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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They blew their load early by showing Batman's uncut wiener.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They should have leaned into it. Have every page have a panel dedicated to a close up shot of a super hero's uncut penis. Live penis reaction every page.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's crazy that they show Batman's wiener on panel but we still can't see Catwoman's c**t.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can see Catwoman BEING a c**t in the mainline comics, so it evens out.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        but he's on every page

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Made him a dicklet
      Batbros….

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    bring back vertigo

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They want to do that

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bring back vertigo
      Vertigo was the product of a particular era and died because its moment has passed

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bring back vertigo
      Vertigo was the product of a particular era and died because its moment has passed

      the key issue is WB got wind of it and instead of it being a creator owned publisher where the caveat is WB gets first go at movie rights, WB wants the IP wholesale. Most Vertigo books sold terribly for DC standards so there's no boon to using DC as a middleman vs Image who will let you own it and has less middlemen cutting profits.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They tried and it failed thanks to Andy Khori hiring Zoe "bullied a man to suicide" Quinn. There was also the rapist who's name I forget.

      They had to relabel cause Vertigo is sullied beyond repair.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eric "Male Feminist" Esquivel is the one you're thinking of. White guy trying to pass himself off as "Latinx" and wrote the racist trash known as Border Town.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Might be happening in 2024/25, according to BC rumours.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I even forgot this existed.
    Kind of funny that their idea of "more mature stories" was wieners.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was for 1 issue, then they got backlash and pussied out and blurred out the wiener

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Azzarello is a hack.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Kind of funny that their idea of "more mature stories" was wieners.
      Black label should have been reserved for actual published science fiction/fantasy writers rather than just going for shock value.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Name one black label title that isn't batman related

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        All the Joe Hill horror ones.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Were they Black Label? I thought they were just their own sub imprint. I do miss that imprint though aside from the Dark Dark Woods one most were pretty good

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            They were. He had a whole subsection of Black Label under his name for all the horror comics, even ones that he didn't write.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Superman Vs Lobo

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rogues.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's actually a TON. Black Label is mostly used for reprints. Nearly every old DC trade that'd even classify as "PG-13 level content" is Black Label.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was befuddled when I picked up a copy of All-Star Superman and it had the Black Label logo on it.
          Imagine if Marvel just arbitrarily put the Max branding on innocuous stuff like Daredevil Born Again.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Black Label was supposed to just be Elseworlds under a different name essentially. Out of continuity standalone minis. Now they don't know what to do with it, and because no one at DC is willing to admit that they made a mistake, they refuse to just cancel it. So now it's mostly for reprints. It was never intended to be "DC MAX", but they completely failed to communicate that.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              So it's extra pointless now that they're bringing back the Elseworlds label.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wonder Woman: Dead Earth.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rogues

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Strange adventures.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black Label has no identity. It's just seemingly random out-of-continuity minis and one-shots where the only difference is that somebody sometimes says "frick" without it being bleeped out. Vertigo had an identity.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's DC trying to bring back Vertigo while keeping a superhero theme
      It doesn't work, especially when mainline DC is already edgy as frick

      If anything instead of edginess they should focus on "non superhero" stuff, imagine Western Kaiji comic about a Gambler

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >If anything instead of edginess they should focus on "non superhero" stuff, imagine Western Kaiji comic about a Gambler
        It would probably suck because what makes manga like that work is japanese storytelling being willing to not be movie/tv screenwriting. or at least not modern American/European versions of one. They would be obsessed with doing something like Martin Scorcese would than to take advantage of doing a drawn comic where reactions can be exaggerated and there doesn't need to be a semblance of realism and you can use cartoon storytelling to reflect reality in it's own way.
        Maybe Latin American comic creators could; so much hispanic media embraces non-realism and stylization and they're familiar with anime/manga tropes. Some younger Europeans as well.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Would it be that hard to find Indie artists who aren't Realism obsessed?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I feel like most of them would be in the webcomics/webtoons sphere more than anything. Most American comic creators with indies seem to either be focused on courting movies/tv or the arthouse crowd at fantagraphics. And even then you need editors to actually approve of it and most of them are also trying to court that crowd.
            It's something that is in American (and arguably European) media in general. We get shows and movies about something like gambling or gaming but the real focus in on the character relationships and dynamics than the games itself. The game is merely the catalyst to the story. Trying to do something with an exaggerated take on the game would be seen as a comedy or camp. I remember when the wave of game-based anime were being brought over, a lot of adults reacted with "a show about fricking SPINNING TOPS!?/CARD GAMES!? That's so stupid." When the appeal of the shows is how serious the stakes were in universe.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >imagine Western Kaiji comic about a Gambler
        Eh, not much call for it. In the West, you already have plenty of entertainment (a lot of it real) on these subjects.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Animegays don't get this; Americans will just make a movie about winning chess, Japan makes cartoons about it because their live-action industry is miserably bad.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Americans

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

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  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >did someone say MORE BATMAN?

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite part of the Batwiener controversy is that it wasn’t really about them showing his wiener it was that some people were pissed that he was circumcised

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why wouldnt Bruce be circumcised

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because he’s not israeli.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I believe his father was Catholic while his mom was israeli but Bruce doesn't really do either.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed it’s very common but people are fricking mental and will have a meltdown about anything these days

        Because he’s not israeli.

        You don’t need to be israeli to be circumcised

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people even bother reading this trash?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      DC comics? I cannot tell you. They've been creatively exhausted for a couple decades now.
      And when they are, it just turns into shipping/wedding/relationshit stories, now with extra-added homosexuality.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's Elseworld, current DC editors are all incompetent.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Happy New Year!!

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm ok with some maturity in superhero books but man it's starting to feel dumb having characters that are on underoos and pajamas be given more of an intense treatment than actual R rated movies.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vertigo was great because it was creator-driven. You'd see so many different stories and unique stories of so many genres. Because talented writers got to tell the stories they wanted to tell. You went to Vertigo tog et away from the superhero slop.

    DC Black Label is just edgy Elseworld stories, with the occasional zoom in on Batman's dick.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      His wiener looks like they added it in last minute
      Also Batman cursing feels weird

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should have gone full out with the mature rating, but too much of a scared pussy to do so.

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