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i'm a nazi.
I'm a Nazi and I've watch it 5 times. Just because you hate Black folk doesn't mean you can't support Disney kino, homosexual
obese
b***h ugly AF no cap
I'm not a child
Only sensible answer.
Pic related
Because I'm not a fan of the original and I'm not a 12 year old girl
I don't care about it. But I also don't care that she's black. They should have made her a Bigfoot frick it.
It's a children's movie.
I'm over 18
I hate
>biggies
>chinkies
>trannies
>jannies
>troony jannies
>gypsies
>awkwardfina
>lazybones cgi
and you
just don't want to. simple as
They should've cast the actress from Escape Room or Barbarian.
Same reason I won’t be watching any new movies
Nice numbers
I hope they come back, they had the best torrents and delivered current kino into our hungry mouths.
Yify
Haven't cut my dick off yet
Seeing blacks causes depressive episodes in me
my therapist has advised that I stay away from them as a 'love me" gift
>777
>HELLOOOOOOOO
also not watch your gay movie (nothing against gay people, just your gay ass movie)
Didn’t know it was out
danielle should have been ariel
bugs can't swim either
nah that's way more believable if asains crawled out of the oceans last respectively.
She's not available to work in Hollywood dumbass
I wouldn't have watched it even if it wasn't trash because I'm not a little girl nor do I have a daughter.
I don't know if I could stand to hear Awkwafina's song with incredibly powerful theater speakers blasting it all around me.
I guess I could time it so that I took a bathroom break right at that moment.
Because of the scuttlebutt
I find the actress to be ugly.
I haven't seen the original, when I was a kid I needed space and robots and shit to stay interested in something.
Not much has changed.
She looks like she wants a bunch of disgusting fat nerds gang raping and creampieing her
IT'S A FRICKING MOVIE FOR LITTLE GIRLS
>IT'S A FRICKING MOVIE FOR LITTLE GIRLS
Then why is it's failure being blamed on white straight men?!?FACT!!!
I don't need any more fishy fun after replaying kingdom hearts 2 many times over
I hate Black folk
I can't afford to see a movie and if I could I wouldn't waste it on a movie with a nobody.
Hello, I just clicked this thread to say: Jannies can suck my big fat black clock
I'm a grown man. Also check'em
too sea creatura for my tastes
I don't watch goyslop
I'm not a child
I'm racist
The ocean is not a natural habitat for the North American Pavement Ape, that's why they can't swim.
black and ugly
You can't sell me on the idea of black people with hope in their eyes. Look at that image you posted: a girl looking up at the light as it shines in her eyes.
And that's all it is. A cheap evocative image laid flat by the actress's blank stare. Spiritless. Uninspired. She may as well be looking at a banana.
...and this is the BEST THEY CAN DO! EVERY DOLLAR! EVERY MOMENT OF HOLLYWOOD ACCOUNTING! LITERAL CHILDREN SERVED UP TO THESE PEOPLE AND THE FURTHEST THEY CAN ADVANCE BLACKS IS THIS!!! JOKE!!!!
I have to much contempt to watch anything like this. At this point, I'm just waiting for it all to fall down.
Not too fond of black people
op what did you do with her nose?
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https://www.wired.com/story/Cinemaphile-moderation-buffalo-shooting/
Atheists are brain-damaged confirmed.
What did Justin Ling mean by this?
>banned the user's account
journos making shit up about this place will never cease to entertain me
>users account
what that got to do with taking a shit on a terrible movie that no one likes
that's obviously fake given that wokeism is a religion
Disney remake fatigue
I'm.not black or gay. Sorryb
Jesus
That thing is missing the left lateral incisor. Literally sub-human.
chuds can't meme
shills cannot even deny how this movie flopped...
This might have been funny if the movie wasn't bombing harder than the US bombed Iraq
>little mermaid gays when it only loses Disney 100m
Lel
BWAAAA
Wow that's really funny. You really owned those chuds. Got anymore funny memes?
Wow so good. Any more that support the really cool Disney product The Little Mermaid?
Corporate shills can't meme
the tombstone should have said died of covid to piss off more people
oooh wtf is going on here? the sharp teeth are the same type. then there's frickin 3 in the middle?
Mixed race horrors beyond our comprehension.
she's just straight up chinese farm worker
it wasn't made for me. if i bought a ticket i might take away a good center seat from some lesser privileged black girl.
>Another Cali poster
Sometimes I think Cinemaphile is just all California talking to itself
>Black Ariel can't even swim
Pathetic
The film is bombing btw
>D A R K M E A T
Because I can watch the superior original and I don't subscribe to the modern propensity for watching films which openly wear their marketable awfulness on their sleeve just so I can be right about them sucking
oy...they even have a little Aryan baby doing the double seig at the bottom right. truly a different time.
I don't know about the one with the bowtie in the back, he's too dapper
He's either gay or a stripper or both
I refuse to support lazy live action remakes of animated classics. Disney no longer is capable of telling an original and compelling story and I’m not going to subsidize it.
Also because they closed the 2 best rides in Great Movie Ride and Splash Mountain.
I have never seen a disney film, why would I start with this
there's a Mermaid Show in Las Vegas, and it's free:
https://silvertoncasino.com/hotel/aquarium-mermaid-show/
Because it's a soulless cashgrab with racebait casting designed for outrage marketing to draw attention and guilt suckers into seeing it to own le chuds because the movie is garbage and can't stand on it's own like every other piece of shit polluted with identity politics while it's failure is being blamed on white straight men, who are not even the demographic that this movie is aimed at, because everything is now geared towards attacking us with NPC grade school level buzzword insults from women, blacks and israelites.
It's a movie for black little girls not me.
Went and watched Farador instead. It was a blast.
Because I'm an adult.
I don't go to theaters anymore and I don't have Disney+.
>If you only knew how bad things really were.
the Black person
I just had a leg shaking hip jerking orgasm after jerking off to the pic in OP. I love kweens
>chuds can't me-ACKKK!!!
wow... chuds can never create, only steal and corrupt
Chudsisters?! Our response?!
they're both humorous, but it's obvious that the chudjak charioteer was drawn first and the troon charioteer is typical leftist revision.
>
hey meme professor, what does this wojak painting represent?
/r/accidentalrenaissance
I don't care about it.
It looks crappy and the soundtrack i hear is atrocious and I don't think that girl is pretty enough to be cast as ariel. Simple as.
Because she's ugly. Why couldn't they get me an attractive black girl with perky teen milkers and red permed hair? They grow on trees in any major city.
>wow... chuds can never create, only steal and corr-ACKK!
I got the fatigue. You know the one.
I have severe Black fatigue and am currently actively avoiding any media with africans in it.
This one was an easy billion if they kept it all white and had a hot pale redhead as Ariel
I'm not 10? Why as an adult would you unironically go to see this movie?
Whites are aesthetically better looking and children's movies more than 90 minutes long are interminable.
any race is aesthetically better looking than Black folks.
I have a soul and some dignity.
because i dont like to watch movies made for children
I hate fish
They could've picked someone good looking instead
I genuinely think Ella is too tall to get roles. Tall actresses struggle to get roles in anything besides horror and capeshit.
she should get a role as the woman I impregnate repeatedly for the next 15 years.
Her agent should be hanged in a public square, every single project she's in flops, she's probably the best looking black actress right now and she has never been in anything decent, much less good.
pic unrelated
>They could've picked someone good looking instead
Hated by blacks for not being "black enough"
i do not care for coloreds
Because the mermaid is ugly as shit
They could have at least cast a pretty black woman
Big Dog don't frick with mermaid shit. b***h aint even got no pussy.
explain why you haven't eaten dog shit
the only way anyone here would watch it is if they had some dicky bait
I don't support pedos
I wouldn't have watched soulless remakes even if the actress was hot
I don’t watch movies
I don't care
trips checked
Ariel was my favorite princess and probably the second movie I have ever watched as a kid
They ruined my clam shell bra princess and had the gall to make her ass and breasts smaller
Daily reminder while this "movie" is pure dogshit and should never been seen, the 1989 version isn't any better. All of the Disney "Renaissance" "films" are nothing but globohomosexual trash. The only good Disney films are the one's Walt was involved with before he died, and not even those are all good (Lady and the Tramp, Jungle Book, 101 Dalmatians, etc.)
The only good Disney films are Snow White first and foremost, Pinocchio, Fantasia, Alice in Wonderland, and maybe the Sleepy Hallow short film.
Go ahead and try defending pozzed shit like The Lion King or Mulan.
They were good but many really ended in a way that made me want more conflict
Because this is a movie for little girls. Despite grown adult crying about it for YouTube clicks what man would go see this unless it’s on a date?
>yeah bro let’s go see the little mermaid remake
I dont enjoy goyslop
Child relatives don't care for it. I showed them the trailer. They love original Ariel so this is a big let down for them.
Also all the live action flicks are nostalgia bait. It's a cash grab from millennial who grew up watching Disney movies.
>Grown man fuming over movies made for kid :/
>Why don't you watch my pozzed slop chud ACK
i've never even watched the original
Hitler
Was
Right
I’m a 28 year old man
im not into selfharm
>watching little mermaid animated right now btw
She's ghoulishly, horrifically ugly. She's physically hard to look at like those horrid puppets in that one old Phil Collins video (Land of Confusion).
Aladdin remake sucked ass so I haven't watched anymore. Also race swapping because fricking Yanks have lost it.
It's a bad kids movie, and I'm a racist.
If you told me that Pixar wouldn't be able to come close to matching the former glory of quality after the release of Up in 2009, let alone lose their top spot of Western animation to a Japanese video game franchise, I honestly wouldn't believe you and would have bet my entire life's savings on it.
The level of decline is so unbelievable to me at times, it's only matched by Disney's incompetence at managing Star Was, to the point that JJ even admitted the higher ups just told them to make up the plot of the new trilogy as they went.
It's like Disney is run by complete inexperienced amateurs instead of professionals with decades of experience, with access to countless workers under their payroll and billions in assets and resources.
the issue is that the people higher up think that they're actually good at making things. They forget that they're supposed to be GOOD MANAGERS, rather than top down decision makers.
I'd rather be listening to Mareux and playing Diablo
Ariel is ugly, man.
she doesn't get naked
I find the 'Innsmouth look' a little disturbing.
Cause im not gonna be a grown ass male who goes into childrens movies alone
Apparently, according to RottonTomatoes and other media reporting outlets, I'm supposed to be a raging racist because of the skin color I was born with. So I guess I'm supposed to be super happy watching Black folk fail even with easy layups like this. Thanks, Disney, for showing me how to live my best life
I don't support white genocide
I was too busy watching Miles Morales get his bussy blown out by Gwen Stacy in Across The Spider-Verse. Great movie btw
Honestly cuz she’s ugly
I prefer spending money on fit birds like Megan fox
Because my cinema has a 'no touching yourself' policy.
She has nice tiddies though
>Ctrl+f swamp 0 results
wtf
>Remake
>Racist blackwashing of Arielle
>Looks awful
>I hate Disney and Twitter shills
Because it's not a movie, it's a racist statement.
I also don't watch/play stuff with ugly people in them
That's a man.
Animated movie is better
I hate black women who aren't sexy
>Covering up all that big black booty with a cgi fish tail and ridiculous old-timey dresses
Disney should be brought before the Hague for this
Im a racist
I see black people in white media
I quit said media
Simple as
Take yer swing.
No one cares you homosexual
Japanese little mermaid was 1000% better
Blacks can't swim
>musicals
I don't even care about the Mermaid being black or whatever, i just hate musicals in general.
I think one of the few musical films i tolerated and found entertaining was that Sweeney Todd movie with Johnny Depp
I always find it funny people like you are totally impartial to race until its something you actually care about then all of a sudden you sing a different tune
Why does her bra have scales?
I'm not a little girl. I don't have kids either.
I don't watch movies period, but in this particular case, its cause of Black person actress
Because 1) it's woke. 2) race swapping. 3) I hate Disney. 4) I'm not a kid or a girl.
>why didn't you see TLM?
Disney shills are now at the bargaining phase
havent had time. working on my application to art school
>REMEMBA MA SONG IN DA SWAAAAAAAH
I'm just now realizing that this implies she has more than one song in the movie
I think I'd rather get a cavity drilled than see this
Is her bra CGI? something seems weird about
Because she's sickeningly ugly, she got the face of a goldfish. Nice breasts though,
I don’t watch Disney or Marvel because they tanked my favorite Star Wars
This is the only Disney mermaid movie I'll ever need