>Fact or fiction? The story of Anon who wasted 20 years of his life on his computer while living in his mother's basement?
>Fact or fiction?
>Fact or fiction? The story of Anon who wasted 20 years of his life on his computer while living in his mother's basement?
>This one isn't true. He didn't live in the basement.
So basically Frakes himself after TNG.
yeah, I live upstairs.. loser
in 2023 living in a basement seems like the smart idea
If you're happy, is it wasted?
Ultimately if you're on your computer or fricking prostitutes for no real gain time is still wasted cause it's still timing down. No way back, just forward.
Drowning out misery with distractions isn't happiness. You will eventually look back at it with intense regret
This. See
Wish I never fell for this cope.
>If you're happy
Most aren't happy though. I never knew about someone who doesn't have issues with depression, or any other mental disorder, who went voluntarily into his mother's basement to just sit in front of a computer instead of doing something else. Maybe someone doing some art project.
>Most aren't happy though. I never knew about someone who doesn't have issues with depression, or any other mental disorder, who went voluntarily into his mother's basement to just sit in front of a computer instead of doing something else.
My man vidya is so popular nowadays that millions of people do just that, of course not in a basement. I doubt everyone has a mental disorder.
> Anon who wasted 20 years of his life on his computer while living in his mother's basement?
>My man vidya is so popular nowadays that millions of people do just that, of course not in a basement.
> I never knew about someone who doesn't have issues with depression, or any other mental disorder, who went voluntarily into his mother's basement to just sit in front of a computer instead of doing something else
Are you illiterate? If you take the "mother's basement" out of the equation does everything change as well?
You ignored the whole staying in a basment for years, which is the main point. No one mentioned vidya by itself. Your point is meaningless. It's like btw. millions of people drink alcohol without being alcoholics, like no shit.
Maybe I got confused by the wording. You are right, my bad.
6 million dead?
Believe it or not, this one’s false
>basements
do americans really?
Yes, Americans unironically put radon gas chambers under every house and then send their kids to live in it kek
They really live like they have affordable healthcare, the animals.
>in the sequel anon discovers he can grow microgreens in the boomer basement for maximum nutrition
>A man who believes he's a woman? Much less one who toils upon an online imageboard doing it for free?
>...You're not gonna believe this one.
i'm actually being held hostage by relatives using me to get social security benefits that i never see any of AND THE POLICE DO NOT CARE
a little fun fact: in my native language with dubb, JF says at the end of each episode "see you next time" with somewhat enigmatic touch. few years ago I found out in the original, he just says "I'm Jonathan Frakes". I bursted with laughter at his egotism.
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>a 26 year old kissless virgin?
>And what about the custodian of content on an imageboard who does it all for no compensation whatsoever? Believe it or not, this one's real.
I like the wholesome version better
>Moderator accountability? It's fiction.
Can't believe I deluded myself into being okay with it. My youth is nothing but regret.
You'll die and remember none of it anyway.
>dude nothing matters cause you're going to die
another megacope used to justify indifference
But it is. Adulthood is realizing this and shedding the hangups of a youthful and naive mind such as
>WAHHH WOE IS ME I DIDNT FRICK A HUNDRED HOLES (WOMEN) ALL DAY LONG WAHHHH
No. Sex is between a man and a woman who are married. Stop being like fricking roasties who hit 30's and can't get laid. It's truly pathetic beyond words. Life can have meaning if you have a family but it's also a big bowl of nothing. Contextualizing that is the key to to a halfway fullfilling existence. Plus, you all have incredibly feminized thoughts and behaviours. didn't frick holes all day in your youth? Okay, it is what it is, move on with your life. For frick's sake.
Who's talking about sex, coombrain?
>I'm so mature I'm entirely above sex even though I bring it up completely unprompted
>jumping straight to "sex is the meaning of life" when nobody has mentioned sex
Weird projection
? it's literally true. oblivion is the end point for everyone. none of this shit matters and you're fooling yourself if you think otherwise. if you have a nice day now you're ultimately no worse off than elon musk who dies in 40 years.
I wasted the better part of the last decade scrolling this worthless website. I’m desperate to break the addiction but don’t know where to start. At least I’m aware that this is a massive timesink and I’ve found a free things to occupy myself with besides sitting at the computer.
If I ever have kids they will be raised without phones or recreational internet access, this shit is cancerous
>if 4chin didn't exist, I would have a wife and kids
step one would be not to externalize your issues.
>Six million? I don't think so. It never happened.
If you're a socially awkward autismo who wants to get back in the game, unironically travel to Japan. It's socializing with training wheels because both the locals and most other tourists are turbo spergs so you'll fit right in
>I'm miserable and unhappy with my life choices so you must be too!
Hell of a lot of projection in this thread ngl.
>walk into a room where people are talking about their heroin addiction
>wonder why people assume you also have a problem with heroin
>inb4 he responds with ACUTALlLY I am successful in life, Im just here sometimes because I'm bored and wanna laugh at you losers, lmao
heroin is preferable to gooning or being a janny.
>posting on Cinemaphile since the age of 10 and completely losing any shred of personality or humanity over the course of years to the point of barely being able to handle social situations?
Nobody gives two fricks about your pathetic life stories you female-brained losers. Either post some funny maymays and discuss film and TV or go blogpost on Twitter.
>22 posters
>nobody cares
Nobody cares. Be fricking men and don't take life so seriously. It's legitimately women behaviour.
spare us your cope, kid
>Be fricking men and don't take life so seriously
that's some great advice that changes lives, thank you for your contribution to the thread, it really means a lot.
It may seem 'lame' to you because you're so demoralized but it really is that simple.
That's what this boils down to. Don't bother lying.
This was supposed to be a based Jonathan Frakes thread, why did you gays ruin it with whatever the hell it is you're tlaking about
When this meme first went viral last year, I thought some studio israelite was trying to bring the show back for zoomers. They could even get another Trek alum to host it since Frakes is to old now. Guess that never happened.