Every single Stephen King adaptation is better than the books, even the shitty movies.
Dude should have just gone into screenwriting instead of being a novelist.
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Every single Stephen King adaptation is better than the books, even the shitty movies.
Dude should have just gone into screenwriting instead of being a novelist.
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every single movie adaptation of his that ive seen has been UTTER TRASH
the mist is probably the WORST movie ive ever seen in my life. HOT BABY SHIT TRASH
Shit in, shit out. His books are trash too but OPs right. As shitty as the movies are the books are worse.
Nah so many of his stories (novels, novellas, and short stories) are pure kino. Sorry you're an illiterate brainlet.
If he had gone into screenwriting then the movies would be shit too, King is a hack writer who can come up with ideas that actually talented people can spin into good movies. That's it.
>The Shining is utter trash
>Salem's Lot is utter trash
>The Shawshank Redemption is utter trash
>Christine is utter trash
>Carrie is utter trash
Shut up moron.
i have only ever read a couple of his books and i remember them making specific american cultural references which i just didn't understand which is pretty impressive considering how culturally colonised the uk is by the usa
Just imagine that you're a cokehead with daddy issues who never matured so you treat everything like you're a child in the 50s. Try wearing a lone ranger mask and jacking off to the thought of sodomizing someone with a handgun.
Will Cinemaphile contrarianism ever end? It's so transparent, low effort, and tiring at this point.
I'm sorry, but this is my true opinion. The only novel of his I really liked was Salem's Lot, and I still think two of it's adaptations are better than it. I don't know why Stephen King disappoints me so much, I read a lot of genre fiction and even the trashier ones I tend to I like it just fine, but King escapes me. The Dark Tower series was pure gruel to me and couldn't make it past 2 books, and I'm a fan of both westerns and fantasy so I thought it would be perfect for me
It's because King doesn't even try.
He comes up with a pitch and an ending.
Everything in between the first 5-10 pages and the last 5-10 is just filler, trite whining about Maine whites and fetish shit like his black worship and kid orgies.
he brainbroke them with glumpf. they cant even
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He practically did. He makes his money off adaptations.
Even back in 1982 he was writing in diversity scenes "explaining" how the magical Blacks are the only ones capable of getting a library card, finding out about air quality and building air filters while whites are too stupid and evil just staying inside and watching bloodsports on television.
He's always been a huge meme.
There's black people in Maine?
Hardly any, but King is infamous for having sections of outright black worship in his books.
You need to read Dark Tower part 2
Never knew Brits were so racist.
>Dude should have just gone into screenwriting instead of being a novelist.
Have you seen Kingdom Hospital?
His books are full of all the classic cliches Hollywood hates now. Chuds would unironically love his books if they actually read them.
No they wouldn't. You get like one cool scene for every two hundred pages of whining about whitey.
chud here, have read almost every book he's written and loved most of them.
the running man is a tense, grim little novel. whilst the movie is just the ultimate 5/10 flick
>the running man is a tense, grim little novel.
lmao it has a literal intermission where hood blacks go on about library cards and how 'dey white man is poisonin' da air and only 'dey 'now about air filters.
It's literally one of the dumbest things i've ever read and is by no means 'tense' outside of the final airplane scene.
I dunno. His books are pretty dreadful for the most part, but some of these films are an unimaginable level of bad.
Yeah but boomer women huff his farts more than anything
Stephen Ching
The Tommyknockers left some of the coolest parts of the book out though, or castrated them.
the ayys they used were better than the skinny Alf-looking motherfrickers he described though
I prefer Trucks.
REMINDER
All of Stephen King's novels take place on the back of a giant space turtle.
A giant space turtle.
That’s Terry Pratchett thoughever..
R.L. Stine > Stephen King
Loooool
The Palmer brain really leaked into his writing.
Average Stephen King novel in a nutshell.
Dude's completely politics-brained to the point of absurdity.
Seethe as much as you like. He will always be the Who's Who of Whoville.