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why did they bother making this
because it's a thing you recognize
would you watch a cyberpunk original film starring scarjo?
no, you wouldn't.
Do you really think Ghost in The Shell is more famous than Scarjo? Moreover, lots of people who do recognize it won't go see it because they know it's a butchered adaptation, whereas they would probably checked out an original cyberpunk movie. I don't believe it's a good business decision, just Hollywood execs being allergic to risk.
>Do you really think Ghost in The Shell
it's a recognizable ip
yes it is
no it wouldn't
No what wouldn't?
scarjo has made original movies
they all flopped
You asked if I would watch it moron
and you didn't
and that's that.
scarjo...fricking old hag.
I can't watch a movie that doesn't exist, moron.
>ESL moment
I'd actually be much more likely to watch an original cyberpunk movie with scarjo than a live action remake of an anime let alone one that no live action has any hope of ever coming even remotely close to.
>would you watch a cyberpunk original film starring scarjo?
This. Remember how internet feminists and tofu enthusiast orbiters complained and complained about how women don't have enough representation in film, and how good scifi never gets made, and how there are never strong female leads in scifi and how it's a market ripe to exploit because TONS of people want to watch content like that? Remember when a couple years later a movie checking off all those exact boxes with an original script was put out starring Natalie Portman and a lead cast chock full of women? Most people probably don't because nobody fricking went out and watched it. It's almost impossible to get people to watch shit unless it has an extremely identifiable IP associated or a murderer's row of A list celebs/actors.
I watched under the skin because it was an original film and I might have watched scarjo in some other sci fi.
But I don't watch corporate HEY REMEMBER THAT THING THAT THING HAS A FANBASE WE CAN LEVERAGE. I still haven't even watched shit like the Star Wars sequels because the idea is so repellant.
>Ghost in the Shell is a highly regarded but slightly obscure weeb nerd movie.
>ScarJo is an A-list actress near the peak of her fame. Is known for starring in comic book movies beloved by nerds and normies alike.
>Casting ScarJo as the lead in a Ghost in the Shell movie will therefore bring in a wide audience, like the weebs and the comic nerds, and the normie ScarJo fans
>EZ money
Getting a live action Hollywood movie used to be the absolute pinnacle of prestige for any media property, but movies like this one helped change that.
>Ghost in the Shell is a highly regarded
>but slightly obscure weeb nerd movie.
Stopped reading there. GiTS is both highly regarded and very well-known.
It was only well known to weebs and terminally online nerds. To normies it was merely a somewhat obscure 90s movie.
>GiTS was a somewhat obscure 90s movie
Black person, you WHAT? Even normalgays recognize the tank scene as iconic. It was a big fricking deal.
It's iconic with movie buffs and weebs, not with actual bone-in-the-nose normals.
You have no idea what you're talking about. The original GiTS is iconic in almost every frame, even amongst normalgays. You're high as a fricking kite if you think otherwise.
Most people never heard of the movie until the ScarJo version came out. You don't realize how obscure even the biggest 90s anime really was until anime in general started becoming more mainstream in the last few years. Dragonball Z is maybe the sole exception since it played with other Saturday morning cartoons.
I might be repeating myself here and I apologize.
Black person WHAT?
GiTS basically started the whole cyberpunk genre, you ignorant moron.
The Cyberpunk genre itself was a minor 80s-90s fad that most normalgays only noticed in passing and had completely forgotten about until Cyberpunk 2077 revived it and made cyberpunk a universally known term.
No. The 1995 film was basically a direct-to-video movie for most regions and even then, it was often only available at the kind of shops that also had a section behind curtains. It was a weird and perverted foreign cartoon.
In which goddamn shit hole do you live?
The Midwest
>The Midwest
I live in the Midwest and it was direct-to-theater.
The frick are you on about?
Zoom zoom
you are wrong and this guy
is right, anime was extremely niche in the 90's especially anime that wasn't targeted to kids like DBZ, Pokemon or sailor moon, it was very hard to get anime in the west and most that did make it here had horrible dubbing and had the shit edited out of it, stuff like Akira, ghost in the shell, neon genesis, even as basic and entry level as that stuff seems today was really rare to come across In shops or video rental places
>anime was extremely niche in the 90's
>stuff like Akira, ghost in the shell, neon genesis
Do you watch what you type or do you do you just slam your head on the keyboard?
how do you not understand that in the age before the internet foreign cartoons targeted towards adult audiences were not a common thing to watch in the west? the dubs were usually bad, they were edited to all frick usually so that the classification board would give them a PG rating, the tapes were expensive as frick so not many people impulse purchased them, not many stores had anime in stock at all, the majority of people still saw cartoons of all varieties as children's entertainment and it was only in the 90's with the Simpsons south park and family guy that that view began to change, this stuff was not played in mainstream cinemas and if you wanted to see it you usually had to go to some independent arthouse cinema, anime was not a common thing to watch in the 90's and ghost in the shell was unknown to the vast majority of people barring early weebs, it was a different world Zoomer
>and ghost in the shell was unknown to the vast majority of people
Again, I can't tell if you're moronic, or just pretending.
Black person you are the moron lol I grew up in the 90's you Zoomer, anime was a niche hobby
>i grew up in the 90s
>anime was a niche hobby back in my day
You dumb motherfricker, I'm probably older than you. Born in the 80s. There is no fricking way you can sit there and say anime names like GiTS was niche. You're high as a fricking kite.
Watching cartoons is not a hobby you fat moron
>anime was extremely niche in the 90's
lol maybe in like 91. By 1999 Anime was everywhere and was normalgay city, please stop pretending like you were alive in that time period. Anime was massive in the 90s and GITS was insanely popular and something like The Matrix coming out a few years later just boosted it's popularity even higher.
it made 10 million at the box office worldwide you moron, even with home video sales (which was a big money maker back in the day) it didn't even crack 50 million, it was incredibly niche, shonen became massive in the 90's mostly due to DBZ but adult animes were not, stop pretending you grew up then you Zoomer
zoomer Black person read Neuromancer and I bet there were books in 60-70 about cyberpunk too.
you are either a Zoomer or a moronic weeb, normalgays had no fricking idea what ghost in the shell was, hell most probably still wouldn't know
>king of my castle was a major dancefloor hit
whoever thinks ghost in the shell wasn't well known in the 90s is moronic and born after 9/11
why did she do this? It made no sense.
The idea is that the Major doesn't think of her body as "her body" any more, she's been a cyborg for so long she's kind of moved to another mental state where "herself" is just her psyche, not her physical SHELL (get it?) which is why she's so obsessed with the A.I. and why she is willing to merge with it to move to a new plane of existence, and also why she's completely oblivious to the destruction of her physical body by trying to pull the lid off the tank.
Of course, I only know this because I read the manga. The Major has so few lines and so little development in the movie that you can't really extrapolate that from her actions, she comes across as a robot who spends most of her time staring into space.
I can just picture someone in an office in Hollywood showing her this picture. “So preferably you could look something like this” and Scarlett nods but just keeps munching on the donut.
Well known in Japan and to non-japanese Anime/Manga nerds. It's influence in America far outstrips its actual popularity among Americans
It really wasn't that bad of a film. The 1995 anime is obviously superior, but as far as soulless anime adaptation go, there are far worse
it could have been awesome eyecandy and stand strong next to the original in terms of aesthetics. I haven't seen the movie but there are some interesting designs I've seen online. And I think Scarlett is not a terrible choice of actress even, she does look a lot like major (though not nearly buff enough)
Is it worth watching this movie? I'd be down to watch it if it has interesting scenes or cool designs.
it's worth a watch, the visuals are cool and it has the right aesthetic, scojo is in a skintight body suit the whole time, they change up the story slightly from the original so that it's not a completely redundant copy, probably needed a few more script rewrites but it's not as bad as weebs say it is, pretty comfy if you just wanna see some cool cyberpunk shit
It's pretty faithful to the visuals of GiTS while also adapting the look to live action
She has that kind of voice and seems useful for that acting in this film, she can play anything like a robot. The character that played her mother sounded moronic, even for an japanese woman.
American Goyslop enjoyers are pathologically antagonistic to anything animated.
They see a “cartoon” and immediately get upset or dismiss it.
weebs believing that "goyslop" doesn't include sameface moe anime trash will never cease to entertain me. keep guzzling down BDs from the yellow israelite
Because people have heard of ghost in the shell and that it's very good but can't be bothered watching it, and this provided those people a way for them to (falsely) believe that they could enter that conversation with minimal time commitment or effort on their part.
>That'll be $19,000+tip please
i had no idea they did this
was the lotus for sale too?
Scarlett's sweaty pig suit wasn't even the most expensive costume auctioned. You can have a look here https://us.propstoreauction.com/view-auctions/catalog/id/126/index2679.html
>was the lotus for sale too?
No
Are they selling the gun in the suitcase?
ya but the auctions were in 2018
It was pretty cheap too. Too bad
it's not a real uzi, nonce
>he didn't get the wardrobe with the used panties for $17k cheaper
imagine the smell
It's another 23% according to the Terms. If you're in California it's another 9% tax.
Some millionaire is going to buy this just to make his girlfriend wear it in bed.
He should just get it from ali express. I got a sailor moon costume, miraculous ladybug costume and pink power ranger costume I make my gf wear during sex and i paid maybe total $120
Is she Indonesian?
>she
haha, imagine this... buying it and... stay with me... sniff it so hard that bloods comes out of your nose... haha... just imagine
Ghost in the smell?
Wtf, is that sphere hunter Suzi?
Ouch!
Lucky bastard
Sniiiiiiiiiiiff
Seems a little cheap, no?
Yeah at that price I bet you could turn around and resell it for ten times as much. Buyer probably just lucked out and nobody knew it was being auctioned.
>Durr dur du duh dur, no?
Stop talking like this you homosexuals.
You want a girl to have a little belly to grab, virgins
Did he make it?
source?
Ghost in the Shell cg cartoon produced by netflix.
Why didn't they just shoot him? His centre of mass is pretty much in the same place despite all the flipping
>aiming for center mass
They were supposed to arrest him. They're not a hit squad + he's not a cyborg
reminder that this guy is the director self-insert and made fitter
same face
same homosexual beard
same degenerate homosexuality
>She threatened to sue if they used CGI to remove it
fat piggu
worst casting ever
Guuuhhhh
>getting mogged this hard by some maker nerd's wife in the suit that was designed to make you look good
bleak
Extra cheese on the taco means veganally yeast
Pig in the Blanket
Nice
>GiTS basically started the whole cyberpunk genre, you ignorant moron.
Nah Bladerunner and 80s cyberpunk fiction were around alot longer. Definitely helped but didn't invent.
this movie had much bigger problems than the lead's BMI
imagine scarlett kissing me
Wow, hold on mate, I'm gonna need a quick rundown
God she looked amazing in that suit, I need a white girlfriend so fricking bad
I don't care what anyone says I enjoyed watching Scarlett run around in a skin tight body suit for 2 hours
It disgusts me to know that zoom zoom zoomers whomstve didn't rent GiTS, Ninja Scroll, Fist of the North Star, Akira and Street Fighter because of the cool boxes are allowed to post here now.
yeah I know right, no one knew what that stuff was, you grabbed it cause the case looked cool if you were lucky enough to find any of it at the video shop, I remember the first anime I saw that wasn't a Saturday morning cartoon was Spriggan and I rented it purely cause the cover looked cool, and it was pretty cool
>because of the cool boxes
I'm 33 and rented GITS because of The Matrix and SF animated movies because of the video games. stop trying to feel special
If you rented GiTS after The Matrix was a thing and you rented the animated Street Fighter movie plural then you didn't really rent it, zoomer. It's nowhere near the same and you are a secondary. Fact.
>rented GITS because of The Matrix
yeah at the very end of the 90's, because anime was niche as frick in the 90's like has already been said
>anime was niche as frick in the 90
Except for all of the popular anime shows at the time right?
you guys are so fricking moronic
>nobody cared about anime in the 90s
>you mean like Pokemon?
>NO WAIT NOT LIKE THAT!!!
>YOU DIDN'T WATCH THIS IN THE 90S LIKE A REAL BOOMER
>i saw it in 99
>THAT ISN'T THE 90S!!!
grow up
Black person I literally pointed out here
that Pokemon and DBZ were popular, but apart from a few kids cartoons anime was extremely niche especially the stuff targeted to adults like ghost in the shell, and it was the literal last 6 months of the 90's and you only knew about it because of the matrix being influenced by it because suprise suprise film makers often watch stuff from overseas to try and find new influences and filming techniques, this does not mean ghost in the shell was well known in the 90's because it fricking wasn't you moron
once again it's theatrical release made 10 mil worldwide, the majority of that being made in Japan
3.5 isn't a majority of 10
that's what you are gonna nitpick at huh? fricking pathetic, just admit you were wrong you Zoomer homosexual
I'm not even that guy, I just saw your claim earlier and was curious about the actual figures and after a little digging found that the japanese box office wasn't even half the global gross. Don't exaggerate stinky.
The Ghost in the Shell movie is KINO. Its the best movie I've seen this year. and I've seen a lot of movies this year.
Cyberpunk kino, also probably the last movie with pre-wall ScarJo.
Easily one of the worst films I’ve ever seen.
She always had such a weird potato shape
Wowsers, I didn't know so many zoomers used Cinemaphile.
Hiro should really do something about all these kids born after the 1980s coming here now.
it genuinely wasn't that bad
the only part was dumb was trying to make her be japanese at the end or have the soul of a japanese girl.
That was fricking stupid
that's accurate to the original though
Yeah but having scojo be all nipping bandaid felt kinda gay
*nippon banzai
I don't remember the major actually meeting her mother in the original
She doesn't since there's no moronic plotline about her being kidnapped and turned into a cyborg against her will by an evil corporation to do their bidding. That's all bullshit they felt the need to add for this movie.
She doesn't. The ending where she's a freedomfighter who got caught up in some protests and repurposed was part of the Kuze plotline in SAC.
That wasn't part of SAC.
I thought nipping bandwidth conveyed your meaning perfectly
Motoko looked like THAT?