>Failed to make a billion

>Failed to make a billion
What went wrong?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    but we threw out that old nerd book and catered to women, how could it fail?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What went wrong?
    Rats.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they can't keep getting away with it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are there even rats in space?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zedanya is ugly as shit. If they had Zoe Seldana or Ana De Almas it would make more

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ALL the shilling
    ALL the zoomer campaign and still wont pass 700m
    Stupid villeneuf

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Self-sabotage with the early digital release

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gimmick casting.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Timothee, zendaya and florence pugh don't fit and shouldn't have been cast as their respective characters. Other than that I liked it. Some costume design was lack luster and obviously the builidings/vehicles on Arrakis being all greyed out sucks. Rebecca ferguson was good and her costume/makeup was really good as well. The whole Giedi Prime arena sequence was also cool.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't like the idea o making harkonnen bald and wear black (lynch guild vibe). They should look like uniformed army with less majestic vibe (they were mostly thugs, psychopaths, morons, brutes, drug addicts etc. But still human looking. mix of soviets/imperial russia/israel/drug cartels etc

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    700 million is bad am i rite

    you basement dwelling chuds are funny kek

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. It should have made at least 800-900 million

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        first it was how the sequel will never happen because it didn't make enough money, then the sequel happened. then it was how the third part will never happen, third part already confirmed

        but yeah it actually needed to be 5 billion profit just to break even am i rite kek, enjoy crying and crying when the third part is out as well

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >700 million is bad am i rite
      I hasn't crossed 700m morond and Apes will kill its legs

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Casting Zendaya. That titless mutt has a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle. Ghastly creature.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zendaya is mid but let's be honest here, if webm related gave you like 5 seconds of attention IRL you'd stutter like a b***h and keep thinking about that moment for months on end

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you could frick a crack prostitute that looks better than her on any american ghetto in the ass under some bridge for 20 bucks.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Now now, Zenday may not be a knockout, but let's not be silly.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dont know,man,chicks that look like underage muslim boys are not my type.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What kind of desperate chud fricks crackprostitutes under a bridge? Have some dignity man

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This is how you were made so be thankful.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Made to get STDs from nasty prostitutes?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He's saying that your mum is a crackprostitute

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        heh

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >goes straight hair blonde
        >suddenly attractive
        Wtf

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oops I meant to post
          >goes straight hair blonde
          >still hideous
          LMAO

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Cope

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    chani did nothing wrong. her only sin as an arab nationalist was being born into a world where the bene jesuit had destroyed the native mythology. she owed paul the russian israelite no allegiance and even paul didn't think so.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not enough water

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This but unironically. Dune is a worse version of the white savior pocahontas/lawrence of arabia slop

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Dune
        >White savior story
        Too low IQ to follow the actual plot of the movie where the whole idea of it not being one was more on the nose while the book was more subtle about it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >couldn't even discern the extremely obvious subtext of the movie

        lmao, did you have water on the brain as a kid? Luckily Messiah will ram home the message to any remaining idiots who didn't get it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Too much sand.

      Just an oppresively ugly movie styled like a fragrance commercial. Horrible way to spend 2 hours.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    making over 3 times the budget means it's a failure? failed so bad they greenlit the third movie? whatever you say disney shill. lets see how well your next star wars release does.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Elderly People and kids hate 3 hour movies
      People who live in desert states are bored of sand and shit
      Low IQ hate the multiple characters and families to keep track of
      Nobody a Coachella feminist can self insert into which is why you see so much complaining about Zendaya or the cast
      Fundy Christians dislike Dune because they see it as a Jesus Reimagining in Space

      But this it created an audience and WB can actually make games, movies, theme park ride at Universal Studios, its incredible for business.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you overthink.
        sci fi never sold well,star wars was bottom of the barrel shit for normies,that just pressed the right spots.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Fundy Christians dislike Dune because they see it as a Jesus Reimagining in Space
        That's what it is. It isn't subtle about hating religion

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The story of Dune attacks the whole idea of a messiah. Paul envisions a crusade to conquer the universe and spread the dominion of House Atreides. Paul himself would be seen as God.

          He resists that and keeps the fremen stuck on Arrakis and turns into a giant worm kek

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nothing went wrong
    part 3 has been commissioned

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chalamay broke Travolta's boxoffice records, mmkay?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shit-tier casting

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bad screenwriting, directing, cinematography, scoring and source material.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love the body language here.
    She needs to be put in front of him.
    Why? Because it's current year + x

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cinemaphile still moving the goalposts to pretend Dune is a failure
    lmao, mindbroken

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    phone zombies only go to the cinema to watch le heckin epic marvel movie or whatever shit cameron comes out with. Not surprising part 2 of what was already a three hours money has a ceiling

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >writing and pacing are all over the place
    >movie feels both stretched out and jumping from one plot point to the next somehow
    >"Hopefully they blew their budget on the final attack, at least
    >it might as well have skipped over it

    Holy shit, this movie sucked ass.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    length. Like hell am I sitting in a cinema for that long

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