Face it, this will probably be kino. Comfy and okay at worst.

Face it, this will probably be kino.

Comfy and okay at worst.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Im pretty sure Galadriel will be kino, yes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm really not sure what this scene is but she's covered in ash and looks kind of shellshocked here
      Could be flashback or maybe something from later in the season

      as long as there's no random cringy muh wohman dialogue Galadriel does look kino and I'm tired of pretending it's not

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >cringy muh wohman dialogue
        Hopefully not, she will have a moment where she talks all proud about her lineage and gets mad when she gets treated like an irrelevant nobody by Pharazon though

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >obvious studio lighting

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I bet its the burning ships.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm really not sure what this scene is but she's covered in ash and looks kind of shellshocked here
      Could be flashback or maybe something from later in the season

      [...]
      as long as there's no random cringy muh wohman dialogue Galadriel does look kino and I'm tired of pretending it's not

      >Simps and orbiters display the same weakness of the men of Arda, the same weakness that caused the downfall of Numenor and the death of Isildur.

      pottery

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I would absolutely trade in the Isle of Elenna for just a whiff of that A* grade elven princess pusy, yes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/EsSOzeR.jpg

      Face it, this will probably be kino.

      Comfy and okay at worst.

      I'm really not sure what this scene is but she's covered in ash and looks kind of shellshocked here
      Could be flashback or maybe something from later in the season

      Why did they cast some ugly white women to represent their multi billion dollar show?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because the chuds at the Tolkien Estate made them cast white actors for almost all the book characters so they didn't even have the option of casting Zendeya as Galadriel

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because when the show flops they're not going to blame the excessive proliferation of nignogs or the unsightly costumes or the shitty sets or the fact that Galadriel along with basically the entire cast sans Elendil was miscast from the start but
        >le white woman made show fail! we need le nigress!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Eat shit and die shill.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    we mars now?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm really not sure what this scene is but she's covered in ash and looks kind of shellshocked here
      Could be flashback or maybe something from later in the season

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure it's Morgoth relieving the siege of his castle with a volcanic eruption from the ground at the start of the battle of sudden flame.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah could be, wouldn't be surprised if they have her be at Bragollach to witness her brothers get killed

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >battle of sudden flame
        I thought it was the death of the trees, maybe the show has them all burning up and destroying the land while gravity becoming all weird as the trees become the sun and the moon.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shill

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah but I saw a black person for a nano second!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Even a nano second would be too much

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like the host of a baking game-show

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not with the number of Black folk in it won't be

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It'll be okay at best
    it absolutely will not be comfy
    a bunch of hood looking hobbits? black elves? not comfy at all

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only one black elf (latino infact) and is a semi-elf outcast of the woods or some shit so who cares as long as he is cool

      The harfoot shit looks unironically comfy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The harfoot shit looks unironically comfy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why don't you use even more Cinemaphile buzzwords to fit in? This show does look comfy and kino and based fr fr no cap ,fellow kids.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >harfoot shit looks unironically comfy
        Talk is that the harfoot stuff is surprisingly good

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I heard Force Awakens is the best Star Wars movie ever.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Go and see what Joanna Robinson said about the episodes she watched. Singled out the harfoots multiple times and she's read the books

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Oh shit kino is confirmed thanks for convincing me

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes and she loved GoT early seasons and shat on the later seasons well before normies did, so clearly her taste isn't that far from Cinemaphile despite being a pink haired pronouns in bio

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You know what they say, fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 4,318 times, and I'll just consume whatever you tell me to.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not surprisingly SJW analysis is neither rare nor insightful.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Joanna Robinson is what is wrong with the United States of America.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >talk is that
          From who? Who is saying this

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Joanna Robinson has seen 3 episodes
            yes I know shes a pink haired feminist type, but she was one of the journos who covered GoT the most when it was airing and she knows her stuff regarding LOTR and tv/movies in general

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Oh well if she's a fricking GoT expert then Lord of the Rings is *basically* just Game of Thrones for chuds right?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He didn't look cool, though. Take race completely out of the equation: he's depicted as pulling arrows out of the arrow and other Zac Snyder-tier shit. The character just seems really bad.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >He didn't look cool
          Once you see his action scenes you will change your mind, I included the Galadriel one in this webm too because it's going to be similar.
          Hot girl with a dark souls combat style fighting monsters, destined to be popular

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            kys already

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Once you see his action scenes you will change your mind
            Do you have access to footage that hasn't been released to the public yet? Why do you have this footage?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's a clip from the latest teaser

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, my point is I've seen all these teasers and it looks really bad. It looks like the Hobbit movies.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            theyre not sending their best

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Is that Beren and Finrod?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No lol, but there is a chance that will be covered since Finrod is in the show

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            wait a second am i seeing things-
            the new black elf is in chains?
            I wonder what's that going to be about

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              He gets captured by orcs and they make him fight their proto-warg for their own amusement

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                based on the webm my guess he's going to copy Legolas in marksmanship and acrobatics and if we point out how absurd he is the reply will be
                >well you loved when Legolas did it, so youre being racist
                even though we complained about legolas too

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And here I thought the orc women just wanted to test if he's breed worthy material.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            bless you anon for warning me, I won't be watching

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >two towers wolf
            >moria cave troll
            yeah, it's gonna be generic as frick

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >dark souls combat style

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hey Basically I'm just not gonna watch it (the show).... UGH I know..... It's just that I'm not gonna watch it is all HAHAHA

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is she covered in Cheeto dust?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it will be like the hobbit trilogy. first it will be endorsed and then hated by all

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    trailers for it look generic as frick

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Im not watching it

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >okay at worst
    Sweet summer child

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I thought elves were pacifists?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I thought elves were pacifists?
      lol....

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        OUTTA MY WAY MORIQUENDI FRICKING SHITS

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        FEANORIAN
        FRICKING
        SHITS

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          teleri genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead teleri..ahahahahahMORGOTH WE WILL GET YOU!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Manwe forced Feanor's hand by not addressing the Melkor Question

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why did you think that?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They genocided an entire race of dwarves because they mistook them for animals.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did you miss the scenes in LOTR where elves are mowing down orcs in droves with their arrows?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why the actual hell did you ever think that?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So the shills have resorted to "Uh, Galadriel looks kino" and coom shit? That's all they got?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She's hot and there's literally nothing else appealing about this show to latch onto
      cute girls (female) will always be Cinemaphiles bane

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    God i hate shill threads, hey hbo hire me i bet i could make better threads than this

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It looks fan-made and bereft of spirit.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Kino
    Aw Lawd dem Rangs

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kino
    Kino
    Kino

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that anon that posts the morf dancing webm made me want to watch this show, no one to blame but that 1 fricking poster. frick u.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Without resorting to Chudposting, explain what possible reason could you have to believe an anti-White Amazon media production will be good?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      IS THAT A WOMAN?! I'M COOMING COOOOOOOOM COOOOOOOOOOM COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM SEX SEX SEX SEX

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      man in hte high castle was good until the end of season 2,then they realized they made the nazis too damn atractive and they turned them into cartoon evil guys.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it will literally be soulless trash dawg

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile will complain even if it perfectly recreates the LoTR feel. As much as I love the movies, I have to admit a lot of it is proto-capeshit. People will realize how indulgent the action scenes are when rose-tinted glasses aren't a factor.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Okay, I see the shills have enacted the "The old star wars movies were never good, buy the new ones" phase.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Two Towers and Return of the King have capeshit-tier action. Fellowship is perfect. Its action is subdued and impactful and most of the movie focuses on characters. I'm saying Amazon will take the bad parts of the movies which unfortunately are also what made them popular in the first place.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The difference is those movies earned their "capeshit" as you put it by having a soul to them. This series will have 0% of what earns those action scenes.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how good a series about a blonde aryan superwoman, travelling the world spreading traditional values to lower species could be.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stronk female warrior Galadriel survived 9/11 ground zero

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This teaser showed the best they have and it was already threadbare. All those implied epic scenes will be over and done with the first episode and after that only character drama and soap opera will happen with random people talking in front of half-build/half-greenscreen sets. And then you have at least four story arcs that are leagues apart and barely ever interact, just hopping from one place to another with barely any time for one place to make a lasting impression. Maybe they'll just teleport people around. After all, if you can compress 1000 years into some odd 20, you can compress 1000 miles into some odd 20. It's fantasy, doesn't have to explain shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All of these streaming shows are the same and I love when they have multiple storylines going and then just drop one in episode 6 with no conclusion or payoff.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >THE PAST IS DEAD
    >WE EITHER MOVE FORWARD OR DIE WITH IT
    Do you get it?
    Too subtle?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like generic "this is a new brand story tied to nothing" trailer dialogue to me

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Almost every combatant wears full plate armor or something just as heavily armored
    >still use shields
    >not one halberd-like weapon shown
    People in Middle Earth are idiots.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      use the better quality image for such a legendary elf, come on now

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >metallic painted plastic
        It never gets the right metallic sheen. Got to lacquer it first to get the proper mirror finish that even slightly brushed metal has. Same problem with almost every other plastic prop they have, be it israeliteelry, weapons or armor. They just skipped a step and called it done instead of aiming for quality.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ugly jock slathered in mud after a football game
        God he's fricking ugly

        It's funny because they should've made Gil-galad the anchor character of the show. He rules through the entire Second Age.

        About the only sort of authentic-looking Elf, and only because he looks like a cheap version of the Jackson Gil-Galad

        FRICK TELERI SHITS

        None of these CGI Elves are comely redheads to give us kino Maedhros romance

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >CGI Elves
          lol what

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Fake looking faces in video game armor armor wielding video games swords with a background lit differently from their armor, which is lit differently from their swords
            cgi Elves

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Fake looking faces
              erm ok

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Are you blind or being paid?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >8kb image
                lol

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I refuse to call that thing Finrod.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he will cut you with his jawbones m8

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Fricker should have grown his hair and dye it golden.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Fricker should have grown his hair and dye it golden.

            I refuse to call that thing Finrod.

            Finrod has scenes in Valinor with a e-girl-Galadriel (pic rel)

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              my queen

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >BIG JAW HAGGARD FRAT BOI IS GOOD ELF
            do you smoke meth or something

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              His aesthetic is like a weird looking chad, i'll take it for Finrod
              Could be worse

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >His aesthetic is like a weird looking
                ftfy
                HOWEVER
                I've said this several times already
                You can redeem and ugly looking people to some degree with costumes
                They achieved this with non-speaking side characters, even
                What the frick is Amazon's excuse for keeping this ugly dude ugly?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                His aesthetic is like a weird looking chad, i'll take it for Finrod
                Could be worse

                Albeit on second thought basement-dweller looking dude STILL looks cuter than ugly weirdo who vaguely resembles Justin Timberlake

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Look bro(sis) we know you really really love the Jackson fanfic but this is getting a bit obsessive, dont you think?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What's obsessive in pointing out that Amazon's main cast in their show is wholly uglier than even single-frame extras in the Lord of the Rings film adaptions?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                because you are obsessively trying to bring up these 20+ year old movies (which were fricking hated by the Tolkien family as being awful adaptations of the books) as some sort of seal of approval in terms of Tolkien aesthetics.
                The Tolkien family have been on camera saying how much they thought JRR would absolutely hate how the elves looked in the PJ movies, specifically.
                It's just funny to watch you do this

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Is this about Christopher Tolkien, who himself stated he did not watch the movies? (His prerogative!)
                I'm not saying he's wrong, it was his and his father's baby, but we don't have JRR's opinion on the matter.
                Do you hilariously think Christopher would praise Amazon's billion dollar fiasco which is condensing centuries of Arda history?
                Oh, and here's Royd Tolkien on the set of Lord of the Rings!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >who himself stated he did not watch the movies
                He did!
                Here are Christopher's comments about the movies which were communicated by a family friend
                >His criticism of the movies is pages and pages long, and not complimentary. At. All. In very broad terms CT feels that all the themes that to him make the LR important are completely submerged in the movie behind frenetic motion, chases, fights and shrieking choirs (and in one major case, poor casting). But he also has some very cogent things to say about the alteration of characters and the poor rendering of particular scenes stemming from PJ's apparently poor understanding of the book.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, that's new information. I remember reading a few years back about disagreement between him and son Simon who had a feud over it.
                >Besides, I think you fail to understand the position taken by CT: that no adequate film adaptation of the LR (much less the Silmarillion) could be made, and that's not an issue of battles and monsters vs. technology; it simply doesn't translate its essence to film well at all, or at least not a film which could remotely hope for sufficient boxoffice to cover its costs- and Hollywood very much cares about Cash over Art. No studio is ever going to make a Tolkien movie as a money-losing labour of love.
                Anyway, if Christopher is meant to be the sum of the whole Tolkien estate, rather convenient all these developments are happening posthumously in which you seek to absolve Amazon's shitshow through them.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >AAAHHHHH SAVE ME BARAHIR

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No you have to care about the story you intend to tell instead of the color or sex of the people you intend to put in it.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    3minute trailer coming end of next week
    there are no brakes from here on out

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, we know that advertising budget is being put to good use.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And then final trailer mid august, which is the 'best' of the lot and will be the first time they use the new Howard Shore/Bear McCreary music

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So who's going to play the frickboy out to give gifts to everyone and ask absolutely nothing in return?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Likely will be this guy (Meteor Man)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why does he look like that

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Likely will be this guy (Meteor Man)

            That's an old picture, he looks like this now

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The absolute state of zoomers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what's funny to me is you read the description and THAT is the basic b***h glowing tree someone's mind conjures. zero imagination.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Tolkien invented yggdrasil

      You dumb b***h

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the Norse invented magic trees
        frick off moronic Norseaboo homosexual

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can't for the scene where she gets fricked by a black elf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can't wait*

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait for feminists to realize the connection between media like this and the rising number of incidents of women having the shit beat out of them while no one helps.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Forgive me Lord for i am about to simp

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Her lack of boobage is the only thing wrong with her.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >wrong

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i watch for she

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No way Feanor would ask for a strand of that ugly dirty hair.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NOOOOO IT WILL BE BAD BECAUSE THERE ARE POC IN IT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes sweety but also the story will make no fricking sense and be boring and unitelligible

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I won’t be bad BECAUSE of that. It will be bad because that was the focus of their effort instead of story. Diversity is their priority, not quality. If some billionaire wants to spend his money on that, it’s his fricking business. But you shouldn’t expect people to consume it blindly.

      The visuals seem really good. That’s the only indicator so far that this will have any quality whatsoever. Everything else so far has indicated it will be crap.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I won’t be bad BECAUSE of that. It will be bad because that was the focus of their effort instead of story. Diversity is their priority, not quality. If some billionaire wants to spend his money on that, it’s his fricking business. But you shouldn’t expect people to consume it blindly.

      The visuals seem really good. That’s the only indicator so far that this will have any quality whatsoever. Everything else so far has indicated it will be crap.

      It will be bad because of that.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Halbrand is Sauron

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is that caked on cum? hot.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I still have no idea what it is meant to be about. Lord of the Rings is an epic and simple story about the fate of the world and thus is effortlessly compelling material. The Hobbit is a fun, smaller scale adventure with dwarves and a dragon (although butchered by studios forcing Jackson to make it into a big, epic trilogy).

    But what is actually the story for Rings of Power?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its about how Sauron fricked over middle earth, basically

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is an story about powerful rings
      duh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >But what is actually the story for Rings of Power?
      Middle-Earth turned soap

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's about Sauron, but s1 will basically be setup to show how Sauron was able to deceive the free peoples of middle earth and why his schemes were so effective
      pic rel is a broad overview of eps 1+2

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sadly, I'll never know.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not with black people in it
    im not even saying it as a racist thing but the immersion is already ruined when there is creatures added out of nowhere

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >even on Cinemaphile there are still tons of people who still cant smell woke cringe failure from a mile away
    this is why they keep getting away with destroying great IPs over and over. Cause you clowns can't tell that they dont have enough quality story to fill a trailer, let alone a show.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nu-Galadriel a CUTE.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What are we supposed to expect from the story in this? All the teasers I've seen give absolutely no hints. I know they aren't allowed to actually do anything from the Silmarilion so are they really just trying to trick us into watching some OC donut steel type shit?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you are 100% correct.
      >All the teasers I've seen give absolutely no hints.
      this is always a red flag

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Consider this - you have the unenviable and impossible task of selling a terrible car. Like a Edsel except worse. How would you attempt to sell it?

      First, you’d try your best to make it look as great as possible. You’d put fins on it. A truly fantastic paint job. It would be great to look at.

      Second, you would show “influencers” enjoying it. You’d show them really getting into it, emotionally, and stoke the fear of missing out.

      Third, you’d get “experts” to back it. Fly them into town, put them up in a nice place, wine them and dine them. Promise them that this is a really great product and we know what we are doing.

      Fourth, show off flashy pictures of it. Really sell the aesthetic value of it.

      After all of that, people will buy it. Then they use it. And find out it’s a piece of shit. Then stop using it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What if I downloaded the car for free?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You are still driving a piece of shit, you just didn’t pay for it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Galadriel warrior princess fights the remnants of darkness in the world left from the first age. Sauron creates the rings of power, pretending to be a lord of gifts, then fights openly in a few wars. Gets soundly defeated in battle everytime but "wins the peace" through deception and the influence of the rings.

      Major events:

      War of the Elves and Sauron (Elves find out Sauron's been pretending to be the lord of gifts. They fight. Sauron loses.)
      Numenorean war against Sauron and the Sinking of Numenor (The Numenoreans challenge Sauron's armies, but Sauron quickly surrenders and is taken prisoner. Because they are idiots they let him become an advisor and he convinced them to invade the land of the gods. For this the one true God wipes out the invading army and sinks the island of Numenor entirely. Sauron gets disembodied and cursed so he can't shapeshift any more.)
      War of the Last Alliance (Elves and Numenorean mainlanders combine forces to defeat Sauron... again.)

      Because of the influence of the rings of power the realms of men are divided and the dwarves lock themselves away. The greatest men, the Numenorians are nearly all dead. And elf numbers are dwindling due to attrition. This sets up the desperate situation of the third age.

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK TELERI SHITS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off Noldor homosexual

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cast them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ugly old man, black woman.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is anyone else autistically irritated when artists slap the eye motif on pre-ugly Sauron

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    KINO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Man, imagine if we lived in a world where this series could have possibly been done right. It's always beautiful background, ugly people. That's now how it was written. Maybe one day soon all this neo-Weimar bullshit will be over.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        *not how

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      cgi soulless video game shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >IMG_1750.jpg (710 KB, 3840x1608)
      Where do you get this resolution, and is there a higher res trailer out there, too?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not my upload but here is a link to a higher Bitrate version of the teaser (7.5 mb/s)
        https://drive.google.com/file/d/1QQMzEOR-rp8no42BXCa9WtOGFYDUQ7hU/view

        Just makes sure to download it because the google player compresses it like a regular youtube video

        That image was posted on Amazons website for the series
        They add high res images to the 'assets' tab every once in a while
        https://press.amazonstudios.com/us/en/original-series/the-lord-of-the-rings-amazon-original-series/1

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Not my upload but here is a link to a higher Bitrate version of the teaser (7.5 mb/s)
          At last, a good quality version of the trailer.
          Incredible. Thank you greatly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How do they sleep?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The trees take turns shining. Telperion’s light is less bright and silver like the moon’s.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I thought elves just didn't sleep

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Threadly reminder, this video:

    Has a better ratio than ANY of Amazon's """"""""""LOTR"""""""""" trailers.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the reactionary channels on YouTube are milking the shit out of this series

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They know their audience

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Brave strategy to boost rightwing youtube channels while tanking your own product.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Do you think amazon cares about the people who dont pay to watch tv shows?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yes?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >people who don't pay
            Isn't that the primary demographic that woke companies go for?

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Galadriel is a bait and switch. How can you not see it.
    They use the cute white chick and white people to pull in the crowd and they add all the woke shit for the second season.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She is not a bait and switch. They're making it dead obvious that Galandriel is a badass, sword singing, fem warrior who will slay big orcs with ease and out perform all male fighters. They're not hiding the pozz. Thus, the reason why the paid shills are spamming her here is because amazon marketers think the majority of the males here are porn addicted, kissless, hugless, loser virgins who will give the show a chance if the show appeal to coomerbrain sensibilities. That's the whole strategy behind the "I watch for she" shill posts. They now most incels are porn addicts and they're trying to leverage that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the reason why the paid shills are spamming her here is because amazon marketers think the majority of the males here are porn addicted, kissless, hugless, loser virgins who will give the show a chance if the show appeal to coomerbrain sensibilities.
        lol,they are not wrong but they also hate Black folk with passion so you have that

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lord of the simps.

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Galadriel, you're a loose cannon. I've got Gil-galad breathing down my neck!
    Hand over your sword..... and your other sword

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny because they should've made Gil-galad the anchor character of the show. He rules through the entire Second Age.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >anchor character
        You mean having him be the focus instead of Galadriel? Because I think you could make an argument for Elrond too
        Either way I don't think any of them would be bad choices, Galadriel lets you go further back into the 1st ages though and a logical choice considering her character popularity and recognisability

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        timeframe matters less than you think because they're doing god knows what they mean by "compression". second age lasted almost 3500 years.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is literally the only character who actually looks the part.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He rules elves. Elendil is ruling men. The whole over-arching story of the second age is the breakdown of the alliances between men and elves, and Sauron taking advantage of it. It would enforce what a big deal the Last Alliance was, between them. And, why it's a big deal that Aragorn returns later. The whole Elendil plot is setting up Aragorn. Or should be.
        You can't rewrite the Allakabeth. They can onlty use the appendices, and they're seemingly playing very fast and loose with it, taking references that Galadriel was concerned about a growing unknown power in ME to this ridiculous stronk warrior queen golem they've constructed. The Second Age is Game Of Thrones, but a GOT that makes sense, and has an ending in a pretty fricking definitive final act. All of it leads to Elendil and Gil-Galad taking down Sauron, together. Gil-Galad is half the story. Even the dwarves are secondary to this.
        There is no argument for Elrond, he didn't become more important than Gil-Galad or Elendil until they died. He was an important part of the elves society, because of Rivendell, but not that important.
        It's all laid out, in black and white. But they're going to frick with it, because wokeness and shit Hollywood writing. I'm betting the dumb meteor is Annatar, because of course it is - Tolkien didn't go into detail how he approached Numenor, so they're going to go all "HURR BIG FIRE BALL YOU CAN'T TELL HE'S REALLY EVULLLL LOL DERR DERR DERR".

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FACE IT, THEY RIPPED IT OFF.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Claymore invented female warriors

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DEY HEA

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WOKE!

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There is racemixing propaganda in the preview they recently released. Go frick yourself.

    the only solution to a leftist is murder

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    get dat rang out ya bussy playa

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw a half elf that hasn't even seen the light of the two trees tries to mansplain me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >5'3 pig is our Elven queen
      Eru illuvatar help me

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        *5'4

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They can apparently drink salt water.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Used troll tech to dig a water mine.

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    (You)

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not with this cast no, I don't see myself rooting for ugly people. People like fantasy because they can't stand real life not to see even more ugliness and even more propaganda.

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    KINO

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is there any way to tell how well amazon shows do? thinking of making of one of these for the rings of power

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There is no way to know, they don't make any of the data public

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In this scene she is looking at Gil-galad. This is not a look of love or remorse, but "acute reservation... she's being swept aside". (Quote directly from production source.)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What powerful commentary on the unheard voices of wahmen in our chauvinistic society.
      So brave. So stunning.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You didn't think they would miss the opportunity to make Gil-galad look like an butthole in ep1, did you? 🙂

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It literally doesn't even matter if it is good or not. When it comes out, you will see so much shit online about how awesome it is. Prepare for fricking months of reddit screen shot seething threads

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it will be shit, shill-kun

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn’t matter how many threads you open in a day, the show is doomed and people will be watching only for the first episode. Get ready to be homeless, you freak.

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Am i the only person turned off by Tolkien adaptions because of The Hobbit? The problem with those movies was the additions and trying to cram it into the same category as LOTR. This looks like just the same thing with the scenery and storyline that comes from tv writers and producers. I would have been interested in this if the visuals were entirely original. The jackson movies are not sacrosanct.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The story and that LOST chick make the Hobbit movies annoying, but I watch them because the sets and props are perfect. And Smaug was fricking perfect. Oh, and fricking capeshit Legolas. But man, the sets. The CGI was fricking incredible.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The CGI was fricking incredible.

        lol

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I thought this scene was so cool as a kid but now it just looks like shit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >as a kid
            >haha underage b&
            >the third Hobbit movie was 8 years ago
            Jesus Christ

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just want to know who is Gil-galad's daddy here.

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hobbits of Color
    Stunning and Brave Wahmen
    CW level dialogue.

    I trust Gary and the ratio on this one.

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It will not be kino, any monkey can throw VFX and greenscreens at me just like a Marvle movie but TRUE PASSION! True storytelling and respect for the craft of Kino this is not. This is a mockery of the greatest tale told on the silver screen in our lifetimes.

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day you b***h ass homie, I'm not watching this shit

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Simon Tolkien: "I don't think JRR would have enjoyed watching the films" | BBC Sounds

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Interesting comments on what he didn't like about the movies, especially in relation to ROP. Quite different from his brother and father but he's still a typically opinionated Tolkien
      Im pretty sure he's running the Estate now along with his brother

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >who himself stated he did not watch the movies
      He did!
      Here are Christopher's comments about the movies which were communicated by a family friend
      >His criticism of the movies is pages and pages long, and not complimentary. At. All. In very broad terms CT feels that all the themes that to him make the LR important are completely submerged in the movie behind frenetic motion, chases, fights and shrieking choirs (and in one major case, poor casting). But he also has some very cogent things to say about the alteration of characters and the poor rendering of particular scenes stemming from PJ's apparently poor understanding of the book.

      >JRR didn’t like the PJ adaptation but he’d love the amazon Black personfest

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It will be mediocre mulattocore like Raised by wolves and See.

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It may have good cinematography. Maybe. Doesn't make it kino.

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You get what you wish for. All these people kept harping on about film adaptions of their favourite sci fi and fantasy books (knowing it would take a huge corporate investment) only to their beloved worlds turned into cash cows for audiences that only care about surface details and action. Tolkien himself sold the rights to ensure his family's future and they are reaping the reward. Its as Christopher has said; the only thing you can do is turn your head away. I personally would have much rather LOTR remained in the literary world because watching it become this massive monster is like seeing your favourite song in a MacDonald commercial.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tolkien sold the movie rights to pay off an annoying tax bill, lol.

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is advertising and begging.
    Especially begging.
    Amazon is pathetic.

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I still can't forgive them for making Celebrimbor, an elf younger than Galadriel, his aunt, look like an old douchebag of a dad.

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > On amazon prime original
    > Kino
    > Comfy
    > Okay at worst
    Lol

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WAKANDA FOUREVER!

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