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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOO I DON'T WANT TO MARRY DAVE LISTER AAAAAAAAAAAAA

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >When the spice flow stops, all eyes will turn to Arrakis.
    >We will kill until no Harkonnen breathes Arrakeen air.
    >EMPEROOOOOR, WE COME FOR YOU WE COME FOR YOU
    >You'll find me there staring back at you

    Many epic quotes in this movie with amazing music, too bad the sardaukar clothing were awful and Lynch shoehorned that sound ridiculous stuff. Could've been even greater being more faithful.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >My name makes our guns misfire.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can you believe that fricker thougth martial arts were too goofy so instead we had funny voice guns, large eyebrows, the cat rat thing, etc

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          i preferred the messy wine-o lips on the mentats to villanueves little amidala lipstick line

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >drink the juice of snafu
            >the lips acquire stains
            >therefore I set my lips in motion
            stares into flashlight

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >mentats of the worst world worldly with sensual eyes, loose lips and looser lives

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I remember that forever ago, on youtube I saw some high school students make an amateur parody of Lynch's Dune. I burst out laughing for like 20 minutes straight when I saw that they represented the mentats by holding up pinecones to their face for eyebrows

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >misfire
        I thought his name was a killing word?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he never named his skyrim character "Fus Ro Dah"
          Gotta reinstall. It makes a difference.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        HELOOOOOOooooOOOOooooOooo

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the weirding modules weren't lynch's idea
      the studio wanted something like the force from star wars

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Black person don't lie

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >MANY MACHINES ON IX. NEW MACHINES

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >oh... yes?
        Exquisite dialogue, so fricking easy to make the emeperor to then say "You have my assurance that they arent making any thinking machines", that way it would explain the world without stupid narration. But not, he just says "oh... yes" and then he says "you are transparent..."

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >being more faithful.
      The books are really bad, with many flaws and stupid arbitrary decisions that later get dropped.
      The Lynch version is vastly better, and contains fun and novel ideas.
      It's crazy that you'd complain about the Sardaukar, who are essentially drugged up super mutants killing with their bare hands or with strange scifi weapons, while the source Sardaukar are basically just Foreign Legion prison meat and thus not frightful at all, and the Nu-Sardaukar are ninja butterflies that float down from the sky to attack the melee-centric desert people in the open desert. moronic.

      >narrative
      Oops I meant cut out the voice over /narration

      Just cut out the narrative and let the visuals and dialog carry the movie. Don’t explain anything
      It’s not a movie about the future …it’s a movie FROM the future

      I think it works fine with the voice over narration but I do agree that it's a better experience without it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        bad bait, here's the you for the effort

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.
      That scene alone is better than DUNK entire runtime.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        very nice son father moment too

        The yelling guns were so damn silly. Also aging up Paul Atreides was weird. The whole movie seemed like they didn't read the book, just a summary of it then aimed at people who never read it.

        what young actor wouldve make it justice?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The yelling guns were so damn silly. Also aging up Paul Atreides was weird. The whole movie seemed like they didn't read the book, just a summary of it then aimed at people who never read it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That is an accurate description of every film adaptation of a book.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked everything about Lynch's Dune so much more than DUNC. The Harkonnen were especially a million times better. The main problem would be the very ending where it rains on Arakkis, which would kill the worms

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lynch's Dune was 1000x better than DUNC. What I hate most about DUNC is that it ruined the baron. The baron is supposed to be a flambuoyant homosexual. Jessica even remarks on the differences between him and Duke Leto, saying that Duke Leto could communicate so much with just a glance or a subtle smile but the Baron talked constantly yet never said anything of value, just constant theatrics and self-aggrandizement. The baron was meant to be just this degenerate pompous hedonist who was unable to restrain himself from indulging in whatever urge crossed his mind.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is honestly kind of badass that Paul killed Feyd with a shout. I've been training for years to kill my enemies with a shout. I just killed my first cricket yesterday, I plan to moving up to lab mice now but my throat is a little coarse.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Powerful

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  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked this better than the new one and i'm not so sure i'm even going to try part 2(two)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      im in it for the orgy

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just cut out the narrative and let the visuals and dialog carry the movie. Don’t explain anything
    It’s not a movie about the future …it’s a movie FROM the future

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >narrative
      Oops I meant cut out the voice over /narration

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If the film series was popular I wonder how far they would have gone with the books
    God Emperor is a reasonable ending . Just say the “golden path” worked and the house of Atredies (sp?) is over

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaàp

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The production design alone is far better than Dunc's "gray gray gray gray" shit

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should have been turned into an animated limited run series

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Punch the stone
    >Kick the stone
    >Shout at the stone
    >Hahaha did you actually think it would break? What a dumbass. I'm going to change my name to Muad'dib, which means, "y'all stupid"

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >best Dune

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      damn neurons activating over 184KB jpg

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What dune is this?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the best one.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          But her dunes are covered.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most of the time I wish I was a homosexual as my life surely would be so much easier but sometimes I'm glad I'm not.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The casting for this movie is 10/10. Especially Kyle.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Press RB to use Dragonborn Voice

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Straight up this interpretation of the weirding way was the coolest part of the movie to me when I was younger

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >MY NAME IS THE AVADA KEDAVRA OF THIS WORLD
    seriously lynch?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I never wanted to wage a Jihad, this was supposed to be a karaoke club

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Princess Irulan is CUTE.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I loved her in that film with viggo as the satan

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      would

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Plebs ITT can’t handle true DUNEKINO

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Real women watch all three.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I watched Children of Dunf
      The Messiah episode sucked but the Children stuff was pretty decent
      I was sad there was no CGI prescient vision of James McAvoy's head on a worm body though

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >me to my dad every morning when I wake up

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Battle Pug!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Refined kino.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      fricking SOVL compared to the shitty remake

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not trying to save your doggo from the Harkonnens

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dun duuu du dun DUN DUN DUDUN

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pure undiluted kino

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watch Children of Dune if you haven't.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I accidentally watched it with the wrong aspect ratio and kept marveling at how thicc Irulan was.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >doesn't link up with fremen until 2/3rds into the movie
    need it or keep it?

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Peak kino is when Gurney leads the atriedes forlorn hope triwielding the colors (flag) , a gun and the pug.

    homie the dog don't need to be carried into battle.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >David Lynch
      >Martial arts in a scifi are too goofy
      >Also David Lynch
      >BATTLE PUG

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >well congratulations, young atreides, you got yourself trapped!
    >what's the next step in your master plan within plans?

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the first chapter of the only Conan novel written by Robert Howard is titled "Awaken, Sleeper!"

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

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