >biggest sci fi franchise in years
      >hottest zoomer tv
      >relentless pr bots on all apps and media

      Yet she’s worth none of it, why are you mad at high standards?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because I'm tired of seeing ugly freaks on screen. I don't care what shade of shit color she is, I do care that her ugly face is on my screen and pretending she's attractive

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nepo baby is the correct answer

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when this board used to love her? She was on that show with Bella Thorne. Of course you don't remember because you're all newbies and election tourists.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No one liked her then either you disingenuous homosexual. Most people were simping over Bella not this ugly goblina.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She’s even uglier then and looks like jaden smith, kys for lying

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    she apparently has a beyonce like fanbase. or so they tell us

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    YOU MUST RACEMIX YOURSELF INTO A MULLATO POPULATION WITH NO CULTURE OR HERITAGE

    IT MAKES YOU EASIER TO CONTROL

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    she had sex with all the producers while she was on shake it up

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Challengers clip of her talking to Mike Faist in the bedroom was giving Malcolm + Marie flashbacks.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Her nose looks straight out of wario ware.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would love to throw her in an oubliette and forget about her.

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